Best of Lae'zel [ Baldur's Gate 3 Early Access ]

yes I will come oh yeah who am I your only chance of survival [Applause] [Music] will it free the captive or Transformer former like that other unfortunate [ __ ] it yo come on sure that damn thing was going to be my coffin thank you your mind lurches into our thoughts gratitude is mixed with wariness because you have a gift with you we are nearing the helm once inside do as I say who put you in charge I'll Trust my own judgment [Music] zoru was right yellow is a toad and twice as ugly call me Lazelle fool no point in showing a Mad Dog kindness it'll still bite you in the end you have a sharp tongue elf word that your mind proved it's equal half elf I suppose the funny details are lost on a creature like you come closer about you no Chuck he is infected buy more dice eyes another one in Crash clear a formal greeting begins with a bow lower sore us for we sorted jammed its blade through y'all's belly straight to the other side no twisting kin must have been in a hurry Roth soon you will be vomiting blood and tearing apart your own flesh when the tentacles Sprout from your lips will you still cry that I was rough the tea sling was clear you will educate me on matters of this Fey run I can wait you can't just shoot her why not that's what her kind did to Canon shoot before you lose your nerve tiefling if you ever had it to begin with [Music] why do you care if a goblin lives or dies [Music] what will be the death of us the maiden of pain the goddess loviator teaches us through penance administered by my skilled hand it will be worth it I promise by all means let us see what his skilled hand might get up to I heard you dear one whimper cry big let it all out don't wear her out entirely priest I might have use for her yet the Sulu we find the Druid house in the better great talent or not no Druid can cleanse an embedded tadpole give no Credence to such fantasy [Music] [Music] strike will end his suffering [Music] how about the Fighting Chance now that or we've just prolonged is misery I expect I am your first I suppose I am as alien to you as you are to me that large fleshy nose of yours looks like a mistake [Music] better is an opinion but mine is certainly more economical so guess aren't you worried your kind will punish you for consorting with us [Music] my name is Elk chockey know those Sim kiss Yankee runes ancient is lucky herself you stole that from my people yes for now but any crimes against my kin will be answered for in time I just saved you keep that in mind next time you want to wear your grievances [Music] watch with cold realization this isn't the end of One Life but the start of another nulls can spawn from the corpses of dying hyenas [Music] Hyena's birthing Knowles how horrid I've seen greater dangers on Crash career how would you punish someone who wronged you wrong me how say murder obsessed killing is good it calls the weak but theft would be paid for painfully a thousand times over hmm good to know well I left my sword in the cave don't tell but I don't want to touch it again at your age I'd already spilled my own cousin's blood face your fear or it will devour you I need to dance no no I need to lie down I have seen the kithraki Terrace screaming the Yogi's legs from its belly to Fashion into blades yet they could not match your nerve today it was enough to drive me to Madness I smell their blood on you still I smell your sweat I mean to taste it [Music] sex yes when you lie down for the night I will come gift train relentlessly we know our bodies inside and out [Music] I hear you did the deed how was your little romp have you ever done a good deed just for the sake of it I have performed Deeds well and efficiently is this what you mean [Music] exactly but you answer my question ladies are you the most Exquisite eyes golden as the Sands of the kalim and you have a soft skull a gay tentacle will have no issues pushing through it I hardly believe in love at all oh but I do believe in carnal pleasure oh take it back we are not welcome here this much is clear fungus and mold glaze the grotesque creatures face and body yes they're hardly Prime physical specimens they could barely raise a staff never mind a great sword children if I die down here don't worry I wouldn't hesitate [Music] I am Lazelle daughter of gith defender of lacketh and I am no Slave oh that one's feisty tunnels collapsed trapped true Soul near he's stuck in there with poisoned geezers we don't get him out soon it's both our heads it is near his head that concerns us [Music] I swear to iron hand one more step and a blow us to chunks an action scent fills the air the air centers as have contaminated somehow or much much more concentrated as an expert on the subject my dear lady I'd like to point out the blowing oneself up is never the solution

Channel: Malkavian Kindred

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Keywords: Baldur's Gate 3 Lae'zel, BG3 Best of Laezel, BG3 Best of Lae'zel, BG3 Early Access funny moment

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Length: 10min 26sec (626 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 05 2023