Best of Boy Meets World (All Seasons)

are you aware that I'm only 11 years old [Music] are you aware that you have detention Friday afternoon no actually I did not know that I spend 35 to 40 hours a week dealing with the perceived problems of whiny little people like yourself now this is my lunch period my respite from the fray I spent four hours with you every morning and three hours with you every afternoon now for God's sake get out of my face I've been sitting in the seat for 38 minutes and I've been very good and I think you should let me go I'm gonna get up I'm dancing I'm leaving my hand he's on the knob the door is open mr. Feeny this stinks see here in the kitchen in the living room burst into flame and you can't escape because your legs are broken what will you do why are your legs broken because she tripped over your dead body I don't want to be a kid that's too bad because once it's gone you can never get it back I want to be able to afford stuff so do i 5 times 2 times 8 what's that like 58 bucks 58 dollars it is [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] look you wear a turtleneck no one's even gonna notice okay I suck the neck suck up future plumber teacher's pet fix us sink don't show mr. Feeny I'm just getting my tennis ball join me for a drink uh sure hey this is apple juice how air pollution affects our everyday life excellent topic Denver I have talked to majestic Rocky Mountains elevation 5,000 feet Philadelphia lying low in the Delaware Basin 250 feet above sea level well researched Denver clean crisp mountain air Philadelphia polluted industrial small Mile High Stadium home of the Colorado Rockies Veterans Stadium home of the Philadelphia Phillies oh here we go the Rockies a bogus expansion team mind you are averaging four more runs per game than anyone in the league because of their clean air our theory is if Philadelphia would clean up its muggy air the ball would slice through the atmosphere with a greater velocity therefore the Phillies would score more runs and win every lung game vent listen up family because I admit I didn't know what I was doing when I put this stuff on my head and I admit I didn't know what it's gonna do to me but here's the thing I do know I am under no circumstances going to school tomorrow is that clear no school for Cory school Cory No [Laughter] [ __ ] it math 2+2 is always for science the earth always goes around the Sun history Lincoln always gets shot in the head Lincoln got off easy you'd like everyone pulling your underwear up your butt all the time it's not bad nipple is to Elm as Daisy is to booger you must be so proud I got a lot of other things my mind besides girls girl girl right there weasel do you remember what we've been practicing this is my brother Eric he's very shy 15 minute a minute ding music dinner movie I do a mr. Feeny and how can I help you in the garden today let me just effortlessly toss it over here then how long have you been up there long enough to watch you swap spit with a female I would appreciate it if you kept your son and his hormones inside the house at least until my niece leaves why George what are you talking about Eric's been up in his room for 20 minutes excuse me I will not be jerked around oh well excuse me but as the matriarch of this family not to mention a card-carrying member of the Kiwanis Club I can personally vouch for the fact that this fine young man has been up in his room for the past 20 minutes and excuse me miss Kiwanis but how could you know that when I just saw you pull up in your Winnebago and run all over my mum's not 40 seconds ago who is this guy oh my teacher does it give you straight A's no and why not have you talked to the boy I'm your new teacher and my name is now I'll write with you George dude I was chilling with my homies I'm Cory Matthews today and I witness Cory a probing exposé of the plight of the middle child stay with this party necklace new dress all for your daughter it just last night your son was imprisoned in his room forbidden to go to the movies with his best friends our daughter didn't dial random numbers in Saskatchewan just to hear people talk Canadian all across America middle children suffering at the hands of suspicious mistrustful parents next week grounded and how to cope with it oh who cares about George Washington who cares about King George was every boring guy in history named George my lovely wife Topanga and I have to celebrating the birth of our third child rainbow Einstein Minkus president of the United States very ambitious miss Lawrence yes I know not many people want the job anymore oh why is that well now that I've just banded the military and eliminated nuclear weapons the position is not a seductive that's rather an unusual costume for a president isn't it we all wear togas now it removes the hospital competition that fashion often creates this world of yours seems like quite a peaceful and loving place yes especially since we moved all men underground and used them just for breeding you see literary masterpiece we say what in your opinion was mr. Dickens trying to express in his Christmas Story but if you're a real Butthead the neat ghosts will take you to cool places Morgan was waiting in line to sit on Santa's lap and she was kind of nervous and there was this elf who looked like a hit man only means Oh Morgan climbs up on Santa's lap and he asked her what she wants and she says a Susie homemaker oven and then he grabbed his chest yelled Rudolph and fell over it isn't funny Morgan thinks she killed Santa cool she locked herself in the bathroom and she's singing on the first day of Christmas I murdered Santa Claus Santa's fine well then how come he just called me on the phone yep he said you called my little girl a demon child hey all I know is one minute Santa's all Jolly jingling his bells the next minute your kid sits on his lap but a bing bada boom heart attack coincidence I don't think so Merry Christmas it's the pledge of allegiance it takes like 10 seconds to say why can't you just say it make everyone happy because if I'm forced to do it just because of some tradition I don't understand then it doesn't make me happy can you spell peculiar you're normal you talk to a flag every day and you don't even know what you're saying but I do it I do it because I'm supposed to do it and that's what makes me a great American because that flag gives us the right to have this discussion and this discussion is the most important discussion we'll never have [Music] make us leftist hamburger here it's very hard for me to be alone with mrs. hamburger especially when it's just sitting there begging for more cents I don't know if this is a personality disorder with me or what I'm just never happy unless I'm doing stuff like this take your little hamburger and go to your table just miss them hey Minkus isn't that Stephen Hawking where oh darn I missed him too why do they think he's so much smarter than us because he is is neat you're wrong rom is not right it was bound to catch up with you where you going nurse I'm channeling the ancient Egyptian mathematician who first solved this problem check please [Applause] steamin every problem has to have an answer there has to be an answer he's turning to Freddy Krueger I mean you know Freddy always smiles before it's just what I want to beat the pangas boyfriend and then we can name our children Chewbacca and planky my model wife won't care how dirty my room gets she will always let me win at video games she will play street hockey at any time day or night why don't you just marry Sean cuz our kids would look like horses don't hate me because I'm beautiful [Laughter] you're gonna dump you all your life so get over it your dad really hurt me he sat on my head call TV hi of course I paid it a month ago I put it in the mailbox right out side my store on Cherry Bomb ding yeah everybody [Music] [ __ ] you're watching the glorious tapestry of nature [Music] [Applause] Stella pista to your head but loving stewardess coffee tea or bazooka shell what about men just blow up her head its nature it's human nature a rich tapestry of exploding heads you are the worst babysitter than ever your children are the spawn of Satan each of our bodies is the master creation of Mother Nature well except for Minkus he was created by mother Goose this has got to be the most half-baked idea you've ever had no no it was fully baked mr. Feeny you have to listen you're dripping on my oxfords now put your clothes what's that what tears a sale oh great Ernest goes to Denmark so stop laughing I can't well I don't even know what just happened I'm feeling really weird Cory you're scaring me Shawn talk to me I can't talk about it I can laugh about it but I cannot talk about it we're kids with a blender it doesn't mean we have to make a mess why are you mommy whipped nobody cares I don't need this what am I gonna need this no one has ever needed this and let me make myself even clearer Beowulf needed know quickly side issue who names their baby Hrothgar are you through no as a matter of fact I'm not I don't think we need geographies well this is a school what do you think we should do here I think we should sit around and talk about whatever we want and you should make us cupcakes sanim J I need to be it's a gift from when you're was gay you're gonna hang with me you've got to have a name that inspires fear and respect let me look at you got it from now on you are Johnny baboon what's your name Johnny Babu you're making fun of me nobody makes fun of Marion's templeman Harley's got a whole Locker full he is from guys who've done the same thing the glasses ain't cooking now cuz they got no way is a typographical error in our last edition incorrectly named the new principal as mr. George weed his true name is windy weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie continued on page three column one weenie is this fair no have we been tricked yes take the test or die die then we die together organized like the people in the book should have done the first student you [Applause] [Music] what are we and what you can say they say no more macaroni steak we want with our steak macaroni and as a side dish to our steak lobster alright this is your world new speaking so you want to play rough with George Feeny seventh-grade dance is hereby canceled you can't do that I can do whatever I want I have the megaphone the entire football season Oh No cancelled but that means yes mr. hunter no cheerleaders it's a strike we have to make sacrifices he's taking my girls what what can't we just sacrifice you wait a minute everybody he can't punish the seventh-grade class if there is no seventh grade class we're a union remember and I say starting right here right now our union is on strike let's go everyone we're walking out of school look for their union label is anybody behind you my son I gotta tell you there's no one with us we're all alone here I'm gonna bail you better yes I play a little bball with my homie friends and family how they feel about love someone squad cars lots of curse mr. Feeny I don't want to know how do you feel about sex me oh well some people say sex great anywhere anytime two boys let's face it sex is just the goal it's something they're after and they're not really sure why I think sex is part of a special kind of love that you feel for a very special person yeah fine now let's wake up the audience what do you have to say about men and women and you know okay sex is very beautiful especially within the confines of a loving monogamous relationship preferably marriage that's really nice hey thanks is it all right if I say hi to my kids what was the most amazing rare and precious thing in the whole world have you ever fallen in love five times a day Joey tells me is shooting a documentary in my hallway did I say you could shoot a documentary in my hallway yeah I think what Harley's gonna need here is location free plus an equipment rental fee how much is that how much you got three bucks three bucks but if you let Harley pound your face maybe we could work at a discount picture it sex starring Harley Kiner okay Babu make me a star okay tell America what do you look for in a woman well that's a very personal subject I have many thoughts on Joey tell me what I think do you have an opinion on love and sex yes my opinion is not on school property be careful with that valuable equipment love is the most important thing in the world Matthews and love is the only thing that makes sex worth having so have you ever had you know the other thing what have you ever had you know because you said you've never been in love and if you had you know when you weren't in love then you know must not have been any good oh you Mike Wallace okay I'm a romantic guy so to me love is very important and you girls would be surprised to learn that I'm currently available the question is am I the guy for you America Matthews the guy for you here's the phone two operators are standing by sex is like voting yes sex is like voting you go behind the curtain you do your thing and then you get to do it again in four years it's even better if you love someone who likes you better than you like her cuz and she'll pay for stuff she's paying love this way what do the ladies respond to exactly it's the uniform a turn-on I can't explain it hey I see oh oh that's vomit in the cafeteria a moonlit night the backseat of my chevy impala and there were some sweet girls voice whispering in my ear hey you're crushing my cigarettes that's a gray what I'll be laughing at that one for years and years what do we tell my grandkids about it like 60 years from that what's it on half game kids and then I guess I like the tussles friend kids in a park and the cops are coming say are you in the ratio what do they do they should meet damaged goods mr. Matthews mrs. Matthews thank you so very much for having me for dinner in your lovely home okay the idea here is that you and your brother share a common bond brotherhood we want to show that to the voters so basically you just want to see me being an older brother there you go okay action hey cor hey there older brother you know I was just sitting here thinking what makes my little brother special what sets him apart from the other seventh grade candidates is it as allergy to scallops is it a scooby-doo thermos no I think it's his fuzzy bunny pajamas one is for years I swear it's morning at Cory's house and Cory's having pizza for breakfast yes Cory does pretty much whatever he wants why because his parents are dead now our brave adventurers are climbing into the car as they sign the park waivers which include an organ donation request yeah help yourself get out of that car it's not safe you'll kill yourself mr. Feeny enjoy the ride George riding a rollercoaster is not the way to prove you dangerous would you care to join me mr Turner no no you're so concerned for me niya stand up for me what's too late I'm dead you're out of your mind dangerously out of my mind that's what this tangle and straight down there they go through the vertical flu through the spinning now the screaming dive of and here they come back from their harrowing journey George Hearst owned forward top of the car in front of the girl don't move maybe he doesn't see us we wait on the radio you ever open a book what a book do you ever open a book what do you ever go home and open a book what I want you to go home this afternoon and open a book I don't care what you had otherwise planned i order you nyeeehhh I command you go home and open a book he's real you have any idea why no he just started yelling like a crazy man hey he took our ball man so that's why this building exists some of us are students and some of us are teachers and if the students listen to the teachers then oh I almost got it then they get good grades but why why do you think Shawn because if you get good grades it means you've actually learned something am i close I'm gonna do very well on the outside world relying on my street smarts and natural instincts John yeah listen John I'm dragging a little this morning gonna need some extra time I think you can jot a note for me sure no problem you know anything you want late doctor have fun with it you got it no way what are you right no way that's right pal your butt's in homeroom before that first bell rings or TV no way snacks no way dates no way okay snacks what you forgetting something like books one way that you asked me here the day after school considering how much I really bug you Emma I I really find your infectious perky energy would you give me that little badger hey little bro life's tough get a helmet hey big bro life's tough get a helmet excuse me mr. Feeny I've gotta go make some more room at the breakfast table I went too far with Topanga my god this happened she's so pretty mom and we were all in the back room at chubbies hey hunter take this mommy daddy catch me that won't happen to my boy mr. Feeny my boy he's gonna straighten up he's 11 time heavyweight champion of the world I guarantee you my boy he's gonna tow the line oh and missus I'm so sorry man gets a call hey lots of calls from what sounds to be a very attractive lady man to speak a word of it to his little buddy Sean hmm interesting sure there's nothing tell her what a man gets all squirrely every time this girl calls makes a guy think man's keeping secrets from me showing you will stop with the whole man thing man seems a little irritated lately it's a girl I dated a long time ago it's over and don't you Dan start the next sentence with man dude's got a problem man how do we really know that the light bulb goes out when you close the door why don't you get in there and find out you don't mind if I keep on shooting do ya all right that's our family motto you know what I'll be jealous to you Cory when you can do this hey hey watch it I can't do get up your room there you're grounded for two months I gotta learn self-control hey my giant underpants he's always got a laugh detention mr. Matthews detention mr. Matthews I don't know why Cory thinks are more Nuri I'm actually you know pretty happy now that I've got the tape recorder and I don't have to listen to Cory a [ __ ] for two months in 48 states about life on the road and speaking of the road here it is now and three pots down over the world's largest yogurt come yeah I don't know if you've noticed but I've also run out of pants hi I'm Cory and for the next three years I'm gonna look like a potato child speaks the truth aye Cory Matthews I'm a potato [Music] this has been a Quinn Martin production oh you saw that crime you fat fat man they long I've been watching crimes on TV saw by by old guys by fat guys by guys and wrinkled raincoats so naturally it occurs to me what this world needs is Eric Matthews good-looking detective when a crime breaks out all the cute girls shout get the good-looking guy he's gonna comb his hair cuz he's that good-looking yeah looking good looking you have got to get out of this house what to do what I mean mom let's say I do find one of these so-called jobs I mean with nothing better than a high school diploma the best I can ask for is minimum wage and what they take out for taxes honest I think I could do better solving crimes when a crime breaks out Tony's you want me to date a townie oh that is great mom I can see him right now sitting on their couch and their ratty bathrobe watching daytime TV and bonbons these are cocoa puffs and I'm a detective Oh marry me I live in a trailer park and have no education but my hair does this this outfit with this hair hello bye bye I am so at the mall was really interesting about John Merrick is that he came from a wonderful-looking family yet was so hideous himself he was forced to wear a burlap sack overs and perform as a sideshow freak until the day that his oversized head rolled back and he died [Music] Shawn yeah I just want to die please don't lift my oversized head look a guy who I am now daddy I'm a townie and I'm worse than a townie because I rely on my parents for economic support I didn't even buy this cereal and you bought this cereal you bought my clothes you bought this cereal you bought the milk which was white when it started but it's chocolate now cuz it's Cocoa Puffs and I've been sitting here for nine hours alright yeah get off your butt get a job huh right now [Music] there's a crime out there [Music] mommy Eric wake up daddy I was fighting crying Eric put down the cocoa puffs and get a job okay okay my bathroom good job I possibly get in a bath at night I dream the day you like this with children I can play like this and the Sun shines just me and I feel good but good stop a handsome past surprises me $20 [Music] and only taking two calls then I'll try to be more edgy but I can't right now cuz I'm looking at it dad I don't know what Uncle David could have possibly meant by life experience I'm 18 years old I've been to sleepaway camp I even got on the wrong bus once I had a goldfish you die suicide was it [Music] [Music] we never give up okay I think you're a psycho I want to get as far away from you as I possibly can I'm just not the guy for you I mean you need a guy who's who's happy and perky all the time you know if you guys had part of his brain removed then he thinks he's a funny and you guys can go off and be bunnies together Jack [Music] shadow [Music] at the little house down from the dandelion puddle is a cute sweet boy I sure wanna cuddle wow that's bad she's over if you don't want to see this entire family living in an Amana refrigerator box you get your sorry act together and find some way to pay these bills your Spanish did be having the bills in the cat box I'll kill you [ __ ] I have been tearing tickets every afternoon at the movie theater so we don't have to have bills in the microwave but pay them like normal people checks I won't - wait wait you said wait wait don't work oh maybe you'd better ask for a raise cuz we got a microwave full of bills honey it's not I'm flipping through the channels right and I'm watching CNN you're watching CNN well yeah they suckered me in with this story about cake but then they did an expose on a 15 year old boy went to the hospital for a routine procedure and vanished vanished I want a second opinion go home you are scaring my son I'm sorry but it's my duty to stay and protect my friend and I am protecting Corey from you yeah I could take you well the first thing is security around here sucks nevermind me we gotta get you out of here careful my intro that hurt yeah yeah I'll take a look at that later but we got to get you out of here before you start losing your whole body Sean you're starting that crazy talk again Oh crazy am I um Dateline Orlando Florida a fifteen-year-old boy admitted to a local hospital for a routine procedure today mysteriously vanished from the operating table Sean I'm quite prone to nervousness so I would appreciate it if you didn't bring in invented stories from those idiotic supermarket tabloids okay soon New York Times baby the new york times trailer park edition it's exactly the same except you can eat it you are crazy dr. hunter dr. hunter you're wanted in delivery crazy how well this hospital doesn't seem to think so it's another doctor hunter Sean I'm going to delivery I tell you cor no matter how many you do it's a miracle every time have you been naughty or have you been nice well I know my mom would want me to send away the naughty girl all right have you been naughty get out [Applause] [Music] I want to go with the naughty girls well that's not possible so let's turn our attention over here and go to the board Einstein or beer stein all right Chris you're not gonna fool me this time so I know if I say beer stein [Applause] your offer [Music] mr. Feeny I'll have the soup what are you gonna have King Louie thank you for coming now I don't have much time I need to make peace with you I've done a lot of bad to you over the years I want to make things right between us you're making me very uncomfortable that's just gonna be mad that classroom under my desk is a key the key will open Airport Lockerbie three seven eight in the locker is a tattered plaid police in the police you will find all my homework for five years in all these years I've understood everything I'm actually a brilliant student I'm banished I am banished [Laughter] this is televisions hardest-hitting exploration of unexplained phenomena we are not making this up and now here is anchor grants steel during what was termed a routine tonsillectomy at a Philadelphia area hospital fifteen-year-old Cory Matthews vanished Here I am with the story this bed is empty because a 15 year old boy is not in it course he vanished I told him he'd vanished and he vanished I even know where he went he went where they all go to the fourth dimension sometimes known as a bottle city of Kandor but nobody listens to me they all think I'm crazy are you Emily am I crazy huh I guess that's for you to decide now if you'll excuse me I gotta go sir this guy's head back we completely recover darling they might have taken out my tonsils but they could never take out my love for you so what do you got soup survey checking them rice I'm still a little woozy aren't you I'm seeing favia always are you kidding I would walk anywhere for soup worried Jepsen comics car oh no it happened he vanished now next I know way too much it's happening I'm sorry did a materialized Bank under four sisters are taking me for soup you want him yeah sure you get your butt out of that bed and get to class [Music] June 24th 1978 I am born and a new dance craze sweeps the nation [Music] remember 1984 I poopoo on a bus nobody likes me interesting in my class mr. hunter handles the yipping Shawn Shawn it's both ha now I don't know which class I slept through hey mommy I stripped clothes off of you right off of me tiny that sleeping bag all naked when you're surviving with someone like that you have the common courtesy to wake them up yeah kick them smack them yelling the rear hey we're naked Amy Cory hi misty I tried right I tried I tried I tried I don't get the assignment I wanted to drop economics business figures numbers I just can't keep it in my head ah Feeny left us the keys to his house he knows this is gonna happen he wants this to happen if you're gonna stay at my bed and breakfast I'm gonna have to ask you to keep your voice down the more parks are upstairs napping [Music] honeymoon [Applause] by the silvery moon I think it's only fitting that we bow our heads and give thanks for the food in front of us we say thanks for this wonderful meal and I'm going to Atlantic City to see an r-rated movie here Morgan let me help you make the mat nature set hike one look alright bring him up here [Laughter] you want a dog or a hat how about a sword here have a sword Wow cool look what I got Cory is a very nice boy who never hurt anybody and if you do anything to him on his first day of driving then I just think you are a mean mean dog our head princess you got it look fat that is the least to your problems baby [Music] doing honey hoorah I'll be your waitress this evening my hosiery is bunching please pay at the register honey tipping is not a city in China please for one night back of you there is no topic if you care about me at all and even if you don't care about me but could someday care about me then go okay now how's that possible because my aunt looks like an elephant [Applause] [Music] we've got engine failure we're going down mr. Feeny mr. Feeny Joe up at the dorm I say excuse me dinging front please Eric Matthews I go here where's the towel where is my room they tell me I'm not on the list like there's a little portion not check the wrong box or another form no I think I'm an Eskimo lady see me think Jack's a pretty good-looking guy not much competition for me though wait what's older and I work out nuff said guys first time away from home about to do laundry unsupervised now you know your stories dude this mess wait this isn't my mess this is your mess clean up this mess you pick did you just call me a pig my brother just called me a pig they go round and round - who tries I could have been a good Eric I wasn't given a chance Eric as he thought he coasted took the job for Braddock we couldn't tell Morgan this but he stole we found this in his backpack I'm thinking of putting my house up the sale I thought once the kids started getting older things have quieted down [Music] just gets weirder these people are about ready to throw away ten years of friendship and you call that your best shot shame on you shame I show up I teach why isn't that enough Cory and I we broke up it should have happened sooner but we stayed together for the kids well it all started the day she was nagging me by the llama I don't want to talk about it okay yeah well I do you took that out of my closet hi I'm Eric Alison Matthews you know you're the reason we have campus escorts yes I am goodbye pants what's he doing here oh gee I don't know mil I live here Eric you're setting Milly okay me I heard you talking to Satan I think she's a witch and not a good witch like Glinda but a bad witch like with the monkeys went to the bookstore last night pick this up The Bridges of Madison County and this yeah just hold on a second there it is sorry guys yeah it's a shame shut up come on you know it's a shame you didn't fall for me could have been good since the beginning of time men have been idiots this will make up you [Music] could we please not run naked down the hall singing we wish you a Merry Christmas I only do it because people have come to expect it when people throw garbage down the chute this is where it winds up huh are you pig a pig would never live in here oh yeah are you insane who sleeps with the light on me okay when I was a kid our trailer park was right next to an offering all night long truck headlights shone through the window the light comforts me you know when the Teamsters went on strike in 82 I didn't sleep til there was a settlement it's really lovely story a great children's book there's another great children's book good night light good night Sean good night pig hey Jack you're a guest in my room why don't you start behaving like one the pig has a name it's little Cory fine good night little Cory Pig Bridgett's it's a tape sound to the trailer park [Applause] get up hey hey God wouldn't have asked you to stay here if I knew you were gonna be so weird oh oh I'm weird you know puts me to sleep a glass of milk not the truck that delivers the milk but know you'll excuse me I was raised in an actual house oh I see well as long as you put it that way I would be happy to turn out your lights oh I wouldn't man Pete my pet boxing team you know if I really wanted to hit you I would've well when you want to I'll be right here asleep in the dark normal people I can't take this look like a pig they do weird things during the night what like you talk in your sleep and your snore hahaha nice try jack but that's impossible okay either I talk or snore you can't do both oh yeah hey hey you taped over my sounds of the trailer park tape yeah it did go to the car I should buy a new one I don't own a car and if I did Jack I would have the pride to wash it myself you hoity-toity stuck-up middle class not just cuz you want to look like a pig doesn't mean I have to well yes it does you're my guest and this is my now come on clean this up make me criticize my room you spoke my Pig and you turn out my light so my life on a silver spoon I like the well I like the way I was brought up don't think I didn't like is I didn't know my brother oh these are the corrugated box business can't breathe we weren't fighting about the messy room or we just think all those years we didn't know each other we could have been beating the crap out of each other I've waited 17 years to do this sayako uncle your big brother Rocco Uncle Dave in the box business we have nothing I want far from this moment on you're gonna start listening to my views on philosophy politics what makes the universe go Brown you jumped out of a plane rather than talk to me oh you're exaggerating the wind sucked me out like a vacuum you hit the ground and started running whoa look at Feeny man Shawn this is that moment that we talked about yeah he's definitely gonna blow you better stay to you little control freak Wyatt you yelled at me okay if I was a pair of Super Bowl tickets how would I find will you turn down the radio we're trying to thank you no Jazzercise in the kitchen I think she's trying to tell us well you know we're better than okay okay ball can there's trouble in the Balkans is that what the radio said girl soup ball soup or Bowl all right yeah I am so family that's life you just yelled at me but I'm mr. Feeny no I could take you you don't want to dance with me girl you don't see me running do you if you had an affair do you think the guilt would change your behavior or do they come up well I mean you lied to Topanga you lied to Topanga read the Bible hey Topanga can I borrow your big pencil they're not divorced Kenny it's just a trial separation don't think I don't know what borrow a pencil means okay nobody nobody's borrowed more pencils and Shawn under he was just asking for a pencil I know what he was asking for and if he asks again I'll stab that big pencil through his heart you hear me Kenny mr. Matthews when one mocks someone one should wait until they're not looking right at them I'm not my regular see Feeny walk the see he can't do that it's against the Geneva detention convention [Music] Topanga doesn't belong your best friend core anymore and if I want to borrow a pencil from her I will and what are you gonna do about it we'll always remember he was that tall here's a gun they'll be fun for everyone death is on the menu - wait a second The Killers dead up top dun dun dun scary movie what's your favorite okay well I like that one with the hottie hot - party of five Neve Campbell duh that's a great idea because when we find the killers we can hit them with this hello [Music] all righty goodbye What did he say he said what all killers say he wants to come here he wants to kill us wants us to wait right here [Applause] go [Music] he's called our manga no not our manga my manga I always thought that Topanga was the one person I could never live without I take a bullet for you honey I'm not ashamed you peed on a cop car smart is that mr. hunter I don't wanna you don't want to what boring it's boring that's why the whole feudalism thing didn't work out they got bored out of their freakin mind what I would like to learn something somewhat relevant to our lives we will discuss your outburst at the end of the class cool so let the boredom begin an apple are you kidding me what I did in class yesterday was so out of line if you won't accept my apology then I want you to have this $12 I have finally found my niece you made each probably if you're gonna pay attention to good reviews you got to look at the bad ones promise me you won't let these things go to your head I would never having white to I don't want to die I don't want to die oh man you've done worse than I am [Music] sometimes I get shy people who aren't shy making me nervous we're doing this story again how many times have we done this that a hundred thousand he's yelling together to stop the yelling you know how can I learn so much every week and still be so stupid hey do your jobs what's wrong did I hurt your feelings good because you know what this script is profane you're fired all you get out and clean out your cubbies oh you're just you're trying something new huh yeah he wants to try huh Cory Aaron guess what I blew up another mailbox oh here we go I was over there on the monkey bars crying because I didn't know how to get down she gave me the courage to jump I mean I tore some cartilage sure but I knew Shawnee that I had found my playground maybe life Topanga you don't know what to leave your man you don't know why do you stay because he's my friend because I like him and no matter what crazy things he says or does I still like god help me I still like sushi you and Topanga yes alone in the hotel room yes I'm prom night yes so what you do goodbye Oh [Music] not that mr. Matthews the other mr. Matthews the cheating mr. Matthews I used to be proud to call my daddy do you want a book here's a book oh come on out honey you lie how could you do this to my mother nobody planned this it wasn't something we planned on it just kind of happened you know it's like what are those wonderful miracles that that's happened to me three times before already did it big that I got to know who's in there come on now Topanga and Cory Oh duckies duckies was that duckies no garbage now you see duckies are good because not only do they give you that non-threatening sense of security but you can feed them crackers and you can ride them see duckies are the horsies of the ocean I mean they are duckies rule see I had duckies and I was growing up I turned out fine you are going to college you're not my father cor if I was your father Shawn I'd spank you because that's what you deserve a big spanking take down your pants he's young and impressionable and I'm not have you ever modeled what am I going to college for get a good education to get a good job to make good money get one girl to hang all over me that looks like this and here I have two your stay it's not the changes that matter it's how you react to the changes then I even accept that Feeny's retiring Wow mr. Feeny dude if she's retiring he thinks he's moving away uh-huh I'm gonna stop him I don't know how but I am maybe I'll ask the French for help or the Belgians are not doing anything chickens in the hallway someone must have let them looks the official hilarious you are not retired going anywhere you are gonna live in that house next my parents until you die or until I die whichever one comes first although you know five of you because you're like what 80 get out okay hey Topanga [Applause] [Music] now I would like to say something no you're not going anywhere everybody hey mom hey Dad excuse me hey kids congratulations as most of you already know at the end of this school year mr. Feeny will be retiring and as a former student at John Adams high it made me real mad hello I'm Eric Matthews give me the microphone back off old man mr. Feeny um I could tell you what I think about you but it would just come out a bunch of words and I know that nobody could say it better than a little girl named Lulu [Music] Oh schoolgirl day of telling tales and biting nails are but in my mind I know they will steal it all [Music] but I do you think who's taking you from crass stoop of you is any sky could ride across the sky letters to sir yeah that's right she's sitting on me man ah can't tell Cory and Topanga what to do I've been trying to do that since the first grade I remember when I try to separate their desks and she kicked me he bit me and some little punk kept saying leave my mom they should get married after three only creeps and weirdos are up now they're doing what are you guys doing up my people up in our creeps and weirdos how you doing my crashing your guys couch I don't wanna be up this late with all the creeps and weirdoes how you doing Oh for the love of Mike stop with the mind games you know this is the reason I can't sell my house the stopper in the bathtub Claudia please come show me [Music] Jack I'm going to the laundry room next time before you borrow my bike do let's go there's nothing about me that separates me for anybody else Cory big boy now you [Laughter] everything and I can fly [Music] you are the wind beneath my way Oh Eric my poor Eric ray okay wake up what's going on Eric's dead cool please he's alive could he do for him oh I know mouth-to-mouth resuscitation oh shoot you know what I don't know mouth-to-mouth resuscitation do you know CPR Jeff yes I do so just move aside there sweetheart [Music] oh yeah that's good make fun of the dead and you your best friend come on you want a piece of me I'm not going anywhere come on weeks telling me something manners blow who does she think she is we don't women expect yeah watch thinks you're the first woman we've ever lived with dude I live with my mother for 18 years women thrive on guys being all proper and crap yeah I'm telling you something she don't want to see the real us wait a minute Rachel's not here anymore what are we still doing that bass on and after you why thank you [Music] no clown no underpants this is the greatest a long time I mean to realize how we feel about each other after all these years we should thank Cory Topanga I'm not sure we should be doing this after all he's my best friend hey he's my fiance and I'm fine with it you're right we've been fighting for 15 years I'm just not strong enough anymore I can't just sit here and watch your beautiful skin and silky hair and perfect face and long long legs yes yes the the number of ice on your face that's um that's that's nice nice yes but enough about your eyes how do you like what I'm doing to you right now how do you like what I'm doing to you [Music] new plan [Applause] [Applause] I'm not your mother I'm your roommate yeah now hit jacket pie [Applause] and when I get out of the shower I expect this place clean [Music] yes mommy hi what happened you know I don't know but I think we won there you are I can explain Shawn I found him he's in bed with Angela oh they're so cute we're gonna smoke her when she gets out it's been an awful long time hasn't she yeah well you know women they like the loofah hey sorry I think about the cleaner she is the better it's gonna be she's been in there an awfully long time well yeah but she's got to come out here sometime village and when she does we will be ready oh we're gonna be you wait here hundred years we have [Applause] Your Honor Jonathan Cumberland for the defense mr. Feeny I know you got a thing going with the Dean all right so if it looks like we're gonna lose just a little of Carly you shut up and you shut up everybody shut up I hate College pressure pressure it's killing me what's the matter with him how would you like to have a book shoved down your throat hey wait a second he's a friend of mine you want a piece of me I like your face I don't like your pants I'm about to beat the crap out of the troll and that's how you eat soup if it's not I found you can blow on let's try why what is this we have the same gray this is a travesty the same breeze these two slobs Oh No don't you run away from me you old goat I'm going to punish him right now no you can't punish us we're in college oh yeah how about I hit you so hard you're back in high school it's really hard to be civil to mr. Feeny after what he's done to us he double-crossed us he came to him as friends and told him how swamped who were with Arthur class and what does he do he says oh I understand this is but you can always come to me and he lets a slide a little on our midterm then he kills us on the next paper didn't even turn it in turn it in you didn't even let us explain you just gave us an s see if I'm understanding this mr. Feeny was understanding enough to let you guys slide on a problem you had with your midterms right so you assumed that was going to be the arrangement for the rest of your academic life yeah where's bad Wow these women are fat look at you all all right ready mom pause now sit the baby on your knee and with one hand supporting the chest gently Pat the baby on the back with the other hand good God you all this is all a big joke to you [Music] what is it what is a second I don't know not good I'll tell you why we don't like war you Feeny what is Eric's favorite fish penguin and now I don't think you understood it's like we have one brain I'm looking very forward to spending all the next few days to get there getting to know you better than I ever have before - what oh no we were just gonna do that I would have bought the flannel pajamas with the Fate the silk pajamas and the silk blanket and the soup shape Sheryl Swoopes dribbles down the lane she swears off shoes that she's beautiful isn't she it looks like The Swamp Thing I know yes but see you're already in a new relationship you're in a triangle Feeny and from somebody who's been in a triangle before he who hesitates is lost you're not naked why are we seeing naked Sunday how about your tushie right now was a sign of good faith nice try babe I'm just a piece of meat to you or not will you be making tater tots tater tots well then I'll be there Topanga at what point when you were paying to have this done to your hair did you look in the mirror and say hey this looks good if I may be honest and you said I could I I don't dislike your hair no no I hate it no hates too strong a little worried that no hey it's good whoever did this to you should be taken outside tie down and make to look at it I have something to say these are not tater tots I could never share any of my personal items with someone who won't even show me her tushy no [ __ ] no brushing I think that's fair I have seen the promised land - dreams I'm having Shaun I kill you in every one of them I kill you could we count well I fed you thumbtack soup I poured hot lava down your pants I pulled your heart out with Sally Thomas I set fire to your time I shredded you over pasta with a cheese grater I dress you up like a rooster and entered you in a [ __ ] fight I do well you won but the the crowd cried fix and it got ugly I'm sorry Shawn it was raining you want a new umbrella you let me take a look at it and then I shoved it down your throat I opened it you opened it Oh Shawn I marry pop and yeah it's time to feed the bird well we have a bird how come I haven't seen this bird I want to help me feed her oh yeah malim Birds all kinds of birds everyone okay where's the birdie where's the pretty birdie where's the pretty bird her name's Nellie I've had her since I was 2 she's the best bird ever she normally doesn't like people but look at her she sure likes you Polly want an autopsy but to me that is just sick and weird what's wrong with you what's wrong with you talking in front of her like that sorry Nellie it's not your fault all right that's it that's it I'm out of here sorry's fault nobody leaves me mom I want you to meet my new roommate very good boy it was a very very bad boy that's why I took care before you bump but you don't say hello to your grandpa I had this dream that you and I we got married and we wound up in the poorhouse you know hi no big big sign on the front the poorhouse inside it sounded like people were were being beaten and there was this execution room called the Topanga room and the executioner was you and all the chopped off heads in the head basket for me everybody look at my head I also got a bikini wax check this out this new haircut symbolizes the new Eric the smarter Eric stuck a car back yeah I got my receipt I'd have to take a rain check because she's my brother's bootay that is one big freaking picture of the Backstreet Boys the BSB rocks I want my apartment back this place is for girl no polish oh do me first me Han and then me feet we got to get our apartment back you're right man I can't spend another second in this place why not because the cute ones looking at me you think how easy q1 I thought Nick was the cute one oh let's get the hell out of here I was the one with the hat yeah everybody's laughing at you on our apartment back and we want it now you know bullies is all you are and I for one have never back down from a bully you guys are such strong men what strong men of course you may how about we settle this right now how about we kick your squirrely butts match tag-team whoever lives gets this apartment straight you three girly girls wanna wrestle us mainly do the thing with the arms do the things the rules are simple there will be absolutely no touching the girls above the belt sounds good all right Rachel I can't I can't fight you you're doing it too sweetie Oh Jack that is really sweet man that is sweet huh thank you [Applause] [Music] now you know d'Artagnan Jack I don't know what a gun all I see are girls don't touch those there's three of them mrs. unfair yeah oh the only things that are not fair okay Bri not the partners [Applause] Oh [Applause] there are no milkman anymore Chow fine I just tell you one thing fine you can say whatever you want as long as it doesn't contain the words I love or you I love her you too you think I'm going away I'm not going away I live in your doorway now you hear that I live here why is this boy lying in your doorway hi are you going to invite me in or do I keep standing on this human doormat yeah that about explains the relationship permission to get up permission denied punk who broke my baby's heart that's not the whole story you just give me that boy wasn't me that was Cory Matthews how you doing sir she beat me up jack Eric Matthews will not be beaten up by a woman not yet they should lock him up [Music] [Laughter] [Music] when a girl beats you up and I'm not gonna use any names Oh bang good thing it's cold that's cold Shh I learned that you never let that girl know exactly when you're gonna sneak-attack her you are displaced to this university to this country and humanity in general Wow trappers give me 20 fine dude you better pay me back don't you worry about Topanga [Music] [Laughter] under no circumstance let your daughter go anywhere near him ain't you I paid you to seek help oh is it gonna be so sweet I bite Topanga a very large head I don't know why I married you hey I quit I just do that can be he's never leaving is he never I'm only asking because it is three o'clock in the morning and you're crushing Eric [Applause] because how did you know I would have gotten you if it wasn't for crushing Eric you got a copy you broke my heart I gave you every opportunity but now I have to keep my dignity how the birds and this bird is moving on this bird is flying solo they ate all of my food we needed carbo's for kissing they read my diary Oh Rachel that's just not true but if we did you're a bad girl they licked my underwear drawer all break so that's just ludicrous now did you he made me my name is Sean and I have a problem don't cute they are when they're guilty oh come on you cannot be mad at these guys apologize to her sorry we went through your underwear miss those whoops where I can see him trying to run a business here Oh doing your car pay up deadbeat it's a cold cruel wall out there it's not gonna be people who are on to clean up your messes I'm telling mom okay hey reader guy I'm sorry no no just look like a library to you no no I don't know I was just I was just not you're reading it huh you're reading it you buy it 14:04 cuff it up I don't have any any Hey Bank is closed I suppose I could put her on a credit card find it thank you what is what is this what is this you see this you see your card here you see that ah it's bogus six part 1967 that's caught members since you [ __ ] Corinne Lillian hawk I know I haven't seen anything yet Cori you very almost big pigs this is wrong those are the most beautiful dresses Topanga do you think maybe you're a little too emotional to make the right decision about this those beautiful dresses okay okay all right I want to see how beautiful my future sister looks hey Morgan come on out share the joy what are you psycho that's it if you guys can't put on these dresses and get caught up in the magic of my southern belle wedding then you're from Philadelphia stupid do you see what I'm dealing with here plus we have a guest list of 270 and a hall that seats a but we're not panicking because we know a lot of people won't show and many of the old people have shrunk for honeymoon honeymoon I was thinking we can go trekking you Bruce scuba diving in the Caribbean or river rafting down the Colorado it's not necessary Cory I've made a ton of suggestions and you don't like any of them well that's because you haven't mentioned the one place that I want to go where is that you know Cory I want it Cory I'm beginning to think this wedding is just a prelude to sex for you that's brilliant Sherlock so you're just marrying me so we can consummate our relationship me and 900 million other guys I'm beginning to think you'd be fine if we just spent our honeymoon in any old hotel or in the road that's sick I'm sick you know what's sick everyone we have been in a relationship for 17 years and do you know what I've gotten in all that time let me touch something [Applause] you understand that you want me yes do you intend to pay me yes in the road yes in the road and you'll call me Don Francisco yes yes whoo yes Don Francisco all right on there yeah give me one good reason I should pick Eric is the best man because I'm bigger than he is and stronger so so so so don't you want somebody who's strong enough lift you up for the traditional for he's a jolly good fellow dad's never heard of the for he's a jolly good fellow Dan oh here I'll show you no I prefer they know you're gonna he's a jolly good fellow the curtains on fire my brother is a [ __ ] [Music] we would like your brother to be your best man this is the eternal flame of the love of the Matthew [Music] that is the most beautiful dress I've ever seen this is your wedding and I'm gonna tell you the truth your friends are stinking liar Sean Payton 50 bucks each and I wouldn't use this dress do I fire don't do this look at me I'm begging it quiet half-breed there are some people in this room who shall remain nameless Cory and Mommy and Daddy I don't think I'm best man material well I'm sorry I have to do this Cory you know something Topanga if I can't be the best man and I'm gonna be the groom [Music] [Applause] Topanga I love you I've always loved you ever since I saw you through that deep hole in the bathroom and I know how you've secretly longed for me as well so Topanga let's just drop the Sharad Topanga marry me and let's make Nick Nick but I think it's time for the older brother to give the younger brother the pre-wedding sex talk okay oh goody take notes mommy Eric Matthews is given lessons in human boy all right lesson one sex without love is empty and Hollow that's just the way we men like it Eric you're completely missing the beauty of human sexuality it's not just a physical act it's the intimacy between two people sharing their souls maybe for old people there are many real money did you did no but I had you so I'm twice cursed judo trailer-trash I have to talk to her now okay I hold in my hand a key a key to the honeymoon suite of the Philadelphia Victoria Hotel so that after this provide what there was a wedding in there fit to peep at the guy you know I wasn't winning it was not my you see the manager he's a little Skippy guy who never did [Music] oh my this is so crazy I love you kids where I can see him now kill me are you mr. mrs. Harold Peterman oh that's why come on let's go get to come back in two minutes [Music] how cool is this bed we get to go to the potty everywhere with me now mash it open with a hammer everything's terrific it's just fabulous no put it back no you've got a big house Feeny and no children this is me what do you do in that house Feeny what's the matter with you two and why you so on Campbell oh we're unkempt you hear that Topanga well you'd be unkempt too if you live in an apartment with only one washing machine and no dryer and you know how the baby cries like this how about some of your millions fella hold him down I'll get his wallet no that would be wrong this man is an educator right nine bucks and a blockbuster card hey there little fella that's nice alright here's what we're gonna do all right hey go it's not Eric don't call me Eric don't ever call me Eric again my name is Olga Svetlana good champion I don't shave my armpits I see all the men look at me and point at me and events there as an effective vomit did you just say that I was beautiful I just want to thank you so much arash on top that means I won't look at you at all inside and on the inside you're a pig [Applause] you're alive in my life such a beautiful day outside but not nearly as beautiful as me on the inside I just discovered how beautiful I was so I decided to stay access forever so satisfying and rewarding to be in touch with one's feminist side now I'm gonna get in touch with her feminine side come on everyone experiments in college daddy was a Navy SEAL gee mom you know I'm I'm looking around the room here trying to see if anyone asks your opinion is anyone know okay listen up people here's the plan as I see it we get Morgan who will be our decoy some kind of poison that will make her ill dad'll have to take her to the hospital and when he's in the emergency room that's when the party begins the problem is if Morgan goes south I mean if she actually well croaks it's got to put a damper on the entire party which is why we get horsey rides notice me I'm Eric on the horsey let's call him Pete the two of us together having fun joy merriment all sad yeah cuz it's your birthday so you didn't make any plans so you could be here and now you're here but nobody here doing anything yeah yeah we didn't make any plans for tomorrow night did you why no there's no reason no reason at all no reason oh I just don't want you to make any plans for tomorrow night tomorrow but tomorrow night's not my birthday tomorrow night's just tomorrow night I have a horsey coming Eric you throw a birthday party on a person's birthday then you're not gonna be surprised I think I know what I'm doing alright dad I planned this whole thing myself you know so like how much do you like Morgan Eric who used you as a decoy we know you'd be stupid so we used it against you that's gonna make my party for you tomorrow big surprise right I'm a Navy damn sail is this mr. Leon Shahnaz II can you read good for you because I'm gonna read you our list of magazines now there's 700 here so please don't hang up before I finish because I don't like it and it's mean ready here we go aardvark hello I told you not to do that [ __ ] not I'm gonna have to start all over again here we go aardvark hello Ozzie you know what Shahnaz II you have a stupid name this is gonna be the kind of job where I take aspirin a lot Eric no what's your cram it talk boy it's like the first talk Oh talkity-talk talkity-talk talk talk talk whoo-hoo Lucas great trailer boys got all the answers yup trailer boy there's one thing you don't have bad honey [Music] [Music] Oh remember how we were worried about Eric's fu ture he not to worry about my furniture take this frying pan and hit me in the head as hard as you can okay mr. Feeny I think I finally found my nice niche he's been planning his funeral I do the eulogy you get to light the eternal flame what if he actually finds out that there's something wrong with him there's something wrong honey she means here I know what she means don't you think I know what she means I know he's crazy I know everything do you want to know what he won't let me touch no not there I might get cancer where hello everyone here we are in hell as you all know I I just came from the doctor you have something yes I have something you all made fun of me but I have something all right it's all right here right here you're my wife okay you have the right to know first what's it say he has hypochondria chronic and severe hypochondria that's right he gave me these placebos see those are what they give to crazy people like you to make them think they're being cured of something they don't have hey I have to be on these for the rest of my life I close my eyes now I think the placebos are kicking in who are gonna be sorry homewrecker oh yeah don't be so sure of yourselves you've never tangled with Rachel McGuire before no Jack I'm having trouble opening this jar because it's a can Jack forget how good my cookies were you'll regret this one day I've already decided to be on the side of not really on your teeth I'm a spy [Music] I'm not really honey honey okay okay so we're glued to the seats and we're sticky it's pretty good it's not great now it's great [Applause] my name is plays with squirrels perfect even more insane insane if giving away all your worldly possessions renouncing society and learning how to purify and drink your own urine is insane yes color me insane I can't do it anymore mr. Matthews mr. squirrels Eric plays with don't tell him that we have a daughter I have an itch nice nice I married a moose we don't need counseling do you think I'm fat yeah you're gonna finish that slice I can't be a father I got a paper due on Friday you ready reset this child for ruining my life and that's gonna mean therapy for everybody and well mister I just can't afford that I know Topanga confided in you what did she tell you she told me that she's in trouble that's all your fault your waffles and butter did this to her like us have similar appetites it's how we get in the situations like this you've been in this situation before I mean on and off since high school do mom and dad know mom and dad know daddy takes is kind of funny no Eric there's nothing funny about this every day she gets bigger my life gets a little more complicated your life is that all you can think about what about Topanga huh what is she supposed to do her body's out of control she's nowhere to turn look if you can't be supportive than the best possible thing for you to do is just stay away from her just stay away from her you never breastfed me all right you didn't neither breastfed kids are skinny formula-fed kids are fat yeah first I blamed it on myself I thought maybe glands and then I thought maybe metabolism but then I thought to myself I'm no racist to you guys listen porky we're in the middle of a serious family just you listen to me you skinny little breast feeder I've had it up to here with you and you and Mister Softee I'm not fat I'm pregnant all them I'm fat you're not fat you're hot I just told you you're fat so you give me your pizza hey fatty give me your pizza what I'm not perfect I am I have almost no but Thank You mr. hunter all right I can't take any more you know I'm not really perfect you know why I go to the gym it's because in high school that all that you say this little nickname for me was jumbo jack Oh jumbo jack morning Eric make it better Jack I know what for the last time kissing the booboo doesn't make it go away I'll be fine you know what Jack I don't know this booboo feels different it feels special I don't my nose is all tickly and I just feel like when I sneeze I see the future the first thing I believe we have to do is determine why God gave me this power mm-hmm I wonder why he gave it to me and not someone like say oh I don't know you 21 46 53 dude 21 46 53 those are my Nana boo boos measurements she is hot he's cheating on you but me and he's gonna Rob this place you know you're just a bad guy what was that trade you already do the numbers yes alright thank you buddy yeah that's right you know what you take your numbers and you remembered you're sitting there with your four million dollars that to get it you had to bash your best friends and it gets the dumpster come on I said I'm sorry sorry you're evil no we're not those aren't the numbers you gave me this is worthless and you're worthless here no jack now for the four million dollar Pennsylvania Lottery your winning numbers are 21 46 53 12 22 42 and in other news that's a coincidence Oh what you're gonna do to me so this guy walks into a bar wanna make sure he's gonna be alright alright what if this is the one time he dies responsibility is not popcorn or cartoons responsibility is that popcorn poor country painting is not relaxation well it's better than watching a duck with a speech impediment Daffy is doing the best he can with what he has right oh that was a new one you are not calling a duck oh come it met you love the Feeny call now I have a feeling we're not gonna be together that much longer so you've got to admit it before it's too late I love the Feeny call I had this made for you hey Feeny look it's Eric doing mission impossible you're probably not gonna miss me at all are you not one bit set a tear in your eye no don't you dare get Topanga pregnant and tell you absolutely ready I won't it's like dad always said money don't make it rich life makes you rich money doesn't make you rich life makes you rich our father taught us that money makes you rich you ask anybody what makes you rich money I got two stupid boys in front of my dead friends tell us you love us I regard all my students equally oh you know we're your favorites come on Feeny you haven't even talked to another student for seven years I love you all [Music] class dismissed [Music]

Channel: annamarievids2

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Keywords: Boy Meets World, Best Of, Clips, Alan, Amy, Eric, Cory, Morgan, Matthews, Shawn, Jack, Hunter, Topanga Lawrence, Mr Feeny, Ben Savage, William Daniels, Rider Strong, Betsy Randle, Will Friedle, William Russ, Danielle Fishel, Lily Nicksay, Lindsay Ridgeway, Matthew Lawrence, Harley Keiner, Danny Mcnulty, Joey Epstein, Blake Soper

Id: OpiCoAQmpCM

Length: 136min 16sec (8176 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 09 2014

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