(RuPaul laughs) (upbeat music) (speaking foreign language) (electricity buzzing) - My name is Yekaterina
Petrovna Zamolodchikova, but you can call me Katya. (Katya snorts) You may remember me as
the lovable Russian hooker from season seven with a
crippling anxiety problem. But I'm back with a refillable
prescription for Xanax. (speaking foreign language) (Katya snorting) During my season, I feel
like I held back out of fear. Whenever anything went wrong, I wanted to jump off the hotel balcony. But this time around, I wanna just spread my legs even wider. (speaking foreign language) (upbeat music) - Well this is hauntingly familiar. Here we go again. Rehab is back in session. My name is Detox, and
I am from season five where I came in fourth. - Hey, bitch!
- Hi (bleep). - Hi! - I'm really excited to get to know Katya, 'cause I think she's batshit crazy. My ass looks good. - Your ass always looks good. Did you get more pumped into it? - No, I've just gotten fat. I'm here to put my face
in that Hall of Fame. Give me that (bleep) crown. - All right! - Oh my god.
(both laughing) - My name is Alyssa Edwards,
and I need, I need, I need, I need to get up in this All Star gig. (Katya laughs) (Alyssa pops tongue) Baby, I am Alyssa Edwards,
representing season five, and I was a lovely fifth alternate. Thank the lords above I'm
back, back, back, back again. (Alyssa pops tongue) Ooh, she has got her Russian get up on. - I love that you're wearing a cape again. - You know, I didn't know
if I wanted to be Goldilocks or Lil Red Riding Ho. - Alyssa Edwards, she
looks just like she did when she walked in season five, just with a little better
hair and slightly less rolls. (Detox laughs) - Girl, look at us. - [Detox] Get up in the mirror, girl. - This is a really good
picture, okay, okay! - You cannot have a
conversation with Alyssa if you are in proximity to a mirror, and even if like Ed McMahon
had risen from the dead presenting her with a $300,000 check, she'd be like (slurping)
one second, one second. (rock music)
(electricity buzzing) - [Detox] Ooh! - Come on All Stars let's get this over with. (all laughing) Ribbit ribbit, the glamor
toad is in the building. (queens squealing)
Hi! Oh my god, it's good to see ya diarrhea. Season seven got a lot of hate for being a lackluster bunch of girls, so I am here to say, no miss thang. We are just as talented and worthy as the rest of these girls. - Thick and juicy's back, bitches! (queens screaming) My name is Roxxxy Andrews, and I still rep for the
girls who are thick and juicy 'cause even though I lost weight, I'm always thick and juicy. I don't care if I'm 300
pounds, or 200 pounds. Thick and juicy is Roxxxy Andrews. - Mom, yes bitch! Oh my god, my baby Roxxxy's here! - Not the Ro-tox! When I saw Detox, I was like bitch, we get to do this again. That's my girl. (upbeat music) - [Detox] Oh, no ma'am! - Orange you girls happy to see me? (haunting choral music) - The face crack of the century. (record scratches) Bitch, that was so three years ago. Yas! - I am Coco Montrese, and I was the lip sync
diva of season five. Girl, you look like the
Black Pee-wee Herman. (audience laughs) - Girl, look how orange you (bleep) look! - I'm not jokin', bitch! (queens squealing) - Girl, you got your Dorito fantasy? - Yes, girl.
- Let me see! - [Coco] Look how orange I look. - I'm not jokin', bitch! (dramatic music) - Greetings. My message for the human race
is really quite simple, hi! I think I was chosen as an All Star because nobody can do
Alaska except Alaska. But I encourage you to try, it's fun. I will stand out from
the rest of these queens because I am more All
and I'm more Star-like. Star-ish. Star-esque. (intense music) (queens screaming)
- Thank you. - Morgan McMichaels walks into the (record scratches) wait that's not Morgan? - My name's Tatianna. I placed fourth on season
two of RuPaul's Drag Race. Thank you. (queens squealing) - Kylie Jenner!
- She is beat! - I think the other queens are thinking all this is really right. (rock music) - Meow. - Yay! (bleep) yeah! - My name is Adore Delano,
and I'm a messy slut. (Adore laughs) I'm known for being really messy! - [Producer] Give me one that Logo will actually sign off on? - Oh, okay, 'cause big
dicks and fried chicken? (both laugh) Was very subtle? - All right!
(Adore laughs) - Bitch! - Hey bitch.
- Hi! - Adore Delano giving you smell my punani Poetic Justice realness. - Adore Cilantro. - Muah, muah, yas! - Is that an orange? I like that-
- Yeah! I wanted to look like a Monster High doll. My drag style today is
a bit controversial. I'm inspired by the grunge movement, the Riot grrrl movement of the '90s, but a lot of people don't get that. They like to say that
I'm lazy about my drag, but I love being a nonconformist. I mean, I can't crowd surf in a corset. - Who's ready to make teams? - Nope.
- Please, no teams. I'll (bleep) up alone by myself. (all laughing) - Janet Hagson, oh I'm
sorry, Coco Montrese. How exciting for you that
Janet has a new album out? You can both come out of retirement. (all laughing) Tatianna, thank you for letting the PAs know
who to pack up first. (all laughing) - Coco Montrese, I always wanted to know what the female gremlin
would look like in 25 years. (all laughing) - [Alyssa] That was a good one, bitch. - Ginger Minj. In my eyes, the true
winner of season seven of TLC's "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant." (all laughing) Roxxxy Andrews, I think
about you all the time, especially in the morning at the bus stop. (all laughing)
(all groaning) Too soon, too soon, sorry! - Alyssa Edwards, my darling dear. I can't stand it when you're near. (all laughing) - [Detox] Come on, Mother Goose! - Alaska, I'm sure Katya can
see you from her backyard. - Adore Delano, do you know what makes you the number one fan favorite of all time? - No. - Neither do I. (all laughing) - Alaska? Gutted. Boxxxy Andrews? Rotted. (all laughing) Coco Montrese? Beast! (all laughing) - Alaska, I finally got to
listen to "Anus" and I get it, 'cause it sounds like what my anus does after eating Mexican. (all laughing) Mm, choices. (all laughing) Alyssa Edwards, you are so talented and you haven't let it go to your head. Nothing's changed you, or your overbite. (all laughing) - Coco Montrese, doesn't it suck that it took you longer than my existence to figure out what shade of makeup to use? (all laughing) Roxxxy Andrews, it's good to
see a filler bitch this season and I'm not talking about that ass. (all laughing) - Alaska, like her outfit, trash. (RuPaul laughs) Coco, way too old. (all laughing) And Adore Delano, um, really? (all laughing) - Y'all bitches are hateful. - Detox, no really, I mean that. This is actually your intervention. (all laughing) You should really stop this. Adore Delano, these other girls are gonna say you have
terrible makeup skills, you have no fashion sense, and you're dumb as a
rock, but they're wrong. You don't have terrible makeup skills. (all laughing) Roxxxy Andrews, obviously a
diet consisting of nothing but hatred for Jinkx
Monsoon does a body good. (all laughing) Come on, All Stars, let's
get all started, okurr! (all laughing) - All right ladies, the
library is closed, officially. The winner is (drumroll rattles) Alaska. (all clapping) Roxxxy Andrews, talent is burlesque. (sultry music)
(audience cheering) - Okay bitch, throw away the receipt. I'm buyin' it. - Yes, yes! Yes, woo! - Yas! (audience cheering) - [RuPaul] Tatianna,
talent is spoken word. - This piece is entitled "The Same Parts." - This piece. (Michelle laughs) - People at the party, and I'm wanting to dance. Other ugly ass bitches ain't standing no chance. Dudes lookin' at me like they wanna get in my pants. Come on bitch, see me with them hands. (audience cheers) See me with them hands. His back on the wall. My ass on his hunh. (audience laughs) Grindin' for a second,
his stuff's getting thick. (RuPaul gasps)
- Ooh, girl. - He doesn't know it, but I'm getting firm too. (audience laughs) 'Cause boys really need to know before calling me boo. Because what you see isn't always the truth. Say it with me, what you see. Isn't always the truth. Thank you. Because baby boy, I've got all
the same parts that you do. (audience laughs) The same parts. The same parts. (audience laughs) The same parts. (audience cheering) Thank you. - A '90s beatnik doing a spoken word piece about her genitals? Tatianna's number is my absolute favorite. (audience cheering) - Roxxxy Andrews, Tatianna. You are the top two all stars of the week. (queens applauding) - I am in the top two! I cannot believe it. I'm ready to lip sync, child. What's my song? - I am so happy. - Let's meet our contestants. A stay-at-home mom from
Riverside, California, Raven! - Hi. - And a flight attendant who
likes long walks on the beach, big (bleep), and fried chicken, Jujubee! - Hi! - Ladies, are you ready to meet our stars? - Yes!
- Yas! - Praise the Lord, it's Tammy Faye Bakker. - Oi get here. - Are you wearing makeup? - Just a little chapstick. - My goodness, you were
one of my favorites. - [Ginger] I know. (Ginger sobbing) - Moving on, the original
blonde bombshell, Mae West is here.
(audience applauds) - Howdy do, Ru. - How's my little chickadee? - When I'm good I'm good, but when I'm bad I get a serious venereal disease. (audience laughs) Next, the totally wacky
and original Bjork is here. - I love your suit.
- Thank you. - It reminds me of the
lining of my small intestine. (audience laughs) - My god. - Now, ladies and gentlemen,
the legendary Joan Crawford. How are the kids, Joan? - Are you deliberately
trying to embarrass me in front of these reporters? - No. - I fought worse monsters
for years in Hollywood. - Yes, I know. - Barbara, please! (audience laughs) Don't (bleep) with me, fellas! (audience laughs) - All right, now TV's
toughest legal eagle, Nancy Grace is here, ladies and gentlemen. - Breaking news! We need to get down to the basics of the alleged child abuse. - Joan Crawford? - Where's the body? - Christina, bring me the ax. (audience laughs) Now! - Moving on down, Ariana Grande is here. - Hi, Ru. - Are you ready to break free? - Yeah. - Next, the one and only Alaska 5000. - Hi! - Roxxxy Andrews' total
last minute decision to switch to Alaska? - I just have to ask, is
that a wig on your head? - If you're not wearing wigs,
then you're not doing drag. (audience groans) - Girl, even I know that Alaska's song is that's not a wig, this is my hair. - The big idea. - Yeah. The Pit Crew have spent way too much time around drag queens. Now, before they slip on their Andrew Christian underwear, they blank. Raven. - They take a very tasteful
photo of their nether regions so that they can post it online. (audience laughs) They take a selfie. - They take a selfie. Let's see if you got
any matches over here. - Okay. - All right, Tammy Faye Bakker. - As it says in the book, before thou putteth onneth a thongeth. - Yes, uh-huh, yes. - Thou must pray. - Pray.
- Pray. You know I gotta pray before
I put on my underwear. Most of the time, they
don't even fit anymore. Just so filled with God's love. - Yes. That is not a match, but
a very, very good answer. It's a very good answer. You tried your best, darling. - I tried. - Moving on down to Bjork. - Actually, I think I
have the right answer. - Okay, you have the right answer? - I said they remove their testicles. (audience laughs) - Oh, the judges say no, Bjork. - Oh, I just put mine here. - You have testicles? - Sometimes I don't understand
anything about science. - Sorry Bjork, but not a match, darling. - It's fine. (audience laughs) - Let's move on to Joan
Crawford, what do ya say? - They clean all the wire
hangers out of the closet. - Wire hangers, Joan? - No wire hangers ever! Why? - Well that don't make no kinda sense, but it sure is entertaining. It's just- - This ain't my first time. - Yes, yes, at the where? - At the Snatch Game. (audience laughs) - All right, Jujubee, are
you ready for your question? - Mm-hmm. - My play cousin Cornicia
is such a party animal. When mosquitoes bite her,
they have to go to blank. Okay, Jujubee. - The clinic. - Yes, good answer. - Right. - [RuPaul] Let's go to Mae West. - Well I'm very happy to say
they have to go to the clinic. - [RuPaul] We got a match! - You know, I go to the one on
San Vicente and Santa Monica, you know what I mean, Jujubee? You've been there. I've seen ya there a few times. - Why do you go there, Mae West? - 'Cause after your tenth
visit, you get one free. (audience laughs) - Fabulous, all right,
let's move on down to Bjork. - I'm very excited 'cause
I also said clinic. - You said clinic!
- Yeah. How many bones do I win? - How many bones do you want, oh. (audience laughs) See ya after the show, bubbles, aw. - [RuPaul] Did ya hear that, Bjork? - I'm down for anything, especially I'd like to eat her hair. It looks like pastrami. (audience laughs) - Something else looks like pastrami too. (Katya purrs) (Katya groaning) (audience laughs) - [RuPaul] Up next, Katya. She's into water sports. - Oh it's Esther Williams'
cousin, Fister Williams. (judges laugh) - [RuPaul] Wow, look at
those breast strokes. - [Ross] Our cycles are synchronized. - [Katya] I'm giving you
a skin tight seafoam green Esther Williams underwater fantasy. My waist is cinched, my nose is pinched, and my body is absolutely
drenched in sweat. - [Ross] Her look is making me wet. - [RuPaul] Take a dip in
the cool waters of Katya. (judges laugh) Alaska, fashion.
- Yes. - [Carson] Gotta do
something about that unibrow. - [Michelle] She's gotta get that plucked. - [RuPaul] This is totally Bladerubber. - Yes.
(judges laughing) - [Alaska] I am wearing
head to toe rubber latex geometrical severe fantasy. I'm nine parts supermodel
and one part robot, and ready for insertion. - Why are her gloves so
lo- oh, oh, oh, I get it. (judges laughing) Designed for your pleather. I've made some decisions. Katya, Alaska. You are the top two All Stars of the week. (all applauding) Condragulations. - Wow, cool. - Welcome back, ladies. Two top All Stars stand before me. Ladies, this is your chance to impress me, win $10,000, and earn the power to give one of the bottom queens the chop. (intense music) The time has come (thunder
booms) for you to lip sync for your legacy! - I'm excited to lip sync against Alaska. I am feeling myself, I am preparing the world
to gag on my legacy, which involves a line of platform Jellies in every size, color, and shape. - I know that I really
need to turn it out. There's no question that I
want to win the lip sync. It's another opportunity
to impress the judges. - Good luck, and don't (bleep) it up. ♪ Ah freak out ♪ ♪ Le freak, c'est chic ♪ ♪ Freak out ♪ ♪ All that pressure ♪ ♪ Got you down ♪ ♪ Has your head been spinning all around ♪ ♪ Just come on down ♪ ♪ To the 54 ♪ ♪ Find your spot out on the floor ♪ ♪ Ah, freak out ♪ ♪ I said freak ♪ ♪ Now freak ♪ (judges laughing) ♪ All that pressure got you down ♪ ♪ Just come on down ♪ ♪ To the 54 ♪ ♪ Find your spot out on the floor ♪ ♪ Ah, freak out ♪ ♪ Le freak, c'est chic ♪ ♪ Freak out ♪ ♪ Ah, freak out ♪ (judges laughing) (all applauding) - Ladies, I have made my decision. (tense music) Alaska, you're a winner baby. (upbeat music)
(all applauding) - Girl, I need to, I need to, I need to, I need to get up in this
Annie Oakley get up gig. On season five, I hated playing
anything other than Alyssa. But I want to prove to Ru that I'm more than just some pageant queen
that can kick and twirl. I can be a character. - What you doin' with your hair? - [Alyssa] I think I like her. - Oh. - Is she country enough? (Katya laughs) (plucky music) (Katya laughs) Girl you better believe
I'm gonna do my best to steal the show. That's the name of this game. (Katya laughs) (harp music) - If you are looking
to start a revolution, I created a social media solution. Put on your opulent
jewels, hair, and dress, and say it in 140 characters or less. ♪ Let them eat cake ♪ ♪ Let them eat cake ♪ ♪ Let them eat cake,
cake, cake, cake, cake ♪ ♪ Let them eat cake ♪ ♪ Let them eat cake ♪ ♪ Let them eat (scat singing) ♪ ♪ Let them eat cake ♪ (judges laughing) (gun firing) - I'm Annie Oakley, and this
is my band, the Sharpshooters. (judges laughing) Five, six. (gun firing) ♪ Been on my own since I was young ♪ ♪ Came out my mama with a gun ♪ ♪ A better shot than anyone ♪ ♪ No one can beat me ♪ ♪ But there's a story y'all don't know ♪ ♪ My draw was fast and his was slow ♪ ♪ It really was his time to go ♪ ♪ So I went bang bang ♪
(gun fires) ♪ Bang bang ♪
(gun fires) ♪ These double barrels
pumped him full of lead ♪ (gun firing) ♪ I went bang bang ♪
(gun fires) ♪ Bang bang ♪
(gun fires) ♪ He's six feet under lying in my bed ♪ (gun firing) Well, I guess I'm done. Yippee-Yi-Ki-Gay. - Based on the judges' critiques, I declare that Detox, and Alyssa Edwards, you are the top two All Stars of the week. (all applauding)
- Congratulations. - Two top All Stars stand before me. Ladies, this is your chance to impress me, win $10,000, and earn the power to give one of the bottom queens the chop. (tense music) The time has come (thunder booms) for you to lip sync for your legacy! - I'm very confident that
I can win the lip sync against Alyssa because I look amazing, I didn't have to change
to put on a (bleep) show. - I am looking RuPaul dead in the eyes. I'm in it to win it. - Good luck, and don't (bleep) it up. (upbeat music) ♪ I feel the night explode ♪ ♪ When we're together ♪ ♪ Emotion overload ♪ ♪ In the heat of pleasure ♪ ♪ Take me I'm yours ♪ ♪ Into your arms ♪ ♪ Never let me go ♪ ♪ Tonight I really need to know ♪ ♪ Tell it to my heart ♪ ♪ I can feel my body rock ♪ ♪ Every time you call my name ♪ ♪ The passion's so complete ♪ ♪ It's never ending ♪ ♪ As long as I receive ♪ ♪ The message you're sending ♪ ♪ Love, love on the run ♪ ♪ Breaking us down ♪ ♪ No I can't let you go ♪ ♪ Tell it to my heart ♪ ♪ Tell me I'm the only one ♪ ♪ And if it's really love or just a game ♪ ♪ Tell it to my heart ♪ ♪ I can feel my body rock ♪ ♪ Every time you call my name ♪ (RuPaul laughs) - Work!
(all applauding) - Ladies, I have made my decision. (tense music) Alyssa Edwards, you're a winner baby. You've earned a cash tip of $10,000. - Woo! Oh my gosh, you did it. Girl, you're leaving your legacy. Thank you very much. - [RuPaul] Roxxxy Andrews. - Flamenc-ho.
- Sombrer-ho. - [RuPaul] Yes. (judges gasping)
- Yes, please. Selena in the house.
- Hello! - Anybody knows anything about a reveal, she, me, her, she does! I'm serving Latina diva on this runway. - Bidi bidi bum bum.
- That's a Spanish fly girl. Katya, ooh Barbara Eaton. - [Carson] I dream of weenie. - [Michelle] Oh, there she goes! (judges gasping) - Thank you.
(judges laughing) - [Katya] I'm giving you full
hellfire Shannon Tate fantasy. It's Rosemary's babushka
and I feel amazing. - Not tonight, Satan, not tonight. Detox. - [Michelle] Dark lady. (judges gasping) - [RuPaul] Yes. Oh, and there's more. - [Detox] Every time I step on the runway, I want it to be something different. I wanna blow them away. - Ooh! - [Detox] And that's
the fun of drag to me. - [RuPaul] Kung pow. - [Michelle] Ancient Chinese secret, huh? (Detox giggles) - Here she comes, Alyssa Edwards. Ooh, (speaking foreign language). - Yes.
- What? - [Michelle] Wow, I'm
ready for my close up. (cameras clicking)
(judges gasping) - [Alyssa] Girl please, I've taken selfie to a whole nother level. Paparazzi who? Oh, I see why you love me, darling. - [Carson] That is amazing. Kodak mammaries. (RuPaul laughs) - Up next, Alaska. What, it's like a Fellini film. (judges gasping) - [Michelle] What the? (judges laughing) - [RuPaul] It's Lil Poundcake! (judges laughing) - [Alaska] Lil Poundcake
is the insane pageant girl. She's stunning and I'm really excited to get to bring her to life. - [Michelle] I think she
needs some go go juice. (judges laughing) ♪ Sexy sexy drag queen ♪ - Alaska, with great power
comes great responsibility. Which queen have you
chosen to get the chop? - As it gets fewer and fewer, it gets more and more difficult and so I hope that this queen
who I consider to be my sister will understand the decision
that I've made tonight. So the queen I've selected (dramatic music) is Alyssa Edwards. (Alaska sobbing) I'm so sorry. - Alyssa Edwards, as it is written, so it shall be done. You are an All Star, always and forever. - Thank you. - Now, sashay away. - I'm so sorry, I love you so much. - Don't be sorry, girl. Well I was a lovely fifth alternate. (all laughing) Always and forever, Alyssa Edwards. (Alyssa pops tongue) I'm gonna take my own advice. Winning isn't everything,
but wanting to is. There are so many people that
wanna be in this competition, and I'm one of the lucky ones. A true champion isn't the one that necessarily leaves with a trophy. (siren wails) - Alyssa. It ain't over. (upbeat music) - Back to the back, back, back, back. I'm here! - Welcome back.
- Well, you know. - So we were the top five, and now we are the top nine again. We don't know how this is gonna go down. I don't know what's goin' on. I'm just here to look pretty, that's it. - It's time for the returning
queens to get their revenge. And I can't wait to see
who gets the last laugh. - Oh god. - Because, for this week's
All Star Maxi Challenge, you'll be doing a standup comedy show, and you'll be doing it in pairs. - Oh. (Ginger chuckles) - The top two returning queens
will lip sync for $10,000, and the power to give one of
the bottom queens the chop. (intense music) But most importantly, get the right to return to the competition. Hashtag revenge of the queens. - I'm good with this, I'm good. (audience cheering) - My name is Alaska, just like the state. - My name is Alaska Edwards and this definitely ain't nobody's secret that this gigorama is
completely full of buffoonery, riggery, and straight up tomfoolery. (audience laughs) - Totally. Alyssa, we're in the company
of some amazing queens tonight. - Where? (audience laughs) - Ouch. (audience laughs) Detox and Tatianna are here. - "The Hills Have Eyes
Part Two: The Remix." (audience laughs) - Bam. (audience laughs) Alyssa, describe Michelle
Visage in one word, go. - Beast! (audience laughs) - Burn. (audience laughs) Alyssa, I wanna thank you so much for being my partner tonight. Don't worry, if drag doesn't work out, you'll always have
something to fall back on. Your back rolls. (audience laughs) - Hello, hello. Hello, hello. My name is Lady Ladybits. - And I'm Beatrice Backdoor. Thank y'all so much for
comin' to tonight's event. It's a benefit for
babies battling bulimia. (audience laughs) - But I already see there is a bevy of beautiful bitter bitches
already here hittin' the buffet. Bea and I met last year at Patty's pooches with
prolapse garden party, we did. - The rosebuds were in full blooms. - The assholes were out, literally! (audience laughs) Especially this one's date. - Date? I came alone. - You came with Carlos the gardener. (audience laughs) What, you were blowing
saliva water balloons. (audience laughs) I know you guys are here,
giving your time and your money to this lovely benefit for
teeny tiny teeny tiny tots, but I just wanna know when you're gonna have
some teeny tiny tots of your own there, Bea? - I've always wanted some. My doctor keeps telling me that my testi-, that my ovaries are
just gettin' in the way. (audience laughs) You know, I've always wanted
to tell you something. There's a secret behind the
woman that you see here today. - Oh no, is there really? - Oh, this is hard for me to say. - It's okay dear, spit it out. No matter what you're about to tell me, you will always be in my
eyes, my best girlfriend. (audience laughs) - You see, I used to have braces. (audience laughs) - Oh Bea, you are incorrigible, Bea! We'll see ya next year. Oh no, that Sally Field, that (bleep) lied to me about the Boniva. - Come on, Boniva.
- Let's do it. (audience cheering) - Welcome back, ladies. Two top All Stars stand before me. Ladies, this is your chance to impress me, win $10,000, and the power to give one of the bottom queens the chop. But, most importantly, the
winner will earn the right to return to the competition. The time has come (thunder booms) for you to not only lip
sync for your legacy, but to lip sync for your life! God, I missed saying that! Good luck, and don't (bleep) it up. (upbeat music) ♪ I've been lookin' for a
driver who was qualified ♪ ♪ So if you think that you're
the one, step into my ride ♪ ♪ I'm a fine tuned
supersonic speed machine ♪ ♪ With a sunroof top and a gangster lean ♪ ♪ My engine's ready to
explode, explode, explode ♪ ♪ So start me up and watch me go, go, go ♪ ♪ Get you where you wanna
go if you know what I mean ♪ ♪ Got a ride that's
smoother than a limousine ♪ ♪ Can you handle the curves ♪ ♪ Can you run all the lights ♪ ♪ If you can baby boy
then we can go all night ♪ ♪ 'Cause I'm zero to 60 in 3.5 ♪ ♪ Baby you got the keys ♪ ♪ Shut up and drive, drive, drive ♪ ♪ 'Cause your Maybach ain't
got what I got get it, get it ♪ ♪ Don't stop, it's a sure shot ♪ ♪ So step inside and ride,
ride, ride, ride, ride ♪ ♪ Ride, ride, ride, ride,
ride, ride, ride, ride ♪ ♪ Ride, ride, ride, ride,
ride, ride, ride, ride ♪ ♪ So start me up and watch me go, go, go ♪ ♪ Get you where you wanna
go if you know what I mean ♪ ♪ Got a ride that's
smoother than a limousine ♪ ♪ 'Cause I'm zero to 60 in 3.5 ♪ ♪ Baby you got the keys ♪ ♪ Now shut up and drive, drive, drive ♪ ♪ Shut up and drive, drive, drive ♪ ♪ Shut up and drive ♪ (tires squealing)
(sirens wailing) - Ha! (RuPaul laughing)
(all applauding) - [Michelle] Wow. (tense music) - Ladies, I've made my decision. Tatianna? You're a winner, baby. (upbeat music) - All those good feelings,
I'm feeling all of them. (tense music) - And Alyssa Edwards, you
are also a winner, baby. (both squealing) Condragulations, you are
both back in the competition. - Oh my god.
- What the? - I'm giving you each a tip of $5,000. - Thank you. - Riddled with anxiety? Crippled under the burden
of existential pain? (Katya groans) Hello, my name is Katya Zamolodchikova. (judges laughing) You know these days,
being a woman is tough. When I'm not struggling with my weight or worried about wrinkles, I am bombarded by a
cacophony of demonic voices in my head telling me
you're not good enough. That's why I created Krisis Kontrol, a moisturizing body spray
that provides relief while heavy doses of Thorazine
shield the psyche from pain. So go ahead, Kontrol yourself. (judges laughing) - In a world of oppression,
I speak my mind. Anus. That's why I use Alaska
Thunderfun fashion tape. What makes this product
different, you might ask? That's a stupid question. It makes you beautiful. Mm, tighter. It makes you fashionable, and it costs lots and lots of money. I'm so rich. Available in three unique shades. Stunning, fierce, and yellow. Alaska Thunderfun fashion tape, anus-thing is possible. (judges laughing) - Alaska, Katya, condragulations. You are the two top All Stars of the week. The time has come (thunder booms) for you to lip sync for your legacy! - Katya's really amazing at lip syncing. I beat her once before, but who knows what's
gonna happen this time? - Good luck, and don't (bleep) it up. (rock music) ♪ Can't stay at home,
can't stay in school ♪ ♪ Old folks say, you poor little fool ♪ ♪ Down the street I'm the girl next door ♪ ♪ I'm the fox you been waiting for ♪ ♪ Hello daddy, hello mom ♪ ♪ I'm your ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb ♪ ♪ Stone Age love and strange sounds too ♪ ♪ Come on baby, let me get into you ♪ ♪ Bad nights causing teenage blues ♪ ♪ Get out now, 'cause
you've got nothin' to lose ♪ ♪ Hello daddy, hello mom ♪ ♪ I'm your ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb ♪ (judges laughing) ♪ Hey street boy, want some style ♪ ♪ Have ya, grab ya 'til you're sore ♪ ♪ Hello daddy, hello mom ♪ ♪ I'm your ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb ♪ ♪ Hello world, I'm your wild girl ♪ ♪ I'm your ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb ♪ ♪ Cherry bomb, cherry bomb ♪ - Hello, hello, hello!
- Hi! - Ladies. Now queens, as gay people we
get to choose our families, because sometimes the
families we grew up with don't understand us. So when I recently reached out with an invitation to
your moms and sisters, I'm sorry to say that not one of them accepted my invitation. (emotional music) They all did. - [Alaska] What? (Alaska laughs) - So let's give a big Drag
Race family welcome to Alyssa's sister, Tabatha.
- Oh my god, yas! - Alaska's mom, Pam.
(queens screaming) - Oh my god. How are you? - There's RuPaul! (all laughing) - Detox's sister, Heather. - Oh my god.
- Yas! - Seeing my sister walk into the Werk Room is stirring up all these
emotions because just last week was the anniversary of
my father's passing, so that's been on my mind a lot lately. And to have my heart and
my soul and my best friend, it's like a godsend. My heart is like fucking
beating out of my chest. - And we have Katya's mother, Pat. (queens squealing) - My mom! I hate that (bleep). No, just kidding. - And Roxxxy's grandmother, Sonia. - Team Roxxxy's here! (all applauding) - I'm very close with my sister, Tabby. I'm so happy to see her here. When's the last time we seen each other? Oh, Mom's funeral. - Yeah, a year ago. You know that's tomorrow makes a year. - Yeah. But at the same time, there's
so many mixed emotions. Mom would've loved to
do this, she would've. - Yeah. (emotional music) I'm glad we're together, 'cause it's a sensitive time for us. - Thank you for coming. The day that they closed
my mother's casket, I just shut down. I just threw myself into my work. I felt that if I didn't see my family, or if I shut them out, I didn't have to face
the passing of my mother. So now seeing Tabatha, oh I'm facing it. - Hi, Heather.
- Hi, Ru. - Hi, Detox.
- Hi, Ru. - You're a lawyer. - I am. - Are you the reason Detox
is out of prison today? (all laughing) - I can't take credit for
that, but I'm the reason that if you steal his name and
likeness, you'll get sued. (all laughing) - Now, Detox, you lived
with Heather at one point. - Mm-hmm, I was at a bad
place when I was a kid. I was misunderstood, and
she kind of encouraged me to come out and live my life as who I am and helped me blossom as a young artist, and a freak, and a weirdo. - Were you just a
naturally nurturing person, or did you just see my kid
brother is in a lot of trouble, I've gotta step up? - Basically. (Detox laughs) - Now, is there gonna be a
strong family resemblance? - People tell us all the time we have the same nose, obviously, sadly. (all laughing) - It's a gorgeous nose. - I love our nose, especially now, but before we were like we gotta get brother-sister nose jobs. - Yeah, I'm still not opposed to that. (all laughing) - The key to winning this challenge is by creating a family resemblance, and it's like we're the
same (bleep) person. She's just got a real vagina. But I need to focus, because I
haven't had a win in a while, and even though I've been
in the top, I wanna win. - Hey, Roxxxy.
- Hi, Ru. - Hi, Sonia.
- Hi, Ru. - I can't believe I'm meeting the woman who single-handedly raised
this gorgeous child. - Can you believe that? - It's just amazing. Did you watch your child on Drag Race? - Oh yeah. - 'Cause the world got to
hear this incredible story of how you really came
to this kid's rescue. - My mother left my sister and myself at a bus stop when I was three. And I remember it like it was yesterday, and I then I come off as
this strong character. I try to stay so strong, but
I'm so weak at the same time. (Roxxxy sobbing) - We were all heartbroken
when we heard the story. - Maybe he needed to do that. Sometimes you need to- - You have to get it out
of your system, you know, and we took that story and
we put it in our hearts and now you're on Drag Race. - This is unbelievable. - Are you planning to just tear it up? - Whoa, am I. (both laugh) - Roxxxy needs to win this challenge. - Whatever it takes, oh
yeah, stand up on my head. - Oh my god. (all laughing) - All right, see you in a minute. - Thank you.
- Bye. (upbeat music) - Yas, yeah! (RuPaul laughs) Ah! (RuPaul screaming) (RuPaul laughs) Woo! (judges applauding) - I love you. - Detox. Katya. Condragulations, you are the
two top All Stars of the week. (all clapping)
(Detox laughs) - [Katya] So what happened this week? - I don't know. I guess all I can say
is I really wanna stay, and I think I deserve to stay. - Alaska doesn't know me very well, and you know if I win the lip sync, I don't know that she's 100%
sure I won't send her home, because she's my biggest competition. - I need to go to the
end of this competition. (tense music) I need to. - Party. - Okay. My heart is sinking. I think my spleen is going to explode. Queens in the past have
completely disregarded someone's past performance,
and sent people home because of a terrible
critique on the runway. Even I in the past, so it's terrifying. ♪ You a basic ass ho ♪ ♪ And it's your time to go ♪ ♪ So bitch let me show you the door ♪ ♪ Lenin in the streets,
Dostoevsky in the streets ♪ Oh I (bleep) up that part. I'm like the sugar free
French Vanilla Ice of drag. This is gonna sound great. Rapping's hard. - It is hard, yeah. - AB is giving me really good feedback, he's blinking his eyes a lot. ♪ Lenin in the streets,
Dostoevsky in the sheets ♪ ♪ Lenin in the streets,
Dostoevsky in the sheets ♪ - Hi.
- Hey, Alaska. Are you ready? - I'm so ready, I'm excited. - Yes, all right. From the top. ♪ Hey girls, my name's Alaska ♪ ♪ I got a tiny little question to ask ya ♪ ♪ Who's that bitch that's on the top ♪ ♪ Oh wait, that's me, hey Porkchop ♪ - And cut. I love your signature Alaska sound, but make it a little bit more animated. - Today's been really emotional for me, but I have to get back in the game. I need to come in absolutely
nothing held back. - Cue music. ♪ Legacy, remember my name ♪ ♪ 'Cause you're gonna see me
hanging in the Hall of Fame ♪ - So good, I love that. (hip hop music) ♪ Look at here ♪ ♪ Listen up ♪ ♪ I'm the one ♪ ♪ Oh ♪ ♪ Hey girls, my name's Alaska ♪ ♪ I got a tiny little question to ask ya ♪ ♪ Who's that bitch that's on the top ♪ ♪ Oh wait, that's me, hey Porkchop ♪ ♪ You're born naked, the rest is drag ♪ ♪ But your face just needs a paper bag ♪ ♪ Give me a challenge
and I'll crush you all ♪ ♪ Changing the game
like my name's RuPaul ♪ ♪ Line 'em up, front to back ♪ ♪ I'm sending bitches
home like a heart attack ♪ ♪ Mess with me and you'll
wind up in a casket ♪ ♪ I'm Dorothy, you're
Toto, get in the basket ♪ ♪ I'll read ya down beneath the ground ♪ ♪ Could ya hold my purse
while I snatch the crown ♪ ♪ Legacy, remember my name ♪ ♪ 'Cause you're gonna see me
hanging in the Hall of Fame ♪ (RuPaul laughs) ♪ You've been read ♪ ♪ I'm the one, one, one, ow ♪ ♪ I'm the one, one, one, ow ♪ ♪ I'm I'm the one, ow ♪ ♪ Detox comin' at ya with a slow verse ♪ ♪ I'mma speed it up, I had
to shut it down first ♪ ♪ Killin' bitches so hard
I need a pink hearse ♪ ♪ I ain't sayin' I'm the
best, but I ain't the worst ♪ ♪ You see me shining I'm
trying to take this primetime ♪ ♪ I see you whining and
crying, take that to Lifetime ♪ ♪ So epic that is poetic,
I spit it on a dime ♪ ♪ On Reddit you look pathetic
with that nursery rhyme ♪ ♪ You can't stand me, I don't blame you ♪ ♪ If Ru's number one, I'm number two ♪ ♪ You disagree, well that's on you ♪ ♪ Eyes on the chalkboard
I'll spell it out for you ♪ ♪ D to the E to the T ♪ ♪ To the O to the hold it ♪ ♪ X ♪ ♪ Naomi Campbell-ing these
hoes to the crown, next ♪ ♪ Wrote you, told you,
now I read ya, read ya ♪ ♪ Wrote you, told you, now
I, now I read ya, read ya ♪ ♪ Wrote you, told yo,
now I, now I read ya ♪ ♪ You've been read ♪ ♪ I'm the one, one, one, ow ♪ ♪ I'm I'm the one, ow ♪ ♪ Yekaterina Petrovna Zamolodchikova ♪ ♪ But your dad just calls me Katya ♪ ♪ I'm the bright red scare
with the long blonde hair ♪ ♪ Always keep 'em coming back for more ♪ ♪ You a basic ass ho and
it's your time to go ♪ ♪ So bitch let me show you the door ♪ ♪ 'Cause it's me who's getting laid ♪ ♪ And I'm always getting paid ♪ ♪ The only high class Russian whore ♪ ♪ I'm a scorching hot mess
in a skintight dress ♪ ♪ That's a rash, not a herpes sore ♪ ♪ Lenin in the streets,
Dostoevsky in the sheets ♪ ♪ Baby are you ready for this Cold War ♪ ♪ Katya Zamolodchikova ♪ ♪ Wrote you, told you, now
I, now I read ya, read ya ♪ ♪ Wrote you, told you,
now I, now I read ya ♪ ♪ You've been read ♪ ♪ I'm Roxxxy Andrews and
I'm here to make it clear ♪ ♪ I know you love me baby,
that's why you brought me here ♪ ♪ Was a bitch on season five,
I'm gonna make it right ♪ ♪ Give me a sewing challenge
and I'll give ya what you like ♪ ♪ I'm full of tricks, baby ♪ ♪ Just like I'm Halloween ♪ ♪ A room full of monsters and
it makes me wanna scream ♪ ♪ I have to get this right ♪ ♪ So you don't waste your time ♪ ♪ Not like my comedy, I'm
killin' on this rhyme ♪ ♪ I'm gonna show you what I can do ♪ ♪ You're going crazy and seeing two ♪ ♪ It's not my fault,
you can't play my game ♪ ♪ All these others hoes
but they're all the same ♪ ♪ Wrote you, told you, now
I, now I read ya, read ya ♪ ♪ Wrote you, told you,
now I, now I read ya ♪ ♪ You've been read ♪ ♪ I'm the one, one, one ♪ ♪ Wrote you, wrote you, told ya ♪ ♪ Now I wrote you, wrote you, told ya ♪ ♪ Now I read ya, read ya, read ya ♪ - Oh my god!
- Bravo! - Yeah!
- Work! First up, Alaska. - It's Glamorgan Fairchild.
- Yeah. - [Alaska] I wanna show the
judges that I can do more than just convey humor,
camp in my runway looks. I'm wearing a gold dress
and gold is like trophies. - [Todrick] What's her Glitter handle? (RuPaul laughs) - [RuPaul] Detox, so glamorous. - [Carson] It's Kylie Man-ogue. - [Detox] Usually Detox
is very severe up in here, but this is a softer side of Detox, it's a softer side of Sears. This is the best I've ever felt here. - [Todrick] This is a slam dunk
for me, nothing but netting. - [RuPaul] Yes. Katya.
- Wow. - Do the bustle!
(judges laughing) - [Katya] I am the confident, complex, regal matriarch of a Russian mafia family enjoying her last days on Earth before she is set ablaze
by jealous relatives. - [Ross] I know where I'm
hiding if there's an earthquake. - Yeah.
(judges laughing) ♪ Sexy sexy drag queen ♪ - [RuPaul] Roxxxy Andrews. - [Carson] Victor Victorious. - [Roxxxy] I'm giving them the
full thick and juicy fantasy, showing off the Andrews' goods. I am getting my complete, entire life. - [RuPaul] That's not a sequinsed dress. That is a crystal extravaganza. - [Carson] These have
always brought her luck. (RuPaul laughs) ♪ Sexy sexy drag queen ♪ - Ladies, one final question. Why should you and not
your fellow All Stars be inducted into the
Drag Race Hall of Fame? Alaska. - Yes, I've thrown fits,
I've thrown tantrums. Perhaps I'm just a RuPaul's
Drag Race obsessed superfan. Was I obsessed when Shannel
was Miss Absolut Mandarin? (Alaska slurping) (RuPaul laughs) Yes, god. Was I obsessed when
India Ferrah and Phoenix walked into the Werk Room in the same wig and the same outfit? Absolutely. (RuPaul laughs) For it is my fanatical devotion and my undying love and respect for the world that RuPaul has created here that puts me wig, head, and
shoulders above any competitor. - Oh my god. - Look into your hearts,
where you will find that the only inductee into the RuPaul's Drag
Race Hall of Fame is I, Alaska halleloo, yes God, okurr! (Alaska pops tongue) (judges laughing)
(judges applauding) - All right, Detox. Same question. - All I can say is how
magical of an experience this has been to me. It's been full of joy and
tears and perseverance, and I don't wanna throw these
girls under the bus, but! (RuPaul laughs) I will say that I feel like I have shown such an amount of growth
and maturity and humility that I want to just
travel around the world and share that with everyone, and say that it will get better no matter how crazy or weird you may be, that I could be some
kind of a beacon of hope for all those weirdos
out there, and thank you. (both laughing) - Katya. - Charisma, uniqueness, nerve, talent. What do these qualities have in common? I don't know, I'm not a scientist. (judges laughing) I stand here a charismatic
woman of grace and dignity with a unique sense of
humor and point of view. In season seven, you let me show the world that I'm good enough. And here, you let me believe it myself. And I can't thank you enough for that. Like they say in Russia,
(speaking foreign language). - What does that mean? - I have a carburetor outside that I just have to do some work on. (all laughing) - Thank you, Katya. - Thank you. - All right, Roxxxy, same question. - I came onto All Stars to
prove to America and myself that I can compete and
do it the right way. And if you decide to crown
me, I just want you to know that I will never give up. I'll always keep fighting, and you know, I can stand here so proud of myself. I won when I walked in the door, and every week after that, I was winning. I can't tell you not to crown
one of these three girls 'cause they're so phenomenal, but I want you to crown me. (all laughing) - Thank you, ladies. I think we've heard enough. (tense music) Alaska, Detox, Katya. You are the top three
All Stars of the season. Roxxxy, my dear, this is not your time. But you are and will
always be an All Star. Now, sashay away. - I'm a little disappointed,
but I'm walking away so proud. I got to show who I truly was. I will forever be thick
and juicy, goodbye! (all laughing) - Yeah!
- Woo! - Ladies, this is your
last chance to impress me, and prove to the world that you belong in the
Drag Race Hall of Fame. (intense music) The time has come (thunder booms) for you to lip sync for your legacy! Good luck, and don't (bleep) it up. ♪ If I were your woman ♪ ♪ And you were my man ♪ ♪ You'd have no other woman ♪ ♪ You'd be weak as a lamb ♪ ♪ If you had the strength ♪ ♪ To walk out that door ♪ ♪ My love would overrule my sense ♪ ♪ And I'd call you back for more ♪ ♪ If I were your woman ♪ ♪ If you were my woman ♪ ♪ If I were your woman ♪ ♪ If you were my woman ♪ ♪ And you were my man ♪ ♪ Yeah, she tears you down ♪ - I should be America's
next drag superstar because I'm the complex female character. I have the passion to
do something different, and disturbing, and challenging. ♪ When she lets you fall ♪ - I wanna win All Stars because I'm obsessed
with RuPaul's Drag Race. I can't think of anyone who could possibly have their picture on that
Hall of Fame, besides me. ♪ You're a part of me ♪ - I should be America's
next drag superstar because I want to be the
queen of the weirdos. I know I joke about it all the time, or I say the crown is mine, but I really feel like it's (bleep) mine, and I deserve it. ♪ If you were my woman ♪ - I want it so bad! ♪ If you were my woman ♪ ♪ If I were your woman ♪ ♪ If you were my woman ♪ ♪ Here's what I'd do ♪ ♪ What would ya do, what would ya do ♪ ♪ Never, never, never stop loving you ♪ (judges applauding)
- Wow! (tense music) Ladies, the time has come to crown our queen. The winner of RuPaul's
Drag Race All Stars, the next queen to be inducted into the Drag Race Hall of Fame is (suspenseful music) Alaska. ♪ You're a champion ♪ ♪ Greatest of 'em all ♪ ♪ You're a champion, never gonna fall ♪ - [RuPaul] Condragulations,
you're a winner baby. (Alaska sobbing) ♪ You're a champion ♪ - Here you are, darling. On behalf of your millions
of fans around the world, my queen, I bow to thee. Now, is there anything you'd like to say? - Anus-thing is possible. (RuPaul laughs) - Now remember, if you can't love yourself how in the hell you
gonna love somebody else? Can I get an amen up in here? - [All] Amen! - All right now prance, my queen! - Okay.
- Prance! ♪ You're a champion ♪ ♪ Greatest of 'em all ♪ - I'm feeling so proud, and so honored, and so grateful. I couldn't be more happy. ♪ And you'll always be a hero ♪ - Do you want everything
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