(dramatic music) - I have the chance to
win and take the crown. I am going to lip sync my ass off. - Crouching tiger, hidden drag queen. I'm about to cut this bitch up. - Ma'am, the crown is right there. I am feet away. There's no way I'm going to let this slip through my fingers. Not a second time. - Good luck. And don't (beep) it up! (upbeat music) - I'm bla-ack. I'm Shea Coulee. I know y'all haven't
missed me, but it's okay. Wow, Ru. Love what you're done with the place. This was my spot on season nine. It feels kind of lucky. This time I came to win. (upbeat music) - And cracktion! Ooh.
(Shea laughing) Guess who's cracking the house, girl? My name is Miz Cracker. I am 35 pounds heavier
than I was in season 10. Oh. - Look at this woman! - We've been trying to get
together and do a thing. - Yeah, we're doing the biggest of things. - Shea Coulee is
talented, beautiful, funny and the worst thing is
she is a great person. I hate her. (upbeat music) (Shea gasps) - Boricua in the house to take the crown. Sickening, no? I'm Alexis Mateo from Season three and All Stars one. Bam! - Bam! - Bam! - Bam! - Bam!
- Bam. (upbeat music) - Well, I do declare. Blair St. Clair's all grown up now. Bitches. (all laughing) I kid. I'm Blair St. Clair from season 10 and I've finally gone through puberty. Well, almost. - She's always looking wet. - That's what your man said last night. - Ooh! (laughing) - In a room full of 10s,
I'm always grand prize. (upbeat music) - She's here to save the day. - I'm Mariah Balenciaga, AKA Mariah Paris, AKA Mariah Successful, AKA Miss Queen of All Stars Season five. (dramatic music) - Oh. - Oh, juries.
- More and more sparkle. - Oh! Bit! - India. 2.0 here. Remodeled, remastered
and ready for action. Surprise, bitches. It's me! It's India Ferrah from season three. Oh! (upbeat music) - I am Jujubee from season
two of RuPaul's Drag Race and season one of All Stars. Third time's a charm. - Oh! - Oh, bitch!
- Oh! - Come on, Grandma Barbie. (all laughing) - I made it to top three twice. It is time to take the crown. What about Jujubee?! Give me the crown, RuPaul. Can I have the crown? Please? Okay, I am so dressed
for all your funerals 'cause I'm gonna kill you all. (all laughing) Get ready, baby. - You've aged so well. - Oh, like cheese. (all laughing) This Jujubee has stepped her pussy up. This is like I am the pussy staircase. (laughing) (upbeat music) - Woo.
- Ooh! - Oh. (Shea laughing) - Woo! Ooh, I did it again. - Woo! - I'm Derrick Barry and
I'm from season eight. It's Derrick. bitch. You know me. - Hi!
- Hi. - Hi, gorg.
- How are you? - What's going on? (dramatic music) - Hi.
- Hey, girl. - There's only one queen
I don't get along with and it's India Ferrah. - She has got me, girl. - India has these online
rants that are negative. She's toxic. Maybe she's all good
with giving fake hugs, but I really don't have
much to say to her. (dramatic music) - I didn't come to crash the party, I came to end it. (girls cheering) I am Mayhem "The Drama" Miller from RuPaul's Drag Race Season 10. - Season 10's in the house. - This time around, I
just can't hold back. I want to make believers
out of the non-believers and show exactly why she got the call. (rattling) - I hear something. - Dragging something? - Oh!
- Oh! - So y'all thought I'd never get here. Sorry. I was stuck in traffique. My name is Ongina. I'm from the very first
season of RuPaul's Drag Race. - She look good. - The one that started
this whole shenanigan. Somebody said All Stars 5? - Yeah!
- Yeah! - I'm finally on All Stars, bitch. I'm so excited. (laughing) But I'm super nervous because everything literally has changed. But I have been changing as well, and I'm excited to show
everyone my 10 year glow-up. So here it is and enjoy! You're welcome! (all clapping) - Now, queens, in the grand
tradition of Paris is burning it's time for some serious reading because reading is what?
- Fundamental! - That's right. All right, first queen up, Alexis Mateo. - Oh my God! - Boriqua! - Jujubee, I can wait to see your clearance retail store
collection you brought. - Ooh!
- Oh! - Blair Sinclair. Bitch, you look hungry, eat a burger. - Girl, whatever weight I lost, you found. - Callate! (upbeat music) - Well look at you, papi. - Hey, mama, here you go. - Oh, my dear friend Derrick Barry. You are a Las Vegas show girl. And you're also a lost Vegas showgirl. 'Cause why the hell are you here? (all laughing) Ongina. I can't wait to put you on
top of my Christmas tree. (Ongina laughing) - Mayhem Miller.
- Yes? - I think maybe you should
switch out the Miller for Coors Light. (all laughing) India Ferrah. This shade is all real. It's no wonder you work
at a place called Parana in Las Vegas because with those teeth, you're a walking billboard for them. (all laughing) And also I'm really surprised to see you because I thought you had retired and now I just see that you're tired. (all laughing) - Mariah Paris Balenciaga. Great, you're here so we
have to change the name to RuPaul's Drag Race: Some Stars. (all laughing) Mayhem Filler. (all laughing) I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I mean, Meh-hem Miller. (all laughing) Alexis Matteo. I don't want to be shady so I'm not gonna bring up your weight, but when you work, do
they pay you in pounds? (all laughing) - Bitch.
- Jujubee, the shade. - Mariah Paris Balenciaga. You look like what would
happen if Will Smith absorbed Jada Pinkett. (all laughing) Ongina. Thank you so much for taking time out of your busy schedule
of auditioning for All Stars to finally join us on All Stars. (all laughing) - [RuPaul] Wow. - India Ferrah. I'm not gonna read you
'cause I'd never kick a man. (all laughing) While he's down. Okay, Blair St. Clair. - You know me.
- Mm-hmm. - I don't read somebody unless I have a genuine respect for them. So I think we're done here. (all laughing) - Oh, Miz Cracker, you
remind me of my childhood, picking Adam's apples. (all laughing) Shea Coulee. Why so emotional, baby? - Ooh!
- Oh! - Mayhem Miller.
- Hi. - Every time I look at your face, I'm always reminded it's 5:00 somewhere. (all laughing) - Oh!
- Oh! - Derek Barry. You give us Britney like it's always 2008. Now, Ru, can we go ahead and
open the door and #FreeBritney? (all laughing) - Shea Coulee, you always
say that you've come to slay. How hard are you gonna slay this season? - Is that a question or a read? - No, it's a read. I'm trying my best, you guys. Alexis Mateo. You actually have a really good chance of winning this competition because they've never had a Puerto Rican or a big girl winner. - Right. - Yeah. (crickets chirping) - Okay. The crickets aren't even laughing. - Derrick Barry. You know, the girls in your season said you weren't a real drag queen because you couldn't paint
and you could only do Britney, but I completely disagree. I don't really think you can do Britney. (all laughing) Mariah, girl I love you, but your career only has movement because the earth has to spin on its axis. (all laughing) - And India Ferrah. Oh, I'm pausing so we can
all Google who you are. (all laughing) - [RuPaul] Put your hands
together for India Ferrah. - Ladies and gentlemen,
the rules are very simple. No lifting, no touching,
no holding, no moving. Do not disturb the queen that
you see before your very eyes. So listen up. Drag is not a contact sport. (all laughing and cheering) - Bam! - Drag is not a contact sport! (all laughing) Drag is not a contact sport! ♪ Do the get her off of me ♪ ♪ Do the get her off of me ♪ ♪ I am serving glamor
and she is serving camp ♪ ♪ Now drop, now drop ♪ ♪ Now drop it down low ♪ ♪ I am here to shantay ♪ ♪ All these bitches got to go ♪ ♪ Yes, that means you ♪ (audience laughing) (audience cheering) Drag is not a contact sport! Okay, I shouldn't have did that. Drag is not a contact sport! (audience cheering) (RuPaul laughing) - Welcome, ladies.
- Hi. - From this moment on All Star
rules have been suspended. Forever! - What? - That's right, we're
gonna do eliminations a little differently this season. Each week I'll choose one
top all star, not two. (dramatic music) In the workroom, the top all star will secretly choose the
lipstick of the bottom queen she thinks should go home. And all of the rest of
you will cast your vote for the bottom queen you
think should get the chop. - Oh my God. - And yes, the top all star of the week will lip sync for her legacy, but she'll be competing against (dramatic music) a secret lip sync assassin. - Oh.
- Oh my God. - Oh.
- What? - If the top all star wins the lip sync the bottom queen she
chose will get the chop. Now, if the lip sync assassin wins, she will reveal the lipstick of the queen that the group has voted to go home. - Miss Thing, if I'd had lenses in these, they would have popped out, bitch. (dramatic music) - Alright, ladies, based
on the judges' critiques I've made some decisions. (suspenseful music) India Ferrah. Con-drag-ulations. You are
the top all star of the week. (all applauding) - What?
- Yes, bitch. - That means the world to me. Thank you. - Category is love the skin you're in. Jujubee. - [Carson] That's a
latte body she's showing. - Mm-hmm.
- Jujubeast! - I'm serving you Asian
Mae West with a nice updo. Oh, I own everything. I'm looking sickening. My body is right. My goodness, I would (beep) me. - [RuPaul] Ooh. She puts
the motion in the Laotian. - Oh, stop. - [RuPaul] Blair St. Clair, I declare! - [Michelle] Someone
forgot their sunscreen. (RuPaul laughing) - [RuPaul] Now that's the
worst case of pink eye I've ever seen. (all laughing) - I am loving the skin that I'm in. And I wanted to go outside of the box because I think that I am more than what people see on the outside and I'm giving them exactly
what I feel like on the inside. Pink! - [Carson] We're all pink on the inside. - [RuPaul] That's true.
- Right. Ding! - [RuPaul] Miz Cracker. - [Carson] This would
be great at a salad bar. - Yes! A sneeze guard.
- Yes. (all laughing) - [Miz Cracker] You want Jewish princess? I am giving it to you. It's time for me to show
my roots, literally. You want to fiddle around on the roof? This whore is ready, darling. - Look how long her tulle is.
- Ooh, I heard! - Shea Coulee. Ooh. - [Michelle] Now I know
where my implants went. (all laughing) - [Shea] Oh yes, mama, I'm serving up some Nubian goddess realness. Mama just stepped out of the Nile River, drip, drip dripping and Swarovski stones and I feel gorgeous and expensive. - [Carson] That's some
serious bejazzleing. - [RuPaul] It certainly is. Come on, Josephine Baker. - Come on, Grace Jones.
- Come on, Pam Greer! - Shea Coulee. (suspenseful music) Con-drag-ulations. You are the top all star of the week. - Yay, thank you. (all applauding) Welcome back, ladies. Shea Coulee. It's time to lip sync for your legacy. Would you like to meet your opponent? - Sure. (all laughing) - The time has come to present this week's lip sync assassin. (dramatic music) - Oh my God. Who is it? Oh my God. - Oh, there is so much pressure because damn, I got to go up against some bitch whose one purpose is to come in here and stop me from winning this lip sync. - Who is this?
- Oh. - Ruveal yourself. (dramatic music) - Trinity?
- Oh, it could be Trinity. - [Contestant] Wait, that's Cameron. (dramatic music) (all cheering) (upbeat music) - Child. Hmm. - Two Queens stand before me. Shea Coulee. This is your chance to
impress me, win $20,000 and earn the power to get one
of the bottom queens the chop. (dramatic music) The time has come for you to lip sync for your legacy. Good luck. And don't (beep) it up. (upbeat music) ♪ I don't want to take it anymore ♪ ♪ I'll just stay here
locked behind the door ♪ ♪ Woo-hoo ♪ (judges cheering) - Come on, Shea! ♪ Someone stole my brand new Chevrolet ♪ ♪ And the rent is due,
I got no place to stay ♪ ♪ Whoo oooh ♪ (laughing) - Whoa, I'm excited. ♪ And it's hard to say ♪ ♪ Just how some things never change ♪ ♪ And it's hard to find ♪ ♪ Any strength to draw the line ♪ ♪ Oh I'm just burning
doin' the neutron dance ♪ ♪ I'm so happy doin' the neutron dance ♪ ♪ And I'm just burning
doin' the neutron dance ♪ ♪ Well, well, well, well ♪ (judges cheering) (judges clapping) - Wow. Ladies. I've made my decision. (dramatic music) Shea Coulee. You're a winter, baby. (all cheering) You earned a cash tip of $20,000. (all cheering) - Alyssa Edwards. You may slay another day. - At the house. (judges laughing) Always and forever a runner up proudly. (judges laughing) - Uh, excuse me, did
Mama Ru just call my name over Alyssa Edwards? Girl. I mean... (laughing) (upbeat music) - Your RuPauliday continues. Next stop, let's get wild in the Glamazone with Alexis Matteo, India
Ferrah, and Jujubee. (upbeat safari music) - Bienvenidos to a wild adventure at the. - [All] Glamazone. (all growling) - Come inside. I've said that before. It smell just like a
jungle, lots of animals. (imitating monkey) and everything in the wild. (growling) - We're wearing leopard print dresses. - Mm-hmm. - Right here in our rhino room, you're gonna feel right at home. Here I am sitting on a
chair that my grandma made. She made this with her two bare hands. I sat on her lap. Oh. She was chewing tobacco. All the stories I heard,
didn't understand a word. (upbeat music) - This is the PP bar,
party party bar, everybody. - My grandma also made this chair. Oh. - Ooh, your grandma might
want to reinforce that. - Oh, don't talk about my grandma, bitch. (upbeat music) - We have our very own golden shower head. And it's gonna leave you
with a warm sensation of joy. Oh. Oh.
- Yes. - And this is where all the magic happens. These sheets are infused
with 15 carat Laotian gold. And there's a mosquito net to protect you from the live mosquitoes we've released. (bugs buzzing) But not to worry because
in our welcoming basket we have mosquito rupellant. - Ooh, yes.
- Wow. - And of course we include
the most exotic fruit we can find.
- What the hell just happened? - Bananas, oranges, apples, and grapes. (all growling) - Hi, ladies. - Welcome to-
- The Glamazone. - Mm, smells like bananas. - You're just in time for
our signature nightcap. - Yes! - I love a drink! ♪ Oy yae, oy yae ♪ - There goes our butler. - Oh.
- Oh. - Our signature nightcap is
a mix of natural flavors. And of course a mysterious
ingredient to help you relax. - Woo. (upbeat music) - [India] It's the ultimate place to stay if you're excited about the jungle. - Not only can you pet the
pets, but they pet you back. - [Alexis] Wow. That is wild! - This only happens at-
- The Glamazone. (all growling) (India hisses) (upbeat music) ♪ Everyone can be someone ♪ - [RuPaul] Up first, Blair St. Clair. Oh, I do declare. - [Blair] Today on the runway
a travel-through-time fantasy. I'm starting off in my
1950s Sunday best dress. - [Nicole] Yas, from the bed to the plane. (RuPaul laughing) - [Blair] Next, I'm giving
you my 1960s Twiggy fantasy in this yellow mod dress. And girl, you could
take this on the go-go. - [Ross] I'll have some warm nuts. (RuPaul laughing) - Ooh!
- Ooh! - Ooh!
- Ooh, yes! Straight to the disco! - [Blair] I am finishing in
my Studio 54 inspired fantasy. She is metallic, she is
golden, she is shifty. - [Ross] Now boarding, Studio 54.
- Studio 54. - Jujubee.
- Yes! - [Michelle] I can't decide
if this is a trick or a treat. - [RuPaul] It's a trick. (all laughing) - [Jujubee] I am serving you
the sickest, witchiest witch. She's the queen of Halloween. - Oh!
- Oh! - Oh!
- Oh! - [Nicole] I love this Mrs. Claus. You know Santa's really
getting it every night. - [Jujubee] And then I am
giving you a Santa, baby! She's a little slutty, but
she's still a good girl, so she's not on the naughty list. - Oh!
- Oh! - Oh my goodness, that's Jujubee! The beaster bunny! - The truth is, I really
love Thanksgiving, but I was not gonna come
in dressed like a pilgrim because of cultural appropriation.Truth is I do not want a pilgrim
to be upset with me. - [RuPaul] A queen for all seasons. Miz Cracker! Oh! (Nicole laughing) - [Ross] Feed me, Seymour! (all laughing) - [Miz Cracker] My three-in-one runway is quintessential Cracker. It's glam, but it's silly. - Oh!
- Oh! - [RuPaul] She's really
coming out of her shell. - Yes.
- Oh! - Yes. - [RuPaul] What? Oh. Wait a minute now. - [Miz Cracker] I'm telling
the story of Anastasia. We have a Faberge egg,
the princess herself, and the princess on the
run after the revolution. - Wow.
- I love it. - Jujubee. Con-drag-ulations, you are
the top all star of the week. (all clapping) - Thank you.
- Yeah. I've been waiting a really
long time to win something. Thank you. You want a carrot? (all laughing) - I do value your friendship and I felt like my friendship with you was kind of compromised and
that's what frustrated me. - Yeah. Yeah. I would rather compete with
you as a friend, honestly. - Like I would rather help
each other get to the top and have RuPaul choose. - It's like a Juju sandwich
with two pieces of white bread. I'm aroused. - Who knows, you know? In this competition,
there's a lot that goes on. We may have other moments where we're frustrated with each other. - Oh, I hope you do because it'sso hot. (all laughing) - All right, all right. - Guys, I want to get to the challenge. - I do too. - We ain't got time for this but I'm very intrigued because I
want to see how this goes down. Dun, dun, dun. Excuse me. Excuse me.
- Oh! - We just got out of jail. Thank you. (Blair sobbing) Honey, it's all right, it's all right. We spent 24 full hours. 24. - That's how long it was? - Yes, you were asleep, sweetheart. - I'm SheMZ, tell me all about it. - We know, we watch you all the time. - Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. - I was sitting in bed reading my stories, doing her nails and then
the police break in. - It was terrible! We were in there, there
was overhead lighting! - Oh!
- How dare you! - Jujubee, Jujubee, why
did you bribe Miz Cracker to get your daughter into Drag-U? - Because Drag-U was the most
prestigious college out there. And I want my daughter to succeed. I think she is the next drag superstar. - Let go of me, Mother! I didn't even want to go to Drag-U. - Blair, can I just say,
I follow you on Instagram. - Oh my God, do you really, girl? - I do.
- Thank you. - I'd let that Blair St.
Clair influence me any day. #Fiiine! (all yelling) You know what I mean. - Oh, I think I just said I was in a gang. - If I'm going down, you're going down. - I have gone down. I know you're going down too if we play our cards right.
- What? - I'm wearing the
butterfly ring you gave me. - Oh please, let your butterfly flap a little more for me, love. All you have to do is tell these reporters there is absolutely nothing going on with us. - Wait, what, Mom?
- I love you, but I can't. - Ooh!
- Ooh! - Juicy! - She's hot too. - I know our friendship
has been over more bumps than your foundation stick, but it's time for us to stick to together. Tell SheMZ that I am innocent. - No, I have proof. It's in my pocket book! - I want to see it, I want to see it. - Do you wanna see? (laughing) - Wait, is that Blair's face
on Laganja Estranja's body? Perhaps, possibly, maybe. - All this proves is that I taught her the key elements of drag: charisma, uniqueness,
nerve, and also Photoshop. There is nothing wrong
with that in this era. - Here's a clap for your performance. - Miz Cracker. (dramatic music) Con-drag-ulations. You are
the top all star of the week. (upbeat music)
(all clapping) - Thank you, all. - [Michelle] From the heart of Hollywood, it's time to play Snatch Game of Love. And here's the snatch
maker himself, RuPaul. (audience cheering) - Welcome. Love is in the air. So let's meet our
celebrity snatchelorettes. First up, Oscar, Grammy,
Golden Globe winner, Lady Gaga. (audience applauding) - Hello, Ru. You know, there could
be 100 people in a room and maybe 99 of them don't believe in you, but one of them has $100,000 to give away so I'm happy to be here. - Okay. Up next, it's the legendary
astrologer, Walter Mercado. - Thank you, divine, for having me. - Now do you see love in your future? - I see many big things in my future. - Oh, really, like what? - One of them is not love. (RuPaul laughing) - And next, we have makeup
mogul Jeffree Star is here. - Hi, how are ya? - Now, Jeffree, I wanna know. What's the foundation for
a healthy relationship? - Oh, baby, the foundation
is all body fluids. - All body fluids? - It's a really strong foundation. (audience applauding) - All right. Originally from the ATL, our first snatchelor is a real peach. Welcome, Tommy Dorfman. (audience applauding) (upbeat music) (RuPaul laughing) Hi, Tommy.
- Hi, Ru. - Look at that outfit. That is so gorgeous. - Thank you. - Tommy, are you feeling the love? - Primarily from my gut down. - Oh, from your gut
down. That's a good sign. - But it might be because the belt is cutting off my circulation. (RuPaul laughing) Contestant number two. - Mm-hmm. - Women are jealous of my blank. - Women are always jealous
about my sixth sense, because I can predict the future, and I can see the present. I bet you you have a belt right now. (all laughing) - Wow, that's uncanny!
- That is unbelievable. - Incredible. - Contestant number two, based on what contestant number
one is wearing right now, what would their fashion line be called? - Well, I'm looking here, and I think the fashion
line could be called A Star is Born Into Poverty. - It was my question, dumb bitch. (all laughing) But you didn't see that one coming! I did. - Well, do you wanna answer? - Yes. It looks like purple toilet paper. That's all. (upbeat music) - Welcome back to the Snatch Game of Love. Let's meet our next batch of
celebrity snatchelorettes. First up, it's America's
sweetheart, Ellen DeGeneres. - How are you, Ru? - All right, she's back, back, back again. It's the legendary Eartha Kitt. (audience applauding) (Eartha purring) - Hello, kitty girl.
- Yes. Now, Eartha, does love have nine lives? - Love has many lives like cats. - Yes.
- And I know Ellen likes pussy too. (all laughing) - The godfather of reality dating shows, it's Flavor Flav. - Flavor Flav! What's up, my boy Ru? - Hey, Flav. - I'm so excited to be
here, I'm on cloud nine. I feel like my feet can't touch the floor. Look at 'em. (RuPaul laughing) - RuPaul, she scares me. Is it she? - Gender is a construct,
man. Tear it apart. I'm stranger than fiction,
but better than art! You know what I'm saying? (RuPaul laughing) Woo! - Oh, this is gonna be good. - Our next snatchelor hails
from the Great White North, but why it gotta be white? Please welcome Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman. (upbeat music)
(audience applauding) Hi, Jeffrey.
- Hi, it's been awhile. You look good. - Thank you. So you're single again I see. - Looking for love. - Wait, wait a minute. (suspenseful music) Is that the shirt I bought you? - It still smells like you. (record scratching) (Ru exhales) - Okay. Let's play the
Snatch Game of Love. - All right, let's do this. Contestant number one,
finish this sentence. When people meet me, the first
thing they notice is blank. - I'm gay! (Ru laughing) And you know, it's working out for me now. No complaints and not
many symptoms these days. - Alright, contestant
number two, same question. - The first thing somebody
notices about me is my big, wet smile. (Ru laughing)
- Ooh. (Eartha purrs) - Contestant number three. - What they normally
notice is my big, fat, 14-inch clock. You know what time it is? No, really, I'm asking. My clock's been stuck on 4:20 since 1985. (all laughing) Woo! (Eartha purring) - Contestant number two,
I'm originally from Canada, so if we went up there for a winter visit, how would you keep me warm at night? - I would sensually walk to the thermostat (all laughing) and turn up the thermostat
to a sensible 74. (Ru laughing) (Eartha purring) - I need a woman like you in my life. If this (beep) don't work out, we should bang in the parking lot. (all laughing) - Juju and Shea are doing so great, I should feel terrible. But I'm laughing too
hard to worry about that. This is a masterpiece. - Contestant number three, same question. - The best way to keep
warm is to pile in a bed with six other bitches. And by bitches, I mean teacup Pomeranians. Them dogs are so cute. (all laughing) They're all fuzzy and (beep). - Category is Prom Queen Fantasy. First up, Miz Cracker. - [Michelle] She's a Proactiv drag queen. (all laughing) - [Miz Cracker] In my
prom dress with my acne, I am everything that I wanna be: funny, pretty, stupid. - [Ross] Be right back-ne. (all laughing) - [RuPaul] Jujubee. - Betsey Johnson fantasy.
- Oh! - [Jujubee] My prom queen
fantasy look is giving you 80s. I'm giving you crimped hair, don't care. Yes, mama. - [RuPaul] Don't crimp her style. (all laughing) Shea Coulee. Everything's coming down roses. (all laughing) - [Shea] I'm serving you Carrie meets my season nine elimination. There is a crown that is pouring out this
cascade of rose petals, and I am living. - But she's still got a rosy outlook. - She does, she does. Shea Coulee, (dramatic music) con-drag-ulations. You are the top all star of the week. (upbeat music) - Oh, my God. (all clapping) Thank you guys so much. - Ruveal yourself! (all cheering and laughing)
(upbeat music) - You're damn right! - Vanessa Vanjie Mateo. Welcome. - Thank you! - Two queens stand before me. (dramatic music) Shea. This is your chance to impress me, win $10,000 and earn the power to give one of the bottom queens the chop. The time has come to lip sync for your legacy! Good luck and don't (beep) it up. (upbeat music) ♪ I see you on the street
and you walk on by ♪ ♪ You make me wanna hang
my head down and cry ♪ ♪ If you gave me half a chance you'd see ♪ ♪ My desire burning inside of me ♪ ♪ But you choose to look the other way ♪ ♪ I've had to work much harder than this ♪ ♪ For something I want,
don't try to resist me ♪ ♪ Open your heart to me, baby ♪ ♪ I hold the lock and you hold the key ♪ ♪ Open your heart to me, darlin' ♪ ♪ I'll give you love if
you, you turn the key ♪ ♪ Don't try to run I
can keep up with you ♪ ♪ Nothing can stop me from
trying, you've got to ♪ ♪ Open your heart to me, baby ♪ - Shea goes hard. Splits kicks, slams it. What are you doing, Shea, bitch? ♪ You hold the key ♪ ♪ Open your heart to me, darlin' ♪ ♪ I'll give you love if
you, you turn the key ♪ ♪ Open your heart, I'll make you love me ♪ (all cheering) - Wow! (laughing) (dramatic music) Ladies, I've made my decision. Shea Coulee, con-drag-ulations. You're a winner, baby. (all clapping) - Today's maxi-challenge is
the Charles backyard ball. You know what? I am so
confident in this challenge. I'm, ooh, I'm gonna take this. Bitch, I am lying 'cause I'm scared. I am going to poop myself,
because this is terrifying. That's the honest truth. This is hard. This is hard. I hate this challenge. - This other side is the right side of it. And then you have all these-
- Well, how do you know that it's the right
side and the wrong side? - See how you can see those,
like, lines running through it from where it's been woven? You're kind of seeing all that and how it's smooth on this side? - Yes.
- And can you tell this is the right side. When you look over at cute little Jujubee, and, like, "Help me, "I am
just not the kind of person that can be like, "No, bitch,
this is a competition." Like, of course I'm gonna help her. I know that you're not necessarily trained in sewing and building costumes. But the same type of,
like, energy and creativity that you apply to your performances, apply to this.
- Thank you. - You got it. (upbeat music) - Don't do this to me! Girl, that moment when
the material you chose is not going through the machine. - What's T? - It's just I'm having to figure out how this material is gonna
go through the machine, because she's giving me a
little trouble right now. - Tension is tight, so you
might wanna loosen this up. - Okay.
- And then your length is super short. So that's also making it-
- Right. - So maybe like two and a half, three. - Yeah, okay.
- Will probably help that. - Shea.
- Yes? - You never told a lie.
- Never told a lie. - It's working perfectly. - Bam. (upbeat music) (RuPaul laughing) - Get it, girl. Well, hey sis. - Hi.
- Hey. Y'all remember back in the day when I performed in drag at
the Charles family reunion? - Absolutely.
(both laughing) - Well, this is the remix. Y'all know who this is. (woman laughing) Category is Country Cousin Realness. (laughing) (horse neighing)
(all laughing) Up first, Miz Cracker. - [Miz Cracker] Hello! I'm RuPaul's second cousin twice removed by court order. I'm joking, mostly. My name is Jocelyn Opal Rose, but the family just calls
me "She's got a lotta nerve showing her face around
here after all these years." (RuPaul laughing) Ooh, for the backyard fish
fry, I brought my world-famous "things I could find at the gas station." Today I'm planning to
spill a little secret. My doctor told me that Ru
isn't just my second cousin, she's my perfect match, and I could really use a kidney right now. (coughing) (laughing) - [Michelle] Stevie Hick. - [RuPaul] Jujubee. - [Jujubee] Sorry I'm late. I
didn't wanna come. (laughing) (all laughing) I'm RuPaul's Asian bestie, 'cause once you go Asian,
that's all you be cravin'. My name is Ping, but
everybody in my family calls me Amber. (all laughing) I hope you like my outfit. For the backyard fish fry, I brought my famous
potato salad with raisins, which I made with potatoes and raisins and my secret ingredient: MSG. Mm. Today I'm planning on
spilling a family secret. RuPaul isn't just my bestie, she's my psychological mommy dearest. (laughing) Bye. - [Carson] She has hat it. (all laughing) - [RuPaul] Shea Coulee. - [Shea] Okay, y'all! It's me, Ru Paul's baby niece, Sheaquita, but everybody calls me Lil Ki-Ki. I'm wearing a one-of-a-kind
airbrushed T-shirt by my cousin Pookie in
loving memory of my Big Mama. Today I was running a little bit late. so all I was able to bring was the bag of "She already
done had her chips." That was in my glove compartment. But my family secret is that not only is RuPaul my great auntie, but she also my best friend. For real, though, Auntie Ru. Now, make sure y'all save
me some potato salad, 'cause I'm gonna be right back. - [Carson] Well, she
left the tags on this. - [Michelle] She did. - [RuPaul] First, Miz Cracker. Good girl gone badminton. (all laughing) - [Carson] Hey, what's all the racquet? - Ladies, I am ready to serve. I'm bringing Fifth Avenue to the backyard, and I'm bringing it to
you with a fascinator made out of a racquet and a wiffleball. I have wiffleball earrings, I have a shuttlecock on my throat, I have a shuttlecock on my shoes, and I have a shuttlecock under my skirt. - [RuPaul] You know, it's
strange to see her alone. She's usually with a net. - [Michelle] Oh, my God.
(all laughing) - [RuPaul] Jujubee. - [Carson] Look at the melons on her! - [Michelle] Now, do you spit or swallow? Oh, the seeds, the seeds, guys! - [RuPaul] The seeds, the seeds. - [Jujubee] Ooh, girl, I am giving you the only Laffy Taffy Miss Taffy USA mama. Mm. (clicks tongue) I'm wearing watermelons,
my favorite fruit. My hair is just absolutely
perfect and coiffed. Nobody's touching this. I'm the watermelon lady. - [Michelle] She's got a peel. (all laughing) - [RuPaul] Shea Coulee. - [Bebe] Oh, marry. - [RuPaul] Who invited
Grace Jones to the picnic? - [Michelle] Here comes the bride all dressed in assless chaps. - [Shea] I am serving you
backyard bridal realness. I've got my jumpsuit with my chaps, I have my beautiful mosquito net veil, and all my family and friends are here to see me tie the knot. - [Carson] She's putting
the "ass" back in "Kansas." (all laughing) (dramatic music) - Miz Cracker. Con-drag-ulations. You're
the top all star of the week. (upbeat music)
(all clapping) - Oh my goodness! Hello! My name is Miz Cracker and
I am so happy to see people. I don't know if you know this but if you are a drag race contestant they do not let you
socialize, like at all. They say, this is like
the Olympics of drag. No, this is like Gay-tanamo Bay. Whoops.
(audience laughing) Please help me. I am a new Yorker, but
like not in a mean way. I am a Jew. So I get to say it that way. You do not. (audience laughing) But most importantly, I am a drag queen. I've been telling these
girls from the beginning, like let's just be nice
to each other tonight. But I guess I'm like Shea Coulee's music because nobody listens to me. You know what I'm saying? (audience laughing) There's this stereotype that drag queens have to be like beautiful in their makeup and glamorous and everything, but that is not necessarily true. Look at Juju. Okay. Look at her. What was I saying? Oh right. Humility and love. That's where it was. (audience laughing) Also I'm against body shaming completely because I was a chubby kid and I know what body
shaming can do to a person. You know? It works! Yeah! (audience laughing) Ow, ow, opulence! Everything you see is on sale! Yeah! Oh! Thank you everybody so much. (audience applauding) I appreciate you so much. - Hi, everybody. How are you doing tonight? (audience cheering) Oh, come on. You guys can do better than that. You had Miz Crackers
entire set to take a nap. (audience laughing) Come on, so how are you doing tonight? (audience cheering and clapping) Oh, that's so much better. Ladies and gentlemen, we've got the lovely Ms.
Blair St. Clair here. And you guys, I don't
want to ruin too much but she had a bit of a
rough week last week. She failed her driver's test. (audience laughing) Miz Cracker, make some noise for her. (audience applauding) I love her. She's just, she's just so
animated, larger than life. It's like she's a
living, breathing puppet. You know, she's got this big head and he's tiny little feet
and only becomes animated when you put your fist in her. (audience laughing) Yeah. Yeah. Has anyone in here ever
been robbed before? Well, I have and no, I'm not talking about the finale of season nine, but for real, you know, it's been quite an
interesting journey for me. I've been going to therapy and for the longest time
I thought that therapy was just for white people
with money, and I was wrong. It is also for black people with money. (audience laughing) But it's kind of embarrassing
to tell your therapist that rose petals are one
of your triggers, you know? For real, like rose pedals
have been following me around for the past three years like I'm James Earl Jones
in "Coming to America." (audience laughing) The only difference, he had a crown. (audience laughing) Thank you so much. That's all the time I have for today. (audience applauding) - Category is Freak Out. Let your freak flag fly. First up, Jujubee. - [Michelle] Oh my God, you guys, we found the missing link. (all laughing) - She's definitely got a point. - [RuPaul] Yes, she does. - [Jujubee] This look has a
broken heart, but it's healing. And when I take the mask off, you see there's still
emotion behind this monster. And these shoes are 10 inches and I can only take seven on a good day. - She has such a checkered
past and present. (all laughing) - Jester? I barely know her. (all laughing) I do declare, Blair St. Clair. - [Michelle] Somebody's
getting some tail tonight. (all laughing) - [Ross] You guys, she's spotting. (all laughing) - [Blair] I'm giving
you feline cat fantasy meets the Blair St. Clair experience. I have a Velcro harness on,
and who does not want a tail? This is my Alice in Wonderland
Cheshire Cat on acid. Purr-fect for a party rave. - This is what my cat
thinks it looks like. (all laughing) - No Dalmatians or Muppets were harmed in the making of this costume. - [RuPaul] Miz Cracker. - [Michelle] What is she crowing about? (all laughing) - [Ross] Edgar Allen Ho. (all laughing) - [Miz Cracker] My look today is a post-apocalyptic
steampunk death mask, and underneath is this very sexy woman who's here to seduce anyone that sees her. - [Ross] I've heard of a scarecrow. This is a Cher-crow. (all laughing) - [RuPaul] Schnap out of it! - [Michelle] Do you
believe in the apocalypse? (all laughing) - [RuPaul] Shea Coulee. - [Michelle] Joseph and the
Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, the Gay Years. (all laughing) - [RuPaul] Scam money don't make money, but freak money do. - I'm serving you some 90s raver realness. Hand-dyed Mongolian lamb coat, my beautiful bondage Cookie
Monster platform shoes, my pupils are real huge, and I'm just dancing to the
music, having a good-ass time. - [Ross] She is schooling
the kids with those pupils. (all laughing) - The heels have eyes. (all laughing) (dramatic music) - Miz Cracker. Con-drag-ulations. You're
the top all star of the week. (upbeat music)
(all clapping) (dramatic music) ♪ We ♪ ♪ Clap back ♪ ♪ When the haters ♪ ♪ Attack ♪ ♪ Hey, ladies ♪ ♪ Clap back, get your girls ♪ ♪ Side by side, don't you hold it in ♪ ♪ Clap back, speak your mind ♪ ♪ Say it twice so they don't forget ♪ ♪ Clap back, when they
talk to you like that ♪ ♪ Don't just sit and take it, ♪ ♪ Just get right up in their face and ♪ ♪ Clap back, uh, uh ♪ ♪ Clap back, uh, woo ♪ ♪ Girl, it's me, Jujubee ♪ ♪ Your best friend until you act whack ♪ ♪ Fresh and sweet, I'm the queen ♪ ♪ Come out your mouth and I'll attack ♪ ♪ Try to keep it cute, but it's true ♪ ♪ I'm the queen who will clap back ♪ ♪ Bitches wanna talk about me ♪ ♪ All right ♪ ♪ I got my girls with me tonight ♪ ♪ Don't think you can ♪ ♪ Say that crazy sh to me ♪ ♪ You know I'll defendant-ly ♪ ♪ Clap back, get your girls ♪ ♪ Side by side, don't you hold it in ♪ ♪ Clap back, speak your mind ♪ ♪ Say it twice so they don't forget ♪ ♪ Clap back, when they
talk to you like that ♪ ♪ Don't just sit and take it ♪ ♪ Just get right up in their face and ♪ ♪ Clap back, uh, uh ♪ ♪ Clap back, uh, woo ♪ ♪ Makin' haters eat it
like "time for dinner" ♪ ♪ Mad 'cause your man
wants an all stars winner ♪ ♪ The Jew you passed
over is the chosen lady ♪ ♪ Shvitzing on a track
with Juju and Shea-dy ♪ ♪ Huh ♪ ♪ Where are the jokes ♪ ♪ The joke is that you coming
for my girls when you broke ♪ ♪ To all the fans who love
us, you're what we live for ♪ ♪ See you on the clap back world tour ♪ ♪ Don't think you can ♪ ♪ Say that crazy sh to me ♪ ♪ You know I'll defendant-ly ♪ ♪ Clap back, get your girls ♪ ♪ Side by side, don't you hold it in ♪ ♪ Clap back, speak your mind ♪ ♪ Say it twice so they don't forget ♪ ♪ Clap back, when they
talk to you like that ♪ ♪ Don't just sit and take it ♪ ♪ Just get right up in their face and ♪ ♪ Clap back, uh, uh ♪ ♪ Clap back, uh, woo ♪ ♪ Better be careful how you talk to me ♪ ♪ There's no mistaking
that I'm the queen ♪ ♪ Fall in line, you don't
want me to come for you ♪ ♪ Ask your homegirl 'cause
she got dragged too ♪ ♪ Trolling on me ♪ ♪ Better back down ♪ ♪ Want the truth ♪ ♪ You better sit down ♪ ♪ Give the clap back
heard across the world ♪ ♪ Need a good reading,
then I'm your girl ♪ ♪ Don't think you can ♪ ♪ Say that crazy sh to me ♪ ♪ You know I'll defendant-ly ♪ ♪ Clap back, get your girls ♪ ♪ Side by side, don't you hold it in ♪ ♪ Clap back, speak your mind ♪ ♪ Say it twice so they don't forget ♪ ♪ Clap back, when they
talk to you like that ♪ ♪ Don't just sit and take it ♪ ♪ Just get right up in their face and ♪ ♪ Clap back, uh, uh ♪ ♪ Clap back, uh, woo ♪ ♪ We ♪ ♪ Clap back ♪ ♪ When the haters attack ♪ ♪ Ladies, ladies, ladies ♪ ♪ Ladies, ladies, ladies ♪ ♪ Ladies, ladies, ladies ♪ ♪ Ladies, ladies ♪ ♪ Clap back, get your girls ♪ ♪ Side by side, don't you hold it in ♪ ♪ Clap back, speak your mind ♪ ♪ Say it twice so they don't forget ♪ ♪ Clap back, when they
talk to you like that ♪ ♪ Don't just sit and take it ♪ ♪ Just get right up in their face and ♪ ♪ Clap back, uh, uh ♪ ♪ Clap back, uh, woo ♪ ♪ Say what ♪ ♪ Clap back ♪ (Ru laughing) (audience applauding) - Oh, wow!
- Wow! (upbeat music) - [RuPaul] Jujubee. Oh my goodness. That's gorgeous! - [Ross] Too much, so good. - [Jujubee] I am giving
you the most superhero, super-power driven,
enlightened version of Jujubee. She came down from the sky. She is a goddess, and she needs no wig because she's wearing the sun. - [RuPaul] Stop relying on that Buddha! (all laughing) - [RuPaul] Miz Cracker. - [Carson] Holy mother of pearl. - [Ross] You know, this new
pope really is progressive. - [Miz Cracker] Today I'm
giving you pink and fancy. I have all these pearls
dangling off of my headpiece. I'm trying to give the story
of a beautiful heritage: mine. - [Michelle] Mollusks
are a girl's best friend. - [Carson] She really
came out of her shell. - Finally.
- Yes, she did. Shea Coulee. Nobody told me Babe Paley would be here. - [Ross] Ooh! - [Shea] I'm serving you
1960s Balenciaga realness. I've got my big bow on the back, my tall, tall beehive. I feel like a princess. All I need is a crown. - [RuPaul] We're gonna need a bigger bow. (all laughing) - That was the best like runway ever. That was-
- That was amazing. - Amazing. Yeah.
- Perfection. (dramatic music) - Jujubee. Miz cracker Shea Coulee. I'd like to see all three of you lip sync for your legacy. (dramatic music) (judges clapping) Three top all stars stand before me. (dramatic music) Ladies, this is your last
chance to impress me, win $100,000, plus a crown and scepter
from Fierce! Drag Jewels, and earn your place in the Drag
Race All Stars Hall of Fame. The time has come for you to lip-sync for the crown. - I have the chance to
win and take the crown. I am going to lip sync my ass off. - Crouching tiger, hidden drag queen. I'm about to cut this bitch up. - Ma'am, the crown is right there. I am feet away. There is no way I'm going to let this slip through my fingers. Not a second time. - Good luck. And don't (beep) it up. (upbeat music) ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Baby, don't make me
spell it out for you ♪ ♪ All of the feelings
that I've got for you ♪ ♪ Can't be explained,
but I can try for you ♪ ♪ Yeah, baby, don't make
me spell it out for you ♪ ♪ It's like I'm powerful
with a little bit of tender ♪ ♪ An emotional, sexual bender ♪ ♪ Mess me up, yeah, but
no one does it better ♪ ♪ There's nothin' better ♪ ♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪ ♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪ ♪ So real, so good, so
real, so good, yeah ♪ ♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪ ♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪ - [Connor] You better walk, Shea! Pow! ♪ Ooh ♪ ♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪ ♪ So good, so good, yeah ♪ ♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪ ♪ So, so, so, so good ♪ ♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪ (all applauding) - Ladies, the time has
come to crown our queen. The winner of RuPaul's
Drag Race All Stars, the next queen to be inducted into the Drag Race Hall of Fame is (suspenseful music) Shea Coulee. (all applauding) You're a winner, baby. ♪ Greatest of them all ♪ ♪ You're a champion, never gonna fall ♪ ♪ You're a champion still standing tall ♪ ♪ You're a champion and
you'll always be a hero ♪ - Ah! Oh, my God! Yes, bitch! Two time's the charm. I am the winner of All Stars 5, bitch. Eat it. Aow! - My queen! (laughing) (all applauding and cheering) Con-drag-ulations! Oh, my goodness, this
scepter is a lot heavier than I thought. But that's okay, because
I look sickening, no? - My queen, is there
anything you'd like to say? - My name is Shea Coulee, and I didn't come to slay. I came to win! (all applauding) - Now, remember, if you
can't love yourself, how in the hell you
gonna love somebody else? Can I get an "amen" up in here? - [All] Amen! - Now prance, my queen! ♪ You're a champion,
greatest of them all ♪ ♪ You're a champion, never gonna fall ♪ - Oh, wow. If my dad could see me now, he would be, like, "That's my son." (all cheering) What this competition
has given to me this time (sobbing) is far more valuable than $100.000. Because I feel like I've got my joy back. - Yes! Now let the music play! ♪ I am American, American, American ♪ ♪ I am American, American ♪ ♪ The red, white, and blue ♪ ♪ I am American, American, American ♪ ♪ I am American, American ♪ ♪ Just like you, too ♪ Woo! - Do you want everything
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Derrick going home first episode was a travesty I wanted to see more juicy drama from him. It would justify India staying as long as she did too.
I tried a rewatch over the weekend and couldn’t even make it to the Snatch Game. Awful season.
An hour of Jujubee and Alexis carrying the season.
An hour long video for AS5 best moments is throwing me. Must be a lot of fluff in there!
AS5 is so wild to me because no one got anything out of it aside from like... Jujubee and Shea, and kinda Alexis. The rest didn't get that many new followers, and the season came out during the panny d so they couldn't really get many gigs out of it. And now it's a year later and the season may as well be wiped from our memories
I will save the day and say this should have been THE WORST parts of AS5:
1) Derrick going home first while being absolute TV-GOLD.
2) India and Mayhem completely snubbed during SheMZ challenge.
3) LipSynch Assassin twist robbing us of multiple HIGH placements for queens.
4) Alexis going home before the Roast whole wearing the most drag-outfit of them all.
5) Blair in Top-4 (sorry)
6) Miz Cracker having to LipSync 3 times....not good.
7) Kennedy having to LipSync to Reba song she didn't even know the words for.
Should I continue?
Best of All Satrs 5? "My God... there's room for everybody. Let´s just say that". I guess is nice to see Shea slaying it, Alexis and Juju carrying the season...
Is it just jujubee’s sensual thermostat adventure for an hour?
The fact that TMZ is on here but Yvie vs India isn’t… “RuPaul, what the fuck”