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back here live at the waterfront village with my friend the zombie Jonathan you're looking good Jonathan just got an awesome facepaint job what do you think I like turtles all right you're great Zambian good times here at the waterfront village thousands of passengers across the East Coast of course had to alter their plans and we spoke to one kid who was trying to cope with the delay I'm just sitting there on my iPod it's just so frustrating I want to be in Florida getting a tan on my back before we toss it back we got to go to the drew the farm kid hey doing there pally right now you know I know he can't say anything right now but I love that kid what did you think about the ride it was great I've never been on live television before but I've really sometimes they don't watch - I don't watch the news because I'm a kid or a pearl every time brilliant boy but it gives me a roll on out don't you watch the Powerball while it was great because the brownie you're spinning around or every time you get dizzy yes all your stools get busy yeah I've never ever been on live television I never ever be like told ya know parallelity went down the super slide when I went down want to scared half to death I get freaked out Erik Hubbard was sitting in a friend's car eating lunch when Friday's tornado came barreling toward them I almost gave up any the hamburger it took you yeah well you know where is it it took your hand very angrily where the drink oh no Izzy tell me about the whistles the whistles died what do you want - it's that whoo-whoo you don't say then you got the flows then each about the flowmasters a decoration decoration that's all man we do it for decoration on your car it was being installed on their car some neighbors are saying way too loud that's only in the morning because we have cooking breakfast the Sun biling it so that's like alarm clock how's it feel to get the power restored it's been five days as a I'm so glad the power come back home I was burning up lomasa pace said she was thrilled to see all the power trucks rolling down her street south military the whole street was lined up with the with them cherry pickers and all and crew I see you said hallelujah I'll go late hot dog look at that boy - dang how all your gonna sleep tonight you bet I'm gonna sleep like a baby write me some good old kool-aid and drink me some some cools big job or I so cool and go to sleep like a baby Kelly Dodson was asleep with a little girl inside their apartment on Webster Drive when I was attacked by some idiot from out here in the projects if you tried to rape me he tried to pull my clothes off well obviously we have a rapist in Macon part he's clamming in your windows he's snatchin your people up tryna rape em so y'all need to hide your kids hide your wife a hug because they rapin errbody out here the attacker got loose and went out the upstairs window but he did leave something behind we got your t-shirt you two left fingerprints now you're so dumb you are really dumb for real you don't have to come and confess that you did we're looking for you we gonna find you I'm letting you know neck so you can run and tell that homeboy ker screaming I meet my McDonald's I come outside and I see this girl going nuts trying to get out of house so I go on the porch I go on the porch and she says help me get out I've been in here a long time and like I say my neighbor you got you got some big testicles to pull this off bro because we see this dude everyday I mean every day how long they lived here I've been here a year okay you said coming from I barbecue with this dude we eat ribs and whatnot and listen to salsa music you sound coming from and you had no indication if there's a road not a clue it was a reaction on the girls faces I can't imagine to see the sunlight to be rebel I knew something was wrong when a little pretty white girl ran into a black man's arms something is wrong here dead giveaway Charles that giveaway thank you very much for your time either's he homeless oh she got problems that's the only reason why she run to a black man Charles neck thank you for being there man curiosity leads to large crowds in Mobile's crichton community many of you brain binoculars can quarters even camera phones to take pictures to me look like a leprechaun to me [Applause] eyewitnesses say the leprechaun only comes out at night if you shine a light in its direction it suddenly disappears this sammich ur sketch resembles what many of you say the leprechaun looks like others find it hard to believe and have come up with their own theories and explanations for the image my theory this Kazon a shadow from don't be afraid man this guy helping to direct traffic says he's prepared for his encounter with the leprechaun he suited up from head to toe this was all spells right here this is the special leprechaun flute this has been passed down from thousands of years ago for my great-great-grandfather who was Irish and I just came to help out others just came to get lucky in hopes a pot of gold may be buried under this tree I'm gonna run a backhoe root that tree I want to know what a goal I want to go give me to go I want to go man go joke was was B size of a koala doll go many said it sounded like nothing they've ever heard before it's a couple yeah Kapoor yeah and your boy that he'll just came in I look at my hoping my doing I looked at my door and saw him in my head I took all running rats I'm a rescue man did I call my mama to see was she alright folks were told to stay off roadways unless absolutely positively necessary but they still came out to places like the Circle K gas station I want a donut David Grisham the leader of an area radical Christian group attempted to publicly set fire to the Islamic holy books snuck up behind him and took his Koran you said something about burning the Koran I was like dude you have no Koran and ran off I didn't make anybody stay here until 7 a.m. or 11:00 or whatever it is everybody finally left I didn't make this kid pass out on my floor people wanted to be here and that was their decision call brats just like dude you get the best barrels ever dude just like you pull in and you just get spit right out of them and you just drop in and just smackle it cool back drop down step off and then after that you just drop in you just ride the barrel and get pitted so pitted like that I already know Robby type of person I wouldn't do nothing no innocent man I've been robbed I've been pistol they don't fire I'm innocent I do nothing I don't know what's going on all I know it's my side of the story I can tell no other store I'm innocent and mom I love you Pio Pete already dad good boy baby light surveillance tape is catching a routine morning at this gas station on Bannister until chaos erupts I was putting one more cup of coffee in my coffee cup and out of the corner of my eyes I saw two guys come in worn with a black hoodie one with a white hoodie and the guy with the black hood he said we want your money everybody upfront down and I'm like oh oh need coffee now oh the guy in the black starts coming down and I'm like don't look don't look don't look so I'm putting my hair down you know and he comes right to me he goes get down now and I go yes and I just dropped my knee yeah but alone I'm like oh my god so I'm back farther and farther away and I think maybe I should think but I don't and so then I'm thinking count to 2000 again so I did and then I go me amigos me amigos nobody said nothing I'm like oh my god they're dead just minding my own business hit me hard right from the back I was glued to my seat of it I could see the car in front of me I was laid off this way the guy who hit me right off the other way and he hit the curb flipped over a rolled over running to the electrical pole and I didn't know he hit the pole also and I kind of stopped I was like wow and the wires come down boom BAM if fire was coming everywhere arkad sparking blowing up I saw one arc arc go from the corner of my band up to the car behind me it was like a big rainbow fools come on girls like you so I opened up my garden took non-metal and as I come up my son to touch the top and a little spark jump I wasn't whoa I stepped out rest away looking at in you burn more [Music] oh it was crazy dude I was just sitting there and I was like Oh reality hits you hard bro well the police wouldn't let me go to 300 122nd so I had to go around 119 and go and I was they let me look at the the lawyers building I know the vacuum cleaner man he's seen my tits I know that's not one achievement but it's true it's true I'm not here to lie to you I was trying to get a hold of him because I couldn't identify the business that window got blown out and I was trying to help the police figure out who to contact to secure that poor business yes yes yes he must have been great the urge he must have been badly were injured drive for three years I am NOT a good judge of that you wanna see my tits Louis I was in the passenger side of this [ __ ] car and he comes over on there he was over by the recycling center he says oh when I was in the Virgin Islands thirty years old on a business trip III [ __ ] this 14 year olds like you would he's like I raped this 14 years stretch crying and gives me big hugs it's like [ __ ] 300-pound guy I'll be like oh [ __ ] you must be [ __ ] man like what's he talking about I didn't take him seriously at first comes driving down this way he's like you know what I've come to realize I'm Jesus Christ and I can do anything I [ __ ] want to you and watch this BAM and he smashed into this [ __ ] guy right there pinned them in between that [ __ ] truck and so I [ __ ] I'll hop out I'll look over the guys pin there I mean like freight train riders know this like if you get pain between something do not [ __ ] move that [ __ ] oh why don't you plead out like [ __ ] I ran in I grabbed the keys he [ __ ] sitting there like nothing even happened and like [ __ ] leg man if you started driving that car around again man there would have been a lot of bodies around here [ __ ] I'll hop on out and so I grabbed bag I threw it over by that pole right there and then [ __ ] buddy gets out and these two women are trying to help him he runs up and he grabs one of them man like a guy that beat can stop a woman's neck like a pencil stick so it [ __ ] ran up behind him with the hatchet smash smash some mash yeah who else is going [Music] who is walking there but who else how bad they are why don't they just walk the gutter in a a far walk it's just 30 [Music] why don't you uh oh yeah why don't you uh well [ __ ] no you know you gonna put everybody else walk in the gutter why don't you just pop why let's go how about stood that ass you be so goddamn [ __ ] tired time he gets new hope you won't be struttin that ass you'll be so goddamn [ __ ] tired the time you get the new hope that she won't be strut that ass you'll be boom what's Meiji what's got you so mad today me yeah because everybody wants to run everybody wants to run that's good run we're here - gonna fall I'll walk I'll be right behind them and see how firing hood it's a chauvinistic Pig attitude this you're gonna do something because you work it to Arsenal and you got a [ __ ] mercedes-benz and you ain't gonna walk every day so you're gonna get out and strut that ass strut that ass put that ass [ __ ] that ass [ __ ] badass when you start walking my friend and you get 10 and 15 miles on the highway you won't be struttin that ass you'll be half dead but time you get that so it's a show and there's this big attitude the Clinton Scott shut that ass strut that ass strut that ass put that ass and when you walk about 15 or 20 miles you won't be strutting that ass you'll be so [ __ ] tired you want hard to hold an ass up dude you won't be straight - foot that ass

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Length: 14min 39sec (879 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 04 2015

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