Frank Spencer Migrating To Australia

mr. Lawrence how do you do mr. Lawrence this is my wife mrs. Spencer good morning mr. Spencer oh it's just admiring your boomerang that's a broken chair off please sit up now regarding your every brush you want to sit over here mr. Spencer regarding your immigration application yes well I don't know when it will be convenient for us to leave we certainly can't go this week no no mr. Spence that's quite out of the question in fact it might be added a question for several weeks because I'm hoping to take flying lessons yes also we haven't found a buyer for the cat yet mr. Spencer apart from your grandfather what else made you decide that you'd like to settle in Australia well it's near the sea it's good to see you around which is very nice for the swimming and also I'm very fond of Lee no you know Noble you used to do quite a lot of that didn't you Frank yes I did but unfortunately I had to desist because of my trouble oh the friction you see friction I am a nerd Club matings no no when I run I tried wearing shorter pants but I still got enough here right there when I ran between the wickets yes well we're not too bothered about your spare time activities mr. Spencer after studying application form I'm more concerned about what you'd be doing for the rest of the week now I can ta grandfather has quite a big spread well all dispensers are rather well built apart from myself and I've got more than lean and hungry look my mother was told that I look like Mahatma Gandhi when I was a boy how do you know I know but I saw all this your grandfather how well do you know your grandfather have you had a long relationship well I've always been this grandson I made you see him often no I mean we thought he'd passed on because that's why we didn't send him a Christmas card last year and he hadn't written for ages now but he was never much of a letter writer and if he had died he'd never told us mr. just talked about your application for then there was his brother Nigel famous for his bird calls but he was sadly accidentally shot dead by a duck Andra Norfolk would you like to tell me about it now the time is suspense I really have a lot to do I must get off oh well thank you very much for the time you'd spend with us already I haven't finished yet plates it up please please please mrs. Spencer you're quite quite happy about going to Australia well Frank thinks it's the best thing for us but I am a little worried about leaving my mother getting on a baby she well you know bed your age to go Frank does and his grandfather says it's all settled yeah well it's far from that mrs. Benson far from fat they're things on this form questions which I want an answer to please don't follow me about the room is suspense er I don't like being followed I had a cousin lie there never mind your cousin plate sitter where I can see you where are you qualification thing you're asked to bring documents diplomas certificates testimonials well I didn't know you meant all of them how many of you brought but just a one how many of you got just the work mr. Spencer I don't think there's a great deal of demand for 25-yard breaststroke well I had swam much murder but I was wind assisted and hide the armbands on we don't want lifeguards lifeguards we do not want when you just squeeze one in Wow oh I'm sorry mrs. pintles it's obvious to me that you don't entirely share your husband's feelings in this matter perhaps it would be better if I could see each of you alone do you want to do Frank first yes I'd like to do your husband first Judy some teeth mrs. pencil please one certificate what a list of jobs as long as a kangaroo's leap and on a single reference you following me again you know I don't like being followed oh I'm not falling you're was gaining completely the other direction but I was standing in the same way you I was just looking at your aberration and water hole he's a rude aberration that's draw your attention to question 12 you'll following me now according to this you spent three months in a monastery and graduated as a gas fitter I did the guest fed him before I went in I was just living in the monastery that was your home I didn't have a home that was well as doing the part-time Monken question 13 and lucky for some I used to be a bingo caller dream details a major case we don't seem to have too much here do be know well I didn't have a lot of education because I had to look after my mother a simple question do you think you could try just this wants to give me a small simple brief truthful answer yes as my mother always said tell the truth and the devil will fail tell a lie and be on your tail it's not that funny mr. Spence what job are you actually doing at the moment well I got a bit confused cuz you were shouting at me I'll ask you again and this time I'm not shouting no but you was a minute ago when I mentioned my jelly well blue what job are you actually doing at this moment in time today Tuesday the 27th well I'm not doing anything today cuz I think um here another way what's your be actually doing tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow they said they're coming he's without me how long do you think they're gonna be able to manage without you don't have to work Thursday and then a done work Friday and Saturdays the day off and sunday is my day arrest rest from what you're not doing anything this week not this week now what about next week what about me next week next week I'm not having anywhere tomorrow today and then you're gonna give yourself a dad mr. Lawrence I know right should I get the lighting would you not because the water will not have a little beverage have you got a glass itself mr. Spencer please leave mr. Norm's buddy now I'll get on your couplers you rest assured that always been welcome for you and Wilma Lou as my mother always said I will not linger at your door aware I have to race but I can tell you wish me well but it looked at Sonia

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Length: 10min 21sec (621 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 02 2013

Reddit Comments

[u/alphgeek]

Weird... I had an urge a few weeks ago to watch that show after forgetting it for about 40 years. Saw a few episodes via YouTube. Michael Crawford was amazing, performed most of his own stunts including dangling from a window cleaning platform, roller-skating in traffic etc.

[u/RabbitProofFences]

The ending is particularly funny!

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p.s. This may ruffle feathers in overly "PC" circles... just a bit of good old humour!