(smacking lips) (gargling water) (classy music) - Aloha, it's me, Bretman
Rock and today I'm here with Cosmo to play a little game we like to call Expensive Taste Test. They'll be giving me two
items and I'll have to guess which one is more
expensive than the other. I think I'll be good at
this because I grew up really broke as (beep) and I can tell when something is cheaper. Yes, I do have expensive taste. My taste buds are very
expensive, I like to think. (swing music) What is in front of me
is two liquids, clear. I think it's water, one
is chilled, one is not. Is this just water? Ooh, the alkaline jumped out. Wait, let me taste. (smacking lips) Ooh, this one's very tappy. I'm usually pretty good at tasting the difference between water. (gargling water) But bitch, I think the chilled one is more expensive than this one. Y'all thought you had me. But yeah, I think the chilled,
this one's more expensive? (buzzer sounding) Are you serious? That's cheating 'cause chilled
makes it more expensive. See, if that was coconut
water, I would've done so good. (swing music) Oh my God, wrestling figures. Okay so I have two of Mr. Dwayne The Rock
Johnson's action figures. I was named after The Rock,
believe it or not, you guys. I was named after Bret "The
Hitman" Hart and The Rock, so I'm so sorry to Dwayne
if he sees this video, which probably never. Wait, let me take out these glasses. Girl, he's wearing Versace
here, are you kidding me? Like, this is the more expensive one. This one just has more detail definitely, and Versace, bitch? Like, who the (beep)? Is there a trick one
where it's the same price, because I feel like y'all are onto me. This Dwayne here is wearing
some cute Versace top, I don't know where she found it. But this one is also really
cute and very detailed. I feel like the top was put
there to throw me off, huh? This one doesn't have his tattoos, I don't know how to feel about that. Oh this is probably his older self, 'cause it has only his... (piece snapping off) Oh. Only his first tattoo that he ever had, not that I know all the
tattoos that The Rock has but. These boots, not cute. These kneecaps, what, are
we playing volleyball? I don't know dude, (beep). Dear God, if You're here God, let me know which one is more expensive. This one is more expensive,
she's wearing Versace. Hello, Donatello would never. Is it right? (bell dinging) Ahh bitch, aye, aye, aye. (swing music) What is this? Is this coconut (beep) water? Oh my God, I (beep) knew it. Bitch, I know this is Harmless
Harvest for a (beep) fact. This one. Bitch, y'all did not get
me the Vita Coco original. Y'all know I like the pressed one more. What the (beep)? Given to me are these two great choices, one greater than the other. I'm a coconut water
connoisseur, so I should know. I even know the prices for each of these. But I don't know which one you guys got 'cause sometimes y'all
be playing these games, 'cause what if you got the
bigger size of the Vita Coco but you got the smaller size
of the Harmless Harvest, so then we have a problem? So just based on the taste and
the quality of the products, Harmless Harvest, 100% real coconut water. I'm not even gonna taste this ever again, get this (beep) out of my face. Y'all know I like the pressed one more, the one with the white cap. I know this is the one with the blue cap. Don't play with me. Yes, this is the Harmless Harvest and this is the more expensive one. I know, I just know. I just know, hello. Did I get it right? (bell dinging) Duh. (swing music) So what was handed to me are these two necklaces with amethyst. I love crystals. One is either white gold or silver and we have a classic gold. I always look at here to
see if it's a real gold, but I think it's more or less which one is a more authentic stone
and this one looks more of a better amethyst looking. But this is bigger and
bigger means more expensive when it comes to crystals because amethyst is
really not that expensive. So, does it say anything? Yeah, it doesn't even say what
compound this is made out of. This bitch says Italy. I think this amethyst
necklace is more expensive. (bell dinging) (screaming) Bitch, I know my crystals,
don't (beep) with me. (swing music) Bring in the next item! I'm excited, bitch. Over here we have two jock straps, which may or may be from my closet. So cute, orange. It reminds me of my high school colors, I definitely would have worn this. I wasn't in football, but I
would if I was in football. This one's really cute, oh my God. I feel like there was more
effort put into this one. There's two layers, bitch. Like, your balls will thank you for that. One is net, one is this soft fabric. This one, this one, even
just having it on my hands make me uncomfortable, it's so ugh. But this one, she's cute. Can I have this after? No I'm serious though, 'cause I have an outfit planned for this. I think this is the more expensive one. Is she? (bell dinging) Yes! (swing music) Oh, which lash. This is so, oh. I know what mink looks
like by just looking at it because mink is more realistic and mink is obviously more expensive. But this one is more synthetic looking. This one is more hair-like, and
this one is more synthetic-y because it's a little too perfect almost. This one's more expensive, right? (bell dinging) Girl, I know, I just know. You should take out the
part where I said it's mink because bitches will come for me. (swing music) Oh my God. Does size really matter when
it comes to these things? We will find out. I'm gonna put one on
each side of my cheeks. I don't wanna cross contaminate. (smacking lips) Okay. I think this one is definitely more tasty and just the fact that the shaft, I feel like that's a
safe word to use, right? The shaft? The stick? The thing holding the thingy. The shaft in here is quality. This one's a little more flimsy
than the other, I will say. As you can see, there's more
movement when you move it. This tastes better but it
tastes more artificially. This one however tastes
like it just came down from the blueberry tree. I feel like, I would
just go with this one. Honestly, bigger, better,
the shaft is colored. It gives me the full fantasy. Is it this one? Is this more expensive? (bell dinging) Period. Don't say nothing to me, bitch. I know my shafts. (swing music) Girl, I just know by just... (necklaces rattling) You hear this? (necklaces rattling) It speaks volume, bitch. Even though this one is
bigger, it's so rustic looking. It's so light, it's almost plastic. She has more thought in her,
she has more weight in her, she's actually metal. I don't know if this one is plastic. Actually, this goes well with my outfit. I feel like it's really cute. (beep) Like (beep) as in I can't take this off. Oh there. What if they're the same
price but one was on sale? I feel like this one is more on sale, 'cause who the (beep)
would wear this besides me? (beep) it, honestly I
already started off rough. I'll just go with this one. Is this more expensive? (bell dinging) (screaming) (swing music) In the palms of my hands, I have these two girls stand before me and these are Aloha shirts. Most people call them Hawaiian shirts, they're not Hawaiian shirts. Hawaiian shirts are not these. They're Aloha shirts. Get it right. Anyways, regardless, these
are Hawaii -- Aloha shirts. These are what they look like. The material in this
one is a little thicker. Oh my God, these match my outfit. She's giving me Goodwill energy and she's giving me Reyn Spooner energy. (stretching shirt) Crispy. (stretching shirt) What is that, flimsy, bitch? Like what is that? Oh my God, I don't want to get my last one and my first one wrong, what the (beep)? I need to end on a good note. This one has extra buttons, bitch. This one has two extra buttons. Does that mean more expensive? I don't know. But my shirt is expensive
and only has one button. Oh my God, oh my God. You know what? I'll just go with this
one, like (beep) it, you know what I mean? Wait. (bell dinging) It's this one? Bitch, y'all really thought you had me. Y'all really thought you had me, bitch. Okay, can we retake the first one and pretend like I got it right? Oh my God, that was the
funnest thing I've ever done. Thank you guys for having me here. I didn't know I actually
was gonna do good. I know I started off rough. Just followed my instinct,
but also using my logic at the same time, and it paid off after. Only if the water wasn't chilled
but whatever, I'm over it. Thank you guys so much
for watching this video. Don't forget to subscribe to Cosmo and don't forget to check
out my newest collab with Wet and Wild called Jungle Rock. Make sure you guys visit your nearest Ulta or wetandwild.com to
purchase these products. Yeah, thank you guys so much for watching. I will see you next time. (blowing kiss) Bye I guess. Can I go?
