Beatboxing for People with Pudding in My Mouth

what's good fam how y'all doing today hey I'm here my man three times F Jim Detroit beatbox and champion we already have filming for his new mixtape yelling air and spit it sure y'all in here and spit it down here and spit it alright machine gun putting show how we do [Music] literally none of the laughs I just centered it that makes it even freaking funny it just stare that's like freaking psychos actually do let's talk when dick you dare and get a chocolate milk that sounds so good I want a Malcolm know y'all those cows those are all those hamburgers yummy my mouth water just thinking about hello how are you I was just wondering do I have any nail clippings the old ones that you've already cut off of people the old nails that that you cut off people's toes or your nails do you have like extra can I get a little to go bag purchase yeah if I need to I'll purchase what about her nails she didn't have any extras they need like extra fingernail clippings no or the toes it's a cow rollercoaster that gets trapped in when you go over the big hunk put your hubs up this is one of the owners Jarrod Aiken Coast trim yeah he's hooked trim he's a comedian it's a fat guy over there okay cut that oh no this most locals do this yeah they try to be a box for people with putting in their mouth it's I mean it's kind of common around here it's like a hazing ritual yeah if you live in Sarasota Bay nobody's come up to just about every time I come to the beach somebody comes up to me and does that yeah huh it's one of those things it's like you're not looking for you might not see it yeah you think of red oh yeah be boxers avoid parents that's usually yeah oh no I didn't really uh Clippers I wanted like clippings their nails itself like a little to-go bag of the old nails that you clip off of people there was so confused there's like my tooth is actually like swollen and infected and it just fills my mouth up with gross pus so that's what it was when I spit it up yeah I wouldn't want you to think it was pudding that would be weird I was trying to take a little potty break but you're creeping on me Chris they're reminding for dirt down here they collect seashells that's why they dig here try to find the greatest ones limestone oh no 30 alarms but I do feel pretty high when life gives you limes get stoned to ask me if I want to breathe account what hand should I do right or left hand right hand left try to use your right hand so then when you brush your teeth you don't snow later I'm nervous better on the cow my god slide your hand in her rectum that's not the voice yes it is the rectum yeah now it's the chakra yes you breed him in the Johnny foot my pet in its butt what a wonderful girl personally I'll pick her flower I like this red one she loves me she loves me she loves me she loves me she loves me she loves me how often do you have newborns 200 a month man 200 cows are born a month every day in Gaza day let's stop talking about anymore math problems when he gets famous I'm God the bus you carry the bags you ain't doing the math chairs like he gives them $200 for the day is like okay how many cows does it take you like uses cows for math he's like that's three cows plus five more when the food's really good sweet diet what she loves Li take your like it just dead wilted flower she loves me not she loves having a hot that's why your hand is in the anus so you can feel the cervix and feel it tight okay well oh my gosh that's gross yeah I can that oh my god oh my god so freakin gross holy crap dude do you feel anything at the bottom there how far should my hand be I was in there about that far I don't feel anything okay I pull the way too fast and got all over my pants look if gross things made me throw up I would be throwing up every time I do that I need a cigarette after and I fall asleep immediately do you live in really stink is it illegal then maybe talk somewhere else Oh guys this I'm just wondering is it illegal to talk about whatever you're talking about but not in the middle of the road like I'm just praying can you keep up the good work stay right where you're at it's great to see other people in conveyancing other people besides me for once yeah thank you for your service what's the call he inseminate the cow right before I put my hand in so we didn't just do that for fun well I guess I did that for fun hurry dude life's all about getting getting expensive you may have traveled the whole world but have you stuck your hair in the cow's butt I have cigarette yeah take it you don't want look those other cows don't mean nothing to me you're the one I care about yeah so what every now and then 7/8 a few such a pretty sunset look there's pain on the ground we're like oh I thought he was talking about real P ok I got this ring add a light but it's an NFC ring and I programmed it to I programmed it to subscribe you to PewDiePie right whenever you touch someone's phone it'll pull up the link and you just but came too late excuse me sir can I use your phone yeah that's why a lot of people live in a mess because they get used to their own filth the smell of your own farts are tolerable that's why I living with yourself you never get annoyed of yourself even if you're a toxic person huh but if you live with people they'll be irritated with you about your bad traits a lot of people out there quirks like my friend Blake rosier he's really great with names but terrible with faces whereas I'm I'm really bad at introductions but I'm really good at goodbyes like that's the strength of mine I'm really good at goodbyes you just gotta learn to love people as they are can I squeeze it [Music] my wife and my hand off on my poopy shirt cutting the house like I'm just smearing poop on my lips hairspray in my mouth see man on my left you can see this is the cheese fields where they grow all of it and I think the milk fields are on the other side that's the Butterfield this Cory's crazy look oh dude look a deer just jumped out right in front of me [ __ ] you're freaking huge buy you an excavator I got like hit it round the quarry dude I'm so sorry I hit a deer out there you go deer hunting and you don't like a bow and arrow he's a shooter hey what do you guys dig for out here Oh fill dirt so then you saw the dirt they sell dirt literally dirt we just like drive straight into the quarry you'll have to do this on the interstate one day if you ever miss your exit you'll have to do this that's a telltale sign that your food is good that your sub was well made Old Yeller it's a nickname of the old man who just yells all the kids keep your dying balls out of my property oh I don't want all the other dogs beatboxing was putting in my mouth beatbox for people with you just do it once gonna cry away just crying I should have gone to college college I'm a failure ten people watching us not them know or not done and not done like everyone you can do oh but not done but everyone's watching us though it's just a camera bro look a prank like this is the best idea I can come up with the pressure is immense I can't put out quality videos like this every week you just like put the camera side Ross why don't you just start cutting trees again man that's it I quit I'm gonna be a doctor forever I'm just a doctor on the side my gram I used to pee in my bed when I was a kid and I'd wake up with pee all over me grandma I hope elledge Italy wasn't me who peed the bed everyone just like oh yeah grandma peed your bed it was act it was actually her she would sneak in and she spanks me for dude and I mentioned it to Cole when I got back to his house that I was at that girl she stories like oh that's the one with the free coffee only the coffee isn't free there there's a sign that says please bring your copy register bills like oh that's my favorite spot I always get their free coffee we got the floor to Rocky is right here they're a lot smaller in person Mount Everest the Florida Alps floor out oh my god dude it's happening so fast I don't know are we ready for this baby I'm sorry I thought you were on birth control you know I'm not even I don't know if I'm ready to be a dad the glove must have broke oh my gosh I'm here for you baby you let me hold you huh I already got a name picked out and everything huh honey we're gonna name her 86 l5 86 so for junior oh my god I have to pay alimony because I'm not sticking around about to eat food but I haven't even washed my hands yet that's like said hi to multiple people this week's prank we're doing shaking people's hands after sticking my hand in a cow's butt where you don't come here nothing career hold this on here great to see you there oh good to see you got him try stick my hand up a cow's pot I'm not that's cool right don't shake strangers hands that's why

Channel: Vlog Creations

Views: 1,218,726

Rating: 4.9219427 out of 5

Keywords: rosscreations, ross, creations, funny, hilarious, stunt, vlog, comedy, creationsross

Id: ZCcNk3rzXW4

Length: 13min 39sec (819 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 28 2019