Battlefield Friends Ep 13 Colonel 100

Battlefield Friends - Colonel 100 Hey guys! Oh hey. Look I'm in a Mav Yeah, yes you are. Congrats - They kick ass don't they? They do the job. Yeah So I saw your squad was full, I was going to join your squad Yeah, it's too bad I know - Yall want to make a new squad or . . . No no we don't want to, next time - Ok, ok yeah How is your fourth guy is he good or, yeah not really Ha Ha, he's a level 100 colonel OK so that's pretty good yea - yeah ha, ha I bet he has a Mav - Does he? Is he a Mav guy too? Uh no. I doubt it. - OK yeah my squad uh we all fly Mavs What? - Yeah were called the MAV Squad - That sounds.. Yeah like four Mavs coming at ya it's insane. Hey, you should probably get back to the Mav Squad You're right yea.- So we'll catch ya soon - Yeah they need you get back there OK, Alright ready. Wastin you time over here. - Alright, Break! Break? Ha Ha Mav squad How you doing sir? - Ah doing good man, kill number 50 Uh we just started the game. - Yeah how about you guys? I just got out of the load out screen. - Yeah - Just a quick question sir How does one get to where you're at? Prioritze - Prioritze like what like what? You guys have jobs? - Yeah, I mean - yeah Both wrong answers. Lose the jobs. Number two sex. You guys having some? Well yeah, I mean - WRONG ANSWER! Sex equals minus kills. No sex plus kills I never looked at it that way - Yeah, you should How much sex do you have - NONE! Battlefield is my pussy. You got a shit bucket? I'm sorry? - You got a shit bucket? I don't. I'm not sure I follow You go to the bathroom you're not playing Battlfield. You're shitting in a bucket youre playing Battlefield I can't believe we didn't think of that - Here's one spotted one There's one - STOP IT! - Spotted one - STOP IT - Here's one, spotted one So you have a pile of shit under you right now? YES! Man the fuck up guys - Whoa, who killed this guy? - I Did Hey check out this kit this guys had, ha ha. Oh Wow this is a M 26 Dart! No, don't do it! - This is like the god gun right now! this is.. Soldier, there's no honor in killing a man with a glitched gun Yesterday I took down an attack chopper, with a knife I stop, stop looking at it you're not going to take it away from me Don't fucking do this again man - I'm NOT! - you lose your shit whenever you get a bad ass weapon You're losing your shit right now - We need our squad OK. I'm already a medic we need you as an engineer - It's all about the team. Theres vehicles everywhere Well now weve got two medics and just one of us is more bad ass than the other Guys were wasting time. I'm out of here Were right behind you Sir - You guys are honestly slowing me down So you just want to go rogue - As a matter of fact I do want to go rogue! Alright, so why don't you guys just leave! Try to do something fucking useful for once! If you are going to be this way. Fuck you. You're on your own dick head You know what I don't need you guys! I dont need you guys and I've never needed you guys Because I've got an M 26 Dart. And the M 26 Dart! - Spotted one! Theres one! Spotted one! There's one! Spotted one!

Channel: Hank & Jed

Views: 2,381,053

Rating: 4.9598422 out of 5

Keywords: TAGS:, Battlefield, Hank, and, Jed, EA, Games, DICE, Hankandjed, Back, to, Karkand, Caspian, Border, damavand, peak, Metro, conquest, rush, death, match, BFFs, UPC:014633195934, maps, HJBFFs, yt:quality=high, First, Flight, Colonel, 100, MAV, Squad, M26, dart, shit, bucket, BF3, Kharg, Island, close, quarters, Season, Coming

Id: t1GPMO1Bp6k

Length: 3min 28sec (208 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 19 2012

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