>> ALL ACROSS AMERICA, PEOPLE
HAVE FOUND A WAY TO GET WHAT
THEY WANT WITHOUT SPENDING A
DIME. >> BECAUSE IN THIS ECONOMY,
BARTERING IS ON THE RISE,
BECOMING A $12-BILLION INDUSTRY.
>> WELL, WE HAVE ALL OUR CARDS ON THE TABLE.
SO WE HAVE A DEAL?
>> WE TRADE FOR A LIVING.
WE START WITH SOMETHING SMALL AND TRADE UP TO SOMETHING
AMAZING.
BAH-BAM!
>> CLOSING THE DEAL TAKES SKILL AND STRATEGY, BUT NOT EVERY
TRADE GOES DOWN LIKE WE PLANNED.
UGH.
I DON'T WANNA DO THIS. BUT TOGETHER, WE ALWAYS COME
OUT ON TOP.
>> WE ARE THE BARTER KINGS.
>> I THINK IT'S A GOOD DEAL FOR BOTH OF US, NO?
>> I'LL TAKE THAT, I'LL DO THAT.
YEAH, THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
>> ALL RIGHT, MAN. >> ALL RIGHT.
>> THERE YOU GO, BROTHER.
>> THANK YOU, BROTHER.
>> I'LL SEE YOU AGAIN SOON, ALL RIGHT?
>> DID YOU JUST REALLY TRADE FOR
A UNICYCLE?
WHO RIDES A UNICYCLE NOWADAYS? >> I'LL SHOW YOU WHO RIDES A
UNICYCLE.
MOVE OVER, DIAMOND DAVE.
>> COME ON. >> DUDE, HERE WE GO.
>> [laughs]
DANG, DUDE.
WHERE'D YOU LEARN THAT? IN THE CIRCUS?
>> COME ON, MAN.
>> WHO RIDES A UNICYCLE?
WHO KNOWS HOW TO DO THAT? >> I COULD DO WORK IN THIS
THING, LOOK.
SIR, MAY I HELP YOU?
>> [laughs] >> YOU WANNA MAKE A TRADE?
WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
>> I GOTTA SAY, THAT'S PRETTY
GOOD, MAN. >> I CAN GO ON THE ROAD WITH
THIS THING.
I GOT A LOT OF TALENTS PEOPLE
DON'T KNOW ABOUT, MAN. >> WHERE DID YOU LEARN HOW TO DO
THAT?
>> MY AUNT GOT ME ONE FOR
CHRISTMAS. I WAS TEN YEARS OLD.
AN IDENTICAL UNICYCLE TO THIS
ONE.
THIS MIGHT BE IT. >> HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU TO
LEARN?
>> A DAY.
>> A DAY? >> WELL, A DAY TO BE ABLE TO--A
DAY TO BE ABLE TO BALANCE.
BUT TO BE ABLE TO--TO DO ALL
THE OTHER...[whimpers] STUFF, IT TOOK ME, LIKE, A WEEK.
[phone rings]
UH, IS THAT MY PHONE?
HEY--UGH. HEY, KENDALL.
>> HEY, I AM ON THE SIDE OF THE
ROAD RIGHT NOW.
MY CAR BROKE DOWN, OF COURSE. >> AGAIN?
>> THIRD TIME THIS MONTH.
I KNOW I'M ON THE WAY TO A
TRADE, BUT WHAT AM I GONNA DO? >> KENDALL AND HER UNRELIABLE
CAR ARE STARTING TO AFFECT OUR
BUSINESS.
>> I'M SO OVER THIS. >> ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEND DIAMOND
DAVE OVER THERE.
>> OKAY.
THANK YOU. >> WHAT'S WRONG?
>> KENDALL BROKE DOWN AGAIN.
WILL YOU GO GET HER?
>> YEAH, I'LL GO GET HER. >> OH, MAN.
>> THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS.
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD
DO, MAN? SHE CAN'T KEEP DOING THAT.
I MEAN, SHE COULD BE COSTING US
TRADES--WHY DON'T WE DO
SOMETHING FOR HER? >> WHY DON'T WE TRADE UP FOR A
CAR FOR HER?
SHE IS RELIABLE, AND SHE IS A
GOOD EMPLOYEE. >> I DON'T WANNA PAY FOR IT.
>> WELL, WE'RE DEFINITELY NOT
GONNA PAY FOR IT.
I THINK IT WOULD BE COOL IF WE JUST DID SOMETHING FOR HER.
LET'S SURPRISE HER WITH IT.
>> LET'S DO IT.
>> ALL RIGHT. YOU KNOW, GETTING A CAR FOR
KENDALL WILL BE GOOD FOR HER,
AND IT WILL BE GOOD FOR OUR
BUSINESS. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK?
WHAT KIND OF CAR?
>> SOMETHING RELIABLE, SOMETHING
COOL, SOMETHING THAT FITS HER PERSONALITY.
>> SOMETHING WITH TATTOOS?
[both laugh]
>> DEFINITELY. >> IT DOES HAVE TO BE UNIQUE,
AND IT HAS TO FIT HER, BUT IT
ALSO HAS TO BE FOR BUSINESS,
MAN, IT HAS TO HAVE CARGO SPACE. SHE CAN'T BE PULLING SOMETHING
OUT OF THE BACKSEAT AND
STRUGGLING WITH IT.
I MEAN, IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD. >> ALL RIGHT, THAT SOUNDS GOOD
TO ME.
I GOT A BUNCH OF CONTACTS ON
VEHICLES, SO... >> YOU THINK YOU GOT CONTACTS
WITH CARS, MAN?
I KNOW EVERYBODY IN THE
BUSINESS, SO I'LL FIND SOMEBODY THAT WANTS TO DO THIS.
>> LET'S DO IT, MAN.
>> ALL RIGHT, COOL, MAN.
I'M GONNA RIDE THE UNICYCLE FOR A LITTLE BIT.
YOU HAVE SOME FUN, ALL RIGHT?
>> YEAH.
>> [mimics engine revving] >> WHAT ARE THE ODDS ON THAT?
>> OH, [bleep]! >> IF WE'RE GONNA GET KENDALL
SOME NEW WHEELS, WE'RE GONNA
HAVE TO TRADE UP QUICKLY.
>> WE'RE GONNA START WITH A WOMAN WHO WANTS THAT UNICYCLE,
AND SHE WANTS TO TRADE US A BIG,
STUFFED FISH.
>> SOUNDS FISHY. >> I'M DARCI.
>> I'M ANTONIO.
>> HI, ANTONIO.
NICE TO MEET YOU. >> HI, I'M STEVE.
>> HI, STEVE, NICE TO MEET YOU.
SO YOU'RE HERE FOR THE FISH?
>> WE ARE. >> YEAH.
>> MY SON HAS BEEN LOOKING AT
THIS UNICYCLE ON CRAIGSLIST, AND
HE REALLY WANTS IT. AND I WANNA GET RID OF THIS
FISH, SO I WANT TO SEE IF THESE
GUYS'LL MAKE A TRADE.
IT'S IN THE GARAGE, SO IF YOU GUYS WANNA MEET ME OUT ON THE
SIDE, I'LL BE RIGHT OUT.
>> both: OKAY.
>> OKAY. >> WHERE'S THE SIDE AT?
>> WAS THAT A GLASS OF WINE?
>> THAT WAS A GLASS OF WINE.
[chuckles] >> WHAT TIME IS IT?
>> 11:00.
11:00.
>> WINE AT 11:00 IN THE MORNING. >> OKAY.
>> OH, NO.
>> WHOA.
>> RIGHT HERE, GUYS. >> THAT'S THE FISH, HUH?
>> THIS IS A 6-FOOT SAILFISH.
>> THAT IS A FISH.
>> HOT IN MAZATLAN. WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE GONNA
WANT A GIANT SAILFISH?
>> ULTIMATELY SOMEBODY--FOR A MAN CAVE OR A BAR--SOMEBODY IS
GONNA WANT THIS THING.
ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S UP FOR
TRADE BECAUSE THAT INTRIGUES PEOPLE.
>> DID YOU CATCH IT?
>> MY EX CAUGHT THE DANG THING.
>> UH-OH. >> AND I'M SICK OF IT.
I WANT IT OUT OF MY LIFE.
YOU KNOW, THE JERK LEFT ME FOR
A-A MODEL AND, YOU KNOW, GAVE MY LIFE TO THE SON OF A GUN.
>> DOES YOUR HUSBAND KNOW YOU'RE
GETTING RID OF THIS FISH?
>> I REALLY DON'T KNOW, AND I REALLY DON'T CARE.
I'VE ALREADY TOLD HIM TO GET RID
OF IT.
HE'S OFF HAVING A GOOD TIME WITH HIS YOUNGER GIRLFRIEND.
I'VE TOLD HIM BEFORE TO GET ALL
OF HIS CRAP OUT OF HERE, AND
HE'S NOT DOING IT, SO PISS ON HIM.
LOOK AT THAT FLIPPING EYE RIGHT
THERE.
IT REMINDS ME OF HIS BEADY EYES. >> NEXT STOP, BITTER TOWN.
>> I THINK THIS IS AROUND $500.
>> LET ME GRAB THE UNICYCLE,
DARCI. I'LL--WE'LL GET THROUGH THIS...
>> THANK YOU. THANKS.
>> RATHER QUICKLY, I GUESS.
I HAVE A GREAT SALES PITCH ON UNICYCLES...
>> OKAY.
>> AND I KNOW A LOT ABOUT 'EM.
HERE IT IS! >> WHO'S IT MADE BY?
>> IT'S MADE BY SCHWINN.
>> OKAY.
>> YEAH, THE TIRE'S PRETTY NEW ON IT, THE SEAT'S STURDY, ALL
THE BOLTS ARE THERE.
>> IT'S A GOOD ONE, SCHWINN IS.
>> SO HOW MUCH IS THIS UNICYCLE WORTH?
>> REAL MONEY, $100.
>> OKAY, WELL, LET ME GIVE HIM A
HOLLER. I'LL TAKE A PICTURE OF IT AND
SEND IT TO HIM REAL QUICK AND
SEE WHAT MY SON THINKS.
>> OKAY. >> PERFECT.
LET ME GO OUT HERE AND GIVE HIM
A HOLLER.
>> SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? I DEFINITELY THINK IT'S WORTH
MORE THAN THE UNICYCLE.
BUT DO YOU THINK IT'S WORTH
500 BUCKS? >> IT'S GOTTA BE DANG CLOSE.
>> WOULD YOUR WIFE LET YOU HANG
IT ON YOUR WALL?
>> DID YOU SEE IT? LET ME KNOW.
>> HERE'S THE OTHER THING.
IF YOU SAY NO, DARCI'S GONNA
CRACK A BOTTLE OF WINE OVER YOUR HEAD.
>> OR THROW THE GLASS OF WINE IN
YOUR FACE, RIGHT?
>> [sighs] >> WHAT'S THE GOOD WORD?
>> OKAY, I'M READY.
HE LIKES IT, AND, UH, I'M READY
TO MAKE A DEAL. WHAT DO YOU GUYS SAY?
>> GIVE US A HANDSHAKE.
YOU GOT A DEAL.
>> WHOO! >> WE JUST TRADED A $100
UNICYCLE FOR A $500 SAILFISH.
>> AND WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO GET
NEW WHEELS FOR KENDALL. >> I'M SO HAPPY.
YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW WHAT
THIS MEANS, MAN.
YOU'LL BE IN MY THOUGHTS. >> YOU WON'T HAVE TO LOOK AT
THIS ANYMORE.
>> I'VE NEVER CARRIED A STUFFED
FISH BEFORE. HOW HEAVY IS THIS?
>> I LOVE THE UNICYCLE.
MY SON IS GONNA BE SO HAPPY, AND
I'M JUST SO HAPPY TO GET RID OF THIS DAMN FISH.
'CAUSE, MAN, IT'S GONNA JUST
PISS MY EX-HUSBAND OFF.
HAVE FUN. >> [laughs]
WE COULDN'T CATCH ONE IN
SILVERWOOD, WE COULDN'T CATCH
ONE IN UTAH. >> WE CAUGHT ONE IN HESPERIA.
>> LOOKS LIKE WE CAUGHT ONE IN
HESPERIA. >> WE'RE HEADED TO A CAR LOT TO
SEE IF WE CAN FIND A CAR
FOR KENDALL.
IT'S A NEW AND USED CAR LOT, AND THEY GOT EVERYTHING, MAN.
EVERYTHING.
I WAS IN THE CAR BUSINESS FOR A
LONG TIME, AND I KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT HAVE CAR LOTS.
THE PROBLEM IS TALKING THEM INTO
DOING A STRAIGHT UP TRADE.
LUCKILY, I KNOW A GUY NAMED TOMMY MACK, AND HE MIGHT BE
INTERESTED IN DOING A TRADE.
>> THAT SOUNDS LIKE
A USED CAR MAN. >> [laughs]
>> TOMMY MACK.
>> TOMMY MACK.
>> TOMMY MACK. >> IF THERE'S ONE GUY THAT'S
GONNA HELP US GET THIS CAR FOR
KENDALL, IT'S HIM.
FOR SURE. >> TOMMY MACK'S GOT YOUR BACK.
>> TOMMY MACK, WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> I'M DOING GOOD, BRO.
NICE TO SEE YOU, MAN. >> NICE TO SEE YOU.
>> THIS IS ANTONIO.
>> ANTONIO, NICE TO MEET YOU.
TOMMY MACK. ME AND STEVE GO WAY BACK.
WHEN HE CALLED ME ON THE PHONE
LOOKING FOR A CAR, I TOLD HIM TO
COME ON DOWN AND SEE WHAT I COULD DO FOR HIM.
>> TOMMY MACK, YOU DON'T MIND
IF WE LOOK AROUND A LITTLE BIT
ON OUR OWN? >> HELP YOURSELF.
I GOT 10 ACRES OF CARS HERE.
WHATEVER YOU WANT, I'VE GOT
HERE. >> AT LEAST TOMMY MACK IS OPEN
TO THE IDEA OF TRADING.
THAT'S HALF THE BATTLE.
CAN YOU SEE KENDALL DRIVING SOMETHING LIKE THIS?
>> WELL, YEAH AND NO.
BUT WE--WE GOTTA GET SOMETHING
FOR THE BUSINESS TOO. >> YEAH, HOW ABOUT A MINIVAN?
>> WELL, SHE HAS NO KIDS PLAYING
SOCCER, AND SHE'S NOT A MOM.
I'M THINKING NO ON THE MINIVAN. I THINK SHE'D HATE IT, TO BE
HONEST WITH YOU.
WHAT ABOUT THAT RIGHT THERE?
>> SHE'D LOVE THAT, RIGHT? >> IF SHE BREAKS DOWN, SHE COULD
PROBABLY GET HELP IN THAT.
>> OH, YEAH.
>> THIS IS HARDER THAN I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE.
>> HERE WE GO.
>> THAT'S PERFECT.
THAT SAYS, "I MEAN BUSINESS." >> AND IT SAYS, "I AM KENDALL."
I MEAN, SHE COULD PUT THINGS IN
THE BACK, SHE COULD TAKE THE TOP
OFF IF SHE WANTS. SHE'D LOVE A JEEP.
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET TOMMY
MACK OVER HERE, MAN.
LET'S SEE IF WE CAN DO THIS ONE. >> LET'S SEE WHAT HE SAYS.
>> TOMMY MACK.
>> WHAT YOU GOT, BROTHER?
>> LET'S MAKE A TRADE ON THIS THING.
>> WELL, THIS IS A $30,000 CAR.
THAT'S AFTER YOUR--YOU KNOW,
YOUR GOOD GUY PRICE, BUT I DON'T THINK YOU WOULD HAVE ANYTHING
YOU CAN TRADE FOR 30 GRAND.
>> YEAH, BUT YOU CAN MAKE
ANYTHING HAPPEN, RIGHT? >> I GOT SEVERAL OTHER VEHICLES,
BUT AS FAR AS 30 GRAND FOR THIS?
>> SO WE'RE LOOKING UP HERE, AND
YOU'RE LOOKING DOWN HERE? >> YEAH.
I TOLD YOU I WAS WILLING TO
TRADE, BUT THIS CAR, ABSOLUTELY
NOT. >> [sighs] >> LET'S MAKE A TRADE ON THIS
THING, MAN.
>> THIS IS A $30,000 CAR.
AS FAR AS THE TRADING THING, NUH-UH, IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN,
BRO.
NO WAY I'M GONNA TRADE FOR THIS.
>> SO IT TURNS OUT THE GUYS THAT DO WANNA TRADE DON'T WANNA TRADE
FOR A $30,000 CAR.
SO WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO SET OUR
SIGHTS A LITTLE BIT LOWER. I MEAN, ALL THIS IS NEW STUFF.
THERE'S TRUCKS WITHOUT BEDS.
>> EXPENSIVE STUFF, MAN.
THAT'S GONNA BE WAY TOO EXPENSIVE.
>> [sighs]
THIS IS HARDER THAN I THOUGHT IT
WAS GONNA BE, MAN. >> YEAH, IT IS.
WHAT ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THIS?
>> THAT IS COOL, BUT THERE'S NOT
MUCH STORAGE BACK HERE. >> YEAH, THAT'S TRUE.
ALL RIGHT, WE GOTTA GET REAL.
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
WE'RE SPENDING HALF OUR DAY LOOKING AT CARS.
MAN.
>> I'M KINDA BUMMED OUT, MAN.
ALL THESE CARS, 10 ACRES, CAN'T FIND ONE SINGLE THING, MAN.
>> WAIT A MINUTE.
CHECK THIS OUT.
THIS THING IS AWESOME-LOOKING. >> IT'S A CLASSIC CAR.
>> IT LOOKS PRETTY CLEAN INSIDE.
>> THIS THING LOOKS GREAT, MAN.
>> WOW. >> ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M
THINKING?
>> YEAH.
THIS COULD BE PERFECT FOR KENDALL.
>> TOMMY!
>> GUYS.
>> QUESTION: WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THIS CAR?
>> JUST HAD A TRADE-IN THREE
DAYS AGO.
1967 EL CAMINO. IT'S GOT A SMALL BLOCK 350 IN
IT.
SS HOOD.
>> WHAT ARE YOU GONNA LIST THIS FOR, TOMMY?
>> YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA PROBABLY
LIST IT RIGHT AROUND $9,000.
>> WOW. >> WHAT WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO
TRADE FOR?
>> WHEN YOU CALLED ME, I HAD A
SCISSOR LIFT THAT JUST BROKE DOWN, AND I HAVE TO CHANGE ALL
THESE BANNERS AND BULBS, AND
THERE'S A LOT.
I'D BE WILLING TO TRADE FOR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
>> IS THAT WHY YOU ENTERTAINED
THIS WHOLE THING?
>> ABSOLUTELY. >> YOU HAD THAT IN THE BACK OF
YOUR MIND, DIDN'T YOU?
>> ABSOLUTELY.
>> SALES GUYS ARE ALWAYS THINKING, ANTONIO.
>> SO YOU'RE SAYING IF WE CAME
WITH THE RIGHT SCISSOR LIFT, YOU
MIGHT TRADE US THIS CAR? >> ABSOLUTELY.
>> 18-FOOT? 20-FOOTER?
>> 19-FOOT.
>> 19-FOOT? >> MM-HMM.
>> CAN YOU HOLD THIS THING?
>> UH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
SOMEBODY HAS A POCKET FULL OF CASH, IT'S A CLASSIC CAR, IT'S
NOT GONNA STAY AROUND LONG.
>> WE KNOW THIS IS THE RIGHT CAR
FOR KENDALL, AND WE KNOW TOMMY MACK IS WILLING TO TRADE.
BUT WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO MOVE
FAST BEFORE THIS CAR GETS SOLD.
WE'LL FIGURE THIS OUT QUICK, MAN.
>> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, IT BETTER
BE QUICK.
THIS THING'S NOT GONNA LAST VERY LONG, STEVE. >> WE NEED TO TALK TO YOU,
KENDALL.
>> WHAT?
>> COMING UP ON ONE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY YOU'VE BEEN HERE,
RIGHT?
WE'VE BEEN NEEDING YOUR HELP
MORE AND MORE, SO WE'RE GONNA TRADE UP FOR A NEW CAR FOR YOU.
>> WHAT?
SERIOUSLY?
>> DON'T GET TOO EXCITED. IT'S NOT A NEW, NEW CAR.
>> I DON'T CARE.
ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN THAT.
>> YEAH, WE DO HAVE OUR EYE ON SOMETHING.
>> OKAY.
>> SOMETHING SPECIAL, SOMETHING
UNIQUE THAT SAYS, "KENDALL, KENDALL, KENDALL."
>> [laughs]
>> BUT IT IS FUNCTIONAL FOR
WORK. >> IS IT GONNA BE A SURPRISE?
YOU GUYS AREN'T GONNA TELL ME?
>> YEAH, IT'S GONNA BE A
SURPRISE. >> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
>> OKAY, WELL, YOU GOTTA AGREE
TO SOMETHING.
>> WHAT? >> YOU GOTTA AGREE TO GO TO
DRIVING SCHOOL.
OUR DRIVING SCHOOL.
ANTONIO AND STEVE'S DRIVING SCHOOL.
>> YEAH, BECAUSE I CAN'T DRIVE.
>> YOU CAN'T.
WE KNOW THAT. >> [laughs]
[tires screech and horn beeps]
[horn beeps]
>> [laughs] AAH!
CAN I GET OVER HERE?
ANOTHER RED LIGHT.
OH, MY GOD. >> YOU NEED TO BE ABLE TO DRIVE
THE FORKLIFT, OUR CARS.
>> WE'RE GETTING BUSY, AND WE
REALLY NEED YOU TO DO ALL KINDS OF DRIVING.
>> I'M REALLY NOT GONNA BE ABLE
TO DRIVE A FORKLIFT.
SO I'LL LEARN. >> WE'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO DRIVE
THE FORKLIFT.
>> OKAY, COOL. I'M DOWN.
I DON'T KNOW HOW WELL IT'S GONNA GO.
HAVING TO GO TO STEVE AND
ANTONIO'S DRIVING SCHOOL IS
MAKING ME A LITTLE NERVOUS. I CAN'T PROMISE YOU I'M GONNA
ACTUALLY LEARN ANYTHING, BUT--
>> WHEN YOU'RE GONNA GO TO STEVE
AND ANTONIO'S SCHOOL OF DRIVING EXCELLENCE, YOU'RE GONNA LEARN
SOMETHING, TRUST ME.
>> SCHOOL OF DRIVING EXCELLENCE?
>> YOU WILL DEFINITELY LEARN SOMETHING.
>> WE'RE GONNA GIVE YOU THE
CRASH COURSE.
>> LITERALLY. >> LITERALLY.
>> REMEMBER, AROUND HERE, IT'S
OUR WAY OR THE HIGHWAY.
REMEMBER THAT. >> GET TO WORK.
>> THANKS, GUYS. >> TURKEY SANDWICH?
>> AWESOME, THANKS, DUDE.
>> AW, YEAH, I'M HUNGRY.
>> AW, YEAH. >> HOAGIES.
>> NICE.
>> BISCUIT AND GRAVY.
>> MAN, THAT'S A MOUNTAIN OF GRAVY, DUDE.
>> MMM.
TODAY'S MY CHEAT DAY.
>> CHEAT DAY? IS THAT WHAT IT IS?
>> I EAT GOOD ALL WEEK.
TODAY I CHEAT.
>> ARE YOU SERIOUS? >> I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE TRADING
UP FOR A CAR.
HOW LUCKY IS SHE?
LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?
>> '66 MUSTANG.
>> YOU HAD A MUSCLE CAR FOR YOUR
FIRST CAR? >> AND WE BOUGHT IT RIGHT OUT OF
A GUY'S GARAGE FOR $2,000.
WHAT WAS THE BEST CAR YOU HAD
BEFORE YOU WERE 20? >> THE TRUCK--DATSUN MINI
TRUCK.
>> THAT IS SO SAD.
>> IT WAS TURQUOISE BLUE. >> THAT IS SO SAD.
>> OH, YEAH, MAN.
>> TURQUOISE BLUE.
>> I WAS IN A--IN A LITTLE TRUCK CLUB.
AW, YEAH, WITH A MULLET.
YEAH.
YOU KNOW IT, RIGHT? >> YOU BARELY MADE A DENT IN
THAT THING, MAN.
WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE, DUDE.
> LEAVE? COME ON. I'M NOT EVEN DONE.
>> YEAH, WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE
STOPPED TALKING AND ATE A
LITTLE BIT MORE, MAN. >> MAN, COME ON.
>> COME ON, WE GOTTA GO.
>> TAKING MY HOAGIE TO GO.
>> ALL RIGHT, MAN. WE GOT A HIT FROM SOMEBODY
INTERESTED IN OUR BIG SAILFISH.
IT'S A WOMAN WHO WANTS TO TRADE
A WINE FRIDGE. >> BOY, IT'S PRETTY OUT HERE,
MAN.
HI, HOW ARE YOU?
>> HI. >> I'M ANTONIO, ARE YOU LIBBY?
>> ANTONIO, HI, I'M LIBBY.
>> LIBBY.
>> STEVE. >> I'D BE STEVE.
>> HI.
WHEN I SAW THE PICTURE OF THAT
FISH, I KNEW IT WAS THE PERFECT GIFT FOR MY HUSBAND.
I DON'T NEED THE WINE FRIDGE
ANYMORE, AND I'M REALLY LOOKING
TO TRADE IT FOR SOMETHING TO BE ABLE TO GIVE TO MY HUSBAND.
SO I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT
SEEING THIS FISH.
>> THE FISH IS RIGHT BACK HERE. >> OKAY, GOOD.
[gasps]
OH, WOW.
WOW, HE'S EVEN BETTER-LOOKING THAN I THOUGHT.
IT'S ACTUALLY A LOT BIGGER
THAN IT LOOKED IN THE PICTURE.
THIS IS JUST FABULOUS. YOU KNOW, MY HUSBAND, THIS IS
FOR HIS BIG, UH, 60TH BIRTHDAY.
AND IT'S GONNA BE...
>> OOH. >> WHICH IS COMING UP REALLY
SOON, AND IT'S GONNA BE A BIG
SURPRISE.
>> IT'S A UNIQUE GIFT FOR A 60TH BIRTHDAY.
>> IT IS.
>> YOU COULD TELL BY THE FIRST
TIME SHE LAID EYES ON THIS FISH, LIBBY'S DEFINITELY HOOKED ON
THIS THING.
>> "HOOKED"?
REALLY? >> OH, YEAH.
>> COME ON, MAN.
>> GIVE IT A MOMENT.
I GOT A COUPLE MORE. >> I GUESS YOU GUYS WANNA SEE
THE WINE FRIDGE, HUH?
>> WE WOULD LIKE TO SEE THE WINE
FRIDGE. >> OKAY.
>> ABSOLUTELY.
LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE ONE.
OH, THERE'S A SECOND--THERE'S A SECOND LEVEL.
A THIRD LEVEL.
>> IT'S SPECTACULAR.
WHAT'S REALLY GREAT ABOUT THIS IS IT HAS THREE SEPARATE
COMPARTMENTS, AND EACH
COMPARTMENT YOU CAN CONTROL
TEMPERATURE-WISE SO THAT YOU CAN STORE DIFFERENT KINDS OF WINES.
>> LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.
>> SURE.
>> WHAT ARE YOU VALUING THIS AT? >> IT'S PROBABLY WORTH NOW, I
WOULD SAY PROBABLY $1,000.
>> I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WENT UP
THAT HIGH. I DO LOVE THE IDEA THAT YOU CAN
SEPARATE YOUR REDS AND YOUR
WHITES FOR DIFFERENT
TEMPERATURES. >> YEAH, YOUR ROSES.
THAT'S REALLY IMPORTANT TO--TO
WINE CONNOISSEURS.
THERE'S SOME BOTTLES OF WINE IN HERE THAT ARE OVER $500.
>> WOW.
>> IT'S--YEAH.
>> I LIKE IT. >> IT'S LOVELY.
>> NOW, ARE E SHELVES
ADJUSTABLE, BECAUSE SOME OF
THESE BOTTLES ARE B-- >> [gasps]
>> AW. >> THERE ARE SOME BOTTLES OF
WINE IN HERE THAT ARE OVER $500.
[gasps]
>> AW. OUCH. YOU SAW WHAT HAPPENED.
>> YEAH.
>> GIVE A GUY A BREAK.
>> OKAY. >> BREAK LIKE YOU BROKE THE
BOTTLE?
>> I'M GOING TO GO GET SOMETHING
TO CLEAN UP. >> AW.
>> AW, DUDE.
>> MM.
>> HERE, LET ME HELP YOU GET THAT.
>> YOU KNOW, SOME OF THOSE
BOTTLES WERE $500.
YOU'RE ACTUALLY VERY LUCKY. >> I AM?
>> YES.
THIS IS ONLY A $10 BOTTLE.
>> I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD CELEBRATE, BUT I DON'T FEEL GOOD
ABOUT IT.
>> NO, I--
>> LIBBY, I'M SO SORRY. I STILL FEEL SO BAD, EVEN IF IT
IS A $10 BOTTLE OF WINE.
>> YOU BROKE IT, YOU FIX IT.
IT'S YOUR TRADE NOW. >> GET--LEAVE THIS ONE TO ME.
I'LL TAKE IT.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> I'LL MAKE UP FOR IT, ALL RIGHT?
SORRY, LIBBY.
I KNOW YOU'RE PROBABLY NOT HAPPY
WITH ME. IS IT SAFE TO SAY YOUR HUSBAND'S
STILL HAVING A 60TH BIRTHDAY
COMING UP?
>> THAT--YES. WE--WE CAN'T CHANGE THAT.
>> CAN'T CHANGE THAT, RIGHT?
>> NO. THINK NOT.
>> AND WE REALLY DO LIKE THIS WINE COOLER, AS YOU PROBABLY
EXPECTED AND YOU PROBABLY KNOW.
IS THERE ANY WAY THAT YOU CAN
KINDA GET PAST A LITTLE $10 MISTAKE AND STILL MAKE THIS
TRADE WITH US?
I MEAN, I'LL BE DISAPPOINTING
HIM AND YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND JUST BECAUSE I DROPPED A BOTTLE
OF WINE.
SO, LIBBY, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
CAN WE STILL MAKE A DEAL? >> WELL, I THINK MY HUSBAND'S
HAPPINESS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT
THING, SO YEAH, WE HAVE A DEAL.
>> AWESOME. THANK YOU, LIBBY.
>> WE JUST TRADED A $500
SAILFISH FOR A $1,000 WINE
FRIDGE. >> IT JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU CAN
SAVE ANY DEAL WHEN YOU JUST TURN
ON THE OLD STEVE-O CHARM.
>> OH, YEAH. >> I'M JUST SO PLEASED WITH THIS
TRADE.
MY HUSBAND'S GOING TO ADORE THIS
FISH. >> YOU GOT IT, KENDALL?
>> I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M
DOING.
I'M BLIND, I CAN'T DRIVE, THERE'S A HUGE TRAILER ATTACHED
TO THIS.
>> LISTEN, WHEN YOU WANT THE
TRAILER TO GO THAT WAY... >> OKAY.
>> ARE YOU LISTENING?
>> YEAH.
>> YOU TURN THE WHEEL THIS WAY. >> OKAY.
>> THAT'LL PUT YOUR TAIL OUT
THAT WAY AND PUT THE TRAILER
BACK THAT WAY. SLOW DOWN.
YOU CAN'T MAKE THAT BIG OF A
TURN.
LOOK AT YOUR TIRE. SUBTLE TURNS.
JUST DO A LITTLE MORE GAS.
YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO GET ALL
THE WAY BACK. >> THIS WAY?
>> YEAH, AND WE'RE TRYING TO GET
IT INTO THE DRIVEWAY, OKAY?
SO NOT THAT MUCH. OH, MY GOD.
TEACHING KENDALL HOW TO DRIVE IS
GONNA TAKE A LOT OF PATIENCE.
>> HEY, WE ARE INSURED FOR THIS, RIGHT?
>> GO, GO, GO, GO.
>> YOU'RE THIS FAR FROM THE
CURB. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?
>> KILL YOU.
>> GOD.
>> YOU GUYS! >> HOLD IT, HOLD IT, HOLD IT!
THE OTHER WAY.
>> WHAT THE--
>> THE OTHER WAY. >> WHAT?
>> THE OTHER WAY.
>> YOU NEED TO FOLLOW THE
TRAILER NOW AND PUSH IT STRAIGHT.
>> TRYING TO DO THIS IS
INCREDIBLY NERVE-RACKING, AND
THE GUYS YELLING AT ME EVERY THREE SECONDS DIFFERENT
DIRECTIONS IS NOT MAKING
ANYTHING BETTER.
>> THERE YOU GO.WELL, THIS WAY,. >> DON'T HIT MY CAR, MAN!
>> BUMP.
>> HE'S YELLING AT ME.
>> DO NOT TURN IT! >> [laughs]
>> TURN IT BACK THE OTHER WAY.
GOD.
OKAY, NOW KEEP THAT GOING. SO YOU'RE HITTING THE CURB OVER
HERE.
>> I'M GIVING UP.
>> KEEP GOING. YOU GOT IT, KEEP GOING.
STOP.
>> STOP.
>> SUCCESS? >> SHE DID IT.
>> WE DID IT.
>> WHOO!
>> BA-BOOM. WE TRADED A UNICYCLE TO A
SAILFISH, UP TO A WINE FRIDGE,
AND NOW WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO
GETTING A CAR FOR KENDALL. >> SO WE GOT A HIT FROM A GUY
WHO WANTS OUR WINE FRIDGE.
>> HE WANTS TO TRADE US A
TAILGATE KITCHEN, AND FROM THE PICTURES, IT LOOKED QUITE COOL.
>> THOUGHT I HEARD A CAR DOOR
OUT HERE.
>> STEVE. >> HOW YOU DOING?
>> ANTONIO.
>> STEVE. JEFF.
ANTONIO. PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.
UH, SO LET ME OPEN UP THE GARAGE
DOOR, AND I'LL GREET YOU GUYS
RIGHT HERE, OKAY? I'VE HAD THIS TAILGATE KITCHEN
FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS, AND SINCE
MY WIFE'S SURGERY, WE HAVEN'T
BEEN TRAVELING AROUND AS MUCH AS WE USED TO.
SO I'M KIND OF LOOKING FORWARD
TO MAYBE TRADING IT UP FOR THIS
WINE FRIDGE. >> THAT'S A TOOLBOX.
>> MAYBE THERE'S BEEN A LITTLE
CONFUSION.
I THOUGHT WE WERE COMING TO SEE A KITCHEN.
>> YEAH, I GET THAT REACTION A
LOT.
NOW YOU GUYS SAW IT ON CRAIGSLIST, AND IT WAS ALL
FOLDED OUT, RIGHT?
>> YEAH.
>> SO--AND IT LOOKED HUGE. >> YEAH.
>> THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF THIS
PARTICULAR UNIT.
THIS THING IS GONNA FOLD OUT. IT WILL AMAZE YOU.
>> I CERTAINLY HOPE SO.
>> YOU SEEM PRETTY CONFIDENT
THAT WE'RE NOT DISAPPOINTED. >> LET'S WHEEL THIS THING OUT,
AND I'LL SHOW YOU HOW IT WORKS.
COME ON.
JUST SLIDE THIS THING OUT. THIS LOOKS PRETTY GOOD RIGHT
HERE.
LEG DROPS.
SINK UNIT. MICROWAVE.
REFRIGERATOR.
YOU GOT YOUR GRIDDLE.
TWO SMOKER UNITS ALONG WITH A CAST IRON GRATE.
MAKE SOME PANCAKES.
SOME BACON, SAUSAGES.
>> I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS IN MY WHOLE LIFE.
>> ME NEITHER.
>> TELL YOU WHAT, I'M OVER THE
DISAPPOINTMENT, THAT'S FOR SURE. THIS THING'S UNBELIEVABLE.
>> SO WHAT DO YOU THINK IT'S
WORTH NOW?
>> I'M FIGURING RIGHT AROUND MAYBE 1,500, 1,600.
THIS HAS GOT ROLLERS UNDERNEATH
HERE, SO YOU CAN JUST SLIDE
THIS RIGHT ON THE BACK OF YOUR PICKUP, EVERYTHING LOCKED IN
PLACE AND READY TO GO.
>> IF YOU GO TAILGATING, WHERE
ARE YOU GONNA GET POWER? GENERATOR?
>> AH, IT'S PROPANE POWERED.
>> WHAT?
>> YEP, ABSOLUTELY. >> I DIDN'T READ THAT IN THE AD.
THAT SOLVES THE WHOLE DILEMMA
THEN, DOESN'T IT?
>> ABSOLUTELY. >> GOTTA SAY I'M KINDA
IMPRESSED WITH THIS.
>> IT'S BEEN USED A COUPLE OF
TIMES, BUT AS YOU CAN SEE, IT'S IN PRETTY GOOD CONDITION.
>> WELL, WE LIKE IT.
>> YEAH, A LOT.
>> EXCELLENT. >> YOU WANT US TO TAKE OUT THAT
WINE COOLER, AND MAYBE WE GOT A
DEAL?
>> SOUNDS GOOD. LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
>> WITH ALL THE OUTDOOR PEOPLE
IN THE HIGH DESERT, THIS SHOULD
BE AN EASY KITCHEN TO TRADE AWAY.
WELL, THERE SHE IS.
IT IS ALL MAHOGANY.
IT'S A GREAT-LOOKING PIECE OF FURNITURE.
PROBABLY THE COOLEST WINE FRIDGE
I'VE EVER SEEN.
THE GREATEST THING ABOUT THIS IS THAT IT HAS THREE SEPARATE
REFRIGERATOR UNITS, SO YOU CAN
STORE YOUR WINE AT DIFFERENT
TEMPERATURES. >> MM-HMM.
>> THEY DO COME HALFWAY OUT,
AND THEY SLIDE ALL THE WAY OUT
IF NEEDED. >> I SEE.
>> IF YOU HAVE BIGGER BOTTLES,
YOU CAN JUST PUT TWO SHELVES
THERE OR WHATEVER. I RECOMMEND GETTING THEM ALL THE
WAY OUT BEFORE YOU PULL THE
BOTTLE OUT.
>> SOUNDS GOOD. >> I REALLY LIKE THE LOCK THING.
I MEAN, YOU DON'T NEED SOME
IRRESPONSIBLE KID BREAKING A
BOTTLE ON YOU. >> I MEAN, I CAN DO THAT ON MY
OWN.
>> RIGHT, YOU KNOW, ME TOO.
>> THAT'S A NICE-LOOKING UNIT. NO DOUBT ABOUT IT.
SO WHAT DID THIS UNIT COST
INITIALLY?
>> RIGHT AROUND 1,000 BUCKS, I THINK.
>> YEAH, A LITTLE OVER 1,000
BUCKS.
>> OKAY, SO WE HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF A COST DIFFERENTIAL HERE.
>> THERE IS NOT MUCH OF A VALUE
DIFFERENCE, AND WE HOPE THAT
DOESN'T STAND IN THE WAY OF MAKING A TRADE.
>> I GOTTA TALK TO THE BOSS.
>> YOU GOTTA TALK TO THE BOSS?
>> I GOTTA TALK TO T--AND IT AIN'T ME.
>> WELL, HOLD ON, LET ME CALL MY
WIFE TO MAKE SURE SHE'S GONNA
LET ME TRADE. >> AND IT AIN'T ME.
>> I'M THINKING THIS IS GONNA BE
AN EASY TRADE, AND THEN YOU GET
THE WORDS YOU NEVER WANNA HEAR. "I GOTTA CALL THE WIFE."
>> IF YOU GIVE ME JUST A COUPLE
OF MINUTES, YOU KNOW--LET ME
GIVE HER A QUICK CALL. SHE'S OUT DOING SOME SHOPPING.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, OKAY?
>> MAN.
HIS WIFE? >> WHAT DO YOU THINK SHE'S GONNA
SAY?
>> THE WINE FRIDGE IS REALLY
NICE. THERE IS A BIT OF COST
DIFFERENTIAL.
YEAH, IT'S ABOUT MAYBE
$400 OR $500. >> THE LONGER HE'S OVER THERE,
THE MORE WORRIED I GET.
>> YEAH, IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD
RIGHT NOW. >> NO, I UNDERSTAND. >> IF YOU GIVE ME JUST A COUPLE
OF MINUTES--LET ME GIVE HER A
QUICK CALL.
SHE'S OUT DOING SOME SHOPPING. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, OKAY?
>> HIS WIFE?
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK SHE'S GONNA
SAY? >> THE WINE FRIDGE IS REALLY
NICE.
THERE IS A BIT OF COST
DIFFERENTIAL. YEAH, IT'S ABOUT MAYBE $400 OR
$500.
>> THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN AN
EASY DEAL. WHY DOES HE GOTTA BRING IN THE
WIFE AND COMPLICATE THINGS?
>> YEAH, BUT WE'RE NOT USING ANY
OF IT. WELL...
>> THE LONGER HE'S OVER THERE,
THE MORE WORRIED I GET.
>> NO, I UNDERSTAND. >> YEAH, DOESN'T LOOK GOOD RIGHT
NOW.
>> OKAY, BABE.
LOVE YOU. OKAY.
>> [chuckles] OKAY.
>> SO...
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK, JEFF? >> THE BOSS HAS SPOKEN.
COMES DOWN TO ME.
>> THAT'S A GOOD THING, RIGHT?
>> YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIVE WITH MY WIFE.
I DO.
>> BUT IF YOU KEEP THIS LOADED
FULL OF WINE... >> AH!
[laughs] I LIKE THAT.
>> IT'S NOT TO SAY THAT I'M
GONNA PRESSURE YOU INTO SAYING YES NOW, BUT IF YOU NEED A DAY
OR TWO AND WE DO TRADE IT AWAY,
WOULD YOU BE SORRY?
>> PROBABLY. >> SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?
WE GOT A DEAL?
>> WITH DUE CONSIDERATION...
YEAH, WE GOT A DEAL. >> ALL RIGHT.
WE JUST TRADED A $1,000 WINE
FRIDGE UP TO A $1,500 TAILGATE
KITCHEN. THAT'S A GOOD JUMP UP.
>> I'M GONNA PUT THE KITCHEN
BACK TOGETHER FOR YOU GUYS,
OKAY? >> ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU, MAN.
>> YOU BET.
I'M REALLY HAPPY THAT WE WERE
ABLE TO MAKE THIS TRADE TODAY. HAVE MY WIFE SIT BACK, AND WE'LL
HAVE A NICE GLASS OF WINE THIS
EVENING.
IT'S GONNA BE GREAT. I'M GONNA GO LOAD UP SOME WINE.
>> THERE YOU GO.
>> TAKE CARE. >> COME ON, ANTONIO, GET 'ER
GOING.
>> THIS THING WEIGHS 6,000
POUNDS. >> WOW.
>> IF IT WERE TO RUN OVER
SOMEONE'S FOOT, IT WOULD SMASH
IT LIKE PAPER. YOU ALWAYS LOOK AROUND WHEN
YOU'RE DRIVING IT.
YOU ALWAYS MAKE SURE NOBODY'S
STANDING THERE. >> OKAY.
>> GIVE IT GAS.
>> OH.
>> THERE YOU GO. >> OH!
>> OH, [bleep].
[laughs]
>> OH, MY GOD, WAIT. >> REMEMBER, YOU CAN OVERCORRECT
ON THIS.
YOU'RE GOING WAY TOO FAR.
>> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? >> "OVERCORRECT" MEANS GOING WAY
TOO FAR TO THE LEFT OR RIGHT.
THERE YOU GO.
>> [laughs] >> KEEP GOING, KEEP GOING.
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
>> NOW I'M GONNA REVERSE.
>> TAKE IT IN REVERSE. >> WHOO!
SEPARAT--OH, NO!
OH, NO!
>> all: WHOA! >> LITTLE BIT.
>> WHAT'S THAT ONE DO?
IT'S TO TILT IT BACK...
>> OH. >> SO THE TRASH CAN WON'T FALL
OFF.
HERE YOU GO.
THERE YOU GO. AND GO UP.
NO, GO DOWN.
>> OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD, WHY
IS IT GOING FORWARD? >> ALWAYS MAKE SURE THAT YOU'RE
NOT HIGHER THAN THE DOOR WHEN
YOU GO INSIDE.
>> OKAY. >> OR YOU'LL TAKE THE DOOR OUT.
>> GOOD TO KNOW.
>> I'M KIND OF SURPRISED.
KENDALL'S ACTUALLY DOING OKAY. >> THAT'S 'CAUSE SHE HAD A GREAT
TEACHER.
>> YEAH.
>> THERE YOU GO. >> THERE YOU GO!
>> WHOO!
YEAH.
[chuckles] I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD ACTUALLY
BE ABLE TO SAY THIS, BUT I,
KENDALL, CAN DRIVE A FORKLIFT.
OOH! >> OH! WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. >> WE'RE MEETING THE GUY WHO HAS
A SEGWAY WHO MIGHT WANT TO TRADE
FOR OUR TAILGATE KITCHEN.
BE NICE TO WALK OUT OF HERE WITH A SEGWAY.
>> EVERYBODY WANTS A SEGWAY.
>> FELLAS, OVER HERE.
>> HEY, HOW ARE YOU? >> HOW WE DOING, GUYS?
>> DOING GOOD.
>> YOU ALEX?
>> OH. >> WATCH OUT.
HEY, I'M STEVE.
>> ALEX STEIN.
>> PLEASURE TO MEET YOU, ALEX STEIN.
>> ANTONIO.
>> PLEASURE TO MEET YOU,
ANTONIO. PRIME TIME 99 ALEX STEIN, ON THE
GRIND, ALL THE TIME.
LSU FIGHTING TIGER.
I'M A DIEHARD COLLEGE FOOTBALL FAN, AND THAT SEGWAY WAS NOT
DOING IT AT THE TAILGATE, SO
THAT'S WHY I NEED A TAILGATE
KITCHEN TODAY, BECAUSE I NEED TO MAKE MOVES, AND TODAY, I'M ABOUT
TO MAKE A BIG MOVE.
>> WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING?
>> I GUESS YOU'D SAY I'M JUST A. I'M A BIG-TIME HUSTLER.
I SELL CARS, I'M IN REAL ESTATE.
I DO A LOT OF STUFF.
I'M A SECOND GENERATION BAIL BONDSMAN.
WE GET A LOT OF STUFF IN
COLLATERAL.
WE GET BOATS, WE GET CARS, WE GET SEGWAYS.
THIS IS AN i2 2008 SEGWAY.
24 MILES TO THE CHARGE, FELLAS.
>> WOW. >> THIS IS A BAD BOY.
>> VERY COOL.
>> HOW FAST DOES IT GO?
>> YOU KNOW, IT GOES ABOUT 12 MILES AN HOUR, IS THE FASTEST IT
CAN GO, WHICH IS, YOU KNOW, FAST
ENOUGH.
YOU CAN CRUISE FAST, I'M TELLING YOU GUYS.
YOU CAN CHASE SO MUCH TAIL ON
THIS THING.
>> OH, NICE. >> AND THIS THING CAN BE YOURS
FOR THE RIGHT ITEM.
STEVE, YOU KNOW YOU LIKE THAT.
LOOKIT, BACKWARDS. LOOK AT THAT, BACKWARDS.
AM I HARRY HOUDINI OR AM I PRIME
TIME 99 ALEX STEIN?
YOU TELL ME. >> VERY COOL, ALEX STEIN.
>> THERE YOU GO.
THERE YOU GO, THAT'S HOW YOU
HUMP ON IT. >> YEAH.
>> UH-HUH, AND THEN YOU GO BACK.
WELL, COME ON, HERE, TEST THIS
BAD BOY OUT. >> YOU TRY IT, MAN.
HAVE YOU EVER RODE ONE BEFORE?
>> YEAH.
>> IT'S ONLY GOT 420 MILES ON IT.
IT RIDES LIKE SHE'S BRAND-NEW.
I MEAN, TELL ME THAT'S NOT FUN.
>> WHAT YOU VALUING THIS THING AT?
>> THAT THING'S WORTH 3 GRAND TO
ME.
>> THEY'RE WORTH THAT MUCH MONEY?
>> NEW, THIS THING'S $7,000.
>> REALLY?
>> 6,000 BUCKS. >> FOR SOMETHING WITH AN
ELECTRIC BATTERY AND WHEELS?
>> WELL, YOU GOTTA THINK OF THE
INTERNAL GYROSCOPE RIGHT THERE. THAT'S BALANCING A 200-POUND
MAN.
>> HERE, WHY DON'T YOU GIVE IT
A TRY, MAN? >> COME ON, STEVE.
>> [sighs] MAN.
>> THEN IT GOES B--
>> WHOA, WHOA. THERE YOU GO.
>> WHY DID IT DO THAT?
>> 'CAUSE IT JUST NATURALLY
GOES--IT JUST GOES... >> 'CAUSE IT LEANS FORWARD
AUTOMATICALLY.
>> WHEN IT'S ON, IT JUST ROLLS
FORWARD. >> WHY IS IT GOING BACKWARDS?
DUDE, I DON'T LIKE WHEN IT GOES
BACKWARDS.
>> PUT IT FORWARD, LD, LN FORWA. LEAN FORWARD AND LEFTWARDS.
>> I KNOW, BUT IT WANTS TO GO
BACKWARDS.
>> 'CAUSE YOU GOTTA STAND STRAIGHT UP ON IT.
>> GOTTA WHAT--DUDES!
[laughter]
THIS THING'S PISSING ME OFF, DUDE.
>> I'M WATCHING THIS THING.
I DON'T WANT YOU TO BREAK MY
MACHINE. >> DUDE, I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY
IT GOES BACK, BACK, BACK.
THAT'S WHY I DON'T--
[grunts] UNDERSTAND! >> UH-OH.
OH, MAN!
>> I'M OUT.
>> YOU OKAY? >> DUDE...
>> COME ON, STEVE.
HERE, LET ME HELP YOU OUT.
>> I'M PISSED OFF AT THAT THING, ALEX STEIN.
>> HEY, WHAT'S THE SAYING ABOUT
IF YOU FALL OFF A HORSE, WHAT
ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO? >> YOU GET RIGHT BACK ON IT.
>> YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.
COME ON, QUIT BEING A BABY BACK
BITCH AND GET ON THE THING. >> OH, YOU WENT DOWN BAD.
I THOUGHT YOU GOT REALLY HURT
THERE FOR A SECOND.
>> JUST MY PRIDE HURT, A LITTLE BIT.
YOU DONE WITH THIS THING?
>> LOOKS GOOD.
I LIKE IT, MAN. >> I'M DONE WITH THIS THING.
>> LET'S SEE THIS TAILGATE
KITCHEN.
FROM WHAT I'M SEEING RIGHT HERE, I DON'T SEE ANYTHING, HONESTLY.
>> WE'LL GET IT, MAN.
>> ALL RIGHT, COME ON.
>> WE'LL GET IT. >> TAILGATE KITCHEN, MAN.
>> GUYS, I'M MR. TAILGATE.
SHOW ME SOMETHING GOOD, GUYS.
>> WE'LL SHOW YOU SOMETHING GOOD, MAN.
JUST STAY WITH US, ALEX STEIN.
>> YEAH, HERE WE GO.
>> OH, HERE WE GO, FELLAS! OH, HO, VOILA.
>> VOILA.
>> IT'S ALL STAINLESS STEEL.
THREE SIX-PACKS OF BEER IN THE REFRIGERATOR.
>> SO WHAT DO YOU GUYS VALUE A
PIECE OF EQUIPMENT LIKE THIS?
>> AT LEAST ABOUT 1,500 BUCKS. >> I MEAN, I THINK THAT SOUNDS
ABOUT RIGHT.
I MEAN, THIS IS A VERY UNIQUE
ITEM. >> MAN, WE BROUGHT YOU A
TAILGATE KITCHEN.
WHAT MORE COULD YOU POSSIBLY
WANT OUT OF LIFE? >> I MEAN, YOU GUYS ARE
PROFESSIONAL TRADERS LIKE
MYSELF, AND IT'S, YOU KNOW, NOT
EASY. IT'S HARD.
>> IT'S NOT EASY, DUDE.
>> IT'S NOT EASY.
I MEAN, IT'S THE STAINLESS STEEL THAT I LIKE.
IT'S THE SINK I LIKE.
I'M REALLY THINKING...I'M NOT
GONNA NICKEL AND DIME YOU LIKE SOME AMATEUR TRADER.
I LIKE WHAT I SEE.
I DON'T NEED THIS SEGWAY.
LIKE I SAID, THIS IS A PARTY OF ONE.
THAT'S A PARTY OF 99.
THAT'S THE PRIME TIME LIFESTYLE
THAT I WANT TO LIVE. >> THERE YOU GO.
>> AND I WANT TO TRADE Y'ALL
STRAIGHT UP.
I MEAN, WE GOT A DEAL? >> LET'S DO IT, MAN.
I LOVE IT.
WE JUST TRADED A $1,500 TAILGATE
KITCHEN TO A $3,000 SEGWAY. HOW ABOUT HIGH FIVES AROUND THE
HORN?
AROUND THE HORNS, THERE YOU GO.
>> UH, UH! >> THERE YOU GO.
YEAH, LET'S DO IT, MAN.
LET'S LOAD THIS THING UP AND GET
IT OUT OF HERE. >> YOU GUYS LOAD THIS UP.
I'M GONNA START COOKING.
THEY HAD SHING WANTED,
AND I HAD SOMETHING THEY WANTED. SO WHAT DID WE DO?
WE MADE A DEAL.
FIRST PARTY I THROW WITH THIS
TAILGATE KITCHEN, Y'ALL ARE BOTH INVITED.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE STEAK, SHRIMP,
ALEX STEIN WITH A BOTTLE OF RED
WINE. >> YOU KNOW, I'M ALMOST SORRY
THIS DEAL'S OVER, MAN, 'CAUSE
ALEX STEIN, NUMBER 99, IS QUITE
ENTERTAINING. >> IT WAS A PLEASURE DOING
BUSINESS WITH Y'ALL.
PEACE OUT! [phone rings]
>> TOMMY MACK!
OH, MAN, TOMMY MACK, YOU
SERIOUS? YOU'RE GIVING US TILL TOMORROW.
THANKS, ALL RIGHT, MAN.
BYE, BYE.
HE SAID HE'S GOT PEOPLE WITH CASH THAT ARE GONNA BUY IT BY
THE END OF THE WEEK, SO...
>> COME ON!
>> HE SAID WE GOT-- >> REALLY?
>> YEAH, HE SAID WE GOT TILL
TOMORROW, MAN.
>> YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME. TOMORROW?
>> IF WE WANT THAT EL CAMINO, WE
HAVE TO.
>> MAN, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? WE DON'T EVEN HAVE ANYTHING
LINED UP.
WE GOTTA COME UP WITH A SCISSOR
LIFT BY TOMORROW? >> I GOT ONE LAST IDEA, MAN.
>> WHAT?
>> WHO'S THE WORST GUY THAT WE
TRADE WITH? GUESS WHO HAD AT LEAST THREE
SCISSOR LIFTS AT HIS YARD
LAST TIME WE WERE THERE?
>> [groans] MAN, THAT'S RIGHT. WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT GUY'S
EVEN GONNA DEAL WITH US, LET
ALONE TRADE US A SCISSOR LIFT?
>> I KNOW, MAN. DESPERATE TIMES CALL FOR
DESPERATE MEASURES, MAN. >> CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE GONNA DO
THIS, MAN.
>> HEH.
>> SECRETLY, I HOPE THIS GUY'S NOT EVEN HERE.
>> HE DOESN'T SCARE YOU, DOES
HE?
>> NO. >> HEY!
[whistles]
>> CHUCK!
CHAD. >> MAYBE HE'S ON BREAK, MAYBE
HE'S DRINKING BEER.
>> AH, YOU KNOW HE'S DRINKING
BEER. >> [whistles] HEY!
HOW D--AW, MAN.
THERE HE IS. >> THIS MIGHT HAVE BEEN A BAD
IDEA.
>> WHAT THE [bleep] DO YOU
GUYS WANT? >> [quietly] WHAT A DICK.
>> I DIDN'T INVITE YOU GUYS
HERE.
>> I KNOW, MAN. >> BRING ANY BEER?
>> NO BEER, MAN, NO BEER.
>> WE'RE KIND OF DESPERATE FOR A
SCISSOR LIFT. WANTED TO SEE IF YOU WANTED TO
MAKE A TRADE.
>> WHY WOULD I?
>> UNFORTUNATELY, WE'VE TRADED WITH CHAD BEFORE, AND THIS GUY'S
A DICK.
IS THERE ANYTHING THAT YOU CAN
THINK OF THAT I CAN TRADE FOR? >> I COULD USE A HARLEY IF YOU
HAD ONE.
>> I DON'T HAVE A HARLEY.
>> THEN FIND ONE. >> THERE AIN'T NO SCRATCHES ON
THIS THING, BRO.
>> I'M GONNA HAVE TO DRINK A
BEER. >> THE GUY THAT OWNS THE BOAT'S
KIND OF A DICK.
I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO GET TO
THIS POINT, AND NOW HE WANTS TO GO INSIDE AND THINK IT OVER?
[groans]
>> YOU GOTTA BE [bleep] KIDDING
ME. >> IT'S NOT CHUCK, THOUGH.
IT'S CHAD.
>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
WHO'S CHAD? >> CHAD IS THE GUY YOU TRADED
THE OTHER BOAT WITH.
>> IN THE AD, IT SAID CHUCK.
WHY DO YOU GO BY CHUCK, THEN? >> IT'S NONE OF YOUR [bleep]
BUSINESS.
>> YOU SAID WHAT?
>> WHAT DID I JUST SAY? >> WE NOTICED THE LAST TIME WE
WERE AT YOUR SHOP YOU HAD AT
LEAST THREE SCISSOR LIFTS.
WE WERE WONDERING IF YOU MIGHT BE WILLING TO MAKE A TRADE WITH
ONE OF THEM.
>> I DIDN'T CALL YOU FOR A
TRADE. >> WELL, WE KNOW, BUT--
>> WHY WOULD I WANT TO TRADE
SOMETHING I USE?
>> YOU GOT THREE OF 'EM SITTING RIGHT THERE.
HOW MANY MORE YOU GOT?
>> NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
>> ALL RIGHT, WELL, WE NOTICED YOU HAD THREE OF THEM.
WE DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE USING
THEM ALL THE TIME.
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE OUR FATE IS RESTING IN CHAD'S HANDS,
THE BIGGEST JERK ON THE PLANET.
>> THOSE MAKE ME MONEY.
WHY WOULD I WANT TO TRADE AWAY MONEY?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
I MEAN, WE'VE TRADED WITH YOU
BEFORE. >> SO FAR I'VE GOT THE SHORT END
OF THE STICK. >> WE NOTICED THE LAST TIME WE
WERE AT YOUR SHOP, YOU HAD AT
LEAST THREE SCISSOR LIFTS.
>> I DIDN'T CALL YOU FOR A TRADE.
>> WELL, WE KNOW THAT, BUT--
>> WHY WOULD I WANT TO TRADE
SOMETHING I USE? >> YOU GOT THREE OF THEM
SITTING RIGHT THERE.
HOW MANY MORE YOU GOT?
>> NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. >> ALL RIGHT, WELL...
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE OUR FATE IS
RESTING IN CHAD'S HANDS, THE
BIGGEST JERK ON THE PLANET. >> THOSE MAKE ME MONEY.
WHY WOULD I WANT TO TRADE AWAY
MONEY?
>> I DON'T KNOW. I MEAN, WE'VE TRADED WITH YOU
BEFORE.
>> SO FAR, I'VE GOT THE SHORT
END OF THE STICK. >> NO, MAN.
>> I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.
>> WE'RE ACTUALLY--WE HAVE
SOMETHING REALLY COOL THAT WE BROUGHT.
I WANT YOU TO TAKE A LOOK AT IT,
AND WE FIGURE IF ANYONE CAN MAKE
SOMETHING HAPPEN, IT'S A GUY LIKE YOU.
>> YOU'RE NOT PULLING AT MY
HEARTSTRINGS TOO MUCH YET.
WHAT DO YOU GOT? >> WELL...
>> I'LL LET--I'LL LET YOU TELL
HIM.
>> UM...WE GOT A SEGWAY. >> WHAT THE HELL IS--
>> WE GOT ONE OF THOSE SEGWAYS
THAT THE COPS RIDE AT THE MALLS.
ZOOM, ZOOM, ZOOM... >> MALL COP SEGWAY?
>> YOU COULD GO ALL AROUND THIS
PLACE.
IT GOES OFF-ROAD, MAN. YOU GET FROM THERE TO THERE,
BACK TO THERE.
>> I RODE ONE IN SCOTTSDALE ONE
TIME ON A GOLF COURSE. I LEFT IT ON THE SEVENTH HOLE.
>> COME ON, REALLY, A SEGWAY'S
NO FUN?
>> OKAY, IS IT IN BACK OF YOUR TRUCK?
>> YEAH, WE GOT IT.
>> YEAH, IT IS.
>> LET'S SEE IT. >> I REALLY DON'T WANT TO BE
HERE BASICALLY BEGGING CHAD, BUT
YOU KNOW WHAT, WE GOT NO OTHER
CHOICE IF WE WANT TO GET THAT EL CAMINO FOR KENDALL.
THERE YOU GO.
>> IT'S A 2007 MODEL.
IT'S A SEGWAY, UP TO 25 MILES ON ONE SINGLE CHARGE.
>> I GOT A CAR.
>> YEAH, I KNOW, BUT YOU HAVE A
BIG YARD. AND WE KNOW THAT YOU RUN FROM
THE OFFICE AND BACK TO THERE AND
BACK ALL DAY, RIGHT?
>> IT'S FASTER THAN WE CAN RUN. YOU COULD CUT DOWN WORK TIME BY
HAVING THIS THING HERE.
>> I AIN'T GETTING ON THAT
THING. IT'S NOT FOR ME.
>> HOW ABOUT TRADING AND GIVE
IT TO SOMEBODY AS A GIFT?
KIDS LOVE 'EM, MAN. I MEAN, THEY'RE A LOT OF FUN.
>> I DO HAVE A DAUGHTER IN
COLLEGE.
SHE'S MOVING OFF CAMPUS, ABOUT FOUR BLOCKS AWAY.
>> THIS WOULD BE PERFECT FOR A
COLLEGE KID.
SHE'LL LOVE IT. >> SO WHAT ARE YOU GUYS LOOKING
FOR?
>> ONE OF THOSE.
>> WHICH ONE? >> ANY ONE THAT WORKS, TO BE
HONEST WITH YOU.
ALL'S WE NEED TO DO IS WE NEED
TO GET IT BY TOMORROW MORNING. >> WELL, BOTH THOSE ARE
19-FOOTERS PLATFORM HEIGHT.
>> OKAY.
WE CAN GET AWAY WITH THAT. >> WITH YOUR SHORT STATURE, THAT
PUTS YOU AT AROUND 23 FEET.
>> THANK YOU.
SO, ANYWAY, ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT THIS OR NOT?
ARE YOU JUST GONNA KEEP US HE--
>> I'M INTRIGUED.
>> YOU'RE INTRIGUED, ALL RIGHT. >> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
IF YOU GO UP ALL THE WAY IN THE
26-FOOTER...
>> BUT WE ONLY WANT ONE OF THESE 19-FOOTERS.
>> I JUST WANNA SEE YOUR WHITE
KNUCKLES.
>> WERE YOU THE BULLY IN SCHOOL? SERIOUSLY.
>> NO.
I WAS EVERYBODY'S BEST FRIEND.
>> I'M JUST NOT A BIG FAN OF HEIGHTS.
AND, UNFORTUNATELY, IN THIS
CASE, CHAD ALREADY KNOWS IT.
>> WHAT, ARE YOU SCARED OF HEIGHTS?
LET'S GO.
>> I'M NOT SCARED.
I JUST DON'T LIKE HEIGHTS. >> GET YOUR ASS IN THERE, AND
LET'S TRY IT OUT.
>> [bleep], I'M GONNA MURDER
YOUR [bleep] ASS. >> HOW YOU DOING UP THERE?
>> LET'S GO, BIG BOY.
>> HOW DO I KNOW, IF I DO THIS,
YOU'RE GONNA MAKE A TRADE, MAN? >> YOU DON'T.
[engine revving]
PUSH THAT UP.
>> I GOT IT, GOT IT, GOT IT. I GOT IT, I GOT IT.
>> GO ON, CHICKEN [bleep].
>> ALL RIGHT, WE'RE UP.
>> NOPE, KEEP GOING. YOU'RE AT MY MERCY NOW.
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN
THERE?
WHAT'S HE DOING, DUDE? >> I DON'T KNOW.
>> [bleep], DUDE!
[groans]
[bleep]! TURN OFF THE [bleep] OVERRIDE.
[bleep]!
IS THIS FUN FOR YOU?
>> I THINK YOU'RE ALL THE WAY AT THE TOP, STEVE.
>> PUT ME DOWN!
>> YOU WHAT?
>> PUT ME DOWN. >> HEY, THAT AIN'T GONNA WORK.
I TURNED THE KEY OFF.
>> ANTONIO, TELL HIM TO PUT ME
DOWN, MAN. >> CAN'T HEAR YOU!
YOU'RE TOO FAR UP THERE.
>> I WANT DOWN.
>> WHAT DID YOU SAY? >> TELL...HIM...TO PUT ME<i> DOWN.</i>
>> SAY "PRETTY PLEASE," I'LL LET
YOU DOWN.
>> PRETTY [bleep]<i> PLEASE.</i> PUT ME DOWN.
>> [laughs]
[machinery whirring]
[beeping] ALL SAFE NOW, BUDDY.
>> WAS THAT FUN FOR YOU?
>> AW, THAT WAS A BLAST.
ALL THOSE MUSCLES, NOT A HEART IN THERE.
>> [bleep].
[grunts]
SO IS THIS AN OPTION, MAN? IS THIS SOMETHING WE CAN DO?
I MEAN, I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE
US WASTING YOUR TIME.
>> I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF SHE'S ALLOWED TO RIDE IT ON CAMPUS.
>> SO IF SHE WAS ALLOWED TO RIDE
IT ON CAMPUS, YOU'D MAKE A TRADE
WITH US? >> POSSIBLY.
I GOTTA CHECK IT OUT.
LET ME GO CALL HER.
I'LL BE BACK. >> FAIR ENOUGH.
>> HEY, BABY, HOW YOU DOING?
HOW FAR AWAY IS THE APARTMENT
YOU'RE MOVING INTO? >> AT LEAST HE'S THINKING ABOUT
ENTERTAINING OUR TRADE.
>> AND THEY ALLOW MOTOR SCOOTERS
AND SUCH OF THAT NATURE? >> YOU THINK IT'S REALLY FOR HIS
DAUGHTER OR HIM?
>> YEAH, I DO.
>> YEAH? >> I DON'T THINK HE'D [bleep].
[laughter]
>> WELL, SHE SAID THEY ALLOW
MOTORIZED SCOOTERS AND SEGWAYS. >> SO WE HAVE A DEAL, CHECK ONE?
>> ONLY REASON I'M DOING THIS
IS FOR MY DAUGHTER.
>> THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR US. SO WE HAVE A DEAL?
>> YEAH, WE GOT A DEAL.
>> YOU GOT YOURSELF A SEGWAY,
MAN. >> WE JUST TRADED A $3,000
SEGWAY FOR A $5,000 SCISSOR
LIFT, AND WE'RE THAT MUCH CLOSER
TO GETTING A CAR FOR KENDALL. >> YOU READY?
>> YOU TWO CANDY-ASSES LOSE
THAT, DON'T COME BACK CRYING TO
ME. >> THANKS, CHAD.
>> GET THE [bleep] OUT OF HERE.
>> YOU KNOW, IF WE WENT THROUGH
ALL THIS AND HAD TO DEAL WITH CHAD AGAIN, AND THE CAR IS NOT
THERE...I'M GONNA BE PISSED.
DON'T BE AFRAID TO TRY THAT
SEGWAY OUT, BROTHER. AW, DUDE, HE HAS IT RIGHT UP IN
FRON
>> WE'VE GOT TO MAKE THIS TRADE
HAPPEN. WE PULL UP AND THAT EL CAMINO
LOOKS PRETTY SWEET, SITTING ON
THE LOT.
>> I'M JUST RELIEVED THAT IT HASN'T SOLD YET.
I'LL HANDLE THIS.
TOMMY MACK!
>> WHAT'S UP, GUYS? ALL RIGHT!
>> both: WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN?
>> GLAD YOU CAME BACK.
>> HOW YOU DOING? >> YOU CAN SEE IT.
THIS THING IS--LOOK AT IT, CAN'T
GET THE DANG THING RUNNING.
>> DUDE, THAT'S AN EXPENSIVE LIFT, MAN.
>> YEAH, WELL...
>> BUT IT'S JUST NOT A GO, HUH?
>> NAH, NOT A GO. >> THAT BAD, HUH?
>> WELL, TOMMY, LET'S GO SEE
WHAT WE BROUGHT YOU, MAN.
COME ON. >> ALL RIGHT.
WELL, I HOPE STEVE AND ANTONIO
BROUGHT ME A NICE LIFT.
I'VE GOT A LOT OF PEOPLE LOOKING AT THIS CAR.
IT BETTER BE NICE.
>> THERE SHE IS, MAN.
>> THAT'S THE ONE? >> THAT'S HER.
>> WOW.
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK, MAN?
19-FOOTER. >> BRO...IN THE CAR BUSINESS, WE
CALL THAT A BUCKET, MAN.
>> [laughs] MAN.
>> I'M A LITTLE BIT DISAPPOINTED HERE.
>> THAT AIN'T A BUCKET, MAN.
>> WELL...
>> DOES IT RUN? >> WALK AROUND IT, MAN, TAKE A
LOOK.
>> I MEAN, DOES--IT WORKS
PROPERLY AND... >> MAN, NOT ONLY DOES IT RUN, IT
HAS NEW BATTERIES AND NEW
HYDRAULICS.
IT'S IN GREAT SHAPE. >> I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
I--A BIT--I JUST WANTED
SOMETHING A LITTLE BIT BIGGER.
>> THIS ONE WORKS. IT'S READY TO GO TO WORK NOW,
TOMMY.
>> THE MAIN THING, TOMMY, THE
MAIN REASON I KNOW THIS WILL WORK FOR YOU, MAN, 'CAUSE THESE
THINGS ARE 5 TO 8 GRAND TO
REPLACE, USED...
>> USED. >> NOT NEW.
AND ANYBODY ELSE BRINGING YOU
ONE, YOU'D HAVE TO BE A LITTLE
CAUTIOUS, 'CAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET.
>> YEAH.
>> I'M BRINGING THIS TO YOU, AND
I'M GONNA GUARANTEE IT. YOU WANT SOMETHING RELIABLE,
SOMETHING THAT'S NOT GONNA BREAK
DOWN.
MAN, THERE'S NOTHING THAT'S GONNA HURT YOU BY DOING THIS
DEAL.
I KNOW YOU'RE IN THIS WHOLESALE.
WE BROUGHT YOU SOMETHING THAT'S WORTH AT LEAST 5 GRAND.
AND TO YOU, RIGHT NOW, IT MIGHT
BE WORTH MORE, 'CAUSE YOU NEED
IT. >> YEAH...YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT.
>> THE OTHER ONE'S GONNA COST
YOU AT LEAST 7 GRAND TO FIX.
TOMMY, TOMMY... YOU'RE NOT IN IT $9,000, I KNOW
THAT, MAN.
LET'S MAKE A DEAL, TOMMY.
>> YOU'RE MASSAGING ME, STEVIE. I'M THE CAR GUY HERE, NOW.
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONE
WORKING YOU.
YOU GUYS ARE WORKING ME. >> TOMMY MACK, MAN, COME ON,
MAN.
YOU'VE GOT MY BACK.
WHAT DO YOU SAY? OUR SCISSOR LIFT FOR YOUR EL
CAMINO?
WE GOT A DEAL?
WHEELIN' AND DEALIN'? NO STEALIN'?
>> WE GOT A DEAL.
>> WE TRADED A $5,000 SCISSOR
LIFT UP TO A $9,000 EL CAMINO. APPRECIATE IT, TOMMY.
THANK YOU, MAN.
>> ME AND STEVE GO WAY BACK.
EVEN THOUGH IT WASN'T A PERFECT TRADE, I THINK IT'LL GET THE JOB
DONE.
>> APPRECIATE IT, MAN.
>> BURN SOME RUBBER, MAN. RIDE ON.
>> YEAH.
>> WE STARTED WITH A UNICYCLE,
TRADED UP TO A SAILFISH, TO A WINE FRIDGE, TO A TAILGATE
KITCHEN.
>> WE TRADED THAT TO A SEGWAY,
UP TO A SCISSOR LIFT, TO A SWEET EL CAMINO FOR KENDALL.
>> I CAN'T WAIT TO HOP INTO THIS
BAD BOY AND BURN SOME RUBBER ALL
THE WAY BACK TO THE SHOP. >> OKAY, SO LET'S DO 54259.
>> I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE HARD AT
WORK, BUT WE HAVE AN
ANNOUNCEMENT. >> WHAT?
>> KENDALL...
>> YES?
>> HAS OFFICIALLY GRADUATED THE ANTONIO AND STEVE CRASH COURSE
OF DRIVING.
[cheers and applause]
>> THANK YOU, THANK YOU. >> AND TO CELEBRATE, WE GOT YOU
A GIFT.
>> [gasps, laughs]
>> YOU'VE GOT TO CLOSE YOUR EYES.
>> OKAY.
>> DON'T PEEK OR WE'RE NOT
GIVING IT TO YOU. >> OKAY, DON'T WALK ME INTO A
WALL.
>> THAT WAS MY PLAN.
>> YOU GUYS! >> I WON'T, I PROMISE.
>> AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH FOR
KENDALL, SHE BETTER LIKE THIS.
>> OKAY, READY? >> WHOO! YES!
>> HERE WE GO.
BOOM!
>> [gasps] OH, MY--ARE YOU GUYS SERIOUS?
>> A 1967 CHEVY EL CAMINO.
>> OH, MY GOD!
>> CLASSIC. IS THAT COOL OR WHAT?
>> I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED AN EL
CAMINO, YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
THANK YOU SO--I-I CAN'T EVEN WRAP MY MIND AROUND THIS.
THIS IS SO RAD.
NOBODY'S EVER GOTTEN ME A CAR
BEFORE. I MEAN, THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.
HELL MOTHER[bleep] YES.
[laughter]
>> THIS THING IS A GEM. >> GOT A NEW MOTOR.
>> [squeals] I'M SO EXCITED!
>> NEW TRANSMISSION.
LOT OF ROOM THAT YOU CAN CARRY STUFF IN THE BACK, BUT YET IT'S
NOT TOO BIG LIKE A TRUCK, MORE
LIKE A CAR.
>> HELL YEAH, IT'S SO RAD. I LOVE IT.
I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY DID IT.
IT'S AMAZING.
SO COOL! >> AND NEXT YEAR WE'RE GONNA ADD
AIR-CONDITIONING TO IT, JUST FOR
YOU.
>> I MIGHT HAVE TO DO IT A LITTLE BIT BEFORE NEXT YEAR,
THOUGH.
>> [laughs]
[engine revving] >> [laughs]
THAT SOUNDS SO GOOD!
>> WHEN DO I GET A FREE CAR?
>> NAH, YOU GET THE KICKASS NAME.
THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
>> WHOO!
>> JUST AWESOME, MAN. WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING,
KENDALL.
SHE STILL SCARES ME.
[tires squeal] WHOA, WHOA, WHOA...
>> BYE!
>> WELL, BOYS, JOB WELL DONE.
>> YEAH! [horn honking]
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
