Ballistic Squid & Stampy - Barely Cooking Contest

all right so we're doing the Ready Steady Cook challenge squid has two minutes in order to pick 15 pounds worth of food which I need to make into a meal all right I'm gonna do the time for the phone your time starts now Oh noodles to bear in mind we don't have a working oven so gain sewing that needs to be cooked properly isn't a good idea we got hob grill microwave oh you gonna she made me have to do proper cooking I'll need to get sweet sauce stuff I can just throw in a bowl I can't actually cook so some weekly monthly whip cream noodles and salad dinner serve but you've been taking notes of all the prices by the way some stations make a sensational meal see taste buds rich TV still got plenty left jab jaffa cakes mount loop safe o9p on that one good tactics eggs one more than miss Serena and this is the x-factor I got a kick out that don't even like eggs its polo mints the extra zing right so yes I hopefully that's gonna be under 15 pounds with find out in a minute now it's my go right two minutes hold it a musket we'd better have my finger in the way I'm thinking of current milk chocolate oh my gosh so we're gonna let the pub for some steak and chips let's go let's go for what we gotta make on I'd rather pick mine than yours good so we'll see those back in the kitchen who's ready to make dinner squid see in a lolly the recording is is bad enough anyway they're gonna love it Oh laughs oh do I give it to you and you regard it did he say it off the right way introduce what we're doing we're doing this is ready steady we're trying to cook ready barely cooking bellick we could bears all right so basically I've got 20 minutes to make a meal how are these things we've got classic crispy salad lettuce there we got bananas some fizzy laces cream a mouth look polos some crisps and rich tea biscuits and eggy wakes some jaffa cakes noodles know it guys two parts to the meal look at skipping the star a noodle noodle acts like a train I'm gonna get some biscuits handsome sensation crumble them all over the top and I'm going to cook that hope you don't set it on fire and this is the sauce I'm going to use cream and the orange a bit from the jaffa cakes I'm going to cut them all off the top but mix it with the cream to make it orange e orange thing yeah but honestly not sure how this is going to come into play I try and squeeze it in somehow fizzy laces can be wrapped around the bananas or something these are for afters to get rid of the horrible taste of the dinner let's do it before we get started as well I just like to add that we currently have no working oven so all this is gonna be microwaved grilled put in toaster boiled etc etc this is this is I you've been gonna be a monster this being my kitchen that's a ball lucky your it shattered stumpy this sir this love is crunchy any reason you're gonna cook the noodles you know yeah Stephanie well was this a heating guidelines Mike I couldn't microwave it be easiest cut corner from bag place on a microwavable plate cooker fubar I can't even the bag I'm gonna stand over here just to kiss his read the ingredient it's structure is wrong and he says door cooking bags all minutes in he took so long we their introduction I don't see what it's properly registered a cook up a fish make me a proof couch taste this that's just like I do tricks to snag a movie Oh si ice cream which Irish cream or cream eggs by the way this is a lot better than what you did with my tea bug accident yeah this is gonna be gorgeous this is gorgeous and yes there will be enough ii squid i know that's the first thing you are thinking of yes put the chocolate bits it that's the orange bit the only way even the oldest is whether this is the zine missus there's young and they're the thing is we're not allowed to use any food items that weren't war so i could i can't add any halves or any other flavorings on the only of flavoring I could get was from the orange bit nuts but get some of the flavor from the other it's a food I can steal it's looking good already but I think this would be better for the dessert to be I feel like I should just be one big desert yeah dry noodles to start and you want to cook this for probably about three minutes but it's on a very low simmering heat right now so it's all good but you want to get it all melted and mixed round together the flavor all through all fingers are some pretty cheap check the case there's not much topping on there but there we go this should be enough so but turn the heat up on that a little bit I can start mixing it all round and you check this out yeah motion in there once the other chocolate that all melts it and I should hopefully I go just a very nice light brown color would be absolutely delicious and so I need to think about so what's the noodles for are you making with the noodles the little one thing the news of the bottom it's like a past debate with jaffa cakes and cream I don't remember the dude is to try they got backups in the down ya got something for us some peace somewhere just in case you yeah use your fists yeah yeah I thought I would just punch the bag I think we should save someone maybe a big man to do what she what she hums before this dump it I mean you don't want health and safety on my back I'm getting away from these noodles cos however you say they do I'm supposed to be in for three minutes we still we've got ten minutes when you cook food in the microwave it's still cooking once you take it out for a while you're gonna bear that in mind how much stuff is anything noodles are known for and if i standed believe you like look at what I have look what I have to do you've had better ingredients than me you'll see ingredients why some people eat today so what you putting these and where these going tell you like brownie color it looks good it's probably now it's time for scattering noodle when I'm doing this I like to imagine that I'm throwing down sieves for grass to grow you just scatter it just you still got em back full of salad salad just goes on the side with it sorry eggs yeah I got eggs and bananas left that's the exact simple decoration you'll understand see this is before this is after how Sylvia in fact about bananas you don't open them on the other end because do sixteen minutes four minutes left this is for against the why but we'll just forget this done in time so my introducing you have ice cream with a banana split who's gonna have some leftover cream should be alright fizzy laces are gonna wrap some fizzy racers laces around the banana should be awesome that's just about perfect that is that will be very careful taking that out desserts pretty much ready we're always there always today we're doing good we're doing good you need to cool down that's cooling down my last decoration or place the eggs and I don't know my tanks so what I'm gonna do I've got a pen I'm just gonna draw me and squid on the eggs against the clock here quick nugget there's some noodles without any sauce thank you we're just be honest be honest unless you don't like it let me dive east rain again kind of works yeah you're you're in seconds so you hey your hair fell off that was the stress from watching me cook you not specific to cast your dessert no desire until you finish your digestive biscuits he got thumbs up right like I like to taste my creation yeah how what is it it's not hot music bus it by 10 you can taste it tastes like creamy nude wasn't standing I liked it so you're going it's just like getting the sweetest thing it get them up that's it squid yeah Stander's have been set high yeah the standards are here right so last milkshake but a mars bar got a milky bar I've got some fruits and pop snack bar so what I'm going to do is when it creates some kind of dessert with these things do these all go together and then I'm gonna have like a bit of a spaghetti rings with side carrots and then you can dip your naan bread in the salsa and spaghetti who things so it's gonna be that kind of a meal it's gonna be a pretty cool sir but you gotta fry we drink together and hope it works yeah so we got some space forget earrings in tomato sauce and we're gonna work out and do this these take about three to four minutes to cook so we're gonna plenty time to do this is a I'm not sure what I'm gonna do with the dessert yet because that's quite a bit I think it might kind of stop is easy to give me some ideas because you did like kind of a big and I think I've got like the Mars bars on the bottom and then kind of melt the milk you behind the mouth about on top I didn't mean to wash it down with some man some good old mouse go parties in here then this takes three to four minutes so we should be pretty good and we can eat these they be good what kind of like it we bought noodles it were like you had noodles I've got noodles nice big surface area I'm thinkin they shouldn't like leaving the peppers up to one side and making them feel all warm light gonna chop them up I'm gonna put them in there so that all together and really like mm-hmm yeah I'll show you the right way to cook a pepper I'm gonna teach us for showing the wrong way it doesn't what not to the shop that end off and then you cut around it then that way you don't move all the seeds see the seeds are all there and then that way you get no seeds in the bottom and once again our wine G if you're young make sure if you're cooking you're with a parent or guardian oh sweet are stamp it someone responsible let me rephrase that straight in there may be some around the side of it these in the microwave the bug thing you did it and place on amazed on the instruction I stuck the chyron you know the carrots cooks we can add them to this it's been in their thing it's been wouldn't sweet Spanish good that's looking off and then what would you do to give it a little bit a little kick is we're gonna add some um yeah this fiery chili sauce fiery chili you got four minutes left what really you're 15 minutes left I live it out this before that they're sharing that their saliva it's still in there good name for a big hotel and Tigers are there that gives it a little bit of kick that's when you feel it a bit low and you want it to be good so got them dude next while a skating off with we're gonna serve it with some naan bread so like what you can do now is actually not a lot because it's too crumbly yeah so that's what we could even get it dumped in time the sauce oh no it's melena it stinks I think we're gonna do the thing you know melt in there I'm sorry usually I got hungry in the ride home hmm this might actually be quite nice looks it thanks boom Gucci you know we have loads of what shift into this thank you whoever loses has to do the washing up we're gonna just leave all the washing up there until everyone's voted and then if you lose you have to come back down and do the washing up Oh sir toffee hoops top the toffee hoops then the tomorrow oops you're going really good here's the spaghetti hoops OOP someone's making noises out there you forgot about them right and then occurrence no that's getting on nicely mix yourself I mean it doesn't have to be fully edible yeah I mean these basic good for the monkey bit got to get it all the next it's just so good anything oh I'm actually gonna eat this I'm gonna have to give it a go is in the roof you could have kicked a brick and I'd have to try it now go to Pere for the splashback and that's it in a nutshell we have got like what spaghetti I know that's just like all sort yeah tomato hoops we have carrots and peppers with masters pazi's food do you want to do for the first is it this way I'm feeling confident yeah spicy just spaghetto the couple spoons I'm just gonna don't you have a quick quick taste yeah that's good yeah how much they have enjoyed it no that's to wash it down with after yeah so what you want a big chunk of sauce and so who is this we've got Milky Bar in here Mars bar and yogurt it's not bad it's a bit take out the fruit without be lovely okay by diving in there that's not bad the proves a bit of a twang at the end but strawberry cake strawberry cake all in all forms up so this is the point where you got a vote so you've got a choice between squid spaghetti hoops and then with pasta with pepper then is thin is for your Mars moments whatever you're calling that dessert marvellous Mars moments or I mean it does it for anyone look as appetizing now because everyone's been tucking in and going at it there was my noodle baked thingy it's a bit mess there did last night you remember what it looked like please but I'd please don't have just watch the video at this point and then my dessert which is happy to see you he's not that one ain't happy to see you with even the hair that's all we ate of that one yes oh by the way we're gonna do this is we're just gonna we have two videos we'll have two videos coming up on screen now of a screen shot of each dessert click on whichever one you want to win and whoever wins it's gonna be happy whoever loses isn't there's no prizes or anything this is just good fun I hope you enjoyed this video I know something very different to the normal stuff we do and if you want to see us do more vlogging in real life real life stuff is in the future oh yeah let us know talk in mate tuck in thanks for watching everybody

Channel: MagicAnimalClub

Views: 12,378,420

Keywords: Ballistic Squid, Stampy, Cat, Cooking, Barely, Contest, Ready Steady Cook, IRL, Look Like, Real, Funny, Video

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Length: 32min 18sec (1938 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 19 2013