Baldur's Gate 3 - Part 2: Go woke, Oath broke

[Music] all [Music] w [Music] [Music] [Music] oh [Music] oh [Music] oh [Music] oh oh yeah welcome back Connor hello hello and welcome to all of you to balers Gate 3 part two ah so we're live live now we are live live gotcha we're in it now it is time for the festivity activities to begin then I just want to go talk to the vampire boy naturally uh I don't know how to do I just boot up our the the grunch save and then all of you join in or do I hit multiplayer first and then have you all join that way you load your game like you load the grung save then you can invite us from the multiplayer in the pause menu or we can just jump in on you yeah sh okay [Music] let me know once you're loaded in and I shall invade your world in a friendly way of course of course of course for now don't need to see any of that ignore all this as we don't need to we don't need to worry about any of these other saves we're here for grunch ignore the eight other characters wow I haven't been able to hear you guys for like the last 5 minutes that was weird uhoh that why you weren't responding I I even made a we're in it now reference yeah I literally I was like they've gone real quiet for some reason as soon as I went live I think it overtook my uh my thing of magig let me check something that's not going to let me hear you guys one second I'm going to load this glad I'm glad it did that now rather than uh later hang on choppy yeah I might have to call a quick audible on the Fly let me see grunch is Love grunch Is Life honor a Stormlight Archive fan you bet your sweet bippy I am I finished all of the books in under a month sounds like you were enjoying it then ah I'm very excited for the next one not sure when it's happening but I'm excited for it now I'm wondering what you made Wolf Gang with no Celestial warlock option um I made him a ranger I was I was double sad because there was no monster hunter Ranger so I was just like go just sitting there h lovely Laurel I thinkk you for the 150 bits heard that Sanderson is trying to get book five done by the end of 24 all right I'm gon to try this real quick guys uh pray for me nah let us pray there is not a deity out there that will take mine huh that is not going to work interesting what happened uh let's try and now your game might be closed to joining Connor well I'm not loaded yet so oh ah well that there we go that worked you're loud as [ __ ] but that worked who's loud you guys but I can fix it it's okay can speak more quietly if you want no that but your resonance booms through any mic it doesn't help it's true you like there's not much I can do for your levels you're just you're in it now it's all about that base you're in it now [ __ ] kg man I love kg all right uh that's good I have two minutes to go get water so that'll be good cool some of us came prepared to this Bosco listen here [ __ ] I not only have to make sure that you get set up but then I got to go get set up [ __ ] you I'm not the one who decided he had to stop and talk to my roommate on the way you could have had that extra two minutes if he hadn't done that Oh you mean the two minutes that uh he followed me downstairs and had a quick conversation with me and then I ran back over here yeah that two minutes I still have one minute and you're wasting it my time you're wasting it sounds like an issue with managing your own time [ __ ] no one forced you to stop and talk to me that's what friends [Music] do I would stop and talk to all of you any second now yeah but we like you a oh no the part's falling apart any second you don't still have any mods active do you I don't if I did I think the game would just crash I also booted this up previously and it loaded just fine wonder why it's taking a while now IDK right on time man I'm too good oh there we go we hit 80 hit 80 what 80% per he's loading oh so same problem as me nice oh we're in it now what did my why did your laptop that says has issues with this run so fast I loaded quick might because I'm streaming as well um uh so for the record Sarah my computer is is the best of anyone that's running right now that laptop is like brand new there we go all right I mean M immediately assumes The Stance wait are we in where's we are free to join if you go to multiplayer click friends in the top right only Connor should show up when you click the refresh in the top left how do I how do I refresh uh should be a little icon on the top left just above the there is little something Al I'm going to that mirror immediately I'm fixing my scales do it why you don't like the color no I'm keeping the color I'm getting rid of the red got it because you are shinier than me and I can't have that oh this is the oh no I'm at 80 now 100 so we just completed a long rest correct we had just found the dude who was in the portal H what's wrong also let us know when you go live cuz I'm not live yet Conor's been live while you were unable to hear us well I wasn't able to hear you but we're live welcome in ladies and gentlemen we've been live we are live excuse me G to go talk to my boy it's true go talk to your boy I had a feeling I should have said something earlier been live for a while we've been live for like 10 minutes you dragged me out of the makeup oh [ __ ] amazing so it does work I can't have him come with us I mean I'll ask him but he'll say cuz no we have too many sorry you have too many people I prefer grp too folks too many F I am much too POs to be seen with the likes of you lose a follower or two and I might consider maybe I just wanted to [ __ ] talk to you do you ever [ __ ] consider you you've been You' have been delegated to side character Oh I thought there was like conversations we could have so if I just talk to everyone they're just like nah too many people can I just have a conversation you can but only after certain story beats have happened fine let's go on an adventure Venture well wait what if we what if we just chilled like what if we just hung out for a little bit like what if we just I don't know I just spent the entire stream in here in our camp yeah all right let me just right that's like that's what's up right guys there we go the red has been banished from my body yay banishing the red also Bosco yes open your inventory with I how dare you what have you given me I'm not giving you anything I'm I'm helping you hide your helmet oh yeah I can just do this uh I can unequip it well no you can leave it equipped you can just hide it cuz I have the same one on oh if you Mouse over the helmet and you'll see a little box of beer above it click it twice I wish Ranger outfits were cooler I'm just not digging this aesthetic I mean we'll get more outfits as we go yeah that's just a just a regular old outfit it's just regular old AR remember this is back and forth this is left and oh good oh they nobody will talk to me so let's go on an adventure I guess these Side characters don't matter anyway so let's get out of here my scales have been fixed how do I hang red you must construct additional pylons to change your scales I'm just going to go full screen additional pylons there we go full screen all right ready pylons P pylons pylons have you I posted it but did you guys see that picture of the meme of like you know mega mind and the no [ __ ] thing except it's [ __ ] Withers and he's like thou walkest alone I have seen that carlac will always matter that is true we haven't even found her [Music] yet made rest of you aren't out here with me yeah yeah where are you I left the camp you left the camp the [ __ ] in here oh yeah you can click on the campfire the leave Camp okay I thought that was supposed to like start the rest again hi everybody I see we're all wearing our red Prince cloaks yeah except Sarah huh oh yeah Sarah doesn't really hang on there's a there's a two ah take everything Red Cloak where's my Red Cloak ah we've returned to the scene of the crime where bosow is not allowed to say words because he's silenced by everyone also if that's not on a freaking Tik Tok the unexpect channel I don't know what will be so what is our Quest what do we do are we done here U what we just come down here and freed that Necromancer guy who's totally not a necromancer what do we have to do I think we did everything yeah we everything in here we have to go to the next room I think yeah there's a way out over here oh should we is there another room in here though we should go to we've already done this place yeah there's over can are we going oh we're going up all right yeah I don't think we can go left because we'll drown yeah that attitude I don't have water breathing yeah but oh okay oh Lord oh we're back up all right also if you see any little plants like [ __ ] or the like be sure to gather them we can make healing potions with plants you know I've done [ __ ] all with Alchemy in this game across all of my runs it's really useful because we can make potions of mind breeding healing potions all kinds of [ __ ] is it hard to like is it really hard to get anyone did anyone get that survival check we'll wait till Bosco gets it God damn it we're all dumb we're all right it's cool it'll be fine door about it don't worry about it time and the elements have left the plaque unreadable hey does anyone have menend uh no I got a plaque here that that's unreadable cuz of time and elements I just wondered if I knew not a spell for that I actually have to drop your volume ah yeah entangle nice yeah a little little I was curious what those were get off me little peaky Blinder over there uh where you at oh where'd you guys go I I was thinking the same thing here oh yeah con's over here hi you just use your breath I sure did yeah you know that's once per long rest right short rest and where are you going to short rest uh right here oh it is short rest nice so we all have to sit here while you show rest I see no that'll come later his said he also heals All of Us Sarah is a p because that is her Discord icon my man stanced up right so yeah uh let's go over here let's go this way we have yeah we were going towards we're going back towards the wreckage uh so actually tiny we were just talking about that Sarah linked it to us in our Discord uh it's really cool that they're playing oh hello whaty oh the dialogue stuff works so well oh here we go tce as ugly the things dangerous leave it your skull in response to the prisoner's white hot stare her lips don't move yet you hear her for get rid of them get rid of thems another one oh jeez what uh yeah honest I'm I'm yeah I'd rather not I mean weth right oh God Connor why they raised their they rais their blades at me these [ __ ] racists need to go Conor wait let's talk about this well listen oh well these these [ __ ] THS raised a hand at me wow what did you call them wait a second you don't answer racism with racism yeah that's not really how that works fire with fire right no just cuz you have a flaming sword does not mean that's how that works bonus action can I do is it stuttering yeah my PC is stuttering a little bit you can probably turn down the graphics a little bit just a little is that a sure I'll do that I believe under if you go to video go to IND dlss Conor make certain it's on performance I got that should help a little B it is oh missed coward owie that's can you choose to do non-lethal or is that a setting uh yeah I forget that setting like there is a way to do non-lethal oh I guess we're not doing non-lethal you can actually if you hit K on your keyboard go to Common uhhuh look down at the very bottom under passive you'll see toggle non-lethal attacks drag that to your bar and you can enable it at any time wait say again one more time so K oh all right K common common at the bottom you'll see a little Hammer non how do you know if it's how do you know if it's active or not you will see a little icon above your character image let me see however I will say the one who turns it on has to turn it off it's a littley I I don't is it above the circle or is it above my actual character on the screen cuz I don't see it just to the left of your character icon I just turned it on all right say non-lethal damage yeah I see it now I don't want to it will not work for spells and ranged attacks so Bosco and I will have to smack them if we want to non-lethal them so what you're saying is rare problem what you're saying is if I smite them it will kill them yes why do you it's go time actually we're going to find out together how much damage oh this does up to 36 okay uh here's hoping you survive oh he's going to die very tickled he's going to die I'm going to move we we should keep one alive though to answer so we can SP out can you ready an action no damn it I feel cheated how dare behold the power of three Beams I brought her into the fight anyway I'm just going to turn this back on for you actually no if you want it on turn it on yourselves I did turn it on oh man is oh he oh he dead oh that was I guess they took lasel just [ __ ] iced him so we might do non-lethal but she's not here we go oh no Conor wait oh God they're dead they're so dead spasm grips was made oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] and emptiness grows within what why something what happened did you did you [ __ ] your Paladin off o ow oh no Conor it came in you're coming in real hot Sarah you are as well Conor you're peeking too what why get shouty you Peak what did you do all right is that better I broke my pallet an o wait can you fix it though all right that volume better you're much better now Sarah how do you fix that you can't you broke it we'd have to go back to the last save or something we can go back to the last save it's fine [ __ ] there's ways around [ __ ] also it gave you the Paladin oath breaking cut scene it stuck me in a conversation with lelle so I guess you'll have to click on me to see it let me know once you're in I'm I'm on you see I'm in are you in as well BOS uh in what click on me I can't believe I killed racists and broke my I'm talking to someone hang on I'm talking to Lazelle I'm talking to laelle no I'm talking to lasel I am the gold one I am talking to lasel I am no I'm talking to listen bro I think I know my own scale color oh God it's you shush you it is many things what exactly is a training grounds a shelter Gan protocol is clear when infected with a gay tadpole we must report to austill for purification what austill you keep saying things you get what of these words grunch explain the language bruh broh what want to Eevee now oh just send her back to camp this listen I just I just broke my oath can you leave me alone for a few minutes he's just your [ __ ] grunk is just over there in the corner in a fetal position being I I feel empty inside you may as well suggest a wise simple thing you would not go the Cure I offer will suffice as thanks I can't believe I killed a racist and I broke my oath because of it this is some bull so wait you were weren't you oath of Vengeance I was oath of Vengeance and I was exactly what did you break so what did to be fair do we know racist or do we know what she did to them they they said I approached them and they said another one kill it yeah but so I'm like okay we ball then but what was she doing that got herself captured must be near doesn't matter they profiled me so they had to go Jesus I will be at your Camp do not keep me waiting my God I can't believe you already [ __ ] your own oh well I'm going to loot this body you potato is mine thank you all right I get hang on let me see here I'm going to go back to camp and and figure this [ __ ] out yeah I'm going to come let's all head back to Camp I can't help click on the campfire icon in the bottom right a sure let's go all right I need to talk to the uh I need to talk talk to the there he is I found him seems like a good all on my own Aura of hate oh my God I have been waiting for you I've been waiting for good to your Liberation the shedding of your bond dude you didn't you called to me I am here to show you the way your armor kicks ass is he romanceable I don't know uh oh po I was the first the first to swear the first to fall [ __ ] when another's oath is broken I stand witness I hear their sorrow I see their Jubilation I guide their hand oath breaker wait a second wait a second SW to deliver Vengeance to hunt down those who had wronged and ensure the he felt the sting of uh yeah and that's what I did why is Drew McIntyre about to be your Patron listen why did you abandon think he's saying despite the fact they were racist they didn't do anything wrong listen if killing a racist is wrong then I don't want to be right I didn't make these rules the game did I mean if you're going to be honest it was probably not your intention if you want to be Saucy I'd go with number five I had no choice to follow it was to act against my conscience letting racists live oh my God a noble sacrifice to know there's nothing Noble about that we could have just shape of things to come take comfort in your undoing I like you abandoned my cause also let me know how the brightness is I know it was a little dim last time broken The Light Within You Fades a new power is Awakening no power oh [ __ ] tell me about these new powers Darkness will be un Darkness Darkness Falls across the land the Midnight Hour is close at hand even now creatures move from every understand nothing they sense the cracks in your armor they year to be used to be inflicted like that my character's probably off in the corner being like I don't get what's going on what's Happening uh what else did you swear I served a noble Lord I fought for him without question or restraint where his light Shone my sword followed in his name everything the light touched with was his raised Villages put thousands to the sword I believed our greater purpose required such brutality such sacrifice but his light was so radiant it blinded me to all else it was [ __ ] Milo wasn't it I could not see the dark dude I love this dude's voice and Corruption of the me it's Scottish and it's really it's it's probably an actual Scot he it sounds great be reasoned with so I ended him for this I was called oathbreaker this guy is friendlier than I thought he would be did you know what it meant to break your oath like that I knew the consequences would be worse for those he continued to harm what's P is past we are here to discuss your future okay what did you achieve after abandoning your own I wielded the powers of Darkness still figuring out the grunch voice a candle for those who needed the light my actions followed no teaching apart from my own justification good or ill I made my choices eventually I heard the call of others who had strayed I showed them the way as I show you now wait are you isation I love this interpretation of oathbreaker because it's not just oh I'm evil now it's no you got dark power use them for what you want you want to be good be good you want to be a dick continue listen if the if the laws of if the laws of the universe State ah there a way way to reclaim my oath it is possible but such a promise must not be made lightly wealth must be sacrificed and your soul reped it is wise to first consider what is gained and what is lost in the bargain should you wish to do so speak with me again listen you telling me I have to this is going you're telling me I have to pay money in order to regret killing racists [ __ ] that I'm ready to be an oat breaker is this like you finded by sag surrender and be remade oh why is he so goddamn cool he is very cool he's big these powers can be used for good or ill oh man I'm going to kick so much ass and so my villain Arc Begins the choice is yours alone an and now Conor is selecting his class stuff yep he just went through an entire Arc in like 5 seconds so if I go into a conversation is that going to pull you out Connor it will yeah so let's just wait for him to be done so so wait to talk to your [ __ ] boyfriend yeah you so I I will just say so that's I don't understand why you broke your oath but that's an extremely cool way to do it that's really cool what do you mean why I didn't know it was going to happen I think no I I was defending myself yeah I literally don't understand what you did that broke your oath of Vengeance I'm confused onto that part so I'm sure the YouTube comments can let us know whatever [ __ ] those guys I have two theories one is that um Le lazel is not as innocent she as she appears in this situation like maybe she was attacking them and that's why they captured her number two the easier one is probably we didn't need to kill them we could have just knocked them the [ __ ] out and gotten her out without the Vengeance you're supposed to pursue the greater evil I guess them being racist is considered a lesser evil for whatever reason oh [ __ ] off I don't know why it broke I wasn't expecting it to break fine then if that's the way you're going to be if that's how it's going to be done I just can't believe you just went through a whole story arc in like 5 Seconds Yep this is the sort of thing that would take like two sessions of a d and campaign to go through at least I love this interpretation of oathbreaker makes it actually playable I'm you know I'm going to maybe borrow from this in the future because I do like the I don't like anything being straight up good or bad I like the the ambiguity of it and you you you see it with Kai on unexpectables where I don't want necromancy just to always be the bad thing it's too easy and guess I just have both of these sorry isn't your but BOS isn't your brother all like you know hateful against that isn't he just like he's like poking his head in your room being like the [ __ ] are you doing in there no oo is actually very supportive by the way oo played by the one and only Distortion devil right here hello oh there's our chest okay cool I'm going to dump going to dump some stuff then nothing is funnier than The Accidental story arc get Yankee are more evil than T flings that remains to be [ __ ] seen at least we're not racist we may be slave owners but at least we're not racist it will surprise absolutely nobody that my favorite Jedi is the gray Jedi okay anyway Jedi are just Superior they're just cool I have broken my sacred oath in pursuit of power and invation that's not why but it happened regardless also that dude is just straight up a Mandalorian and I'm here for it only Darkness remains to feel you now spiteful suffering the target takes 1 D4 neonic damage each turn and attack rolls against it have advantage [Music] like oath breaker is really damn cool in this control Undead use the power of your oath to take control of an undead creature the undead will follow you around and attack your enemies the target's level must be lower than yours Dreadful aspect let your darkest emotions burst forth as a menacing pulse to frighten nearby enemies it's a 30 foot radius mhm another thing about the oath breaker in this set setting is the way they've made it interpreted it it's about Choice you're not bound to some oath that makes your choices for you you choose to use your powers for good or for evil mhm not because you're bound by some chain that forces you I can't believe this dude just came down from on high and was like did you just kill some racists have some superpowers and now he's just hanging in Camp any of us can talk you know what I'm going to talk to him see what he says wait Conor Connor's got to finish his thing for oh Conor's done I'm done done still the armor does not react to your presence what is he Living Armor oh that would explain a lot this oh weird I am enjoying the latest edition oh for God's sake me out delightful in a very look at me twice and I'll dism you ah all right hey Connor you ought to go talk to her you just broke her [ __ ] your [ __ ] oath for her H who forelle oh right I probably should you may as well go talk to her you just she even know what's up baby are are you aware of the things that just went down I'd fall for you again tusy ah from which crash do you hail I was trained on cres cier among the tears of saluna of this place I know all too little thinking of that worm inside me it's driving me mad we were flayed beaten burned and poisoned in our training it is our duty to withstand suffering and our pleasure to conquer it ah Mists we must locate a crash observe everything assume nothing I will assume nothing I will assume Direct Control what might happen should we not be purified your ignorance concerns me what you [ __ ] listen here well to be fair it's like we turn your hair falls out and you bleed from do you know how much I sacrificed your bones will change form your jaw will split did you really sacrifice anything you got cool powers in exchange fair enough [ __ ] you dude to FLH underneath then you have ceased to exist and a mind flare is born that sounds disgusting try to suppress your ha is a f that's not going to happen we will find a cure words forged in steel may your actions express the same metal we must find Our Kind and be rid of the parasite it's as simple as that the first symptoms should have long since started though that is what puzzles me did they brighten her hair I don't remember it being that bright of brown you know I think may have I was just thinking that actually I'd have to look back and see if someone's got comparisons like that's a very light brown she used to yeah even on the loading screens her hair is dark dark brown yeah her hair is a lot lighter and maybe it's just because of the sun maybe maybe you're worried we haven't changed this is good news yes if you give it no further thought but anomalies lead to surprises bad surprises besides what hasn't happened May yet come to pass [ __ ] A moly bye good night you know I would have liked to thank you but uh sure well I guess man sex seed between the two of us would be disgusting [ __ ] damn it silent still the armor does not react to your presence scales look so good no espol whose scales look good is it scales your sces I appreciate it I do look good all right we can we can leave now can we just leave look at our cloaks dude yep okay where are these cloaks again cuz I don't see it where should be in your box the brother's Rex oh your traveler's chest fine I'll wear the cloak God damn it it is the peculiar clothing chest yeah know I'm wearing it hey look at me uniform achieved we truly are the prince division okay I'm leaving goodbye wait that ends the day it says nope no you click on the little campfire icon in the bottom right and select leave Camp it will work you just dug it out by the way arov did we decide are we are we full on going Kell voice for our our boys I can't oh I have no idea I haven't figured out a voice with this yet yeah cuz we keep I'm trying to mimic you and I'm like he's just doing K I can't believe we've literally only been playing for like 20 minutes and this has happened yeah we this is the [ __ ] I feel like anybody want it I mean you're the bow expert this is this is only a good thing only a good thing now I can kill racists free of consequence iOS you make the voice for your character and I'll try to mimic you why but what huh What I Hear shouting up ahead oh okay let's go oh wait it just got wait what it's saving oh everything is Frozen I want to go towards the the voices let me auto save auto save oh my God but can I it's a long ass Auto sa yeah it is Christ come on just hear shouting off screen yeah this conversation's gon to be over by the time it [Music] finishes is this normal there we go all right shouting oh hey here they are can move what are you guys pissed about it's chugging we're chugging what's up hey oh oh now I finished the autosave uh hello guys guys hello yeah hello we bug out can I talk to you sir lady oh there we go oh God nobody gets in zor's orders that pack of goblins will be on us any second what's going on goblins are on our tail open the gate now you let go here where is the Druid oh please oh that's not [Music] great the nine Hells open the gates goblins oh you're dead oh the gates are open Canon uh let's go help him not Nick Cannon downable roach oh provoke the blade oh and suffer it sting why does he get a cool intro oh God I'm right in the middle of it oh oh my right oh wow Bosco you are in the thick of oh this is you're in it now oh I'm in it now oh I'm here tanking tank why do I always tank as the Caster what the [ __ ] I mean I at least I have high ground that's all right uh I'm going to attempt to get The High Ground how many people did I smooch so far also uh I don't know I can't count disadvantage disant zero I'm going to go with zero I don't think I S anybody all right disadvantage is bad let's do yeah let's do that oh I'm going to be the worst kind of [ __ ] in this fight why I got disadvantage from all their equipment blaming sphere is why yep you can try to reposition and see if you don't get disadvantaged oh I'm over here okay I thought it was over by the gate nope that's Bosco oh I was confused all right never mind then honor and I are at the very end of the initiative ooh oh nice shot oh wow all right any bonus actions I can't believe you just geeked the Mage you sure did uh yeah I got nothing ENT turn it missed but he still took damage oh they're missing come on man I think I think they're actually implementing some on D and D rules in uh this game oh we just got temp HP yeah oh sweet o o Nice Shot nice oh God these cross these crossbows are [ __ ] sweet enjoy BOS I'm in danger I'm in danger dude you've been rallied come on man fck [ __ ] out of here uh hey you have like 31 HP right now yeah I'm doing great this is great where oh there it is I want to all right first of [Music] all where are my that's not what I want oh I see we got a if anyone hasn't noticed we got a dick go we got a goblin up here2 on these rocks hang on yeah they're right next to oo I like that crater that shatter I'll take it uh I wanted to Twin spell it but that's fine I couldn't figure that out uh next time a twin spell only works on single Target spells oh that's right man well I wanted a twin spell uh chromatic orb but I couldn't figure out the menu so figure that out good job buddy so my temp HP is gone and I am half Health oh well I'm trying to help these boys out and stay behind Bonk Bonk on the head my plans have duly changed oh that's not great and SW oh okay buddy oh see a ranger too that would make sense it is time to kill get him I was going to do flaming orb but um yeah what oh you missed I know I'm aware thanks oh what the that all right Thunder Wave yep yep I shall end my turn didn't you who hat get away from me I squishy Mage running the [ __ ] away is it the goblin tracker or what is there a guy behind you uh Goblin tracker is the one nearest me got it he's the one oh that's why yeah it's une okay that's not what iant do put that back on all right that's better that's why I couldn't use my [ __ ] all right now I want to try this I don't like you what really [ __ ] all right never mind if you want to swap your weapons in combat you can just press F to swap between melee and range no I I swapped my armor but I think it took my action so I [ __ ] that all right never mind then I really want to hit this foring Ward cuz I don't like he's ganging up on that poor M or uh arer get him get him oh that one no good Ed help the Archer she's got a war G her uh yeah I see that hang on one un momento poor favor uh let's go ahead and see if this will work a second I'm going to see if this will work a second time uh if I do it just right here we go we'll go boom bang listen oh you killed it nice y listen just because all gith Yankee are evil does not mean promoting racism is good against us oh oh you better stay up oh God buddy buddy that's right he's in trouble and then he's going to help you oh how did you miss these guys [ __ ] suck Bon oh there we go I got a action surge surge kill him oh nice let's go you were saying is it literally just the one next to me what are you doing doing what he didn't throw a PO he threw a potion he didn't oh it looked like he threw a punch that was the last of them inside all of you more may follow open the gate open the bloody gate time to loot everything yep looting inside loot first ask questions later we'll figure it out amongst ourselves all right let's go want to go in a boblin look at this grunks guy like looting everything what a nerd all right oh I got a goblin citar anybody want that I'm good yeah we got a lot of stuff and I got a morning star actually I could use that of nice better what I have let's get in here brother I honestly it was probably good that I was that close yeah that worked out there are children here you fool yeah we was running for our lives you led them straight to us and you let them take the Druid too unbelievable hey guys what's going on H you have two unique options I've seen much bloodier battles than this consider yourselves lucky and who the hell are you again I'm grunch tread this man saved your pathetic life well I didn't ask for any godamn help please you were begging me to open the gate anything to save yourself you coward the human's eye twitches he's about to blow all right you have high Charisma if you want me to take both of you down I will otherwise knock it off good luck oh here we go wait go yes sir squabbling is pointless the Goblins have found us at least we agree on that wow time to forgive that display arin's a blow hard but that's no cause for me to join him thank you for your help out there he's a blow hard and a high blood and he's stupid well meiss I should warn you visitors are welcome in this Grove whatever your business love that look that looks like you already us The Druids are forcing everyone out this attack will only strengthen their result he's a what he's a why are they forcing you out there have been several attacks by different monsters The Druids blame us Outsiders for drawing them here no nobody's welcome anymore they've started a ritual to cut the Grove off from the world outside we can't stay but we'll be slaughtered if we leave we are no Fighters all you you were awesome in that fight I don't know what you're talking about it I I don't really this ritual is there no way to convince The Druids to stop it I've tried corga their new first druid won't even see me you though I know it's not your business but she owes you for saving this place perhaps you could persuade her for more time to prepare if nothing else what are you offering for my Aid we'd owe you a great debt what little we have we'll scrape together it isn't coin we need it's time well it's fair I'll see what I can do you'll find The Druids at the heart of the Grove please make them see sense before more lives are lost and we are technically looking for a Healer because we need one to get the tadpoles out of our head that is true yeah I thought we were looking for that crash thing well we're looking for both we need a Healer to get the things out of our head and that could be a cure if we don't if we find a Healer the Crush is one of the healing options oh no another auto save another auto save I think we're I think we're we're a little bit a little bit better this time cuz we're not loading a huge fight if it happens again though it can probably just uh did I just pick up reload see if I can uh get the game to stop stuttering so much oh god oh that's a Quarter Staff okay I have a goblin ritual staff if anyone would like it I'm in a conversation I am also in your conversation that helps I know it's drastic but more monsters seem to terrorize this region every day what about the people here Druids will be safe as for those that took Refuge CH well may Sylvanas guard them as they continue their travels the options that can turn off pseudo Sac what the [ __ ] is that you just said the Region's overrun by monsters they won't survive by themselves as I said it's a drastic measure but the survival of the Grove is Paramount there just aren't enough supplies to support everyone mou I pray no Goblin Arrow has Gra you NTI could put you to rights she should be with the others in the inner Chambers but I doubt she'll be taking on new patients The Grove will be locked down soon how did you know I need to heal her you a spy you bits and Bobs I no longer need I'm selling [ __ ] do it if you want stuff sold just send it to me uh I can do that what do I have yeah I'll do that hang on I'm going to swap the barter so I get more [ __ ] out of this wait do I have to leave the conversation in order to do that remind me again I think so yes are you gent or Orum I'm Orum he's Orum I am gold boy what what what's going on thought you said send stuff to you to sell I did but Connor and BOS were both making reaction I yeah I heard sounds of like people in the distance yeah I'm uh trying to figure out how to combine Gavins could I can I don't think you can [ __ ] well they each their own weapon damn it so I thought what does it mean to add to wees then I don't get that still that makes it so you can instantly sell everything at once to uh NPC uh it just makes it quicker to sell things all right I can't use that gloves of power does anybody need this uh absolute ban on a melee hit possible to inflict 1 D4 penalty of the targets attack and saving throws do you want these Connor ooh that sounds delicious actually the yeah I'll send them to you and you can look at them head and yeah I'm also going to send you a shield oh I get slight of hand as well I don't need the shield I can't I I am two handing this great sword I have ring mail that I can't use cuz I can't use heavy armor does anyone want that uh go for it um what is the what's the uh it's uh 34 no arm class 14 oh it's uh my scale mail is uh already already at 14 wait you said it's heavy armor yeah it's I was wearing it and then I realized I couldn't use certain spells so I send it to me anyway yeah sure see would anyone like gloves of missile snaring uh that would be good if somebody doesn't have a or somebody does have a free hand so maybe Sarah uh yeah they're just gloves you equip it allows you to it's basically monks uh deflect missiles oh it allows you to lower the damage of an range attack against you here's what it says you can intercept missiles from range weapon attacks reducing their damage by 1 d10 plus your dexterity modifier it's really good would you like them Sarah yeah yeah yeah send them my way I don't have any gloves I may as well weapons well I sent you some stuff as well ah good can always use more fodder for the sales is this [ __ ] expensive what are you selling where the gloves what are you buying oh damn it keep accidentally clicking add to wees last chice you have a lot of stuff lot of people do can I go back to my Camp unload my box and bring it back yes okay I'm going to do that very tickled be all got the uh red cape on this Grove is kept by sylvanas's faithful this Grove this is about your gate all right now where are uh Connor what is your current armor uh I have the scale male of Vengeance well these [ __ ] are having a fight what's the armor class 14 do you happen to have 23 Gold on you I do have 23 Gold because I can get you ring mail armor plus one which is 15 armor class and it also gives you a plus one bonus to strength saving throws and checks well [ __ ] I think I can just send you the the scale mail and you can sell that to even the odds if you want what's he got in term of light armor and not heavy armor I'm not going to get NY if I take my armor off am I yeah you will I turn I turn my off you never know in terms of light armor oh good Heavens they have padded Armor Plus One Sarah oh my God oh my God what is that [ __ ] great Scott listen I kind of glad I can't see what's going on right now I I take off the C let me see your hand on take listen I to see the the cape happening wa a second all right Sarah has Sarah has nudity on the the god the cape and the boots make me look so much more naked than I actually am my God I completely forgot Sarah had nudity on I I am a how how am I SAR you got like this strappy leather con piece on it's incredible belong a you look like you belong in a medieval chip Andale show oh you're seeing you're seeing the Cod piece so we're all seeing the same thing okay the cape stays on during at please give me my scale me please send me your [ __ ] to sell then all right uh cuz I'm lacking gold for it there you go I love that that's a sea shanty book I'm going to there's a show for you sah disconnected uh oh oh uh I'm going to send this to you arum this is something that could be sold for money I'm assuming oh the silver Ingot yeah it can be can I talk to Sarah's character once probably not Ally now apparently not all there my God that's great a once familiar Ally who's apparently not all there she's just staring off into the distance I do wonder why she keeps disconnecting though it might be an internet thing it's true all right I'm sending you all the stuff I have that I don't know what of it is valuable uh Conor I'm going to go ahead and send you your armor so you can get dressed please do it's cold uh you're going to want to keep that dieye BOS go I'm sending that back I didn't yeah I didn't know what that was for so that's why I was showing it to you it colors your clothing good [ __ ] Heavens I'm going to send that to the camp cuz I won't need it right now I'm going to send the books to the camp because I'm assuming the books don't have a lot of value right the books are worth at least six gold a piece cuz I have uh death and Divinity and the unim know people I'll send these to you and you can look at them I'm keeping the SE shanties cuz it's amazing yeah go ahead and keep that the other ones I will sell because like you see uh do you want to hold on to The Alchemist fire uh I say you hold on to it all right I'll send it to the camp brunch broke his oath and now he's on Naked and Afraid if we can get another 27 gold I can get Sarah some new light armor what are the p so you can't escape how much gold does everyone have I have 27 how much gold does Sarah's character have I don't know I have if you were asking how much I have like back at the camp it's 173 you should just keep your gold with you at all times Sarah's got 53 all right long R I'm I didn't want it to weigh me down so I'm like I don't need this right now oh yeah gold does have weight yeah uh I will grab my gold if you want me to send it to you you know this this flaming sword is is really uh really scorching my tender ass cheeks so this is a thing now for me do we want to pull together our money to get Sarah the light armor yeah I'm good with that good Heavens I hang on I I have some money so hang on we need 127 more gold yes uh leather C oh wonderful oh oh wow you took it all off just oh yeah oh yeah oh wow anyway Hank Hill I'll tell you what I'm out here in balder's Gate I got 53 gold myself so oh thank Christ how much how much more do you need cuz I can send you some gold 100 I need precisely 127 how do I send a specific amount a right click to split item then select the number got it this kicks ass actually very cool how much you need arov 127 127 got it in all or more in total how much do you have now I have 104 27 we have exactly enough all right I can I can send you this this mundane ring mail I'm sending you your armor and your gloves Sarah thank you all right cool equip everything helps ooh very pretty we are very broke adventurers right now I mean I still got another 40 something um here do you want to sell my other armor uh sure here I can well you can also talk to the NPC and sell stuff um yeah that's truey all right your charisma is equal to mine so you'd have just as much luck oh no never mind my charisma's really high why is my Charisma so high to get us killed I'm a wizard you are a wizard my Charis be I'm a paladin kept by sylvanas's faithful Sylvanas killer no I've played that game Sylvanas wi rather I challenge M all right I'm just going to we can't just leave I'll not gamble Our lives our futures I got dialog guys dead oh wait must leave for's gate at once can we all just take a moment please I wanted to sell what's the point in blades and spells that we don't bloody use them we should stay these people aren't Fighters we can help what do you mean these people louder yeah what do you mean you people o special Dragon Boy oh would you look at that Sarah I'm waiting for you think I'm here I'm here I do think the brothers Rex would know about climing everything yeah let's well to to be fair We are family we do stick together so precisely just don't talk to the C piece guy kind of murder and I will not be held responsible for these people just be responsible for yourself oh I should have role played what am I doing to stay it's the right thing to do sir fine we'll stay if we survive it'll make for a good story I suppose thank you Roland Rolland the farter my God R's a little [ __ ] I'm going to talk to Roland get to the city soon we should have left by now damn instead we're just sitting here practically begging to be attacked staying is a [Music] mistake I mean I guess we're going to go for it you're doing the right thing the teelings need help and what about us there's every chance we've doomed ourselves by helping these people you know you're aing too for some Goblin's blade all because Leah insists on helping every out our best chance to make it to bould's gate is on our own this place is lost H that is not very Dau of you no very not Dau hold on why are you so eager to reach the city you are looking at lakan's newest Apprentice ah that the greatest wizard in Boulder's Gate oh so you're in the botom got him oh look at this we got special options durian I love durian his name is known far and wide I see few can match him in terms of raw power and talent until now that is in years to come you will boast of this meeting I can assure you may we meet again in bould's Gate my friend God damn he's insufferable can I get aeria on here and have them have a smug off does somebody else want to have a conversation I'll go this place is a bloody death trap not a sanctuary you should clear off while you can okay hey is that will guy Warriors hey there's a guy over there yeah right hello will you are really cool give me a Best Shot hey trading the kid a not bad again I can't do it I'm not like you II I don't need you to be like me you just have to buy enough time to run come on I believe in you you can do this you're real dick right now mhm you could yes mhm is character it's good advice child you do well to listen H you're on the right path to me go on now practice what you've learned child the blade of fron at your the man smile and his thoughts become he's hitting me with the migraine beam BL of Frontiers racing through the Wast of a verus just a no I'm grun red skin single curled horn blazes with flame bloodied great ax held high hell's great fires you were on the ship no I mean yes I was was that woman the one in your thoughts you saw her then advocus diaboli her name is carac an archdevil Soldier I swore my good eye to kill I tracked her through the hells to the m flare ship but the damn alids infected me before I could end her she's out there now praying on the innocent I don't kill her I have some serious gripes with the pronunciations in this game yeah seriously dude I don't envy them at all just wait until you hear what they call the zarum uh remember Connor we're just here for suggestions I'm more concerned about the parasite I suggest we search for a Healer together an excellent suggestion but your party's full up I know still when the time comes call for the blade I won't be long to answer go to my camp and wait from a splendid plan we'll talk more there will is so cool love him he's so cool and I just met him so cool he stares right past you as if you're invisible or boring damn you see nothing out of the ordinary as you turn back the child slips between the Rocks hey really investigation pass your perception oh you get Advantage you have Advantage though yeah because you saw him on your perception check you got this oh man wow yep you got this Sarah with the investigation check any inspiration You' got inspiration you can roll roll again roll again all right try not to use all of them yeah I just list one more then all right do it there you go that's what we like to see 2016 the edges of a concealed entrance ooh guys come over here uh entrance I love concealed entrance hello I'm here oh you already gone ConEd hatch oh oh um should we be oh hi kid Hey kid kid come back should we be here should we do this should we just I guess I go talk to him oh what this in [Music] here Hideout anyone else want to try this this kid will not talk to me it seems like there's another kid down here no all right fine listen here child stinking little brat there is a cave down here wretched child how dare you me it looks like there's more child is this like a kid hang out then well look who's come to my kids say you've been busy since you got here not sure why you're poking your nose in our business though uh H I don't even know what your business is none of yours damn all right we're playing that game huh maybe you didn't know because of that I'll give you a 10 count to leave oh I'm not charismatic this is not good is this child threatening us n uh what oh she's actually counting down are these [ __ ] going to us let I'm curious to see where this goes all right I should probably stay out of this one seven little slow on the uptake wen't you um listen here you little [ __ ] I just broke my oath I'm going to break you next you know what I've done in the last five minutes uh I go where I like to told you already and I'll tell you again if I have to fine then what happens next is your fault what's going to happen shit's going to attack if we roll initiative I will laugh hysterically I will pleas just uh one drop one of these real quick the children listen please can we not Slaughter the children they need to learn a little humility I will see if I can diffuse the situation we couldn't kill we couldn't kill mccre and little lamp light but we can kill these little shits you did this to yourself hold on where what did I do why he's back to Counting slowest [ __ ] counting ever all right did you want to did you want to try or you want me to talk to him um there is no talking she is done with us you don't look so tough mul fought off a hobgoblin all by herself yeah and I killed two t flings all by myself there's a chest here called thev stash there is it's red I feel like if you get you have to you have to steal it so you'll probably have to roll a a check you'll see for God's sakes I'm trying to read this goddamn book there's nothing in here where the counting person go I don't know I was trying to find her she something by oh no oh no I found a tiny hole but I can't fit a hole where's that uh it's up here specifically here uh wait okay where you at hang on I'm coming what be it said I couldn't fit fit huh oh [ __ ] [ __ ] boring are you just jumping up I I be jumping how the [ __ ] you get all the way over there point I wonder where the counter went worried I guess they just [ __ ] off good they sure [ __ ] did they were not going to like what was going to happen when they hit zero hello Dy are you talking to me nope he will only ground worse on I do have the mascular shape shifter on wait I wonder if I can fit into the hole if I turn into a gnome I was going to say if you shrink down can you move through it oh I have disg I have disguise self that would uh so tough mul fought off a Hob Goblin all by herself I'm a gnome now ah yes the return of valini and velmon At Your Service is oh God hey look at that I F you made it oh [ __ ] it works I'm outside now I'm yeah what the [ __ ] I don't see the counter anywhere though I'm a tling now see if that kid will talk to me now wonder wait where are you I'm going to go back and talk to Donnie see if he'll talk to me now that I'm a teethling how wonderful to see you my scaly friend well that's cool that we could change sizes and it works yeah this is less disguised self and more alter self honestly should we could my scrawny shitty body fit in here nope guess not coming we can't get out check me out I got horns now nice I know you have the nudity on but I didn't expect you to become horny seriously where did that kid go I like how someone turned on myth attacks I don't want to murder the children there's a specific character in Skyrim that taught me otherwise did that what is this a wicker chest hang on o stand back Donnie I'm going for it can you jump it I need to get a better angle here for a for a glorious second I had it I believe in you if you have a potion of of speed that will increase your movement and let you jump further oh wait I wonder if maybe if I Dash then no no dice hang on me see if I can get a better angle here no dice wait a minute I don't think that can loot but it can pull it closer uh [ __ ] where did you guys end up going we're up here trying to get this chest what to do all right being a teeling does not help me in the slightest moving in you have a lot of strength right Connor uh Yay see if you can push me over there oh interesting uh that may end worse than you think put a save down it's a risk I'm willing to take man okay I reenter the camera on me get home home goodbye Mage hand you sucked and did nothing what's home it should be somewhere on the keyboard all right you can also double click I think wait oh I I need a I need a better angle but it you yeah I'm going to get out of your way oh I okay where' you guys go I think let me know if you need me to move don't oh no no no I I just looked you get halfway and then you fall I mean I can put feather fall on that yeah I mean are you going to land in a place that is you can actually land in or are you going to [ __ ] die I mean we'll find out won't we wait a minute hang on this hole have explosive stuff in my all right here we go oh it doesn't let you oh it doesn't even let me okay okay I wish I had taken the jumping wait I do have it one moment you do Conor huh yump oh here we go po we go he let's go finally that Spell's useful had 41 gold and a cup it oh my God I don't know if that was worth two of my spell slots well anybody have I have an idea for this hole does anyone have anything explosive I have 41 gold now so I think it's worth it you mean the hole in the top right yeah the tiny hole maybe we could blow it open a little more I mean we could just leave the way we came yeah no [ __ ] these kids it doesn't the hole doesn't have a health bar so I don't think we can blow it up [ __ ] these kids it doesn't have open we can't it doesn't have a health bar we can just leave the way we came I'm going to do so listen where's that [ __ ] little kid anyway she was counting and then she never made good on her threats where did the kid go oh hey what would she have gone outside wait look I'm looking at the map there's Donnie we're up here now where is the kid she's not even on the map anymore oh she's over here by the training dummies is she where yeah are you sure found her name is mole what's up you little [ __ ] it seems Mo was as good as her word she's reported that you oh you little what a little [ __ ] oh here we go I would never threaten a child I can't even imagine it I wouldn't even yes oh here we go why is it so high oh my God please this is a really we need this no use inspiration we really need this [ __ ] this you got A plus four at least there we go that's M baby whoa let's go heavy with righteousness and sincer it enough to get you off the hook this time like to imagine you just turn over to Mo and give her the middle finger hey you want me to you want me to threaten you for real you little [ __ ] [ __ ] little piece of [ __ ] did you go back the way we came is that what triggered that I guess just got close listen talk to mole you little [ __ ] I hate this child whatever we leing that I that I that I can't believe that that little piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] wait why is this called a strange Ox i' swear that hi uh why is there an arc okay why is he strange why is he strange are you intelligent checking the [ __ ] I'm Arana checking this socks are you a mine player there we go all right why strange cow go Bulls something's off this time to go Anakin appears something this is is it polymorphed I'm already a Sith baby wait that wasn't a cow move that was a wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait hang on which cow is it the strange Ox I have talked to animals oh wait a second I need this is a druid Grove isn't it I want to check it too to see if I get anything let's go I mean 21 21 21 off this creature isn't what it appears to be I want to talk I want to talk yep that's oh yeah Sarah does have speak with animals I'm coming okay okay okay okay yep we need to talk to this this is it y talk to him you're addressing me a humble Ox how quaint I mean I'll do it too yeah might as well and you're you're going to get the exact same thing as everybody else yeah you're going to hold on no that's all right why is my BR so [ __ ] you have a negative one yeah t at you I'm not done with you wait why did he say tick tock I thought he said TI wait where's the I'm not done with you he said Tik Tok afterwards you already had to speak with animals active stays active until long rest yeah I know I think he's done with you yeah he's done with you yeah piece of [ __ ] all right how about you [ __ ] this hey what's up with your buddy uh another one what are you under there then aunt or rocks oh I'm still a teeing H the keepers of this place they change their form to fit their need they become Birds to H on the wings is that the Druid that they were talking about earlier a h must h but for me only oxen only same old hair and I cannot even eat it because the horned ones hide their shiny bits inside really shiny bits the tee Lings put something in your hay hiding things thinking they're clever not clever sometimes ier pan was a little odd and they have to go looking for them on the other end a you're good buddy speak with animals it's so cool all right about this hungry ax be gone I am hungry okay oh all right damn interest sure this eyes me oh your dick I want to talk to you fine fine looking Beast you are good talk good job oh oh wait the shiny this place is a bloody death trap not a sanctuary you should clear off while you can uhoh hang on I want to check this shiny bits huh all right let me see this is our broad de death trap I bloody death trap I tell you 14 gold and an agot his death trap's bloody lovely bloody lovely Hammer best keep your hands to yourself you're being watched uhoh did you try to steal something no I clicked on a thing I I didn't do nothing yeah if the thing turns red that means it belongs to somebody else ah if someone sees you trying to grab it bad I saw you at the gates you fight well a few words for the kids spare a story or two create minotaurs what uh bad news children you're all going to die oh my God M first be strong and watch over your kin in trust there is Victory thanks I prefer when they smile should meet my friend he told like the shape of his horns I will play you the song of my people we don't know that we don't know that they were friends of theirs now that's racist strike damn it it's just not Landing why you calling your [ __ ] out interesting technique having some trouble nothing but go Goins in the wild out for blood and The Druids in here looking to kick us out or Worse we need to be ready for a fight but I'm useless with a sword you have horrible strength I do I might go with the inside yeah that's at least a flat roll yeah I'll give it a shot no wonder you're struggling you've no balance space your feet farther apart heck [Music] go wellion rules follow us everywhere they really do all right step step strike TR Athletics you can't do any worse keep the advice to yourself next time well wow oh my God here let me try this maybe I can oh my bad I'm just talking to people you're adorable oh uh right a he's precious best swing Harry yeah yeah yeah skip oh I guess he doesn't have anything else oh my God there's that little [ __ ] be here you you you you can't talk to them sadly oh you little [ __ ] I I'm just going to cast I'm I'm just going to cast shatter paralyzed you are still a teeling Sarah H yeah wait I fix that on the far right you'll see dispel swing oh for God's sake what is happening in here how do I dispel it I you should see dispel it's in the right category hello I can't come on you click on dispel then you click on yourself again really not seeing it it should be right next to The Hourglass just to the left of it you'll see in shape shift I just see the Camp me menu to the left of The Hourglass see a plus a minus and a lock symbol hey guys I found like a uh a Traer I'm going to talk to real quick there's no in shape shift button Sarah get rid of this there should be a button book book oh forget it doesn't seem to be affecting anything my dagger well it affects your dialogue options I don't there let's have a look you don't see this anywhere Sarah this belongs to me now or not I guess hello yeah but when I click on it it's like it's going to do it again oh yeah you click on it then you click yourself again grab what you can and get out that's my advice there you go uh guys we have a situation here where'd you go let my daughter go she's a thief hell spawn and you will wait for C's judgment now get back let me through M or I'll rip your Dam throat out oh [ __ ] Druid a girl full of Druids of course I a druid where are oh my God where uh he went this way oh yeah I'm all the way if you follow the path you'll see me those dirt kisses would let us die for the sake of that Bloody gr hang on I'm coming sorry what's going on here you need to get Arabella out now you heard the guards they're waiting on Corker to give word I'd sooner Tre through the nine Hells than trust that snake h i saw what happened why are The Druids holding your daughter Arabella tried to steal their Idol Druids lost their damn Minds about it they need it for their precious ritual oh it's all my fault I told her I wish the riched thing would just disappear or better yet explode now Arabella is being judged by a bunch of Druids who hate us that's not right uh oh she's just a child The Druids are overreacting I'll talk to them thank you they won't give us the time of day hurry I'm at the end of my tedar as is can't take this waiting uh so does somebody with a little bit more Charisma want to do the negotiating again I'm trying to find you guys again you have the most Charisma out of all of us yeah but like somebody who's a better Charisma person than me how did you guys get down there I can't find the PATH uh so if you go towards the ax then just follow that road it's past the hole oh God oh God oh God don't eat my crotch calm give him a chance you get back hold I come in peace uh come on Flex a little all right if it weren't for me you'd be overrun by goblins by now I'll go where I please keep back force my hand and I'll show you its claws a moment gona what I understand you apparently corga wants to see you go ahead pardon [ __ ] with haste I come here I come okay there you are and you is that a spoony board what your welcome can be easily withdrawn Outsider respect our Grove or face our claws you threats why are you uhoh what's up for discussion uh Volo that's a familiar name Volo is the the gates just now know when the Goblins came the monsters right yeah he's the monster guy a few questions if you that's why it's called volo's guide overstating my interest oh my God where where did his feathers go uh fine ask your questions glory be right back now then how would you describe that particular batch of go size nature distinguishing qualities you search your mind successfully recalling various details of goblin behavior let's see you're getting no this is you this is you that is that is the arol okay there were approximately six of them there was one made which died immediately there was a war which died pretty quickly to a shatter spell courtesy of my clutch brother and there were three others there was one that this weird guy named will was attacking ELD blast and then stab another one hello I am the clutch brother indeed he is exact description goblins were of rare gem colored H that is not what I said magic blow gums it is not what I said those are not the words that you spoke brass or silver variety what it was no dragon dragon born choice I BR or Silver Dragon would die a million deaths before allying with goblins I agree with this Choice [ __ ] is this man on about this witness has noticed red dragon you're just writing whatever you want aren't you rear last question then you'll be quite free did the attackers rally to the absolute when they fell upon the gates what I mean I heard a war cry but I didn't hear anything about an absolute uh just you know what you're going to write whatever you [ __ ] want dude basically yeah you know what they did have a war cry they called them war cry they did didn't they oh oh curious oh curious indeed I've interrogated one a captive In This Very Camp She reports they've abandoned their God mlat in favor of someone called the absolute the Scandal Goblin Superstition not was the Inc imp parchment ah but is superstition all these goblins are informed by a kind of strategy anathema to their kind I for what intend to get to the bottom of it I'm just preparing to head to their Camp as we speak in fact if you'll excuse me I ought not to Doro you're going to die no I think he he survives this movie be careful goblins are known for their Mercy oh never you mind who needs Mercy when you've a quick tongue H and an invisibility po stashed in your back pocket until we meet again I [ __ ] love poon po hey Sarah yeah you have talk with animals on right yeah oh wait a second you talk to the bear he was talking to sure why not tell me just a moment this man is recording my story I am far from home as the colorful man starts scribbling the bear sneaks a quick look at the page his brow furrows incomprehensible squiggles surround a crude sketch a bear disemboweling a clutch of teeth uh oh well come on all the Druids can understand me you can why can't the man with a pen I traveled a long WR way the man nods look how happy he looks ands another dismembered limb to his what this poor bear this poor poor Druid a come on let me tell forget it you're going to [ __ ] I think this one is an actual bear actually a bear named BOS no there's no overstating my [ __ ] Edward BOS oh my God please leave me alone oh you're stuck in no I'm not talking to you hey there's another bear hey that Bear's sleepy oh yes I'll talk to the bear hello tuppet hello puppet oh I'm do I have a fish I'll try okay fine I'm about what's that what's that what's that go hey hello okay should we should we do this sure let's see what's up here oh God this seems a bad idea let's wait for BOS and I'm coming shouldn't we go talk to the lady all right we'll do it that meteor will stay in the sky until we're ready yeah oh a squirrel squir squirrel squirrel squirrel squirr talk to it scre up scre up hi hi hi you're so cute it is adorable hi you're adorable you're so cute it's going to eat your face hello little friend Sarah be very careful Sarah get out lunges at your foot Timber no I knew it what's that for you're trespassing this is my ter actually what are your stats both us oh it's a flat roll either way here we go good luck 50/50 Sarah let's go good stuff how about this you can stay if you keep those ugly feet on the ground I'll even sweeten the pot found some weird smelling stuff on the ground you can keep it but these trees are mine follow the rules and I won't have to intervene got it that's a very violent squirrel that is a very violent squirrel he gave me a hyena who what the [ __ ] there's a bug bear assassin up here where what wait where are you oh he's up here what uh I dude there's also an astronomer up here I'm going to go around this way I'm going to kill this [ __ ] he's about to kill the astronom oh it's fight it's a fight where am I get my I'm going I'm sneaking up on this [ __ ] ice seeit there's the bug bear okay yep did you get I'm about to [ __ ] up his day yeah I'm about to hurt him too hang on oh my god well he's dead uh I saved you are you all right you have good timing never been much of a fighter so wrestling a bug bear would have gone poorly but you're not here for heroics are you aes's stench is all over your skin let me guess you're devil mistress is the of H Soul coin back too bad the place we started in square that's level one characters um I've been to a verus but I'm no Devil's servant care to explain why you wkak of the hells look [ __ ] happened okay oh you have Advantage how do I know if you Mouse over persuasion and intimidation it'll show you what your bonuses are whether or not you have Advantage a m flare abducted me and it ship went straight to aless nice very nice have five well that's quite the story and I thought I was doomed now I feel sorry for you here take this it's worth a fortune but a Fortune's not worth much if you're dead considerate payment for saving my life a soul coin true to its name holds a mortal Soul inside God serves in the nine Hills as very valuable currency oo I've got one of those that's depressing somewhere to Camp soon is there a way to like figure out who's inside M these Co power inesc you peer through the telescope uh is that a [ __ ] Dragon oh that's a red dragon oh no uh good luck I can squint at it or I can focus the telescope Focus just a straight wait a minute wait a minute this is what that Flo [ __ ] just said he was just talking about a red dragon that mother you could add your you could add your Astron knowledge [ __ ] to this Conor I could you gained Proficiency in all wisdom stuff for the entire day let's go hey didn't even need it oh that's a red dragon oh yeah that was a red dragon that was a red dragon oh [ __ ] uhoh it went to the left correct I think so yeah it went to the left of the screen move to the left you recognize the dragon as the Mount of a GI Yankee Knight perhaps it had been tracking the ship oh [ __ ] yes what's up uh telescope to the left the telescope points to the left [Music] happen to the right I guess doesn't hurt to the right to the right to left to the right and now try right again weird the dragon did go left the telescope points to the right oh there's a village I guess all there is that was lame anybody loot the body already yeah awesome do that ages ago down down down by the [Music] river oh there's something over here we got a body oh isn't that the guy that was shot by the Goblins yeah Nick Nick Canon not now please oh Lord anybody got talked to dead oh I do yeah I think they'll get pissed if I do it though have some respect this really isn't the time to talk what about that bug bear she wouldn't care just perform necromancy in front of them I'm sure that'll I'm sure that'll go great yep time to save it I mean do you want me to I mean let's we could go talk to the bug bear who do you want me to talk to I can only do this once per day oh you guys decide I'm going to what else is there around here anyway Conor BOS path down here huh who do you want me to talk to I mean there's the one dead guy if you want to talk to him I mean we could also talk to the bug bear as Sarah suggested we can do that yeah and I don't think that tling would care if we did we might be able to find out yeah find out what he was doing here I have not actually used speak with dead so this will be interesting let's see what happens yeah let's do it don't mind us lady just necromancy don't worry about it oh corpse too damaged I guess I burned it too much oh no well so now we know if we want to talk to a corpse we have to leave it intact don't burninate the corpse they move the body oh there's the body so talking to this body could absolutely backfire on us yeah they might it could absolutely get people to attack us uh do good thing Conor's saved yeah oh boy here we go to do it oh here we go I mean why not right okay are we ready for probably a fight this could be really bad I'm going just stand back here hang on yeah I'm going to I'm going to back up oh sure leave me in the firing zone with my 13 HP you decided to do this I'm right here ooh oh this is cool whoa thing never got to do lifelessly I mean two te are where do you keep your valuables oh my God I we know who it is Canon where do you keep your valuables couldn't take much in bed roll y' never got to Casp with dead even though he knew it who are you Canon not canon anymore where are you from I we from elel left who left El oh his profession all right yeah what is your profession oh oh ohas who sister what is your profession tayor before God volunteered the Spell's power WS you can ask no more questions is his sister here maybe we could at least tell them what happened oo I got inspiration from that nice okay I'm going to try to find his bed roll well it's a good thing it's a good thing that uh they didn't attack us this rolls over here these are all other Canon belongings yeah here we go [ __ ] you had 126 gold jackpot I hope you're proud of yourself I am listen you don't get to talk Mr oathbreaker I did nothing wrong NE those bloody teeths asked for it those there's something let's go look over you know what grun it was his last wheel in Testament I was the last person he spoke to he told me where it was so I took it oh this is where we entered okay I see so that's just the way down I think I took some garlic out of that box earlier any of you eat raw garlic I do nice garlic is very good I agree wholeheartedly there's more stuff down this way we haven't explored yet uh no we came back through the way we came to the entrance so we're kind of back never get out of myth hello where are you hello Grandma ah it isn't the talk of the camp it's it's a rare day when I see one of you lot about thank goodness you came along when you oh what you look more green than yellow petal are your heart cold feverish uh yeah it's called my skin color [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is up with everyone in FA oh my god really racist against gift yeah they don't bro is it any wonder why we turn them into slaves when they're so rude to us I guess you're on a different conversation but I found a I found a Smithy uh you could be Friend or Foe why should I drink anything you prepare I know Yankee make a habit of par this guy got plus one weapons it's just a healing potion a being like you knows of the gift if yes and you're as grumpy as I remember no offense love but you don't look well are you all right that is no concern of yours don't get your nickers in a Twist I was only asking no you need anything I have a few odds and ends for sale what oh show me your odds and ends nay bother uh potion of invisibility oh boy coralon Grace Porter staff ah Shield uh plus one bonus to unarmed attack rolls oh this is a monk weapon I think God he's got some nice stuff I can't afford any of it he's got dyes though to alter outfits take care no sweety what a Charming old Crone Nate yeah we don't have much gold right now uh also there's a lady who's like paralyzed in this house over here we'd have to break in to get in there I would do any of us have any thieves tools open view hang on um make certain use stealth before you mess with anything yeah hit the c key oh there's a goblin over here but that must be the goblin they captured they said all right thief's tools hang on I'll keep watch my Bo crimes my thunder [ __ ] Goin just you wait my bad all right all right mybe Crouch again here he Crouch again go are you playing a song no wait no so goddamn close I'm trying to distract the NPC so I decided to use performance but I'm not proficient so it's a poor performance there we go Druids this Grove is a death trap when I Mouse over it it says poor performance maybe you'd better stop before anyone starts throwing rocks I did it I did it I did it good job nice we were distracting stealth stealthy will will let's go good Heavens stop oh God this place is off limits leave uhoh get him Conor H uh what do I have here persuasion perception intimidation [Laughter] you hush girl another word and I'll snap your neck go for it you are really going to this oath breaker [ __ ] listen I'm leaning into it I can't believe we've broken the oath so soon I'm surprised that happened killed killed racists broke oath how's this for an oath I swear to kill all racists that's your new oath uh don't worry I'm here to help why the hell not I just saw you were paralyzed in here thought wow that chilo sure looks paralyzed can I help I did it damn it was inventory today I'm sorry nerves are shot after the attack do what you got to do sorry if I don't show you around uh I like these unique options you show Too Much weakness you'll be left behind relax I'll be up and about once this potion wait what in the nine Hells happened to your face are you all right what but huh is she talking about the scar on my face I was like yeah what wait she mentioned a potion is she high right now yeah what did you drink you mentioned a potion what did you drink sorry I didn't mean I bought it off the old woman in the cave self that about GI secret [ __ ] strong as a bug bear and fearless of course she also warned of side effects should have listened now I'm stuck guarding crates right oky dokie you'll be dead in seconds if the Goblins come I heal you for a price no really is Connor's villain AR y forget it you can't stop him Len did this she did this to herself all right to hey can't believe you got just enough all right I guess being Fearless won't help if an arrow comes flying right at me here old steel knock pocket the money at leave what spells do you have on hand Connor I have lay on hands uh cure cure here we go [Laughter] what that worked do we all right don't be I just wanted to say ifad SP the cast go ahead I'm sorry it's yeah lay on hand should cure the the poison it says she's paralyzed yeah uh imbue your hands with divine power cure all diseases and poisons affecting a creature uh specifically Paralyzed by Magic yes IMB your hands with divine power to heal a Target lesser healer heal what what I didn't hit anything what did you do nothing nothing I didn't I didn't even click on anything bro this is a restricted area what did we do what did we wait a second you cast a spell you getting ready to cast a spell I just meant to click on it um wait this is me why is it me why is it you this is so confusing I think you were closest oh thank God you have good Charisma oh my God I live here [ __ ] what the uh please do the ey live well why you looking at me like that what now I I didn't expect this would be me what this even happen I think I clicked a spell to look at the description but he clicked it and cast it you can Mouse over it look I didn't mean to click it just choose I I wanted to see what the I wanted to see what the Friendship one was and I clicked it why are you looking at me like that I live here 22 is that is that the DC yes DC is 22 maybe you'll hit it oh my God there is no way in hell I'm what do you need just get the natural 20 forehead yeah oh my God I got 21 no you were so close just one under wait I got inspiration earlier oh God I'm rolling again only once inspiration come on ah Prince Division I got plent that time great well so what now guess it's about time to hit that old dusty trail is impassive your little speech was unconvincing buy perhaps some gold we don't have that much gold 432 gold oh we do not we we have like 200 gold Maybe I yeah I've got like 72 to my name but I don't know if we can give it to you should I go to prison or should I attack wait is maybe no just uh just just reload we saved yeah now I want to see where this goes should should I go to prison or should I attack how does prison work CU if I go to prison you could probably break me out break him out that's true but this would be more fun I don't want to reload every time something goes wrong I swear I'll go to prison oh we're prison oh my God wait what we're already in prison you [ __ ] oh my God hey the door's broken [ __ ] this oh they relieved us of all of our weapons yeah that works so what's out here there's a little path down here yeah you're out yeah but all of our stuff oh it's trapped yeah I just saw Let Me Clear the Way yep I got it too oh you got it okay cool all right whoever detects the Trap should go first listen since it was since it was a misclick should we just like reload I yeah I I didn't mean to do that I'm cool with reloading that was my bad I didn't realize you can reload if you want that wasn't a I wanted to see how it went at that point this is the DM throwing up their [ __ ] hands and just being like you all all right well our last quick save was right was it right before yeah it was right before we talked to uh right before we talked to Canon all right nobody touch anything right before we talk to Canon yeah that's that's a wild back I'm just going to put the keyboard down well things went yeah so so that's also good to know that I can't cast the Friendship thing or she immediately calls for the guards you can cast friendship when you're in dialogue with someone if it prompts you okay cuz I've never had there's no repercussions for doing so on this difficulty I just I've never been able to get that off so I didn't know if I had to cast it before or not so I wanted to look if the spell description said if it's like a before you interact thing I need healing we to jail are we the bades wait a second we didn't we didn't go we didn't go to jail look we don't talk about that all right never speak of it different Multiverse that didn't happen nobody saw it happen leave it alone but what if there is video evidence har I swear to [ __ ] God this one there's a lot oh my God oh my God which God I don't know which God you to so I haven't loaded any percents yet does it go one at a time or yeah I haven't either yeah this is why I was worried about reloading my screen's Frozen this is definitely not a reason oh no oh no it's Conor well so restart we want to throw up a little B right back screen yeah BRB yay [Music] we're about two hours in this is a good time for the halftime show I uh yeah I could use a PE bra that'd be great I'm going to grab a drink my computer will let me throw up the BRB screen there we go all right I'll go pee you know what there there we go what if I just close the game that's what I'm going to do and we'll reboot it good bathroom break everybody Welcome to the B Bosco halftime show compliments of hashtag blame Bosco and there we go it's crashed all perfect hopefully the next time I launch it it won't be such a such a tremendous wanker I mean it never really laugh uh left Nova it's all there's hashtag Blen BOS has always been a thing oh it's delicious and nutritious my audio cuts off a little yeah it's probably the Noise Gate I have on it I'm just going to disable this [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] it let me know when you're back in so I can uh rejoin on you yes oh I I'm still waiting on my [ __ ] uh inversion of the balers gate opening theme that is just that dude snoring oh my [Music] God living in a van by the river and no I will never get tired of that joke [Music] oh all right crunch dread Haw return I'm loading in I'm loading in hopefully it loads a little more smoothly this time yeah I'm already back in the game I'm hoping it was I'm hoping it was just the that particular launch that was [ __ ] for some reason oh yeah yeah the graphics on this are amazing it's loading way faster now oh oh yeah it's like buttery smooth now also how do we feel about the eaves drop so far I love it it it seems a little disruptive if you're like doing uh doing a task or if you're talking to somebody else uh you just get booted out that's why I'm wondering if it'd be better for us to SW back to just calling out we're entering into a dialogue I I like I like that I like that it cuts us directly in we just got to probably communicate when we're going to jump into a talk so we don't pull everybody I've been bad about that this thing again so you can steal [ __ ] again yeah famili Ally uh I'm not in your game yet he's coming oh he coming be good I'm connecting now I say yeah moving forward call out when you're about to move into a dialogue that way the E drop is not as disruptive yep you know what we don't really need to talk to him we already know where his valuables are don't waste a step yoink nice see now we don't have to waste that it's true all right the benefits of time travel do we want to try that again maybe not uh [ __ ] cast a spell on her uh so let's uh let's yeah I think that's probably a good call all right I'll do the thief tool again again or alternatively since um realistically grunch is the only one who can heal them Sarah gets the door open grunch goes in we listen to the conversation while we stay outside so if he gets carded off to jail we can just break him out yeah die [Music] if so we just got to distract these guys right I can do that with the power of poor performance how do I how do I perform is he just a have a musical instrument damn it can I do a magic trick can I just do a performance check it doesn't seem so damn it what to bring might don't remember to hide you've been spotted fiddling with that lock damn it they said remember to hide else hide oh she's heading for you yeah she's walking over I'm leaving I'm leaving I'm leaving leaving leaving leaving goblins Druids this Grove is a death I tried to cut her off what you can and get out that's my advice Wooh can I can I charm her uh don't know if that would help all right is it possible just to jump through the roof uh I don't know what we've got before the Goblins come come that [ __ ] is watching me yeah can't way oh is there a goblins grab what you can goblins she has faced away from the door and she she's leaving was speaking with the Dr I'm a drown now yeah look grunch I pointy ears like you do now we even have the same air color I can pack or talk and right now I'm packing all right here we go yeah there we go yes we'll wait out here's open it's your turn now grunch I'm out I'm out go do it Connor I'm going to stay away I can't [ __ ] it up out here saving wise yes smart I'm out of here I need to I need to save like every [ __ ] time am every 4 seconds Sation right now another step forward hello this conversation we will there we go this place is off limits leave we were too far away I'm here to help I'll believe in you hey damn it I can't believe you've never rolled so high what you got to do sorry if I don't show you you'll get left behind what in the nine Hells happened to your face are you all right you mentioned Aion what did you Dr I to her credit of course she also warned of side effects should have listened hell yeah oh no go Ahad and use inspiration crit faure this inspiration that's I all right I guess being Fearless won't help if an arrow comes flying right at me here woohoo hold still and I'll cast the spell got it I'll cast the spell all right here we go lay on hands woo come on hello oh did it work I don't think that worked to you have when you choose lay on hands do you have a restoration por you'll still heal me right maybe we need to go talk to that lady who gave her the potion uh is there like a yeah I used I used lay on hands cure imbue your hands with divine power to cure all diseases and poisons affecting a creature to Happ not disease or poison she's paralyzed we might need lesser restoration yeah which we don't have uh like I said we could go talk to the lady who gave her the potion wait one let me there's a good thing you're already an oath breaker do I have lay on hands or do I have [ __ ] uh lesser Restoration in this [ __ ] I don't even know also I'm sending you some gloves Connor ooh they'll give you plus one to strength saving throws nice I'm currently wearing the uh gloves of power [Music] ah do I have uh well looks like I'm just just stay in here you can we could just go come back and get her later I think if I leave she won't take it too kindly uh well you don't know if she'll do anything just leave we did say step what wait ah good call [ __ ] it run run Conor run that guard is quick this is a restricted area time to explain yourself or this guard will be restricting you to a cell [ __ ] off oh Charisma time talk hey your conviction is enough this will be taken no further nonetheless this area remains forbidden should transgress again your efforts to talk yourself out of trouble will be of little use so we have to heal them we need lesser restoration or something yeah we need lesser restoration but the next time we go in there we cannot go without that no she's hostile she won't she'll she'll scream for the guards the moment we go in there so I'm we'd have to reload all right let's do it let's let's reload with that in mind wait do we try to find where less a restoration thing is before we reload sure yeah but then we'll have to find it again shouldn't just we reload and then go find no I mean we'll know where it is yeah let's let's try to find it I'm going to look at the quirks over here maybe she has something depends how many people are dumb enough to ask it's a rare day when I see one of you lot about thank goodness you came Bel there isn't a bit of color in those cheeks pet are you harsh yeah he's a silver dragon born of course color lotions and Potions Galore uh if I can't cure myself nothing oh my gosh sure I am magic you or the dragon your blood hitch to ride with oh Jesus all right I can smell it from here like iron and fire delicious but why is she calling your blood delicious smells off petal yeah something is wrong this this weirdo lady is definitely something uh is fishy about her I've been better it's difficult to expl explain oh I've seen it all I once had a fellow who'd been caught dabbling with a dryad a the wife was none too pleased and introduced him to a poh of boiling oil but worry not I fixed him up and depending on the lighting he looks good as new my point is whatever ails you I promise I've seen worse what is it pet what's wrong well sure why the [ __ ] not I mean I've got a mind flare parasite in my head as you recount your adventure Auntie Ethel mods along her eyes wide why was there a bubble you poor pet my heart goes out to you truly I see no sign of a tentacle yes but that could change in an instant you need help serious help I've never potion a lotion here that could do it but yes I may have something at home oh really I me what are you doing whatever do you mean petle [Applause] oh I do you have a powerful ancestor in your family perhaps a winged one while I've done some mad things I've never F around with the dragon well not yet anyway who hello Grandma's Got Game tea and Potions are as exciting as it gets for these old bones but enough ning I'll be heading home shortly here let me mark it on your map oh okay right be careful on the road I'd hate if something happen to you take care P did we just I think find a route we sure we well we found it's possible yeah so that being said some weird Vibes though yeah I'm going to talk to her again I want to see if she has other potions I'm not getting thrown into conversations anymore it might be off right now Conor might have shut it off I didn't shut [ __ ] off oh weird everyone should check your options and make sure needes drop is on Father uh water now it's mine's mine's checked still you may have just bugged then would a potion of healing do it or no no needs to be something that gets rid of uh status effects like paralysis yeah I don't see anything here oh are we not planning on reloading if we're like going through all this no we are I guess I thought I was just checking to see if she had a potion maybe we may just if we do reload may just have to come back to that girl on The Shack later maybe once we get a few levels and Connor gets something like lesser restoration yeah lesser restoration is level two spell isn't it it is so you should have it soon no wonder I didn't have that Lear restoration's level one spell is it pretty sure no I think it's a level two I'm going to talk I'm going to I'm going to talk come back here come back here come back here I'm going to talk to you hi rat hi hi stay back or else oh yeah you're right it's two rat nothing's wrong just get back oh my tooth oh laugh at him what rat let me take a look it's the front one I chipped it on the evil thing evil thing uh what evil thing in the Box follow me I'll show you yeah sure where you going yeah this is why talking to animals is so cool true all right here it goes we're we're doing a lot before reloading yeah we should probably reload guys oh he's going into the shack oh no I can't well wait will she only will she react to all of us or just you that's a good question we're going to reload anyway so let me go in find on your map one of you only one of you H we're in here we're in here just fine all right this is a restricted oh God damn it oh for [ __ ] sake all right I'm loading I was going to click attack yeah take his ass out oh hey I see it loading this time yeah same yeah I don't know why I guess that particular launch of the game was just [ __ ] for some reason weird cuz now it's running like butter still that's good at least yeah I don't know why that happen it's very very odd it's DND D dite d d will win this fight DND D oh hey we're here again and I'm still a dark elf all right the last of my gamer Subs so I'm going to go talk to that lady again just to get that tree sure which means we'll need Sarah to open it actually the door's already open are you zoru with Hast is the door open it doesn't have a lock on it well yeah you unlocked it I saved after you unlocked it but it's not open and yes that NPC next to you is named Zoro all right let's just uh yeah let's just leave it for now doors are open at you tell me to talk to him go for it I'm going to talk to him my M eyes another one my friend's blood not enough come to rip me open too [Laughter] bro you just you're betting a [Laughter] thousand what the [ __ ] is up with with these racists up in here are you getting racist again yes see this guy this guy says that his friend died to one of your to a gift so it's like maybe he's just upset it's not necessarily racism you can't just call everything racist for no reason Conor he said he said another one and then he made an assumption about me based off of my [ __ ] skin oh my God I'm getting profiled here here you see audience the three alignments in action yep and this is why he's an earthbreaker you seen other GI Yan tell me where I'll have your head difficulty five I'll tell you just stay back all right they were on the road to Boulder's Gate near the mountain pass it saw us for we saw it jammed its blade through y's belly straight to the other side good it's too early for Christmas I just ran now get away from me oh all right well that's new leave me alone I I beg you you kind of look like John Cena what's in the face leave me alone I thank you don't you see it to do I do see it and I hate it he looks a little bit like he looks a little like like John Cena if he was a wimp John twinka my God twink Cena there we go H did you get that thing marked on the map Bosco I did okay all right yeah all right all right all right let be here is there a way to check to make sure that it's good to go oh oh Dragon borns Oh no you're going to shoot me your hands are shaking put it down she can't fight back that's the point get out of the way oh that's Canon sister brother ARA you're better than this you mentioned ARA remember yeah this is this is Canon sister before you lose your nerve tlin if you ever had it to begin with uh do your this Goblin is in need of judgment I should decide her fate I didn't ask for you to say a damn thing keep out of it can we assist during conversations don't raise your voice to me yeah like don't yell at me [ __ ] who you talking to with all that bass in your voice what what where's Gail looks like the absolute sent me a protector you're going to kill him too you move oh my God that option that's brutal no AR call this is Conor's game now he's the star look I am the chaotic alignment this won't avenge Cannon it won't change anything come on baby yep oh oh my Lord God we the game knows somehow it knows do you want to use that inspiration do I care enough about this what do you think chat this Chad what do you think might give us some good info chat what do you think I mean we seem to be getting inspiration pretty easily consistently is true that's the other reason you should have spoke with dead it was inspiration show enough I may go back and do that cuz I can still go back and do that okay here I go all right let's go that's what I like to see 20 let's go you're right I wish you weren't I really do look at that smile you DN it why do you care if a goblin lives or dies I don't I care about you uh because Vengeance eats people alive you'll Grant the Goblins two victories this day you should know you used to be a Vengeance Paladin yeah and I broke my oath for killing some racists vengeance is not the right path being a sick ass Necromancer [Laughter] is you better be right it's all right ARA let's go I'm going to go speak with dead real quick I'll get us some do we share it as a group or do we share it per character we do uh inspiration shared between the group I'm pretty certain we can hold only a Max of four at any given time oh it's chugging what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] might be chugging because I'm loading the map all the way over here God damn it yeah I just want to look in the chest God actually I'm not lagging at all I don't know what's up with you three yeah I'm good oh uh his body is not here ah we missed our chance uh cannons I'm talking with the ox I'm checking the ox I do see a fresh grave let me go defile it oh my god oh no well I need to talk to him officer you don't understand I really need to have this conversation oh now I'm lagging like a [ __ ] Ain sure why you protecting me it's too late to make friends W me my tribe's coming they're going to burn this pretty place for the glory of the absolute and you by your guts very violent I don't think so another God I swear torel has more deities than there are stars in the sky goddess we're burning her name across the face of the world we are the Absolut is gold from the sky she is the blessing in the storm and the storm itself an all powerful Goddess that can't get you out of a cage maybe she sent you to help me and you will if you want to save your skin and if the teeth stick a few arrows in us on the way out of here don't worry Priestess gut will patch us up got a whole Lab Set up Cooks up potions that fix our Lads no matter how much of a beating they take could probably stick your head back fun if someone was to chop it off Mighty boo yog nice story buy it for a copper in a Tavern nearby it's the truth I swear on your mother's grave oh how dare you you already told me what I need to know I'll find the Priestess myself even if you did find my tribe they'd set the Ws on you you need me get me out of here and I'll tell him what a good friend you are actions have consequences SAA maybe use this time in the cage to reflect suit yourself looking forward to seeing what your innards look like you're going to be sorry it's chugging oh here we go I believe you're going fresly turn soil shifts beneath your feet look around consciously to begin to dig God oh my Lord I'm just going to put my stamp on this hey Connor did you know you can save mid conversation oh my God are you actually trying this you're disguised so nobody will that's kind of what I'm I'm counting on all this for a point of inspiration also for the record let's not have me load two separate areas at the same time yeah that's pretty rough uhoh hiding successful oh my God oh my God ha oh s the corpse regards you lifelessly hi who are you Canon I Cannon what happened to you Arrow so I could bring him back to life cun would you breathe I have revivify no The Scroll of R vivify only works on player characters oh that's unfortunate I would assume you'd have have to use that like immediately after too who killed you were goblins Arin you can get a lot of information from them yep what were you doing when you were killed guarding gate have to open tayor four God the Spell's power W goodbye you can ask no more questions I'll see only get so many questions you do yep yeah oh God we need to reberry him no we don't I'm sure it'll be fine I'm going to check his body is he just running away there's someone approaching there is someone that is a there's somebody sitting there oh hey the rat I'll talk to him again a rat get that out of the way I'm glad I got away with that that's amazing hey Mr rat seems like a good moment to talk come back I need to talk to you thanks for fighting off those goblins you go when I approaching you Conor ask my selection is pretty slim I had to leave most of my C in an elel all right what's on let me see your way as maybe I'll get a better deal as a guild Artisan I have no idea what do you have red dye all right I got the pale orange dye purple dye ocean dye blue dye oh [ __ ] [ __ ] you keep hiccuping man I don't know Make It Stop got some uh chain shirt hide [Music] Armour ah he doesn't really have much I got an apple and a pear I was wondering if maybe I would get a something special for being a guild Artisan but I suppose [Music] not so where do we want to go to next uh we did have kaga but wanted to talk to us yeah that is true we've we've really DED on that point we were exploring that was down this way right yes more tling kids here yep which way was it again I'm coming I will wait by the door come on us being separated really chugs my frame rate was down here I think it's weird that it chugs like that we never did talk to this one kid oh well you can always talk to him later probably try to Swindle us or tell the guards on us so can we yeah all right so where's this the lady some more over here it' be through this door a look at this piggy I'm going to talk to the piggy y I thought you were houseing the bo prances around haunches clenching and unclenching impatiently where's Al promise me a mate okay um oh boy you do you bunny are we all here yet or I'm here we're here yep who we talking going in oh where do we go oh we go over there okay y stone door mud hey a wolf I'm going to talk to the wolf we're all here Connor yeah you might be whoa please snake snake oh it's a snake and I will cast out every stranger impr present her she's just a child she's a parasite D she eats our food drinks our water then steals our most holy Idol in thanks wrath lock her up she remains here until the right is complete and keep still devil Tila is restless come Koga we took back the idol surely do it my God you have um actually nature might be better for you you have a plus one technically yeah don't jar don't Dr cherish Harmony jailing the girl disrupts Nature's Balance okay that's not too bad yeah we go roll please don't hurt me that sounded like a failure yeah yep do I have any inspiration left we might have one two yeah I'm going to roll again come on yes let's go hey why don't we see the rolls anymore it's weird isn't it it is as you say si te to me out Thief my Grace has its limits thank you corga master hon hson isn't here keep his name off your tongue lest hea pierce it oh boy well we handled that good job Sarah all right okay by claw and tooth from root to Thorn The Old Oaks Grove to wildling sworn the mural shows Druids claiming the Grove in the name of the old oak Sylvanas god of nature who wants to talk to this lady I can do it I am turning Eve's dropping off yet she failed that's what matters all right here we go go on say it you think I'm a monster I mean honestly I just want to see what would [Music] happen I'm trying to think what I want to say you're protecting your own sometimes cruelty is required first you urge Grace then you speak truth you surprise me twice over a shame the grace period ends the Viper's fangs have been bed she must guard her brood no matter I took back the idol of sylvanis and the writers resumed we will seal the Grove free from harm free of intruders wait is she a drw wielding a metal weapon yeah the [ __ ] yeah what Reach For Your Weapon what the [ __ ] [ __ ] mean I would stop the ritual this right must be born of powerful magic the right of thorns it is the tree father's gift that none come to harm when we speak the final prayer the great fine will Sprout forth The Grove will be cloaked in Bramble and Thorn no one enters no one leaves Sanctuary none of this can happen while Outlanders infect us sanus demands that we choke them out I think we got to tell him yeah I came on zev's behalf his people could perish if you force them out and mine perish if he stays you showed great metal at the gate the metal of a skilled sword for hire I want you to provide your services to zor offer to guide The Outlanders out of the Grove I'm sure they'll reward you well they're to be gone before final prayer if they are not the Viper must strike I mean are we willing to do the the quest yeah sure cool seems fair then it seems I'd best speak to zor you will do more than speak this tale ends but one way with the Outlander Rod cleansed and the Grove forever shrouded wait do Druids not have the whole metal limitation anymore uh I think they're I think they're doing away with it but uh even so the metal limitation only extends to armor not weapons ah who else do we want want to talk to here I want to talk to the wolf yeah we should honestly you have to speak with animals to talk to everybody another stranger come to vex me Silver what will you do hunt me grab my tail shout until my head hurts who's been pestering you I'll teach them a lesson silence your help is not required not by me at least h I found a chest back here called kagus chest but it's locked yeah don't I wouldn't try to take anything we're going to get in big trouble I'll talk to some more of these rats then see if I can get some any extra info rat doesn't respond it simply Bears its teeth right about rat rat rat watches your movements but does not speak how about you what is this the ride of thorns the rat glares at you but says nothing investigate kaga what should you talk to her more is it because you open that book interen interwoven prayers and incantations sneak across on one side of the page written on the other side are instructions for performing the ride of thorns when the prayer is complete thorns and bramble rise from the earth protecting all from harm who chanted it h and in the quest Journal it says the r of thorns is dangerous magic why is kaga so determined to do do this we should investigate that is true I want to talk to this raft going to be an investigation yeah anyone still have uh thieves tools uh I don't think I do I think I give them to Sarah because if we're going to investigate Gaga may as well look in her chest yeah sneaker chest also Bill what up dude I see you oh my God oh my God chest it's over this way you can highlight all the items in an area by holding alt and I noticed one called kaga's chest I went to investigate but it's locked yeah make also sneak I'm going to not do this cuz my sneak is terrible you may want to save yeah I would should beine no no you there you there what will theing want next letting the hell child go under some conversation you should be safe everybody's racist in this [ __ ] there's a red there's a red thing there's someone someone there yeah it's elf boy he's at the bookshelf another Outsider don't go yet should you have an you can't distract him with conversation long it doesn't look like immediately you will leave immediately I'm actually hidden right now there you go all right should I go now yes all right going come on all right these tools come on they don't right click and click pick lock okay here we go total bonus five there you go a oh you [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] all right I can use the thief's tools again so that's okay got it try again why all hey yeah there you go thank you you're good so far elf boy is not moving all right I got it let's move yep let's go get out of the way get out the way get out the way where is he he's right there you're good I think we're good I think you can stop sneaking now what'd you get I want to get out of here first I want to get somewhere safe let's come sit on the stone bench it's all parked down here no no I don't want to talk to you next what will the T flings want next all right all right what did I get [ __ ] brother I'm here again I was wondering who that trow was yeah oh this looks like a very awkward sandwich for crunch um I am the most delicious and dangerous filling I got something called fall D's Canticle the shadow Druids do Doctrine okay Shadow Druids um balance is a myth where any Clan Treads nature struggles Unity is fiction men of mere flesh seek only to tame the beast in Raz Flora we are the Thunder and we are the rain we shatter Mankind and grow new life in its place right uh oh secrets of the Shadow oh what got inspired why and I have a half torn note what did you do where so I read that I think anything the party does it accounts for anyone who can get inspiration whenever we find secret knowledge that's my trigger got it all right the note says the note says kaga swamp docks tree meet me alone olon oo oh maybe we go that there swamp docks huh a tree at the swamp docks is there a there it is is there a way to see what I would get from my [ __ ] I I think so oh here we go your skill in a particular craft is earned you membership in a mertile guild offering Privileges and protection while engaging in your art repairing and discovering rare crafts will bring inspiration that means you need to do the crafting and Alchemy system very well yes I shall you can hit P if you want to see what your inspiration stuff is for everyone p uh also it says to search the emerald Grove as part of our investigate kaga so maybe there's more here uh search the emerald Grove is gray out oh so we did it it says investigate the swamp Druids chamber what the [ __ ] a what happened a wounded bird I see you just give me a moment help the birdie is there anything I can do to help a moment this med there it's up to her now life or death Mory where's RG what was it you needed a Healer a I'm looking for NTI you found her but I still don't know what she can do for you healing as soon as possible come here let's have a look at you you seem healthy enough a bit tired from the eyes maybe think you're going to have to specify the Mind player stuff uh no good way of putting this I uh I have a tadpole in my head a tadpole a mind flare tadpole yeah you know of him can you help me I I'll do what I can come follow me I might be able to help hey I found somebody we need to be quick this way wait I want to talk to the bird for a sec all right go for it please I'm resting something took a chunk out of you what happened the bird says nothing trying to rest oh what a PR him [ __ ] it big dog null I got too close huh where did you see these NS Hills near Road oh God did I no I'm going to gos oh okay it's moving Oh I thought you killed I thought you killed the bird can't believe you almost killed LJ you monster oh my God the the Stone's full of blood oh oh I don't see a bird there anymore it's dead it's dead you murdered the [ __ ] out of it Sor you can loot its body for what I don't know it's just gold well Sarah killed LJ it still says exhausted bird not dead bird we're good what the f something in that vessel take a closer look what who what vessel that wasn't it's ow this one had the same problem as you attacked us in the woods together with some goblins tadpole crawled out of his head soon after the D and I have the same kind of parasite seems so gave Master hson a right start everyone everyone's saying reload join on their expedition to find out what was happening I pity you got me instead of him little cheeky bird murder studied them still we have options you don't have to be here for this all right let's see what we can do are you going to jam that thing in my ear h what's that plant will it help it might but first things first uhoh tell me about your Ser I think she's going to jam you in the eye you no anything strange happening I can merge my mind with anyone else that's infected victims can identify each other not that the others know they're victims of course how did you pick up the parasite hson was desperate to find where all this was happening on the mine flare ship I was kidnapped and infected a mine flare ship but master hson was sure look you've been straight with me so I'll be straight with you you're dangerous if you transform here we're all dead but you seem like a good Soul you deserve a chance to save yourself this is a v of wyvern poison swear to me you'll swallow it if you feel any symptoms I swear I hope it doesn't come to that but thank you here free wyver i' spent my life treating and never once saw a she does kind of sound like Ashley Johnson then suddenly there's dozens of you maybe more Master hon and I were tracking them studying trying to figure out what the hell's was going on I guess you should all be changing there should be a small army of mine flares out there but you're not weird powers aside you seem perfectly normal yes grunt is completely normal I perfectly normal should be changing M flares reproduce by infecting someone with their parasite seven gruesome days later the victim transforms and a new mind flaring form the thing in your skull though it's different to anything in our records it's one of their worms for sure but this one gives you power telepathic connections and it doesn't turn you into one of them not yet anyhow so you think it's only a matter of time could be but there's a lot we don't know infected folks like you have been converging on an old Temple of saluna and I have no idea why when Master hson heard the adventurers were heading that way he saw a chance to get answers joined on the spot whatever he found there he didn't make it back I think so I hope so I sent Birds to find him but they can't get close without goblins trying to shoot them down you though you're one of them technically speaking I mean they won't kill someone carrying their parasite if you can find hson and get him out of there we can discover what he learned and perhaps he can save your life how's that sound well I mean it's another option it is I'd be I'd be down for it all right I'll find holson thank you it would mean everything to the grow to me I wish I could tell you more but only those adventurers know what happened out there it could also stop the Protege from doing this ritual they all went to the old Temple of saluna yeah because master house yeah he's he was the leader she's the second in command to go plus we've we've got a lead on on her maybe getting up to some [ __ ] Shenanigans yeah don't TR I have a theory as well yeah these shadow Druids what if you tried to speak to dead on that guy that's what I was thinking yeah try it you know how that she said the Goblins are in League with whatever's at that Temple yeah and that one Goblin in the cage said they have some kind of new God what if that God is related to the mine flares it could be a mine flare there's a letter on this St before I speak with it it says track the Druid find whatever burrow he runs to and report back to me remember you are only a scout do not engage do not kill anyone simply observe in return I shall do decide what we do next signed him oh wait if he's a hold on I'm curious see if this works from one drown to another what the [ __ ] yep come on let's go your name in house now of the absolute oh yeah I think I'm right H what's up Ned oh you got the draw options you get drw options oh sh because you're shape shifted that's good to know sh shifted interesting stuff we have very limited questions I want to know more about this absolute uh it says where did you get your wait she did say he had the same sort of parasites that me that's the biggest question I have as much as I love the drw ones it's good to know that we can choose Dr options interesting stuff remains silent it doesn't understand the questionn huh it didn't understand the question yeah I'll give this a shot sure there is no House of the absolute no houses all equal in her love how many questions to speak with they normally give you I thought it was five yeah five now that was two unless in not understanding that one question counted I think that counts so that's one the second one was the drw question which is two I think we have three more I think I'm thinking one of the bottom three I this one looks good to me mhm where did you start following the absolute moonrise Towers good to no location initiation oh I'm thinking four or five I lean towards two myself but well we know what happened to him he was killed well I mean maybe that question leads to how he was initiated and stuff what do you think Connor um I'm thinking maybe who killed you yeah that's a good idea don't we know I thought it was the oh no yeah they did kill them did they yeah is that what she said yeah she said he jumped them in the woods and so they yeah that that's a wasted question we know that yeah gotcha uh manys I like the M flare I why do you like four over five because of those one Dr and he's responding to me there may be more that letter was signed him all right let's give it a shot all right because NY was saying you're one of them they want attack someone with their own parasite yeah that makes me think the parasite is linked to this absolute maybe so if he was initiated at moonright Towers then he might not necessarily have been abducted by mind flares the way yeah my initial thought was that a mind flare was the new God but the Goblins follow the absolute too so I don't know if it's limited to the drought he did say all were equal in her eyes so maybe yeah so maybe the absolute doesn't necessarily discriminate on who gets invited to the club right up grunch his alley then a not racist gu yeah finally how many Fon who isn't racist IM menora IM menora yep oo good call please let me have another question no you can ask no more question ah the one that it didn't understand was wasted damn it [ __ ] [ __ ] still that was pretty that was orbs can no longer speak damn it I found some mung work nice I love mung we'll send all our alchemical stuff to Connor cuz he can use it yeah oh I think I have some all these books that we cannot touch and I don't think I want to risk touching yeah there's a lot here that I can't touch I'm going to send my Al Al oh yeah I'm going to send my [ __ ] to Connor real [Music] quick uh there's all kinds of books on this table also keep in mind it is it is it is 10 o' that we want to keep going yeah uh what what are we thinking how you guys feeling I mean I'm fine to keep going Sarah uh there's my Alchemy pouch uh those reest I'm assuming maybe we can go for another 30 minutes I'm good with that let's do it I realized I haven't had din my dear NY iust you with the ciret to open the library we it always if you need to enter the Vault talk to wrath he has the Rune but won't give it to anyone so be sure you have a good reason to ask protect my research while I'm gone and take care of the animals don't give a fish to tough it she's getting lazy that was the name of the bear that was the bear we threw the fish to yeah notes on drown parasite anatomical sketches of both a drown and ilit Tad po accompanied by notes written in an urgent scribble parasite was nestled deep in the brain matter ilth it undoubtedly the host seemed unaware while alive no visible signs of sorosis on the Cav most strange final note in a single underlined word altered what are you reading there's stuff on this table there's also a house's Journal oh yeah I'm going look at that Autumn crocus since hpe did you just take the basket yeah round that I can grab that's not going to that's curious what's Curious oh you walked by a door that has a lock on it oh stone slab show enough oh so there's a thing over here that says there's been a lot of owl bear sightings which explains the Assassin well owl bear is not the same as bug bear oh they not the same owl bear this this little thing this little tablet has an empty trumpet we got a lot of stuff holy cow all right so what next I killed the bird uh do we want to go out into the swamp and try to investigate kaga I'd be down yeah let's let's do that yeah there is so much blood from that bird you murdered if we prove that if we prove that she's a fraud maybe she'll stop the ritual then we should go look for that help well also if we go find that housing guy he might help us stop girl I did not mean to click on you a tragedy prevent it might be worth talking to uh that kaga seems dangerous well seen well spotted we've let a snake replace our leader thought the snake was repair the snake no no no they're saying that she is a snake they're comparing her to the snake she's a coldhearted snake look to her eyes seems happy to rule the telling lies who's your real leader Master there it is perhaps Goblin called perhaps death he set mistress corga back in line hold her the task stop this damn ritual more will die if the right is finished so many more sent into a world gone mad if no one's looking for house I could do it would you I would give anything to see H return home Sarah committed a burder [Music] anything I'd like more solid ARA than anything our need is great I will open the treasures of this Grove to you even if the circle forbids it ooh forbid treasure is an elf with the presence of a bear he left West with the adventurers you won't mistake the first Druid for anyone else oh he went West he went West so do we want to are we on a time limit do you know no it would tell us if we're on a time limit then I told me that explicitly I'm going to talk to wrath real quick oh no you already talked to him yeah you just talked to I want to I would say yeah let's go to the Swamp Thing first and then let's let's go for hson cuz then at least we can get more information as to what the hell's going on show on the map oh good news the swamp is apparently far to the Southwest nice oh it is way down there and what was our beat on H again they just said he went West he went West he W he went West yeah he is really far to the West apparently if you open your map and zoom all the way out you'll see he's all the way to the furthest West yeah we can uh we can teleport down to the roadside Cliffs and then uh start heading down that way it should be looking at the map correctly that will take us there's no path down there well it'll take it'll take us closer I think we need to go from Emerald Grove environment yeah well we can we can do either of those so you want to teleport to the emerald Groves yeah Emerald Grove environs is the portal that looks like it has a road leading West I clicked it we're good all right how do we do that just click on it click on what the when you're in your map click on the location yeah it'll you you clicking okay so on on the right side of your map you'll you'll see a list of way points got yeah that should have done it did that do it yeah yep did did I where am I I don't think it did it there you go here I am Rock You Like a Hurricane I see you guys I'm literally on the same screen as you but I don't see myself then you did hit the way point again hit the Waypoint again okay there it is now it worked you teleported to a different Waypoint yeah you hit a different teleporter you're in the overgrown ruins not the emerald Grove environs what is it again Emerald Emerald Grove andirons there you go that all right let's do it so was the swamp right where's the Swamp it's been a while I'd recommend a hard save hard save yep show well we're supposed to go to the West right I'd say just go to the West yeah the swamp is forward to the Southwest but it looks like there's a road leading West if we head south from here we'll be back at the ship also the hidden cash is to the West right there yeah there's a hidden cach right to the South we should go that way I guess first save saving save successful yeah [ __ ] you we're this way I am going to stay as a drought for now because we know they've been sending out Dr Scouts I will also shift to a Dr know I could do that too oh this is where the Trap was with Lael it's where I broke my oath where I set myself free so where am I pointed this is heading back towards the ship I don't think there's anything this way west there we go now I can re Encompass what the hell wait you all went back towards the ship just trying to find a path we can take hey hang on I'm going to dig in this dirt Mound oh wow oh a chest okay I got some gold and a bloodstone cool very nice nice nice now we need a path West here's a West path right yep yes all right it's right West from where we bought those guys goblins wait for me brother I'm waiting I am now your sister wait me I am a Dr right all right we're in the forest or am I an elf I can't tell you are a gith Yankee nice nailed it pigtails it's adorable love reading comprehension yep it does look like there's a road down here gate East El Boulder's Gate is also [Music] West oh now you're Dr I fixed it ah I see what's going on Conor when I reset my uh Graphics settings I uh it turn turned off my Nvidia dlss oh there's a bunch of dead bodies up here ooh I will loot them we got camp supplies I found a plate and a spoon we got a lot of dead bodies you going to speak with them oh yeah you want to speak with one of these um just picked up something Goblin's drawing drawn in thick charcoal lines upon animal skin this childlike portrait depicts three stick figures a goblin with Sparks in its hands a square a humanoid figure and what seems to be an elf each of them is wearing a simple Crown I have a squirrel of Ray Frost Ray Frost I have that oh there's another dead [Music] tling oh I've missed a perception check something's waiting up ahead ooh all right I'll try this something's waiting raspberry some gold he'll be right here waiting do you see what it is Village huh get over there surround him like there you go what I know you're there show yourselves you spoted us good it's like they say no fun in skewing a pig what doesn't know he's cooked there won't be any skewering happening here now let me pass we got you surrounded here's how this goes you take one step further and we'll fill your frog with arrows or you turn around and your backside gets the same treatment a strange symbol glows marked on their flesh what is that and something within you stirs in response something is stirring in response oh you're God thought your God didn't like you anymore well out of my way or I'll cut you down first oh here we go hell yeah you love to see it hold up Lads this will might be more we bargain for go on then just keep your nose clean good job Connor do we want to did it do we want to like find that cash we were looking for or keep going west oh there's a waypoint here oh oh hey that's nice then the swamp is for to the Southwest actually no swamp is directly south from here there's still that hi cash too we can look at want to head down south then I see Mak our way down south shabby doors it looks like there's a path down thought this area is laggy yeah herb hanger hatch over here here oh I got an antidote I'll take that mug wart I've got some uh oh Alchemy tools dude I got you oo hang on I'm going to send these to you uh whoa they have ogres oh I just got a recipe oh a potion of sleep hell yeah give that [ __ ] uh let me send this to you cuz you're the potion maker guy right uh yeah I can make potions oh you guys are here too what the [ __ ] what there's an ogre over here named lump the enlightened I was curious how I checked his stats he has 19 intelligence holy mes there's a there's a there's a hidden there's a basement may I speak with lumpy enlightened I'm I'm curious about this but I found a basement here taste like no chicken ton fish gentlemen contain yourselves this quarrel sours our Feast besides taste like Po he is very well spoken and what surprise is this Brothers look here I have eyed yet another prize fortune favors our bellies stranger be you friend or food the Mark is her measure show us the brand of the absolute oh it's because you're Dr I think ah uh oh how good is your deception plus three not bad it's worth a shot better than getting destroyed by ogres oh here we go oh it's low only te you need a seven let's get a seven or higher buddy hey yes that's what I like to see you love to see it get the feeling this guy was an ogre achiever regretable that your meat must go unsaved food food not food friend um you're quite the articulate OG am I not astonishing a robust diet makes for a shrewd mind you see I I'm a gorant and you a delicacy were I so lucky I notice you don't bear a brand of your own I no youthfully the absolute or any God I follow two masters only gluttony and greed so why are you working the Goblins understand my appetites they sank my Hunger for gold and the the rest save my Hunger for meat there boss Goblin give gold we check brand good deal oh that makes sense now talk think oh I don't think we have the gold the bargain no I don't either yeah maybe we should leave maybe we can try again later if we have more gold I've seen few other ogres in these parts we follow the sense of blood and gold to all lands fertile friend what do they need gold for particularly that's a good question yes yeah I think I don't think you have the balls to do that yes let's attack oh my God I kind of want to do one the worst they can say is no H sure that's the worst that they could say I listen you do you but I I have voiced my opinion forget goblins who should be fighting for me oh here we go by all accounts a student of higher Commerce and extortion make me an offer tempt me oh what do we have oh go oh god oh I could do persuasion you know because we don't have a thousand gold we don't oh after you fight for me oh so persuasion or deception [Music] I I feel like flesh you can actually give him that yeah cuz we make all kinds of corpses yeah that is true FL you them oh it's a 20 20 oh God you need a 17 or let's see it the mythical seven the worst of this do is now and there it is let's go and that's what I like to see a brilliant notion and a boon to my aching belly we have a dear oh my tasty kibble oh my God we got it take my bone horn your what one blow and the ground will Quake with my family name same and never a moment before Oh I feel like we should save this for a boss fight we should save thenat them my boneh horn usually Quakes when you blow it too indeed everyone around honor I I believed in you we will keep close when you are ready Sound the Horn I'm going to save this for a boss fight we get oh my God that is so good holy [ __ ] we can just have what the [ __ ] they just all disappear oh they ran off come back here there's a there's a basement in this house we can look at I'm going to go down I can't believe that worked well done AR neither can I [ __ ] amazing I expected that to go [ __ ] poorly I did too I was like this is going to be so bad I was expecting a pure fight W there's a lot of alchemy oh wow look at this Alchemy dude grab your stuff uh you have a glass uh distill sh set here you should probably grab that where that house we all went into there's a a trapo oh I found a potion of healing sweet nice what's the other bottles this is around is this a Distillery this is apparently a apothecary's place cuz there's mug wart and everything all over the place well we just got to check it then something over there oh we got something thing what did you find a thing a lever lever Johnny lever lever ooh secret bookcase I just took a painting I took another painting can I take that whsp weed nice there's a whole passageway back here Conor oh nice when you pull that lever it opened up bookcase who H what the hell whoa Alchemist fire whoa I have that too list of patience we have some very potion of healing recipe let's go suspicious poison Connor Connor yes oh I'm sending you two items um uh guys what' you do Sarah I opened a chest he burst out of where's he going oh he's opening up his friend all these coffins have more Undead huh wait Conor can control the undead what is what the hell is happening what is going on what did you do I open [ __ ] left you [ __ ] left without us why did leave I'm not alone I didn't leave we were exploring you Connor you you pulled a lever and opened a bookcase Sarah and I went exploring and she opened a box and it oh my God all right hang the [ __ ] on get me get me in there cuz you can control Undead save us I can try trusting you I need to get the hell in there a I was going to send you items too well maybe next time don't go [ __ ] around with random sarcophagy oh my God they're making come more I didn't touch [ __ ] for the record what did you guys do I didn't do anything damn first the bird now the skeletons oh man all right I'm out of level two spell Slots fun this fight's going to be wacky oh wow there's a lot of Conor I hope you can handle this you might want to get out of there arov oh it's my turn hang on retreating is a damn good option yeah I'll I'll now I can magic Missile oh they have 22 Health a piece I would have hit the one that had five you could killed him no this one has 22 the other ones have 18 yeah the agile one you could have killed yeah the robust ones are are the ones with 22 who's is it oh you got to end your turn I'm going to I know I'm I'm determining my options I'm going to try and get the robust one to [ __ ] oh yeah oh what oh michell you could have S you lowered the damage oh here he comes come to me my new servant [ __ ] [ __ ] he's going to HISD boxes [Applause] no ow [ __ ] he went right for the r the [ __ ] GE the Mage oh God all right hang on hang on hang on what is the range on this it's 20 feet I don't think I can get I don't think I can get close enough to him God do you have any potions of speed on you yes that will basically give you haste oh [ __ ] what did you hit him with on God the agile Guardian Ed true strike actually I wonder if this will work hang on a second I'm just going to get right over here in front of this coffin so he can't wake up anybody else and serve me Target's level is too high what the [ __ ] are you talking about it has to be a lower level than you they're L three like we are oh my God all right well if I destroy the actual thing that he's going to open will that just release him or will that kill it I I think it will release we destroy a cof and it will release I think yeah all right there are so many caskets in here and I'm going to oh for [ __ ] sake do I have all right oh I don't have [ __ ] well this is about to get real bad you believe in you con honor good luck can I cleave these guys did you just take your shirt off no he's just glowing ah why does this always happen to me I don't know Sarah why oh no what have I done wrong in my life to deserve this good hit got them oh here they come Oho they coming ow the [ __ ] ow reuk get him die three hell yeah three damage amazing to be fair he saved we never rested guys we should yeah we did well I didn't get any of my spells back people be cast and I got [ __ ] up what the hell Conor mind if I take that potion of speed from your inventory I guess thank you now I will come to help you because wait for it Thunder Wave bang good job it's what Thunder Wave you just flatten that guy you sure did goodbye look out oh what you missed piece of [ __ ] also I'm out of spells now I have only can trips oh you might want to use that you just destroyed a critical yeah you did you caught a critical ha that [ __ ] no ooh ooh one HP ow I need to hold on 5 HP I'm trying to move in and take some hits uh I can't use that [ __ ] nice hit yes no up come on why isn't it paring there are still some behind you over here I'm trying to give you a potion and it's not working uh you have to use the throw action dead it won't let me do if you hit throw then select the potion you can throw it at my feet and it should work aada kadavra ooh nice nice actually if you have a potion I'll just take it from your inventory yeah okay good there we go sweet now I have my let's do this a course it I did shut up I quick saved right after we did that [ __ ] so don't [ __ ] tell me right after the ogre cuz I did you saved after the ogres yes okay good cuz I don't want to do that again be telling me how to play the game and [ __ ] oh I need to end the game oh oh I have a scroll of re viif if you like if you get over to him you can just use the help action yeah oh okay a if anyone has a potion you can also throw a potion you might want to use missile snaring yep nice those gloves were a good investment I'd prefer to not die thanks so should I should I potion him or just go help him uh hang on I don't have enough movement to be honest I have to Osco I'm going to split one of your potions and take one to throw at uh Connor okay row potion oh you're just going to help him up okay actually he would still benefit from me throwing a potion at him I'm going to do this real quick bang oh my God excellent excellent all right I took care of those other only one [ __ ] left I took out the other ones yeah where is he right here he is wait hold on oh just barely let's go what stte what what those are up here huh apparently huh well all right oh I completely missed him with my fire breath no my baly oh yeah were you running off too shorty oh Connor and I are both lethargic from the haste wearing off oh right it's up to you too you must win hey there go mind if I give us a short rest I mean I feel like we're done for the day almost yeah I think let's go ahead and uh that's a good place to stop yeah let's call it right there let's just let's search these let's search these bodies are we long resting here yeah why not we can it'd be good to get a resources back [Music] so oh I found a Scroll of ice knife I can learn that really also Scroll of supplement you can also learn that I can't learn off of Scrolls I don't think you cannot Wizards can belladon o i now how have ice knife nice knife knife very nice see totally worth it to come down here right all right Conor I need to send you the items I found I think you'll like them okay grunch is big day yep there is a casket here I want to open it I got water let me send Connor these items first I want to hear his reaction yeah let's not open anything else before we do anything don't want to explode any more skeletons so Connor here's item number one the nutbuster rock uhhuh the word nutbuster has been scraped into it with a claw and here's item number two the Poo scraper those are the items I found can't believe we found my cave in balers Gate 3 they've even got my special weapons in here and everything so should we long rest and end it here yes uh if there's nothing preventing us from if there's no downside to the a scroll of summon quit the [ __ ] quet give give give I will give this to AR I think you mean think you mean quasit quit there's two there's two things over here you bequ it I can learn it do it someone a familiar with the form of a quasa that can turn invisible and scare enemies it has been learned give him him a little spooky dookie hey you have to spend gold to do that guys have you seen this mirror ornate miror yeah have you seen this have we done anything with this I don't think so we should rest first I feel like we should rest first definitely long rest let us enter the long Resto I'm going to talk to my guy have campsite here oh there he is he's right here hey asteron can I can I talk to you asteron they we loading in so we're traveling with the famed blade of fron I feel safer already do you think is waiting for us at moonrise Towers who knows drown my Game just crashed death oh no hopefully not our R well it's a good time for it to crash answers if I'm still going to try to get back in people to talk Jesus Christ you're ripped crap I am the most ripped I have so much crap the dragon born are both ripped everybody's glowing is at your calling carlac fires raged in Boulder's Gate before she escaped to Aus as my source told it and she was planning to return one of the arch Devils Ariel's own chaos incarnate a devil with pure fire for a heart game is made my way to Aus to stop her she fled from my reach even climbed aboard the Mind flare ship as it screeched through the hells I followed in close Pursuit I can't bear to imagine the lives carlac might be taking the damage she might be doing a powerful friend with a keen interest in privacy I'm sworn to say no [Music] more player joined hot dog hot hot diggity dog how do I how do I remove Mo this [ __ ] Aura I can see people's auras in this [ __ ] all the left of your one key the little grave tiled key hit that that should turn it off must have hit that on accident why' I draw my sword wh wh okay we I was going to dumping some stuff in my inventory hun Diggity hun Diggity Dog hello oath Breer night oath breaker oh what do you need of me what happens if I reclaim my oath returning to your oath means relinquishing the darkness within you its evil must be banished that sounds lame sworn Powers will return you will be Bound Again by the decree you promise to uphold sounds lame guess he's literally I guess he's literally just here in case you want to go get your oath back yeah yeah I guess his purpose um okay who's the Alchemy guy I got some stuff Jesus Christ he's yoked he's got 224 Health oh my gosh 19 strength 20 Charisma 17 con 16 team decks damn this this [ __ ] is level 20 oh he's level 12 he's also labeled Undead I mean that much we knew this blade of Frontiers is truly shellock the idealist do gooder the benevolent burden his confidence is an asset his pursuit of Valor not so much the max level is 12 in this game yeah so I've heard which makes me definitely believe that they'll add something later that will give us to get us to level 20 I know they've said they've had no plans to expand this game any further but after the wild success they've they've had with this they might have to look they've got to they've gota I know a lot of people who liked uh Divinity original sin have wanted the DM mode uh which I I would also uh like quite a bit especially if we can voice act in it just make all your own NPCs what are you certain that your crashes our only path to purification entirely I was as devoted studies as I was to my children each I summoned my quet purification why did you summon it now so I learned I was curious the library the library was a GI from I summoned it and it said [ __ ] piddling tow rag never summon shovel never feed shovel Now call shovel my own V taught us nothing of this purification or you simply weren't listening countless Scholars roam astral sea and Beyond observing the ways of our lessers exploring Plains so distant order turns to chaos and cold fires rage you can talk to your familiars as a wizard that's really [ __ ] cool the githyanki possess an eternity of knowledge yet we still collect more Infinities upon Infinities now I have seen you enlightened I will report your progress to vth herself once I ascend Ascend I see oh God stanced up in this [ __ ] Withers has one HP and yet he would probably Crush you if you tried to hurt him immune to control Undead damn that would have been [ __ ] funny there he is hey GA he's a skeleton I thought it was a white for some reason a few warlocks in my time talented of course they're sometimes too eager to listen to The Devils on their shoulders comes with the territory unfortunately that's it okay the little method just said their name is basket now by the way I changed their name the little me said um that their master was carving people up oh stitching them back together again and they also mentioned that their master was horny for a book I asked about the book and they said talk to the mirror also remember balum is good for burns so probably a good thing we didn't talk to the mirror immediately yeah fair enough love that I can just talk to my familiar oh hey Shadow heart you lady the blade of Frontiers let's hope will lives up to his name we'll need all the help we can get you mean we'll need all the help we can get you're just coattail Riders I want that's our fault we don't have enough room in the party talk about well somebody has to go on vacation and then we can maybe they should [ __ ] off and make their own party how am I holding up in your estimate you're not the kind of company I'd keep willingly BR considered wow and I haven't forgotten that you saved my life aboard the naid perhaps I'll be able to return the favor at some point we set her on fire on the how does anybody like these I think she set herself herself on fire if I remember correctly I don't know anyway all right are we going yep yep I little method friend basket has resistance to alt to a lot of damage types oh wait what was that what happened oh there's cam supplies yeah Auto Select then hit confirm yeah okay oh my God yeah guys just hit yes I hit yes I I'm I all I did was hit yes waiting for other players same waiting for other players I see someone moving around out there yeah it didn't give me boys it did not give me the prompt aha I guess hit cancel and try again all right this is kind of buggy yeah there we go oh somebody's choosing cam FES what what I was going to do it oh for God's sake this is insane what is happening let me do it for God's sake just Conor do it look we're we're we're fighting over who gets to cook tonight oh some of your companions remain deep in dreamful sleep can't awaken it's Sarah Sarah don't don't set it to private don't set it to private Sarah bottom left uncheck it Sarah really yeah they unchecked uncheck it Sarah we can't hear it there we go you don't sleep well flitting between Dreams and Nightmares maybe you wake up because you know something is wrong I love this oh I look pissed you just get l long since you killed someone days hours I've never killed anyone well not the food beat his ass I feed on animals BS deer Cobalts whatever I can get why did you say it like that what if I have to fight I feel so weak if I just had a little blood I could think clearer fight better please literally helps none of us God he did the [ __ ] de eyes he literally doesn't help us though he literally doesn't help used oh look at that oh I'm curious yeah [ __ ] it oh yeah you got it don't roll a one Sarah don't roll a one please guys let's go you rolled a one and a two you let look at this way you want my blood I get to look yeah I what's this what's happening a shiver runs across your mind you feel SED his mind opens up revealing cracked and quivering memories at their heart you see dark eyes commanding you to feed you open your mouth and bite down not into a tender neck but into the twisting body of a rat the only thing your master lets you eat you ate animals because you were forced to not because you wanted to I yes yes I ate whatever disgusting Vermin my master picked so you can see why I'm slow to trust you but I do trust you and you can trust me okay easy wait that was fast that was easy I literally peered into his brain he can't Li all right the camera angle was unfortunate though Sarah we already know what you're going to do do it listen you just we already knew where this was going from the start but however you want to play Kate the audience I like how we all chose a different do you think you could trust me just [ __ ] this guy a little further I only need a taste I swear oh [ __ ] you so we already know we already know all right but go too far and I'll drive a steak through your chest ah of course I shall be gentle as a babe let's make ourselves comfortable shall we my god oh Sarah are you blushing shut [Laughter] up shut the hell up oh my A Shard of ice into your neck a quick I just want like your character to look over and see my character just staring at this happening we're all just like looking yeah we all woke up that's our point of view right here this is what we all see oh here you go um all right oh all right all right that's enough buddy that that was amazing all right calm down my mind is finally clear I feel strong I feel happy could do that that's mean oh my bad sorry my finger slipt I look forward to seeing you fight shouldn't take long so many people need killing he's literally not going to help excuse me you're invigorating but I need something more filling damn it's a gift you know I won't forget it you watch as he stalks off stronger more confident ready to hunt oh God oh we're sleeping got us the uh you know oh oh Sarah what was that yeah what was that uh uh oh okay oh that was it's you you got oh you have a debuff Sarah Oh weird bloodless yeah negative one to attack rolls saving throws and ability checks for how long that's a good question until you take another long rest so let's take another long rest oh my God actually isn't Shadow heart a cleric can't she heal that uh I could ask her real quick all right check something the matter uh fine she'll do it what's on your mind no same stuff I was hoping they'd have that sort of interaction damn so they're completely useless maybe Withers could help I don't know looks like aaran wants to talk to you Sarah oh yeah where where where where he's got a little exclamation point oh okay hey best buddy how were you last night huh good morning how do you feel oh Sarah [ __ ] my neck hurts how do you think I feel be grateful I'm not a true vampire then abide from them and you might wake up as a vampire spawn like my good self all of a vampire's hunger but few of their powers is that how you stand in the sun because you're not a true vampire oh no I should be Cinders in this light I hadn't seen the Sun for 200 years before we crashed here someone or something wants me alive they've changed the rules standing in the sun waiting through a river wandering into homes without an invitation they're all perfectly mundane activities now as for my other quirks well we can figure those out in time oh don't you give me your what's causing this the Mind FL the Mind flers parasite that's my theory but who knows I'm just glad you're being sensible about this I was worried you might wake up and grab your torch in pitchfork but now the Air's clear we should probably get moving there's a long day ahead of us oh lord well I think that's I think that's everything that's that's the time that's where we stop just remind me when we come back I want to talk to Withers maybe he can help me out but otherwise whatever you know see that debuff on you oh my God it's like the Walk of [ __ ] debuff aaran has a buff on him called happy yes Asian's vampiric hunger has been saded has been temporarily saded plus one to all attack rolls saving throws and most ability checks so he literally stole your points from you I love that you can just read it on me like doing last night nothing you've just got this red Haze over you all right well with that I believe believe uh oh anytime OBS that is not the screen I wanted to go on there we go that'll work oh my God thanks for stopping by everybody thanks for tuning in to episode two of our balers gate shine again I know we had a couple of technical difficulties but we managed to through in the end yes yes indeed indeed uh grunch broke his oath became an oath breaker Paladin truly reveled in the slaughtering of racists and that was just in the first five minutes kiss got freaky with a vampire and killed a blue jay uh and we uncovered some shady [ __ ] going on in the Grove arum some a funny little guy his name is basket and argentum was there too uh so uh we'll actually be seeing you all again next week uh as rabbit will be out of town yes uh meaning that we are going to be playing some more balers gate next Saturday we get a little bit of a double dose uh and that will be the last bit of uh Saturday stuff before we head on back to our uh October Block it's true which you'll probably find out more about next week but that means it's time to raid that is true who should we raid on good goodbye good friends goodbye I don't actually have anyone uh I've got shenpai and that's it yeah Shai is the only name I recognize that's on they seem to be watching the Final Fantasy 14 live letter oh interesting P to 6.5 uh you know I'm gonna I'm G to close the game in the meantime just so my computer stops screaming at me fair this is fair Shen's watching the live letter who do we want to who do we want to raid Shen you want to ra Shen I'm going with Shen yeah yeah let's raid Shen by then raid message B just one bite uh go woke oath broke go woke oath broke I'm good with it it's perfect oh my God here we go read Shin pie our re message is go woke oath broke go woke oath broke excellent all right y'all take care we'll see you next week and until then take care later guys have a goodbye I do it again

Channel: The Unexpectables

Views: 20,962

Keywords: D&D, Dungeons & Dragons, D&D Campaign, Roleplay, TTRPG, D&D 5e, Comedy, Actual Play

Id: zjcZ6wiKkvA

Length: 255min 53sec (15353 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 25 2023