- Yeet.
- Ah, why is it never in one hit? - I could take the shopping cart.
- Do you wanna get the shopping cart?
- Forget it, fine. (screams) - (FBE) This week, we're playing
the original Contra with teens to see if they can beat it,
but if you see this between noon and 3 PM Pacific
on Tuesday, we're live right now gaming with our subs,
so check us out at Twitch.tv/FBELive.
See you all there. ♪ (8-bit intro) ♪ - "Baldi's Basics
in Education and Learning." This looks like something
I did in elementary school. - I have a feeling it's satire.
If it is real learning, I'm gonna be quite confused. - I know it's a horror game.
This is very, very nice. (groans) - (FBE) The website for this game
describes it as a state of the art, fully 3D interactive fun time
educational game that teaches a slew of subjects, from math
to spelling. You'll learn a lot.
- I don't trust this. You can just see the graphics.
I don't trust this. Also, I just started college.
Why are you doing this to me? - (FBE) So, we're gonna give you
30 minutes. See if you can beat the game.
- The whole game? I have 30 minutes?
Okay. - If it's actually based
off education and learning, I think I'll do fine,
but if it's something weird, I don't know. - Okay, let's do this. - "Oh noes.
School is out, but your best friend has a problem." - "He left all his noteboos
in school." Okay.
Nice education. - "To help him out,
you have to go back in school to find all
of his seven notebooks for him." - "Each time you find
a notebook, you'll have to answer some questions.
Answer all three correctly and you will earn a prize."
Wait, this sounds like Slender. - "Find all seven notebooks
and then exit the school." Something happens when
you try to exit the school. Something's gonna happen. - This is creepy.
Hi, Baldi. It's nice to meet you. - Oh God.
I should run, huh? - (Baldi) You need to collect
two notebooks before you can... - Oh. - I guess I'll go through him.
Excuse me, Baldi. - Okay.
Is this a notebook? - Oh, this is one of them.
- (Baldi) Now it's time for everybody's favorite subject,
math. - Math. - (Baldi) Answer the three
questions. - This better be right.
- (Baldi) Good one. - Oh boy. - Eight minus six is two.
And seven minus five is also two.
Guys, I'm really bad at math, but this is elementary school,
so I think I'm succeeding. - Now, we go to the other door
and find the other one. - (exhales) See this,
I'm shaking right now, man. - Something's gonna happen.
I don't like this. - (Baldi) You're doing fantastic.
Good one. - What? - I don't--
- (buzzing) - Come on. - What is that?
- (buzzing) - Now I can't answer that.
How am I supposed to-- Two. - I'm gonna go with
lucky number seven. "I get angrier for every
problem you get wrong." - The music stopped. - Oh, no, no, no, no, no. - (snapping)
- He's-- oh my God, oh my God.
- (buzzing) - I just died. - Oh no, no, no.
I'm good. No, no, no, no, no.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
I'll get it right this time. - I'm gonna stay in here.
He's gonna come out. There he is.
Bye, man. Ah, no, no, no.
- (buzzing) - (buzzing)
- My hands are shaking. They are clammy.
I kind of enjoyed it, though. - Oh yeah, this is how
I look behind me. - (snapping)
- No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.
- (buzzing) - What does this do?
- (Voice) Gotta sweep, sweep, sweep.
- Okay. - (Voice) Gotta sweep,
sweep, sweep. - Go away.
Please go away. Can you not?
Can you leave me alone, please?
Please don't hit me with your...
- (buzzing) - I knew that Baldi
could not be trusted. - Can I use my items
or what is this for? Okay, oh, I can select.
Oh, it shot something. - What is happening?
- (voice) I wanna play with someone.
- What is happening? I'm so concerned and confused. - Oh, frick.
No, no. Okay, brace for impact.
Ah! - (voice) Let's play.
- Ah, mother. - (voice) Go.
- (buzzing) - Nope.
I took my headphones off. What was that?
What is this game? - Can I just leave?
I don't really care about my friend's notebooks
enough to risk my life being here. - There's no reason to get
scared. There's no reason to get scared.
- (Baldi) I can't believe-- - Another shiny quarter.
- (voice) No running in the halls.
- Oh, sorry. - (voice) Fifteen seconds.
- Oh no! - Is that a blue door?
Oh, hi. Yeah,
- (whistling) - (voice) No running
in the halls. - Okay, sorry.
Okay, okay. - (voice) Fifteen seconds.
- No, but I was totally-- I was chilling.
I was totally just walking though. - Oh, keys.
Maybe I can get out of here. - (voice) No injuring
school faculty. - Oh, there we go.
Now I got... - (voice) 30 seconds.
- 30 seconds? Oh, I'm gonna get caught.
Oh wait, I forgot he teleports, so that's
gonna be really hard to juke. - (buzzing)
- Ah, gah. Okay, I didn't get--
I got two notebooks. - Oh my God.
He's right there. I'm gonna literally pee myself.
Oh, why does it do this? Ah!
No, no! - (buzzing)
- No! - Where's the door?
Where's the door? - (Voice) I am coming.
Ready or not. - (Voice) No running
in the hall. - (whistling)
- (voice) 30 seconds. - Ah, I got detention again.
Oh, no, no, no, no. - (buzzing)
- He was right in the room. - Oh, God.
I really don't have time for jump rope.
Okay. - (voice) That's great.
- Thank you. - (voice) Let's play again.
- No, let's not play again. - I'm screwed.
Yeah, I ran in the halls. What, he didn't check?
You know what? Can I do this one more time?
Mess up now and get-- - (FBE) Sure.
- Hey, Baldi. - (buzzing)
- It's good. What is that thing?
Oh, it's a cassette tape. Looks like eyes for some--
- (loud distortion) - Did we just find something? - I probably shouldn't even
go for this because he's right behind me. He might be still moving
right now. - (buzzing)
- Oh, God. I should have seen
that coming. - So, the ruler slapping
gets louder. (gasps)
- (buzzing) - I don't even know why
I'm getting scared. I don't even know why
I'm getting scared. - Why don't I hear anything
anymore? Is that a good thing?
(gasps) Guys, look what we did.
We found a third notebook. - One minus eight is
negative seven. And just (babbling).
I know you get angrier. I don't care.
You're already angry. I need that clock.
I think that clock helps. I'm gonna wait for him
to get in the room. No, it doesn't work?
You're kidding me. - (buzzing)
- Ah, got three. - I just need one more
classroom. - (voice) Let's play
Ready, go. - Ugh.
- (voice) One, two, three, four.
- (buzzing) - Can he not go into
staff only, 'cause it's against school rules?
I really hope that's how it works, 'cause I don't wanna die!
Ah! I'm not--
I'm clicking it. I'm really trying. - Okay.
Oh, no, no, no. - (buzzing)
- He got me again. That is so not okay. - Oh great.
Okay, well, what am I supposed to do
at that point? I don't know.
I wanna cut you with scissors.
I'm gonna cut you. I'm gonna try.
It didn't work. I got five notebooks.
A little bit better. - Five minus three.
Two. I thought I put two.
I got two wrong. That's not good.
He's gonna come after me faster.
Hey, Baldi. Oh, yeah, oh my God.
I actually might get it. I'm screwed.
- (voice) Let's play. - (buzzing)
- See how much bull crap that is? - I've played horror games
in the past and those are fun 'cause they're thrillers,
but this is just frustrating, 'cause I can't make any
progress. - Whoever beats this game
is probably a champion at any video game,
but if you have the desire to beat this game,
you're probably a weirdo. - Thank you guys for watching
another episode of gaming on the React Channel. - Subscribe for new
scary games. - Leave a comment of what
game you wanna see us play next. - Goodbye, guys.
I gotta sweep, sweep sweep. - Hey guys, Mark here,
producer at the React Channel. Thank you so much for
watching this episode. Now, head over to
Twitch.tv/FBELive because we're gonna see
if the teens can beat Contra this week.
Yeah, it's gonna be a good time.
See you there.
