Back to the Future ReRevisited - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)

[Music] it's gonna take you back to the past play some shitty games rather it's time to go back to the past again remember when I was the angry Nintendo nerd reliving the frustrating games from my youth well not much has changed but I was never really satisfied with my older videos I've always wanted to go back and complete them the way I originally intended the mid kids video for example I felt like there should have been a dancing scene with Ronald McDonald grimacing the Hamburglar and Dracula and Skeletor I'd also like to go back to the original negative clean them up make them look good as [ __ ] and give him some new enhancements in the Friday the 13th video I shot Jason Voorhees in their head that made me look like a cold-blooded killer I always felt Jason shoulda shot first I'm just kidding I have no intentions of changing my older videos like that but with all seriousness some of the games I've done I could have covered them a little better mainly the Back to the Future games but first let's take a look at some of the other games that I could have done better justice for example Top Gun even the title card could have used some extra work look how shitty that is oh okay well that's way better I only played through half the game and considering how short it is I really wish I would have shown the ending the final target is a space shuttle that didn't even happen in the movie why are we destroying the space shuttle can't let those [ __ ] go to space oh come on do I really have to land the plane one more time couldn't the game just end right there I accomplished the goal who cares if I crash the plane we'll just say it's a suicide mission a lot of people questioned why I had so much difficulty trying to land the plane so let me explain it better pushing down makes you go up and up makes you go down for flying games that standard but the on-screen instructions don't make it clear what they're telling you to do does up mean push up or push down the fly up speed up okay now saying up up so is it still telling me to speed up or fly up or no I'm a [ __ ] [ __ ] it says right there the altitude and speed so just follow the numbers don't pay attention to the flashing instructions you can tell that thing to go [ __ ] its face I'm gonna land this thing oh yeah I'm finally gonna land the plane this time I'm gonna do it for real oh I got it I got I got the speed right but the altitudes off oh I'm good too fast hey anybody sees that plane can you let me know Who Framed Roger Rabbit I already mentioned the part where you go into the nightclub and find Jessica rabbits phone number it's an actual 800 number that you're supposed to call back then if you call the number you would have heard a recording telling you some game tips how did I resist not calling that number for real let's call it and see if it still works no credit card try collect call back dial one two one five sex talk and we'll call you right back connecting you to hot live talk with horny students housewives and working girls that's one two one five wow the number has definitely changed and we now have a Nintendo game that gives a phone number to a sex hotline that is [ __ ] awesome and what about judge doom he's one of the most difficult bosses in videogame history and I barely set a damn thing about him anytime doom hits you it takes a great deal of damage but when you hit him it doesn't do much with such a huge assortment of weapons you'd think that there would be one that inflicts more damage on him but nope he has no weakness all you can do is punch punch punch it may seem easier than it looks but Doom has no clear pattern you got to get lucky and just get him in the right rhythm so you can keep hitting them once you knock them down you think it's all over but no you got to pick up the dip cannon but before you can use it you have to select it like no [ __ ] why wouldn't I want it selected the worst part is that now judge doom kills you with one hit it doesn't matter how full your health is anyone's natural reaction is to tap the button but that won't get you far you have to know to hold down the button and only that way can you be [Music] teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with this episode everybody seems to be happy with it that's fine with me but it could have gone on much further I only showed the first three levels just barely I mentioned the tough jumps in the sewer but this one in particular I've always obsessed over now I gotta pay my respects this [ __ ] jump as a kid I spent hours on this part and in twenty-something years it hasn't gotten any easier it's all because of this stupid platformer they don't give you any room to make the jump whenever you fall the water current takes you back out to the street then you have to go all the way back through the building before you can even get a chance to try again ah I hate this don't tell me you can just [ __ ] walk over [Music] you can try creeping up on the edge and giving a light tap or you can forcefully jump as hard as you can you'll never make it not without a lot of luck the Technodrome geez anybody who's made it this far knows what I'm talking about before you can even fight the Technodrome you got to find it first you go in these underground caves fighting the toughest enemies yet they jump all over the place throw lots of [ __ ] and they're too stubborn and die at the end of the cave you'll either find the Technodrome or an empty room so it's back out the way you came each of these caves you're guaranteed to lose one turtle by the time you eventually find which cave has the Technodrome you're lucky if you have any resources left you're beat to hell and here comes this big mecha-giant shooting lightning firing bullets and catapulting an infinite army of foot soldiers sometimes there's so much [ __ ] on the screen the game goes to slow-motion don't you love it when Nintendo games do that I have managed to beat the Technodrome after that you go inside wow this Technodrome is huge it didn't look that big on the outside I'm down to one last continue here I'm not gonna make it [Music] now of course everybody's got to understand just because I'm going back to some of the games I've already done that doesn't mean I'm running out of games just look back there look at all these [ __ ] games I got plenty of work with but now it's time for the main event [Music] hey I'm having deja vu here it's time to go back to the past to go back to back to the future I revisited this miserable [ __ ] Turk for my childhood and now it's time to revisit my revisiting of it I wasn't satisfied with my incomplete review of it and my lack of attention to the sequels I guess you could say I was a slacker even the shirt I was wearing was all wrinkled I don't know what the hell happened to it but even worse I just threw it on and didn't even take time to button it I already mentioned how the game has nothing to do with the movie you're collecting clocks throwing bowling balls and dodging bees and other bizarre things one thing I didn't elaborate on before is how Marty has some serious problem with his legs where he can't stop walking you think this is a goddamn flying game because you can't stop imagine the problems Marty must go through on a daily basis being cursed to walk for all eternity imagine trying to order at a fast-food restaurant or any restaurant imagine going to work or trying to use a bathroom or fly on a plane he can only stand still when he's behind a counter at a cafe throwing milkshakes anybody who's played this cafe stage knows how unforgiving it is and I've talked about it already but wouldn't you like to know what the rest of the game is like do we ever see Doc Brown or does the DeLorean ever make it appearance or any of the other things from the movie let's find out the rest of the street stages are all the same except they change the color no effort time is money don't design another stage just change the color and kids will think it's different or idiots then we come to an empty classroom where Lorraine I guess is shooting hearts at Marty what is he the teacher all of a sudden and what's he catching hearts for I suppose it's like in the movie where Lorraine has a crush on Marty but that's his mom so he's trying not to let that happen why isn't he avoiding the hearts then oh I see I guess he's catching them in a book or something it's the most literal interpretation of a movie it's about time so let's have clocks it's about romance let's have hearts was this game designed by a human being or did they just feed the movie into a computer to process and then shut out this nonsensical [ __ ] poop once again like the cafe stage you have to score at least 50 points then it's on to more walking stages and after that it's the enchantment under the sea dance where Marty plays guitar what do you do you have to catch musical notes what more did you expect I'll tell you one thing it's certainly no guitar hero or rock band why does Marty play the guitar like a stand-up bass the whole time why is he wearing a boiler suit I guess the same reason he's wearing a black muscle shirt where's the red jacket or the suit could they have gotten Marty to look anything like you did in the films and what about the music wouldn't this have been an opportune time to hear earth angel or Johnny be good okay wait a minute it is Johnny on crack if they can make the duck tales theme sound awesome an 8-bit why not this at least you get some different music for once next more walking and finally the DeLorean yes the DeLorean makes an appearance after all this is supposed to be the scene where Marty's trying to get back to the future the streets of Hill Valley are getting slammed with repeated lightning strikes all you have to do here is dodge the lightning that's all why are you dodging lightning anyway isn't Marty trying to get the Lightning to hit the DeLorean to generate the 1.21 jigowatts and send them back to 1985 isn't that the whole [ __ ] idea of the movie anyway that's Back to the Future NES no special ending [ __ ] that music well now that we've seen the whole game we can conclude that it has some relation to the movie but it doesn't have any of the familiar music cues and don't tell me it was some kind of licensing issue like they were able to license the movie but not the music that belongs with that movie that we all recognize no Back to the Future theme no power love no back in time no Johnny be good well [ __ ] this [Music] next came back to the future 2 & 3 this one has the back and time song or at least part of it and the intro scenes follow the movie quite well then the game starts and you see all these dinosaurs snails and runaway trash cans what the hell happened here it couldn't possibly be any more different from the film in this timeline when Biff brought the sports Almanac to 1955 it somehow created a world full of Piranha Plants killer clouds and evil Marty's I like how it says Back to the Future on the bottom of the screen just to remind you what you're playing otherwise you forget it has anything to do with Back to the Future when I first reviewed this game I was being a [ __ ] I never explained how it's played and that's where things get really interesting you're supposed to collect 30 items and bring them all back to their rightful places and times you find the items behind locked doors to unlock the doors you need to find the keys which are found by killing random enemies but the keys don't sit still they fly off the screen the second they appear usually you're not expecting the key so you might not catch it once the keys gone it doesn't return not unless you exit the level and come back even when you get a key most of the doors don't let you in I don't know the reason for this but when you do find the right door you'll get an item but you don't get it right away you have to do some sort of minigame they're all different but the goal is the same collect all the clocks how original after all that [ __ ] you finally get the item and now you have to find where to take it I know where the game designers can take it but that's another story you have to find another room that's hidden somewhere obscure like under a manhole or inside a pipe once you find this room you think that's it you return the item and then you're off for the next one but no it's not over yet you have to solve a puzzle a scrambled word you select the object from your inventory that corresponds with the scrambled word like if I have a milkshake I have to look at the word and think hmm is that milkshake well it doesn't look like it what if it's supposed to be root beer float how would I know what they're calling it if this is the wrong room that word doesn't belong to the object then you have to leave the room if you try selecting the item you will lose that item and have to go get it all over again it's even more confusing that the objects in the puzzle rooms are never in the same place or time you have to use the DeLorean to travel to the different time zones and there's 30 then 30 items how could it be any worse well guess what there's no save feature who came up with this we're not even allowed to turn off our Nintendo we have to beat the whole game in one clean shot don't be so [ __ ] I played for 2 hours straight without returning a single item I ran from one side of the board to the next travel to different time periods and searched every last inch I just don't know where I'm supposed to go it's hard to even keep track of where you've been after you found and returned the 30 items you're only halfway through you still have part three to deal with geez I could do something much more productive with my time I could learn a new foreign language I could study microbiology I could train Siberian tigers instead I'm degenerating my brain cells into 8-bit pixels at least you can skip to part 3 with a code on the title screen hold B and select then unscramble another word if you know the code you probably know the word why does everything have to be so cryptic why did LJN have to make every NES movie adaptation could they have given somebody else a try no they wanted to incorporate the entire spectrum of awfulness purple for putrid gameplay blue for bad musical abominations green for graphical farts and garlic yellow for piss-poor lack of loyalty to source material orange for aren't you a [ __ ] idiot and red for high stress anger inducing masochism put that altogether you got all the colors of the [ __ ] rainbow hooray LJN I'm [ __ ] pissed enough but now I got one more game Back to the Future 3 on Sega Genesis believe it or not it has the Back to the Future theme but it sounds like ass [Applause] one piece of shirt naturally the graphics are big step up going over to a 16-bit console and it represents the film far better than the Nintendo games but there's one fatal flaw the difficulty your Doc Brown on a force trying to save Clara from going into the ravine unfortunately the ground is littered with crates and other random obstacles and the air is filled with birds tomahawks and all kinds of projectiles you get hit once it knocks you off your horse costing you precious time if you fall only a few times you have to start over hazards come without any warning the human brain cannot react as fast as this game demands it's like a memory test the only way to get by is to remember the whole level [ __ ] processing stop being so blast it's really hard to distinguish which objects are hazards and which are just there for decoration like this underwear this is a perfect example of a game that starts out way too hard it's only the first level and I can't beat it from what I understand there's only four levels for a Sega Genesis game that's pathetic I guess they were too lazy to design a longer game so they just made it more difficult so it'd take longer to beat that's all on that [ __ ] song I am so sick of hearing that next time I hear ghost riders in the sky I'm gonna think about going a hundred miles per hour on a horse jumping crates and getting shot at it [ __ ] oh my god three back to future games and they're all [ __ ] horrible Oh what's this oh that's right super Back to the Future 2 on the Super Famicom this game must have been so bad it didn't even get an international release I guess I'll give it a try [Music] a good Back to the Future game somebody made a good Back to the Future game and it was only in Japan what the [ __ ] is wrong with this [ __ ] world we get these shitty games but not that one like what the hell why would you do that it's good I mean it's not great but it's the best goddamn Back to the Future game I ever played it's actually a game why burry the gem and dig up the turd innocent people have suffered through these [ __ ] [ __ ] keeps people developed [ __ ] Titus from this [ __ ] people going on to live horrible lives kicking babies in the balls if you want to went back in time and said to people hey hey there's a good Back to the Future game put this [ __ ] down and go to Japan they would've looked at you like you're telling to go teabag a goat on the surface of Mars well thank you for taking a [ __ ] [ __ ] on us all well hope you enjoyed my Nintendo days RiRi visited oh and guess what yeah I hate sentences that begin with that guess what because you know it's never a good thing huh but the fact is I have one more game to revisit I don't want to say what it is let alone even play it but I'm thinking about it [Music] you

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Id: Fz92prJ3XlM

Length: 23min 4sec (1384 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 01 2011