Avengers Read Mean Tweets - PART TWO (Jimmy Kimmel Parody)

Bruce Banner is an emotional lesbian I [Music] can't stand this Peter quill guy like why are you so happy all the time you're a ginger be sad I'm not ginger I'm like strawberry blonde Bruce Banner looks like he stopped dead ass in the middle of sex because he got chili would you rather listen to Tony Stark or have diarrhea ladle into your ear our choice right how do you make those eyes light up shine a flashlight in his ears what's it what's a flashlight if you were to shave Stephen strange he would look like just such a blah face question mark question mark look at it there's just dot dot dot nothing question mark like a blank space where features should be oh wow this one's in like all caps this is they've got a point that they want to make here ah goodbye Peter quill you soft ginger hair colored Lindsay Lohan freckled face 2-headed take your ass home that's me like I thought we were reading nice things about you that's the only reason I came over today won the maxim of sucks and her accent is annoying as I mean come on you try speaking my language and we'll see what your accent sounds like star-lord looks like a sewer rat I'm thinking of unfriending everyone on Facebook whose status update is stark Expo was awesome have a little respect for yourself though more like big ping waffle douche Bruce Banner looks like a crabapple dr. Strange's hair is looking gray or these days can't think why seeing as he doesn't seem to care at all about anything that's going on at number one Kevin Bacon that's me seems like he cries after sex you know what you do at one time do it one time and you're labeled is the guy who cries after sex for the rest of your life like oh one this seems like the type of girl who I would be friends with for three days and then get sick of her but not tell her soul still looks like a penis get this penis man off my ship come on guys my face Bruce Banner has a potato face he just does hashtag potato face Stephen strange always looks like he's had an allergic reaction to shrimp my mom bought me new conditioner and it sucks it isn't even conditioning my hair and I blame Tony Stark Hulk you win that Buick commercial you know you don't fit in a Buick scarlet witch's eyes make up for that horrendous sound that comes out of her mouth at real Tony Stark is kind of amazing when you think about how difficult it must be to balance that huge head on a tiny body Peter quill has the face of guy who would request Gangnam style at a wedding where he doesn't know either the bride or the groom I don't know what a Gangnam is and this point I'm too afraid to ask Scarlet Witch is a dead-eyed trash bag who smells like a low tide whatever Tony Stark is a whiner Oh boohoo you got kidnapped by terrorists for three months you Bruce Banner looks like he's getting a 1996 NBC sitcom with that haircut I got a paper cut thanks Avengers I hate it when people ask me why I hate Scarlet Witch I just do Peter quill was cute thanks back when he was with the Ravagers but now he looks like a ferret I'm all right without real Tony Stark wearing jeans I'm not all right with Tony Stark wearing those jeans okay when you have as much money as I do you can make any fashion choices you like I would kill my parents if they called me Stephen strange that's an ugly ass name so broad as hell up top thank you with crackhead legs Stephen strange looks like he smells like cat piss if I said it once I've said it a thousand times Peter quill is still a scarlet which is annoying when she yells our prize or talks alright this hey Tony Stark we get it you've seen aliens guess what so have I and so have a lot of people it isn't special hashtag douche follow this page if you hate Stephen strange he's ugly dot dot a complete joke untalented and sucks first of all you missing a lot of punctuation don't go back to school and we are done brain good done we over [Music]

Channel: NyxRising

Views: 25,927

Rating: 4.9706745 out of 5

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Id: IgAAl-l732c

Length: 5min 40sec (340 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 03 2018