Mean Tweets – Political Edition

[Applause] bernie sanders seems like the type of guy who would return a single piece of fruit to walmart and hold up the line for an hour well not quite but i do hope that the workers in walmart can eventually earn a living wage with decent benefits elizabeth warren is what happens when jan brady grows up if templeton the rat from charlotte's web had a successful rat cousin he hated for being an anxious slime ball it would be ted cruz andrew yang has terrible hair and can't be president it's not fair but it's the truth have you seen our current president's hair anthony scaramucci is what happens when cold lasagna served on a sopranos dvd makes a wish upon a star to be a real boy when somebody was on serious drugs right now nancy pelosi probably has the same five napkins in her purse for the last 25 years that comes from pooh raggis is that how many napkins you have poo at cory booker has the iq of a dog turd if john kerry's head were to be carved on a mountain it would be actual size not rushmore here i come dear al franken you weren't funny then and you're not funny now in fact you're not good enough you're not smart enough and gosh darn it no one likes you call back to a character i'm not the kind of person who collects and stores cat piss for starters i don't own any cats but if i were i guarantee it would take hulk-like strength to keep me from throwing collected stored warmed up cat piss into john kasich's face you're kind of sick aren't you mayor pete looks like howdy doody if howdy doody was a snark real donald trump to show you how dishonest the lame stream media is i used the word little not little in describing corrupt congressman little adam schiff low ratings at cnn purposely took the hyphen out and said i spelled the word little wrong a small but never-ending situation with cnn first of all it's not a hyphen but secondly you're the president of the united states at mike bloomberg saying he's running for president is like finding out nickelback is playing the super bowl halftime show i like nickelback i think i think that goes a good way toward explaining a lot hi i'm jimmy kimmel an evil wizard has trapped me inside this youtube video click subscribe to help me escape

Channel: Jimmy Kimmel Live

Views: 4,510,030

Rating: 4.8588748 out of 5

Keywords: jimmy, jimmy kimmel, jimmy kimmel live, late night, talk show, funny, comedic, comedy, clip, comedian, mean tweets, #MeanTweets, Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, Ted Cruz, Andrew Yang, Anthony Scaramucci, Nancy Pelosi, Cory Booker, John Kerry, Al Franken, John Kasich, Pete Buttigieg, Adam Schiff, Mike Bloomberg, Presidency, Democracy

Id: 0rDbWz63wiQ

Length: 3min 2sec (182 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 04 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/Nobody_epic]

Damn those tweets are trying far too hard to be original

[u/illusio]

I was hoping for better. Other than a couple here and there (the response from the one from Trump made me laugh), a lot of these seemed to kind of fall flat.

[u/sheeeeeez]

Scaramucci and Kerry don't even look like real humans

[u/[deleted]]

God damn it immediately after ted cruz read his lame ass tweet I immediately thought of Commnent Etiquette ted cruz tweets and I got extremely disappointed even though I know ted cruz would never acknowledge them anyway

[u/saul2015]

Only Bernie was good

[u/TheAsian1nvasion]

The John Kerry one was completely unexpected but amazing. You could tell they forced the perspective a little bit so his head would look even bigger lol.

[u/[deleted]]

Ass kisser