Attempting to beat Double Dash's Hardest Cup

Jacob who do you think I'm gonna pick uh you know just yeah okay I was gonna say I think you should pick Koopa but I think paratroopa is technically better right yeah I know here's the thing I play Fox for cloud and melee I play Koopa and paratroopa and Mario Kart Double Dash yeah all right I am I am a tear [ __ ] simply put where which uh which car would you like to drive in I honestly I hate all the medium weight cars I hate all the cars that aren't the like the lightweight cars uh so it's whatever you want to pick man you got none of the fun ones uh like I think this is the best car yeah I guess we'll take the golden Lambo let's just see how we do on the all cup tour Yep this is a joint effort of a game uh-huh so how this works is that I'm driving Joe's on back I I get to hold items oh yeah enjoy items oh um I can punch oh yeah you can punch that's right yeah I I get to punch and that's about it yeah W for me oh whoa I always forget how slippery this game is yeah it's you are on a slip and slide constantly wait I wonder can I hit the tab button and just like I'm just gonna burn through all our items just just so you know okay that's fine I I fully expect you to okay would you yeah yeah it it all I oh rough I think it would be a cool Mario Kart imagine the bracket where it's just it's a 1v1 a team versus team but uh the person on your back is not your teammate oh wait I like that yeah that'd be kind of neat because then it's just like even if you get [ __ ] like mushrooms you want to use it at like places to sabotage and there's also like incentive to just not pick up items the there honestly is oh my God I didn't mess like Midas oh my God bro we just got Mario Kart to Helen Back we got kind of unlucky get up pick up pick your [ __ ] up Jacob all right all right I was waiting for you to release the mini Turbo I'm just burning them [ __ ] it we I'm waiting for you to not be right there okay I I had before tonight to not just burn that [ __ ] all right you got two mushrooms and a dream You Gotta Throw your ears back You Gotta Throw your ears back to me man oh I'm so I'm so sorry oh yeah whoa whoa whoa oh schmingo okay yeah shot at mango shout out to the news okay just throw it back throwback Koopa oh yeah oh two balls okay starting off with four is not bad oh they said they they do seem pretty upset about this actually but we have a lot of time to make up oh Luigi and Donkey Kong are our Rivals oh I like Mario and Baby Mario the cute combo yeah and Bowser very unlikely but I I'm enthralled by it oh wait when do I start running on this I don't remember anything like towards them too because I know it's okay it's later than you feel like it should be yeah it's not immediately after the three like I feel so you're like not being able to trick also the mini turbos are so different in this yeah they're [ __ ] broken in this game though if you know how to do them like the snaking and [ __ ] yeah like it gets really ridiculous yeah there's like the tiniest bit of a delay each time so I'm like oh let's face them out properly and then eat [ __ ] Donkey Kong oh oh we love to see this yeah I'm just so surprised at what doesn't become an actual mini turbo because uh most of my time playing Mario Kart is just uh either eight Deluxe or Wii uh we we throw the big one yeah at this point wait I'll line you up oh okay oh yeah no I I'm just I'm just burning through them oh oh oh yeah yeah perfect yeah we get to get to we get to go pool aggro if I get one Cooper show I'm throwing it out because I know that we can get three that's so true you're so right like I'm pretty sure we can I would oh beautiful see perfect logic yeah yep yep yep uh you're dodging the items to you wait can I throw these forward to you okay that's not what I wanted to do I wanted to like pass the view oh my god oh it's only left yeah yeah yeah yeah we're chilling we're chilling oh yeah yeah there we go beautiful wait can I yeah smush nope don't have the right angle yeah again just to say yeah yeah [ __ ] you [ __ ] you specifically throw it back oh dude oh I didn't do yeah throw that [ __ ] back I'm gonna get it right here oh wait that Dodge the Dodge on the giant like no not Luigi and Donkey Kong that's right oh that's okay oh my God Bingo these bats oh my god oh it's just falling apart Jacob if you gave me near somebody with an item by the way I can't always just punch them okay I I can impact punch the dumb ass I'm burning this on the next train anyway please oh no we just need a register right oh yeah no throw it oh that's so sad oh damn Luigi and Donkey Kong rivals they ah they are it's fine though it's fine what is p Channing right now wait what the what is oh what is that beach calm down we got [ __ ] destroyed my God five seconds man well um it's a little rough as they say it's things have been better we're moving up we're second place though certain place isn't bad that's not good but you know we're not third how many times people have to learn that this map is the shape of a Yoshi I know it feels obvious but I have told people this information for the first time how how would somebody not look to the right of their screen and see that this is Yoshi no I'm with you I'm with you I I I I refuse to believe anybody with eyes would think that this is not Yoshi unless is this map in Mario Kart 8 and yes it is stupid it is can we go for the gamer shortcut no okay that's fine oh I forgot yeah because that shortcut's not innate Deluxe yeah I know it's I don't know if it saves that much time though honestly maybe seems like a second we need a mushroom for it though um and now I'm thinking about it that will be kind of referred I just got the reference here what the Yoshi helicopter is literally the Yoshi helicopter from like Mario Island from like Yeah from Yoshi's Island yeah yeah I I never got that joke until just now I don't even think it's like a joke I think it's just oh okay we're grinding we're on our way oh [ __ ] okay just throw it I can't it's not I know I know I keep forgetting I'm sorry I'm gonna start saying hike like it's football okay okay toss it back let's let's go over the secret let's go for the secret all right there's a left right it's on the left that's right right here yeah I'm both of the [ __ ] that was not the angle I don't know I don't play this game I don't know this shortcut we're chilling we're chilling uh Donkey Kong and Luigi are super far ahead of us right now okay but in the last lap that's where miracles happen yeah it does I've watched enough 90 Sports films to know that this is where we shine this is where you want to be if you want to win okay uh we're just bringing this [ __ ] we're bringing this [ __ ] yeah good luck Donkey Kong [Music] okay whoa I wasn't sure if you do about the jump or not I'm gonna do that shroomless oh you can uh it's like 200. oh okay so in like not almost 200 player okay yeah I I don't really play Mario Party oh [ __ ] wait okay waiting for Luigi to stand his ass up and then we blast his head where did I go okay okay what I mean we can just get past Luigi though that's gonna be huge oh oh oh oh no keep getting first you have to get an item come on oh oh oh bring it home oh oh that was a combined effort right there that that yeah I I was bashing like a [ __ ] prank Whatever item we got would be the right item oh okay um we have made powerful Rivals very early on yeah I I always forget that like there's one team that's actually getting Mario Kart and then everyone else is just chuckle Fox jerking off the I mean thank God we're bad enough to have be challenged by the computers though it makes for a good narrative it does it does I'm gonna you know okay I'm Gonna Let You just play the game for a second I'm gonna look something up whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa this is all you no this is all you it's all you you're doing great well you use the thing oh yeah I got you always click back in yeah okay there we go thank you Mario Kart Double Dash timing for start oh thank you yeah that's awesome also banana would you like to use one sorry I I I'm looking up and Mario Kart Double Dash the rocket start [Music] it's right after light turned its screen that's weird uh yeah I'm just saying we can't be [ __ ] around against Luigi and Donkey Kong man yeah you know but this will be a long term it's an investment in Elo you know I always forget that like the signal doesn't help you in this mode specifically it's strange I I keep expecting it to like in one player that does give you the item uh-huh see okay what's the button that you press to throw the item back it's just the same as uh what you use oh okay okay dude I am getting so tilted by drifting and the mini turbo not coming out I just don't it's just different all right all right all right uh we're just throw them we're throwing both these oh I'm sorry oh whoa it's crazy pop it pop and pop it I'm waiting for you to not be right there all right all right no we're just getting smacks again again faster yeah no I just but right there there was the card coming our way I had the line I had the line yeah the line was going into the car the line was going in yeah I can turn I can turn yeah but like is it right there oh my God you have to have faith in me if we're gonna do it I dude that that was not a place to have faith in you that's what I'm saying I had faith in me why can't you because we were gonna go either off or into the truck right there you're missing my point entirely okay I I next time next time I'll I'll just rip it okay honestly this is fine just get second just get third get third and we're chilling oh no oh what the oh that was such an unfortunate oh dude I do this that this is slower oh you're so right it is yeah this is considered off-road yeah okay so sixth uh we're falling oh that was a bad lap even just compared to the others if we had like an eight second difference oh oh they [ __ ] us okay well okay oh no that was a 10 seconds between us at first oh no we're 12 points behind now that's not great Jacob no jungle to you oh I'll see what I can do here I I won't even lie I completely forgot I completely forgot all about that about what we're chilling though the the the whole boost at the beginning um don't worry okay that just went do the red shells just what the [ __ ] is wrong with the red chills in this case some games they work some games they don't uh oh um okay but no here's the story of how we can run it back we're not out yeah I'm I'm waiting to hear about this story Jacob yeah I mean hey man you're living it I I I had to wake up this morning and sit on the back of this car and get seventh place a dino jungle oh my God dude okay okay Duty Wario's really concerned about keeping a sixth place man oh oh huge yeah yeah we're ripping that [ __ ] instantly oh nice okay okay that's some nice turbos in there oh okay yeah yeah let's run this I'm gonna grab this I'm gonna get hit it's fine yep that's uh net loss on shells okay let's use throw these hey I throw them back and then uh not yet not yet yeah yeah yeah for the job for the job for the jump there's a jump on the right yeah yeah I got it okay I'm saving both of these and I'm burning both of them for this okay yeah it feels so wrong not being able to trick though oh yeah I guess yeah that's the thing that really gets me drinking is cool I always forget this like I I don't think of it as a core mechanic type beats eat [ __ ] baby I think most of the again most of the Mario Karts I play are uh at least we or eight Deluxe oh thank God we can make it up that yeah I was scared we just not gonna have this time okay uh that was not worth uh are there items anywhere up here I had it no okay okay I'll save one of these then oh my God look at Bowser oh I had Baby Mario you idiot oh okay okay but DK's far behind Which is far behind which is good I'm gonna throw this okay keep throwing it behind hopefully I'm waiting for you to not hit this guy first all right see right there okay so right there if you have an item but we're about to get items I know I just thought you were a mansion I thought we could get it no no I I I I'm doing it because I clearly see there's the items ahead so I'm like I just want to get another item to like have it one yeah yeah you know God she is hitting that [ __ ] though she does all right she does hit it so I would say that was good for us we're on our way man it's a it's a marathon not a Sprint that is true okay so after the light turns green I mash oh oh [ __ ] oh I get it so Jacob I'm pretty sure if you hit a there as well oh no oh okay okay uh-oh well there goes that start well it was nice because the thing about the eight to Second lead we took right the right that last game yeah yeah um you know I I guess I could think about that one I I've been thinking about the second to eighth lead we took or uh be positive the [ __ ] um ahead of us oh huge huge huge we're chilling uh dude I do like how much these courses change okay [ __ ] that's fine we can burn a shell oh wow just the way I thought I could there oh I I've been I saw a little man struggling yeah we were we were both going through it oh please don't okay I thought that was somehow Gonna Come Back yeah I'm spaced out you know the way to it I want to make sure we get an item yeah right now man oh this is the last the last app oh my God uh oh dude oh Bowser's already finished yeah I I believe that uh she's waiting for it yeah yeah I'm gonna I'm waiting for like you know holy [ __ ] okay [ __ ] okay fifth look not great oh my our first lap was 41 seconds um all right and now we're at 10 points behind okay ten points look if we get first 15 points ahead yeah fifth okay we're top three we're on the pedestal though we do get the bottle of champagne at the end we oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] this is where chaos thrives Jacob do not sandbag do not stand back at the start why would I do that I haven't meant to do that a single time okay well the last time you just like I was yeah it was an accident it was not on purpose yeah okay I'm just saying just to be safe you know we we don't do it this time it is as tempting as it may be on baby part um beautiful [ __ ] we're back uh I'm I'm I'm waiting I'm holding these out I I think having two shells here trying to pog I kind of POG I love watching them be juggled it's so satisfying yeah uh nothing in front of us okay they don't have to see this this is pretty calm this is just a good old-fashioned driving right here I would like the second one [ __ ] them in particular I would really like another item um all right I would really I'm so scared of blue shell right now because that's gonna hit so fast and everyone's still close enough to where like that could be the difference okay just this last lap well it has okay actually no no we have we have a decent lead right now we have a decent lead right now I'm gonna throw this right before we get this item and now we're chilling all right easy easy that was the least chaotic baby Park I've ever had wow we really just drove wait did I fall off okay okay I just I didn't see where he was they also performed well they got second yeah um somehow our Elite or our lead didn't grow I really got like further apart uh we got 10 points they got eight and six nice oh sorry that that was me just seeing what the delay is because I was just curious uh-huh that's where I went wrong I'm just burning that yeah insane oh [ __ ] [ __ ] he's so [ __ ] at the video game but he I don't I wasn't ready for it I didn't know you got mush oh my bad my bad yeah the items can be a jump scare sometimes uh Papa this throw your shell back oh better we'll save it nice oh [ __ ] that [ __ ] them you're so right I'm gonna [ __ ] them kids [Music] worth worth oh my God you're insane I'm so cracked at this game dude okay oh I knew they were gonna throw back and saying good yeah hug that wall hug that wall honestly if we get second to Toadette oh oh beautiful yeah just hold on to these oh and we have three red shells yeah all right all right just play it safe try not to any cars so we can keep all three yeah we should not have a blue shell for the oh I'm sorry okay that yeah it did that was a face itch moment right there oh rough uh yeah I'm just gonna keep I'm just gonna keep the seated in I would like just have one red shell I don't want to risk getting like a random fake item box yeah okay I mean the Gap is pretty large if I can be honest yeah that now now we hold on to it but you know I I feel like there's no nothing to do really oh no oh no I drove back and I threw it back and wear a challenge I threw that green shell back last second it bought us a little bit of time they had to go around it did but boy it was a scary oh my god dude we're we are creeping up on them slowly but surely yeah but the thing is they are very consistent they were consistent and we have a lot of races ahead of us which is not great [Music] oh it's fine we're like what that was core six I think oh I think this one's hard oh there we go oh did they how do they also get it it's okay I think I hit by swamp like okay like a respectable racer I wasn't gonna finish this with those words but we can oh my God Jacob I know my limits yeah I tried I tried to mash it uh I'm not gonna throw that yeah okay interesting you're being very judgmental from the back no I was being judgmental to them I was that was a thing why are you guys I hit a wall and you go interesting it felt judgmental no we got there no bro the flag hello penalty I I I I I don't think where they're gonna call the yellow flag on that one um I think like you does not give a [ __ ] okay do it oh oh robbed bro we are too high up I thought that I had the vision where yeah you are in the air they fall down oh we got good lines okay chill still chill okay I've tried this back because we're getting the double you're right we did uh okay we we got the dub oh my Luigi just did that to us is there a car heavier than ours oh Peach has a medium weight in this game I keep forgetting all right I know okay no no we'll be okay star don't use it yeah I'm gonna use it on this straight away up here yeah yeah uh now you can use it yeah all right hold on wait waiting for it okay yeah yeah I was like I'm about to ride that banana you respect it though ah I I I liked I was hoping you would go for it I did I guess at the very least um I I guess I was hoping for something else as well that's the angle I'm sorry I'm sorry I think that's fine man it's fine I just I know these are double oh double okay they burned a shell on it that's fine I'm throwing that back I'm popping this in the straightaway right here yeah yeah okay we're fine okay honestly we're not super far behind Mario and Baby Mario no no I'm popping this we can get some points um oh where's the double um oh he got it too oh okay he kind of knocked us in a good position if I can be real yeah that would that honestly kind of a dub kind of a dub uh I hear shells behind us I can't do anything okay they're they're gone okay we were fighting for a second just go for a second okay you literally cannot get first I mean I I see him right there I yeah but it's like I I don't think we can make that oh wait okay go for the double go for the double yeah go go go oh no oh what a shame yeah okay we got those shells if we got those Reds a little bit earlier that yeah that would have been possible wait right we are more consistent now we we are oh Bowser lost a lot there yeah oh he's as far behind as we were ahead yeah yeah what the [ __ ] did he do it was no he got like sixth place it was not very good God damn could it be me okay also I'm curious uh well our real optician has always been uh Luigi and Donkey Kong I know that Bowser and Toadette kind of stepped into The Fray but it's always been Luigi and Donkey Kong yeah it's always them uh so Jacob uh can I make a comment about the drifting you're doing yes for the mini turbos you're not getting mini turbos out of that I know why you you got to do it again you go back you go and you like unless it's unless it's something that's [ __ ] with Dolphin but like like you you literally like you move the joystick left all the way to the right then back to the left yeah that's what that's what I'm doing I know how to play Mario Kart it just yeah that that I'm wondering why I think the drifts are just different in this game because that is I do be doing exactly that oh what the pop it pop it clearly yeah I I just popped it Audrey just cut through the chain shop on just hard left [ __ ] it yeah it will take the two seconds uh the good thing is Kodak Bowser are the ones at first I'm just using the drift to like I'm just not going for turbos I'm just using it to like snake and then uh because I um I promise I do be doing exactly what you're asking of Me Okay uh oh [ __ ] oh hello you bastard whoa Bowser is that's fine yeah these what sucks is we're not getting any blue shells and neither is anybody else like I'm gonna throw both of these I'm gonna hold on to this one yeah that's fair I wish you could throw good items to me to like hold yeah um okay now we throw it okay watch out for that oh beautiful oh my God just keep going yeah oh we can take them down again yeah yep oh I'm sorry I I threw that lead no no okay at least we got second at least we got a second that Goomba hurt man oh we're just I mean that's just two points further behind the people were scared of the most and then ten points behind the people I'm scared of that no no no I I think you know that it's so dude just realize just realize Bowser and Toadette got like six on Bowser's home turf yeah and where are we now what the [ __ ] [ __ ] it dude oh I only know eight Deluxe rules because like you can't get a blue shell until 30 seconds in you know at the beginning is chaos dude I love Double Dash this game's so [ __ ] good uh yeah we we we double down this map without tricking is so oh that [ __ ] in both those big I I okay oh okay whoa okay okay we know we're chilling we're challenged on [ __ ] [ __ ] I was hoping they'd fall off the edge because of that yeah I think you're gonna bump him in there oh I mean I I'm scared too because last time I tried oh so I think if you end up in a knockdown State yeah oh yeah yeah yeah that's fine so like right there if you hit somebody while they're in a knock down state I don't think weight class is as like impactful gosh I think it's I I think you can just like as long as you have speed you're good I'm throwing that just in case I was like how do I make a bad situation possibly worse throw a second green shell oh I mean he was hoping he would hit the first one don't like we can get a lot of points on Donkey Kong here which is really what we need yeah uh we gotta take as big of a lead as possible here yeah I mean oh that's that's kind of great go [ __ ] myself I'm gonna go [ __ ] myself why why are there never any blue shells when we're in like third oh yeah oh that's an evil spot to put that one yeah oh that oh that mushroom was beautiful okay dude I'm sorry I was holding hard right laughs okay and there goes Luigi and Donkey Kong oh in first place I didn't mean to throw that I was holding right and it was just too late oh God okay look as long as we get like okay we just just finished wrong just finish wrong it's all about strong very strong uh yeah I think we cut in a little sharp here that's fine uh throw this back just so I have it um I'm just gonna gamble throw that away now oh yeah nice okay okay all right Daisy all right okay this is chill this is Chill oh my God oh my God five away [Music] oh how are we still through six points behind oh wait no okay no no no right now okay well Five Points behind four ahead of Bowser I mentally used combined their points in a Bowser's point so I I saw an eight and a five I was like oh [ __ ] wait oh dude I love this course the beta for this course looks really funny too I haven't seen the beta but I I only saw it or magazine like Walmart like 20 years ago I've seen one single image oh yeah yeah I don't know what what okay whatever we're chilling we're chilling we're chilling we're chilling uh I forget there's a twister in this it's fine it's fine it's fine yep it's still fine still fine go for it I like to play yeah we're covering that there oh and it hit I'm giving that right back yeah again I'm getting I'm okay perfect perfect all right honestly fat lead I'm yeah I'm coming back yeah beautiful surgical I'll go for a double go for a double got it uh that's fine because I was like those items I was like I'm fine if we both hold on to these items yeah I think banana green shells like in first place that's about as good as you can get in this game like having two I mean you could get three green shells three three green shells is also pretty good I guess um all right we're chilling no we we just hold we're gonna grab this double yeah you can just hold on to those I'll get one for me honestly I'm trying to think of a special item all right so she gets a heart uh where it's it's kind of cool um oh yeah just blocks other [ __ ] right yeah it blocks it also gives it to you so if there's an item on the ground it'll pick it up or somebody throws a red shell on you um oh yeah you get in the front seat but uh we're too out of a place yeah it's a from the behind item uh I'm gonna wait for straight away dump both these shells maybe we get a double we'll figure out right here I feel good oh wow we're in front okay no they're right all right uh this is Chill okay oh they're gonna go to the Twister no oh okay take item block I think all right I'm jumping this be cool oh no oh my hero a lesser paratrooper player just burns that banana instantly mm-hmm all right I'm experienced oh that was close too oh okay okay okay well yeah we're climbing we're climbing dude no there's only got three points three points okay so we pretty much have to beat them on two more tracks to win oh God and this is the start of the final cup so I think there are four races left now so uh it's random whatever like random oh yeah so it's uh there's 16 courses and it's just that it was random but at some point I was like I'm probably wrong yeah so before some commentary is being an [ __ ] and finishes the sentence uh there's two that are certain the first course in the last course yeah yeah Luigi's first Rainbow Road for last whichever commentary started typing as soon as I said that you can [ __ ] off um yeah I'm just I'm popping that asleep probably shouldn't burned it there but it's it's fine it only really matters I'm gonna burn all these in a second I can't remember like dude this is so scary I I don't want to like just burn them while like Willy yeah I didn't like that one I was like that that was like this one's like it looked like it's kind of a straight away but I don't know it's fine it's a long course it's only two laps but it's long course it's a long course I'll go [ __ ] myself yeah yeah like I I'm free three o'clock today sure why not [Music] oh my gosh okay so we do not if if don't go through the middle man Matthew Matthew middle Matthew middle baby birding all right okay we can't think about the timeline where Donkey Kong wins we just have to think about the timeline where we win uh go for the double on the right if you guys see it oh I love to see this I thought the show was about to hit it uh yeah I got three years back I'm gonna wait to see Luigi spin okay whatever oh God they're very far ahead but there's a [ __ ] ton of items in front of us to you oh I saw rant out as red shells okay I like that okay okay okay oh honestly okay they hate each other that one was interesting I've never seen that in my life okay they fell off oh my God we are just unleashing into these people yeah uh uh dude this map's so confusing to read I yeah I I can't I'm not even trying well bro bro we gotta make up we gotta make up no uh mango all right okay three red shells please okay one red shell works okay uh okay as long as okay koopa's right behind us oh wait we might be able to hit Donkey Kong right there oh I have a gambling gambling go go go go go oh no hit him across I hit him across okay hey that could have gone so much worse though yeah whatever dude we're now like what six points behind is supposed to four yeah as well all we really need to do is win one and Donkey Kong needs to throw yeah I'm trying to think okay so I think there's 160 points possible for first okay this is 14 out of 16. that 14 out of 16. so there's oh it says this yeah I think Sherbert land left um and then uh Rainbow Road yeah River Road oh my God okay do you have a chance to come out yeah go [ __ ] yourself Donkey Kong driving that water and everything is like just ramming us constantly yeah it's metaphorical and literal I hate it I just I just want to punch him I just want to punch one [ __ ] oh this shortcut the saves like a second yeah it's like not even really faster I like it I'll take it I think it's safer I I I've taken both these items and then we're burning it Oh I thought you had it oh okay okay we're gonna hit them God damn it yeah eventually beautiful okay all right [ __ ] dude I hate not having the item I feel so [ __ ] naked yeah you you look pretty useless just sitting there yeah I'm gonna go this way just to avoid them beautiful uh we get guaranteed double I like that here yeah it's guaranteed double pretty good uh I'm gonna burn this oh we almost got it it didn't matter anyways isn't it so funny that no one gets to yourself yeah whatever nobody gets blue shells unless it's awesome first I think oh yeah that's a hard angle because I'm turning I I guess next time there I just have to I mean for whatever reason your Boost just don't work so I was like I can't even like I can't like let you boost and then throw it like after we straighten out like that's just kind of rough uh bro uh oh oh [Laughter] uh we've had we've had better moments oh no go go go go oh that's not gonna hit in time okay second though damn damn okay whatever second and we beat out the person that we needed to beat out all right but we could expect two more points over them you know like that's the that's the real kick all right three we got three okay we just have to play You're Ready Bowser's also kind of creeping up on us look at the gap between third and fourth real quick we're on the podium right dude I think we can skip finals and still pass the class at this point Jacob okay yeah you're right yeah it was sherbet okay let's go let's move uh honestly I think we're fine I don't think this course is that bad decade once his dad at this this is how every race has started with us yep we get three Red Shell oh okay okay we don't we don't eat any copium for um uh I'm Gonna Save this mushroom let's just save this mushroom for a second go now yeah yeah oh oops that drink was a little too tight Uh Oh I thought that was three oh it's a ussie that's fine that's fine yeah we didn't really lose too much time yeah we didn't hit any of the ice guys yo can someone in the comments let me know what the ice guys are called I I know they have to have a name this is Mario they they have to have oh you know they absolutely have names oh I need to get them to the shy guys oh God me and who the guy those two shy guys just sitting there standing together me and who man all right who's trying to be oh you saw the indecision I was like which way do I go yeah yeah oh I just threw that because I thought we weren't kid you saw that too right yeah I saw that okay okay a blue shell and we're in we're golden here okay I'm not throwing a green forward here I'm throwing that [ __ ] back okay okay bro okay I thought that we were gonna be calling it a different name like that okay let's save this last one whatever gambling oh again oh [ __ ] oh oh oh oh oh oh oh yo yo yo yo yeah that's okay there's a chance dude there's a chance oh my God okay okay we're going in the finals behind by one we have to win we have to win okay okay so we can lose to Bowser but we have to be one place above Donkey Kong yeah if we if we are one place above Donkey Kong we win by that we get seventh and Donkey Kong gets eighth we're golden oh my [ __ ] god oh this is exactly where I wanted to be oh okay all right Joe all right all right and it all comes down to Rainbow Road of all things get it just big athlete big ass lead yeah of course yeah oh no this is what I mean this is what I mean just just like I I'm burning that all right okay I was like we go for one risky play it's fine okay watch out for his green shell oh yeah I try to steal it from him I I tried okay I no oh no oh my God no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no okay they they have to stop okay they have to fall off this area is going to be tricky without drifting Jacob uh just letting you know now I know okay I I will do my punches and what I can to like uh I'm not using this here thank you not using this here though it is a road yeah this is the road where I go this is the road okay oh they're so far ahead no they're in our sights wait there we go I'm sorry oh I'm gonna try and get to the side so they can't throw back at us okay yeah don't don't pass them until we have an item because they have a red shell okay okay now you could choose to pass them whenever you would like [Music] God I know I I've never been so invested in Mario Kart before okay they burned there so I'm gonna go and try to get a different item didn't get it whatever it's fine they fell oh banana oh hey wait a minute no no no no no no no that sucks man okay we just have to get one above yeah just just don't fall off here just don't fall off I'm so sorry [Music] okay okay we're chilling we're chilling just as as quick as possible oh yeah I'm just not gonna drift here yeah I I you know I'm gonna do my punches to steer us over a little bit um okay whoa oh my god oh okay throw it back holy [ __ ] I borrow time man okay it's it's fine we're chilling we are so chilling uh I'm saving saving these saving these saving these yeah I I feel like we're really about to win like a tournament this is Grand finals man yeah okay like we don't have to get that greedy honestly I'm gonna I'm gonna play it safe with my items I'm just gonna I'm just gonna hold on these for a second okay actually we agreed who the [ __ ] are we oh okay okay green shell I yeah I'm holding on to this I I'm holding onto this shell we save onto your mushroom for a rainy day and we just don't fall off here okay that's fine that's fine yeah no they can't hit us this position honestly we're on all the fast stuff okay I'm gonna push the left you know just it's really just getting on at the first no way no no the side it's fine it's fine just just take what the speed is just take a speed boost drag my body that is all fine we don't have to we don't even have to pass these guys we are ahead of the two hassles we need to be ahead of yeah the mushrooms I agree I I 100 agree I wasn't gonna say it just in case you had the confidence for it no no I I agree Joe Joe Joe Miller okay they offer everything two place behind us they are two places behind us just keep driving this no I know I say throw it back just for the hell of it yeah okay throw me that item though um you have it yeah yeah I'm holding on to this I'm three years back again oh we're better we're definitely better or simply better oh my God that oh first place truly the perfect story book ending oh okay here okay keep going keep going man we gotta see if any gutsy man no no ending here come on keep hitting a keep hitting I'm sorry I just want to soak it in yeah no no I want to soak it in too but I want to soak it in on the award ceremony what a beautiful story what a beautiful finale Oh What a Beautiful Victory oh God that I love that we are in the same car that we were in but now we have a chauffeur I love that also the no keys and stuff right here it's like yeah if you haven't bought Sunshine yet dude this wind was so deserved I I do not think that we are gonna win that after like the first six races I agree no it was a comeback story and it's isn't it beautiful that it was truly in the last one that was oh my God all right we got Jacob and I was gonna use the and sign you could do y instead that's an in Spanish uh you're so right Joe I'll do Jacob and Joe uh that's it yeah that's it oh wait hit okay I just want to see the cutscene or like I just like this ending song if this is what I'm thinking of it is oh no this is a banger I use this in videos so good it's such a good song man like a good game ah well we won I goodbye I guess I I don't know

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Length: 49min 19sec (2959 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 20 2023