[ASMR] There Will Be MILKSHAKES

hello there ladies and gentlemen I have traveled over half a state to be here tonight I would have been here sooner however my new milkshake shop had just opened and I had to see about it that new milkshake shop is producing thousands of Milkshakes each week and I'm making thousands of profit from it so I'd be saying if I be saying that I'm a milkshake man then I'm sure you would believe me I travel from state to state and I'm looking for new milkshakes stores to open and it's been brought to my attention that your milkshakes are perhaps worth my time for me to open up a new milkshake store here in your Charming town now what do I do with these milkshakes stores well just so happens there are people like good people like yourself who would like to drink milkshakes and when you've drunk milkshakes like I have when you have all the tools for the job when you can make milkshakes I'm a family run business this is my son hm he also helps me with making these milkshakes and when you've made these milkshakes and made these stws then you can guarantee that no other milkshake shop will look after you in a way that I will be able to I travel from state to state meeting good people like yourself and you have the milkshakes for me to try and if your milkshakes are good enough then and only then will I be able to make the decision should I wish to build a milkshake shop in your nice humble little town here now when it comes to making milkshakes you have to make sure you have the right equipment in order to do so sometimes the con consistency can be off the milkshake could be too thick the milkshake could be too thin the milkshake could be the wrong flavor there could be all sorts of things which could go wrong with your milkshake and I believe me when I say I've been to many of the towns and their milkshakes haven't been all that so how do you decide what milkshake is better than the other and the that's where I come in when you have a taste for milkshakes and for example I have a straw and you have a straw there's a milkshake and my straw goes all the way over to yours milkshake I drink your milkshake and then I'm able to tell if it is a good milkshake or not I have drunk so many milkshakes now because I was previously an oil man and now I'm in the milkshake business that I can tell instantly if that milkshake is any good now I went to a town some many moons ago and they had gold milk milkshake and it didn't sit right the milkshake tasted horrible and the town pleaded with me to build a milkshake store there however it was coats milk and the milkshake tasted Dreadful so I wasn't able to build a milkshake store there if you get my drift so what am I doing here and why has this meeting been called tonight so it's been brought to my attention that you have been making very specialist kinds of Milkshakes so I've traveled a long distance to come all the way over here to try your milkshakes so I see that you have some made there I hope I don't offend you good people but I bought my own straws and my own glasses I'm sure you can understand and I will test your milkshakes only do this because then I can make sure have a proper test of your milkshake from a neutral glass so if you can just no no you you good people will just have to sit there I have everything passed to me my partner here will give me everything that I need I wonder if any of you good people have a knife that I could borrow to open these glasses up there thank you you just put it on the floor thank you so I'll take this knife and open this up thank you go and whilst my partner is doing that I'll let you know that it is my business to be there to make sure that the milkshake store gets built prop properly I make it my business that none of the tools go missing the construction will be quick very few milkshake companies can offer this for you I'm a family man I run a family business very few milkshake businesses can offer that as well when you have a family business such as myself the milkshakes will inevitably taste better also we don't rely on contractors to do our business we do our business ourself that means by rights any profits which are made from our milkshake store will by rights go to you and not to these contractors they will just build the milkshake store as quick as possible some with little knowledge about milkshake stores and then they'll move on to the next next project such as the way of things with contractors right one of the things that I like to do just before I test the milkshake is to make sure that I know who which among you have made this specific milkshake which I'm about to try it's you over there okay so what is this type of milkshake which I'll be trying it's a strawberry milkshake and have you been making milkshakes long you have so we're expecting a good milkshake then right okay my partner has filled it up in this lovely glass at your bman here has lent Us in this fine establishment that you have here so what I'm going to do is going to pour this milkshake into this glass oh no no no no no I bring my own straws so one of them important things when you're trying to milkshake is to make sure that you have a big enough straw this is very similar to drilling say if you were drilling for o and you had an area of land and you wanted to drill on that land and perhaps if you did manage to sell off the lease and the oil man was incompetent of something like that and they wasn't able to drill it in time another Oil Company could go behind or surround that land and even if he had a big enough straw then he could go and drill there and what happens is that milk shake or in this regard would be oil would be drunk from that straw meaning that oil man has drunk up all of that milkshake and the same can be said about milkshakes if someone has made a good milkshake and it is not utilized properly like other companies do then unfortunately that milkshake will be drunk poorly if you have a family man such as myself and a milkshake which looks as good as this which you have created then you will have to have an appropriate Straw from it the straw has to be big enough the straw has to be thick enough it has to work perfectly to accept your milkshake your milkshake could be thick your milkshake looks like it could have intense flavors to it all these things combined to make the perfect strawberry milkshake so you have to have the appropriate straw I brought an example here for you we have a metal straw here this will be too thin for a milkshake like that if I had to use a metal tiny straw like this then no doubt that your milkshake isn't good at all if I have to use a nice thick straw like this my straw will go all the way into the milkshake and I'm sure it will taste delicious okay so if I have a milkshake and you have a milkshake and my straw goes all the way to you I drink your milkshake do you see where I'm coming from okay [Music] I assure you ladies and gentlemen if I was to invest in this milk Shake which I have just drunk I have the cash I can back up with the cash and make the building of the milkshake store as quick as possible and we can make this milkshake store profitable for all of us that was a delicious milkshake which I just tried I can guarantee you that this milkshake store would be of course family run and it will benefit all of us I can get this going and building start as soon as possible that is a delicious milkshake we can make all kinds of milkshakes with this sort of consistency it is thick there is lots of strawberry on there there's a nice flavor to it it's nice and cool when you have all these elements in mind then you know that you have a good milkshake unlike my competitors who don't make very good milkshakes at all so it just so happens that you you particularly over there who's made this milkshake I'd like to congratulate you and I would also like to bring you in I would like to offer you a job for making more specialized milkshakes like that if there are indeed in that consistency thickness flavor then I feel like all of us here would Ben it if we had a banana milkshake a chocolate milkshake vanilla milkshake such is the way of things in the milkshake business will Le you to ponder on this great decision whether you want to have a milkshake store built here in your nice humble little town here tonight I'd like to thank you all for coming to see me and especially you for bringing your milkshakes to my attention and you are indeed right to call me in to try your milkshakes I shall have a little bit more of this milkshake to drink if you don't mind and what was my name my name is Frederick plan view as I'm sure you know already so we would like to thank you all for being here and if you would indeed like a new milkshake store to be built here then you w have to let me know now no other milkshake company can offer what I can offer you now bear in mind you may lose this chance you may never get an opportunity like this again and especially with milkshakes like this this will be beneficial for all to hello there there doesn't seem to be many of you here tonight for the size of your town I thought there might be a few more of you however we can get a business as you probably aware the less amount of people the better is is for all of those involved if you don't know anything about me I've traveled across half the country to be with you here tonight I've just been over to a nice little town who offered me a considerable amount of money to build a milkshake store in their town to make the best milkshakes I have all the tools for the job I'm a family run businesses is my son HW we make the best milkshake stores all across the country now we have all the right tools for the job we don't let contractors or anything like that get in the way such as wear of things they have just ruined things slow down the process we're here to test milkshakes and find the perfect milkshake and we've been asked to come here to try out one of your milkshakes well hello there are you thinking of engaging in any form of communication good I hate to think that I've been old way borted way here to not try a good milkshake now that's better I've traveled across half the state to be here as you got in contact because you said that you make the best milkshakes so you did well to contact me because I am indeed a milkshake man and if your milkshakes are as good as that you say are say they are then perhaps we might be able to help one another out but first it all relies on your milkshake now how much do you know about me indeed my name is Frederick plan view I'm a milkshake man I do want milkshakes very milk best milkshakes across the country I travel from County to county in this good country of ours and I built milkshake stores we built the milkshakes in house we get milkshake makers and creators such as yourself to work in there and we make lots of money from our milkshakes I've recently just opened up a milkshake store across the other County and we've currently making a lot of money from that I'm a family man we're able to bring that to the milkshake industry no other industry will do that they don't understand family I do and I understand mil shakes all sorts of Milkshakes now the last County I went to they couldn't make their mind up and they couldn't pay me to take their lease when they're all chittering and chattering amongst themselves a milkshake man has no time to get involved with these Petty conversations well I'm here just to try your milkshake so I bought my own milkshake glass how about we talk some business to one another just you and I nobody else is here how soon can you start making milkshakes right and do you have any local competitors here as well good no that is good that you don't have any that's what we'd like to hear if you do then as I say to lots of people it's all about the straws you have to make sure that you have the right straw then if you have any competitors if they're mil making milkshakes and you have to make sure that where their milkshakes come from that that your straw reaches all the way over to their milkshake and then you drink their milkshake you drink it up do you see what I mean you you certainly know your stuff about milkshakes then that pleases me right well don't worry my partner here thank you we've got a glass here so why don't we try your milkshake just there no that's just that's just fine that's just fine okay I'd like to thank you all bar man here for allowing me to stay in this fine establishment of yours to discuss our milkshakes so the first thing that I notice is that you've made a chocolate milkshake chocolate of course is a favorable milkshake for so many and you can see the consistency is very thick there as well but we must make sure we have the appropriate straw so we'll use a straw which will drink the milkshake up quickly which is what we want in a milkshake store so I have a straw for example and you have a small straw for example and your store drinks this milkshake you don't get much milkshake but if I have my bigger better straw I get my straw and wherever I may be as long as it's longer as long as it's bigger then my straw will go all the way over to your milkshake and then I drink your milkshake I drink it up all of it right I'm going to try your milkshake and see if it is is as good as everyone has been telling me how soon can you start making these milkshakes I see you have family here you can bring your family as well I the right tools and everything to get ready and we can make all sorts of flavor milkshakes with this chocolate milkshakes vanilla milkshakes banana milkshakes strawberry milkshakes raspberry milkshakes all sorts of Milkshakes which will sell well and if I build one of my milkshake factories here as well this will be beneficial for all who are in this nice town that you you've invited me to all will have a piece of the profits when it comes to this very nice milkshake that this very talented person has made for us here it's a bit like oil it's where my roots are and once I managed to drink up all the oil from all the lands indeed that's when I decided to move to mil milkshakes I know all about milkshakes is the same way I know all about oil and when we build the pipelines for the oil will be the same for the milkshakes for distribution I have a lot of distribution companies we' have to bypass the railways and not have to pay all them we can distribute by ourselves across the country across across the states that we need to I have have friends which can help out in things like that that is the way of things in in the milkshake business I'm offering you at all an opportunity here now and I strongly advise that you take it and don't delay with your decision this opportunity won't come up again at milkshake store that' be built Maybe by another milkshake company but it won't be me it won't be a family milkshake and they won't know anything about milkshakes like me [Music] hello there everyone I thank you so much for inviting me and my partner here HW to your humble town here it really is a lovely place which you have invited us to so I'd like to say thank you so much for making us feel so welcome upon our arrival we have traveled far across the country to be here today in hopes to try a milkshake of yours now we all know that milkshakes are very highly renowned and regarded in these present times and milkshakes are very profitable and when you get the right milkshake with the right milk then you can make all sorts of things and specifically build a milkshake store and a milkshake Factory to go next to the store I am a family man I run a family business me and my son here we offer a family bond unlike no other milkshake company would do so who know little about other milkshakes we go from town to town and we try milkshakes such as the ones that you are going to present before me today for to try and if the milkshakes are good enough then I should be able to make you an offer of some sort and we go from there and come to some form of agreement and hopefully something can be worked out that way this is the way of good business so i' would like to thank all each and every one of you for being here today I'm wanting to make this decision now I don't like to waste any time I'm on offering you all if this milkshake is good a fine opportunity to make lots of money now I've just opened up two new milkshake stores and they're making a lot of money each week we are producing thousands of Milkshakes each week and making thousands of money from those milkshakes if you get me to build your milkshake Factory and store here that means not only do you get your family family side to the business you will also get all the profits which by right should go to you that's what happens when you come Direct to me it's the same with all if you have a contractor the contractor comes in they Rush the job by and by they don't really know what they're talking about they take a long time to make things they don't really know much about milkshakes or oil and then they mess up the job they lose their tools and laugh around trying to find them we don't do that we offer fast process where we could build our factories we can utilize your delicious milkshakes build the right straws to drink those milkshakes the contractor will mess things up make the process slower or they will do it fast and speed through the job they offer you a fast project and then by the end of it they have moved on little care for your milkshape factory because a contractor is a middleman and they will just try to take us much as they can they don't know what they are really talking about when it comes to milkshakes I know everything that there is to know about milkshakes I know the taste the consistency the flavor the milk the consistency the thickness what sort of glass it should be put in how much should be made the quantity where it should be shipped to if you got to have the right shipping connections such as I have such is the way when it comes to milkshakes so my partner here he going to give fetch me thank you thank you so much there we go and we have a glass so I believe that it's you who's made the milkshake that you want me to try indeed no I'd like to add all my milkshakes thank you this one seems thicker so what flavor I see so you've opted for a vanilla flavor and would you consider this milkshake a thick milkshake so we're going to be need a little straw like this I have bought my own straws I don't need to use anyone else's we are very efficient here our milkshake company okay so I'm going to place my straw in there but you know why we have a big straw a straw like this well I'm not sure and no doubt it's probably taken place that you've probably have other interested parties who want to make your milkshakes maybe they've taken interest and they already started building the milkshake store or or selling the milkshakes but their milkshakes aren't good enough and they're not doing very well so they're trying to steal your milkshake ideas well a solution to that is to make sure that your milkshakes have a bigger straw so you have a bigger Outreach I can provide that for you I can sell all of your delicious milkshakes and you won't have to worry about your competitors who are trying to make these bad milkshakes so for example if say if I had a straw and you had a straw and you were making your milkshakes but you weren't using the proper ingredients and you rushed the job and ended up with a bot job with bad contract tools and and Affairs and whatever whoever got involved in making that factory of yours and it's all wrong you've got a straw and you're just delving in with your straw and that small pocket of of people that you've got to help you with that business of your milkshake business and perhaps someone like me comes in who knows everything they know about Milkshakes that there is to know who's been selling the best milkshakes in the country if I don't how long now I will come in with a big straw like this so if I had a milkshake and then you had a milkshake and my straw goes all the way to your milkshake I drink your milkshake I drink it up and then so on and so forth I would take all the prophets in there and and whoever's involved with me will take a share in those profits as well now just remember I'm offering you all an opportunity here and this opportunity won't come up again let me try your milkshake well that's certainly a vanilla milkshake the consistency is good and which one of you made this milkshake it was you you made this milkshake wow if I were to make you an offer that I'd certainly want you as part of the team here who would be in charge of these milkshakes that will be fine thank you well after trying you a milkshake I would indeed be very interested did to build the factory milkshake Factory here now bear in mind of all the things which I said about this Factory all the things which I said about the milkshakes everything that I said you won't get another opportunity like this you won't get anyone else like myself who knows as much about milkshakes as I do we offer all the family things to come with milkshake business business we offer all the tools to make our business work and profitable for all of us here nobody in this area has had a proper milkshake before we can make that happen decision is down to you good people if you want to have this milkshake Factory built here then we can make it happen we have all the tools ready to put it to make it work and get the job started however once I leave this place and if an off offer is not given a de with is not struck then unfortunately we're not going to be able to do business with each other that's just how this works in the milk business milshake business industry so i' strongly guarantee that this will be profitable for all I strongly advice that someone here makes an offer on behalf of your lovely town which you've invited me and my partner here too today to try your milkshake it was very delicious milkshake I see a lot of potential with that milkshake especially you so what's it going to be thank you good people good day Che take care Che

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Id: TY3iz1bqJ50

Length: 41min 50sec (2510 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 11 2023