ASMR Fast & Aggressive TSA Pat Down Real Person Body Search and Bag Scan | Soft Spoken Roleplay

foreign move forward and stop passport an airplane ticket um use my passport my ticket is on my phone sure let me go ahead and see that and um [Music] today ma'am I'm sorry okay State your full name Katie ASMR and date of birth March 24th 1990. where were you born in St Louis okay where are you traveling I'm traveling from St Louis is it personal and business oh it's for fun I was going to see the Grand Canyon traveling alone alone yeah okay have you noticed any increase activity in the airport seems pretty dead today actually I haven't seen much I'm sorry carrying any legal substances Firearms any drugs more prescription medication but that's it like how often do you travel usually I try to get out a couple times a year these are frequent flyer how come I never see you over here usually I don't fly this Airways yeah I used to fly in Katy Airways but I thought I would switch it up and apply a different Airline okay well welcome to Mad P really okay let's go ahead and take a look we're gonna put this in our database here we'll be right back okay okay ma'am it looks like there's been some suspicious activity um somebody used your passport recently and according to our database it doesn't look like it was new it's very abnormal that we have your passport again um that's impossible I keep it in a drawer by my nightstand okay that's so crazy yeah I agree with you it is and we live in a very crazy world uh nothing is impossible I'm going to hold on to this okay I'm gonna need your bag you're gonna have to investigate that and someone stole my passport or they stole my photo and made them we're gonna have to do more investigation definitely so all right I'm going to deal with this at the end first I'm going to do a pat down sure all right can you please go ahead and empty everything that you have in your pockets there you go um that's it that's all I got [Music] [Music] okay this looks good I'm going to return this at the end thank you nice okay so go ahead and remove your jacket please sure have you ever been on the no flame list no never okay that's good so as long as everything checks out normal now I'm gonna be able to let you go but otherwise I need to um detain you so let's go ahead and not jump to any conclusions I would like to take a look at your full body all right go ahead and step forward and okay all right turn towards me okay okay cool so I'm going to start with your head okay foreign let's go ahead and take some samples here so we're going to take a sample I'm gonna run it in our database sure I mean like what could possibly be in my hair you'll be surprised what people will hide and in their hair okay ma'am what is this what is what this right here something's stuck I don't know what you're referring to looks like uh I'm not gonna touch it like a recording device do not move are you serious do not move fam what is this is this a recording device no you know what I had a bagel with poppy seeds earlier today so maybe that's a poppy seed well how come it was behind your ear I I'm a Messy eater to be honest um I don't think so I think this is a recording device I'm not trying to record anything I'm just trying to yeah so you're trying to steal information for more Airline no but I believe you are why would I what information what I wanted him we're gonna have to check please cooperate see if we find any more of these Bobby seeds okay go ahead and turn around I'm gonna Chuck the other side okay I have no idea how that got there does it hurt no it doesn't hurt I have just uh trying to process the thing you just found in my head yeah a lot of people try to act innocent I understand that reaction this is ridiculous okay looks like there's only one so it was one on the left ear I don't see anything on the right ear and okay if you had one it must have fallen okay let's go ahead and check this yeah I know it's messy so am I being punked right now like like where's the camera I take this job very serious let's not laugh about it okay so I just okay all right let's keep going oh God looks good I have one more brush okay okay okay okay ma'am go ahead and turn towards me I'm gonna start putting down your Face's souls okay you're just rubbing my makeup all over we're going to aren't we want to make sure that you're not hiding anything okay check your neck behind the neck I think go ahead and extend your arm armpit okay I'm going to take some samples it's gonna feel a little bit wet so we're going to take samples from your fingerprints okay whatever comes off we're gonna go ahead and test this and your nails okay scrap in there um so these shoes that I have they have like these fancy hooks on them but one of my hooks got caught in the shoelace I fell in the gravel and I hit my hand oh that was also a scrape on my knee too oh I'm so sorry okay I'll be gentle okay okay let's go ahead and check your other hand foreign [Music] I'm barren [Music] okay go ahead and open your mouth and extend your tongue out really yes okay good do you want to draw my blood too I mean this is would you like to no okay you do that um in emergency too yeah definitely and took your waist thank you okay you're not wearing a belt correct foreign I'm going to check your lower body now okay [Applause] [Applause] good Ness foreign foreign foreign go ahead and open your legs a little bit good I'm going to put my hands up the groin okay I'm going to put my hands up the grain okay okay ma'am go ahead and turn around I'm gonna have to expect your torso okay okay one step back towards you yes okay stop good all right okay go ahead and open the legs foreign okay I'm going to put my hands up don't worry [Applause] okay go ahead and remove your shoes for me okay thank you [Music] okay looks like there's no substance found on this shoe but we have to test it does that sponge thing do a different job than the brush yeah yeah but we cannot disclose that information okay we can tell you'll need the results we get to tell you exactly what their yikes for okay foreign foreign we have one more part we're gonna have to inspect our feet as well so go ahead and remove your socks very quickly please very quickly okay [Music] a little bit forward from it okay turn around towards me good nope towards me facing me okay good good foreign go ahead and turn around we're gonna add the sole of your feet oh my gosh okay okay okay I'm Fred I'm gonna miss my flight no no you're not to be very very very thorough okay okay next foot who do I file a complaint to me I'm My Own Boss all right all right [Music] ma'am please I don't think I'm Gonna Fly this Airways again yeah that's okay all right is this your back yep okay that's everything you have that's that's it foreign [Applause] [Music] foreign are you carrying any legal substances anything sharp no no there's a very strange smell coming out maybe it's the bagel I could carry on my purse for a while before I ate it no I think we might have to bring the dog here oh my God [Music] just side drops foreign I'll take one right now I actually cannot take you cannot take it right now if you break these in the airport in the airplane what's gonna happen with the liquid yeah it's too much liquid yeah yeah so we're gonna have to confiscate all right okay for celebration but before you buy the ticket or before you come in you have to read the rules I keep on saying that sorry I have one just the same yeah yeah I think I said mine or yourself I had one is it pink mocha no it's Hydro Boost we have to make sure that I don't have both of yours then because I took ones on the counter I thought no I was just joking oh we have the same one okay no no longer at all if it's yours it's yours okay let's see what you have here one cane Pat do you have a pet yeah you do yes I do and what is this this is the key fob it gets me into my apartment okay okay what's this there's a bottle opener yeah drink a lot a little a little that's no good for your Hoover I know okay okay are you in a hurry no no I just you know my plane let's get to my plane but okay no worries I know it is just doing my job here oh ew okay what what is this my dog's hair I used I brush my dog and Bam I know bam I know it's um not aesthetically pleasing I should have thrown her away it's to keep it for souvenir I didn't know it was just stuck in the comb oh yeah I I'm just gonna put it back it's okay we we accept that one hour okay here okay put my little pet back I guess okay so just some cash earrings uh-huh put them back all right I'll be right back with your bag okay I'm going to give you your poppy seed back it's okay we don't need it and yes it is not a recording device okay just very unusual it does look like one yeah I really don't need it it's a Bobby say that yeah you can have it here is your yeah you can do whatever you want with it it's yours I'm not allowed to to throw anything unless it's illegal it's not illegal to puppy seats okay all right so have a safe flight too I will go next 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Channel: Mad P ASMR

Views: 643,169

Keywords: ASMR Fast & Aggressive TSA Pat Down Real Persom Body Search and Bag Scan | Soft Spoken Roleplay

Id: p0xczfQwq4E

Length: 29min 37sec (1777 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 07 2023