ASMR Fast & Aggressive Full Body TSA Pat Down

next person line step forward and passport and any other identification that you may have okay um here's my passport and then I also have a driver's license yes please present that state your full name for me KY ASMR okay one step forward for me all right are you traveling from Chicago and what kind of business are you I'm taking a vacation I'm going to Ireland traveling alone with family just alone do you have any pets with you pets no no okay see here you have lots of visas mhm just going to go ahead and just want here okay this is kind of a new glassboard did you just get it how can you have so many Vas um you travel a lot yeah yeah I I want to I want to travel more that's why I'm doing that today I just want to make sure that this is yours and not somebody else's so we're just going to go ahead and inspect be right back okay okay ma'am um we do have some information that tells us this is not your passport um I know sometimes we can get a false um report um but we do need to do a more thorough inspection until we get the the thorough results okay joking am I being punked right now that's my passport yeah no no no so we're going to have to confiscate everything until they come back all right do you concer I me I guess I have to but okay whatever you need I'm just going to go ahead and put some gloves on since we don't want to contaminate anything contaminate okay can I keep my coat on I'm a little cold no ma'am we're going to need that too wow one thing that we're very kind about we do tell the plane to wait for you about 15 minutes so I hope you have that in mind okay that's good that makes me feel a little better okay just um just calm down now relax and um I'll take it from here have pockets here anything okay good [Music] [Applause] good sometimes people could be finding some stuff inside here okay okay but I'm not saying that you to I'm not I'm not hiding anything okay let's see what do you have in those lockets oh okay that is a wallet yeah I showed it to you so you saw it already yeah all right um okay at this location we're also cleaning your pockets you're cleaning my pockets yeah can I skip that stuff this is a pretty new coat removing whatever okay Keys yeah just going to place some very carefully there okay lots of change yeah all right going to let take a few samples here like we did when insed [Music] your passport you have some spasms yeah I'm just getting a little agitated I had a lot of coffee this morning and I just ready to go so I wasn't expecting to be held up like this do need remain calm it's very important that we do that during the TS okay okay okay place this here okay am I good to go no no no not yet okay okay let's be patient okay all right okay um we're going to have to inspect your hair your full body as well so go ahead and face me from please yeah that's perfect um I'm going to have you remove your hair tight what do you think I have in my hair it's just a it's just a precaution we do this almost with everybody so don't never had before doesn't really make sense but I guess that's okay okay' we're just going to go ahead and start with your sculp all right we're going to have to go ahead and change gloves you do you okay now go ahead and relax for me I'm sorry what what is that what's what are you aware that you wearing a device on your neck a device yes oh my gosh okay um do not move do not make any sense movement no I don't I'm just going to gly try to remove it is that okay do I have your permission I don't know what you're talking about okay denial sometimes people deny stuff and that's why we are the best trained dsas in the world I'm not going to oh my gosh what that ma'am don't tell me you didn't know you have this you're peing no I have no idea okay it is very hard to remve I do not want to remove your skin with it please don't ma'am this looks like a record recording device I I don't remember putting any recording device on me why would I why would I want to record going to the airport do you suffer from um Amnesia I mean not not did you recently hurt your head or were you in an accident no no accidents I okay this is what we found on your neck you think that's a recording device yes ma'am right here under you see oh my gosh that's a recording device well someone must have put it on me this is very weird this is very strange so we're going to go ahead and send this to the lab and we're going to yeah I don't know what that is you can keep that and not that's like ma'am this is illegal it's not just that we can keep it if it is what we think it is it's illegal so let's keep our comb okay why would it be illegal to like just record record things it's a matter of National Security yeah but we're on our phones recording stuff all the time I are you allowed to record in an airplane are you allowed to record in an airport near DSA security I don't think so okay I'm going to have you turn around we're talking too much and you're going to lose your plane so okay okay here I have a new probe which're just going to go ahead and remove these are from people that were before you we don't need these anymore I'm going to go ahead and okay and inspect this I just want to be as transparent as possible so just so you know we are showing everything that happy to watch I guess it's very exhilarating so you get paid to do that just yes yes rubbing rubbing sticks on little tubes no no that's not what it is but sure okay okay okay I'm going to have to [Music] turn okay put your arm like this for me hiding get anything in the arm I feel like we're like Jack and Rose on the Titanic now it's very strange man' I just wanted to catch a planes that's all I did not expect this moment okay we're going to have to check your fingerprints as well just to make sure that appearing very perfectionist here okay let's go Ahad and check this arm as well [Music] okay okay I'm going to have you hold your arms like this for me okay and turn around around like this yes okay back piece leevi James can I put my hands down yes ma'am thank you you're welcome these look like very good Jean quality look they're my favorite I just want to make sure that there are no substances hidden in the fabric okay okay I'm going to have you turn around for me okay we good no no no we have to keep going just keep going just keep going just keep going oh there's a little pocket right here we just need to take that little pocket okay good did something happen lately did someone smuggle something on it just seems like they always try to too yeah yeah yeah every every time every time I don't that's why I still have a job yeah I'm just thinking that you're really going hard on on me right now and doesn't I do this job because we always catch them okay okay all right okay and we're going to have to do a skin test too so just just relax me yeah just come a little bit what are you testing my skin for just to make sure that you're not exposed to anything and sure you're becoming a little bit defensive should I be worried no um no I I just think you know taking a sample of my skin was on my it's non invasive we're not going to like okay cut or anything it's going to be oh that's good that's good to know that you're not going to cut into my skin at the airport I'm so glad yeah we're leaving okay go ahead do whatever you got to do sure just relax now go ahead and relax okay that's that's a good sample there relax okay this requires a special solution to make sure that we're neutralizing of course it does course the skin okay looks good we're going to H the results in just a few minutes so can't wait bear with me there all right so we're going to go ahead and pat down your whole thoracic area all right I'm going to have you stand like this for me and relax okay did you say my thoracic area yes now what am I an insect no it's part of your Anatomy it's very strange bology we are trained to do this very thoroughly all right I'm going to have you put your arms like this again [Music] good are you wearing a wire bra I'm wearing a regular bra I don't know what a wire bra is like it's okay then that's it you don't have to if you don't know what it is it means you're not wearing one okay okay you can go ahead and put your arms on down and now I'll start inspecting your lower area is that okay I guess okay okay ma'am I'm going to have you turn to the side like this facing me first okay so that's good go ahead and put your arms a little bit further away from you [Applause] [Applause] okay m' I'm going to have you turn around [Applause] [Applause] okay okay ma'am I'm going to put my hands up the grin I'm going to put my hands up the gr mhm very good I'm going to have you remove your shoes now for me please really really is that necessary yes absolutely okay okay here we go okay yeah okay that is a good test oh what are you testing for what do you there are lots of illegal substances that we need to make sure okay that you are not in contact or bringing anything illegal into our airplane because on this Li it tells me if there is anything up normal as well and let's just hope that it doesn't turn blue okay I mean the sho's already blue so oh no just a different type of blue we looking for gotcha so I'll let you know I do have one more that I could good check okay so far I always see mind which is a good sign probably so far this is the best sign that we've had so let's just be positive okay okay okay there you go with your bottles again little vials okay going to keep on doing it until we make sure that you're not you know caring anything do I'm going to have you remove your socks as well okay go ahead ma' your socks do I have to Yes it say come on okay okay then the polish is very good but there are some substances here in between your toes ma Okay and like the bre make sure that we are checking that as well okay I give up okay I'm going to have you turn around for me and we're going to set the SS of your feet so go ahead and support yourself on the wall very good [Applause] okay okay ma'am please stop moving your leg I a little we need you to be very s for this ma'am ma'am ma'am ma'am ma'am I'm sorry I'm going to need you to stop Kling sorry it's very important okay for your contain yourself okay okay now I changed the technique seriously okay okay okay okay that's enough that's enough all right let's go and the other foot okay it's just some some dirt be thankful that we are cleaning your feet as well yeah okay okay okay okay okay that's good okay okay okay do you have a medical card to attest that you do have indeed a medical disorder for this no I just always been tick lash okay why is that a medical disorder well it's not normal to be this dickl as for sure I guess I'm not normal so ma'am I think this whole pat down is not normal we just have about 60 more seconds of this okay so I'm going to need you to contain yourself okay good let's goe and mered okay there you there it is okay go ahead it back down wow you made it can I put my socks back on no not yet great I believe we need to check your B now okay all right ma'am is this yours belongs to you okay so we're going to do kind of the same thing what we did with your patch down full body is that okay that's great great all right you want to here I'm going to miss my flight okay I'm really worried about missing my FL it is not my fault okay literally is your [Laughter] fault here you have a stetoscope are you a medical practitioner no I just like to yes keep track of my heartbeat because I've had like heart arhythmia so it's just kind of like my own thing that I do I just listen to my own heart sometimes just to make sure that everything's working can you go ahead and show me how yeah so I just so right now it's all elevator but that's because I'm being held up by a psycho TSA agent so that's okay thank you ma'am thank you for demonstrating okay so this is for blood pressure take blood pressure yeah health conscious are some microphones I guess you record yourself yeah those are literal recording devices I don't know what you pull from my neck but those are microphones and they're not being used right now it is concerning that you do not remember you had a no memory yeah I'm a little freaked out by that too but you you admit that it's a little a bit strange oh yeah I think it's very strange but this whole thing has been strange so who am I to say what's strange and what's not at this point I agree I agree I agree I concur okay all right yeah definitely uh this looks like it's like we're not having anything I'm just going to return this back to you oh thank you wow thank you so much returning my things to me and wow man' this is your jacket okay and this is for passport honestly we do apologize for holding you up so much very sorry I appreciate that we definitely uh just want the best for people who travel with thatp ASMR Airline okay um we want to make sure that everybody's safe and thank you for your cooperation okay well I appreciate the apology because this has been a little bit of a a nightmare um you can write a review but not right now cuz we're very tight with schedule so just um you can write review in your own time okay okay all right thank you bye thank you take care be well next person in line

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Length: 32min 44sec (1964 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 27 2024