Ask Steve: If I'm not home by 10, the police are called! || STEVE HARVEY

hi Steve how are you good good so I'm here to ask for some help I come from your traditional family where the woman in the family doesn't move out until they're married however I'm turning 30 I'm single and living with my parents is getting a little ridiculous if I'm not home by 6:30 my phone's ringing blowing up where are you why aren't you home if I decide to go out my friends after work at 10 o'clock the police are called a reports made why aren't you home so I'm looking to break it to them that I'm 30 even though I'm single I think it's time for me to leave the nest first of all your parents are watching too much Forensic Files um this is how you ever come say you're 30 I'll be 30 yeah okay could mom dad sit down I'd like to talk to you I'm moving out yeah but that's not gonna work if I said that doors locked everything's locked the way you came is the way you leave so I wouldn't be able to take anything with me oh how about this hey how about you go to work and don't go back home so pack your stuff in the morning just walk it out to the car that makes how I will I used to see when they go to sleep just start packing hey your compact in the next morning just Hey look I got stuff I got to take to work which is true you're going to take some stuff to work don't have a lie to your mom and daddy especially your mom and daddy could you probably get killed and just and just pack it in the car tonight do when you get up and you go to work just going to work and don't go back home you know and then move their boyfriend in and get the party started after 90 days every thank you God

Channel: Steve TV Show

Views: 1,170,740

Rating: 4.9507179 out of 5

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Id: -g_N6g_ddu8

Length: 2min 26sec (146 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 08 2015