Ask Sans and Monika (Ask Dokitale Season 1-5 FULL)

[Music] this is gonna be embarrassing oh [ __ ] let's do it yo is Monica taller than sands in the game yes in the a you know sense can you kill Monica for no reason hide I never kill anybody for no reason well if she killed my bro I will can you try to delete stands Monica forward slash forward slash delete songs but I'm sorry since I wish hey Monica Q papyrus y'all hate each other no I just want to be his friend but please just like uncomfortable look I know I'm sorry hey Monica whose is sampad my senpai is the person who plays since what this bishop can you'll kiss okay Monica kiss sad why do I feel like shipping these two qwq look so cute when you're together Monica do like sands a mile up y'all because if so well I'm sorry we are not a couple you know pets tears on the head it telling he's a good boy for me pat pat you're such a good boy Thanks yeah first we're just pretending we're sorry it's the people's fault though Sam can you poop pee I'm a skeleton you know mess Monica bring back my waifu say Yuri oh sure here you go you just got there hanging this morning [Music] can you change jackets okay this jacket is too small I guess you happy before you make your skin turn pink I already eat a ton of shrimps okay oh you go your way we enjoyed the all sauce [Music] Keats phone so cute what even sonica Seneca oh yeah boy this is adorable I ship it now I'm out let me know when there's more of his cuteness no do skeletons have dick no correct dicks on her bones by doing your trap [Music] hurry DLC did you guys already taught you well cocaine found love man [Music] sans house with frisk hey Monica what do you think of risk in sales oh they're cute when they play together - Monica what would you do if you saw sands crying hey what's wrong it's it's nothing no seriously though why are you crying don't worry I'll always be here for you I'm sorry for being such a horrible friend okay I met Monica Wow you'd be best friends sans whereas flowey he needs to meet Monica no what's your favorite things Monica what's your reaction you saw that you two were going to get married [Applause] [Music] I forgot the story Monica what's your soul color hey Monica since you're a human you have to have a soul type like bravery and stuff what's your type of soul vodka fight fans fun funfun funfun funfun [Music] Monica you know Cara and sands you can watch Monica terrified if you want [Music] and Monica among all the undertale characters who's your favorite maybe this Phillies bullheaded my favorite how about you them maybe your face [Music] [Music] finally it's been 84 years we're waiting for so long and finally the ass are open and we haven't answered the bunch of questions for 32 weeks working great huh hue creator of the cons feeling down and dead inside he said she wanted to quit after answering all the q and A's were doing just [Music] let's talk to Suri instead no it's okay just go ahead answer questions you guys haven't answered yet sorry about me we'll be fine oh I know that feeling but I hope you feel alright hon we're always here for you well let's begin the Q&A shall we is sorry okay I hope she's okay I'm sorry she'll be fine so leave her alone we'll always be by her side there's Monica feel any attraction toward stands if so our fans fangirls jealous hope you feel better by the way love your heart I will never have a crush on sands never date or any other romantic thing me and him are just close friends even if we're both the same age sands do you think Monica is like a yandere right well I don't remember her being a yandere but yeah I guess but you didn't like killing your friends with a knife didn't like the protag that much sans have you and Monica ever met bendy I'm so sorry if I make you mad at me sassy mind if you guys get along together I mean I know you guys are not a couple but you guys are friends or rivals I'm sorry I'm just shy we're just friends cutlasses they'll be shinier Monica can you stab sands with a knife I'm sorry [Music] okay oh okay this comment section is so evil how about we all be friends yeah hey sure we can be friends nobody super fun right says sans way just remembered Oh God what's the reaction once and CC or die head isn't that question already answered it's a dead ship place account accessory to shitpost go to get out lo Oh God don't worry ah he's still alive so I don't need a hacking back to life this HP is like [Music] doc tang it what did Monica think of Twister Chara they've all seem nice but unfortunately they cannot meet each other because the first human was dead thousands of years ago for me they both look like twins hey Monica did you try papyruses spaghetti is still how are they to you human who's your crush Monica and don't say the player protagonist what you know you ask anything why you know this guy skeleton boy can they hook you precious adorable little killer I'm not a killer I'm a hacker I don't care hmm what would happen if Monica and Carolyn let's erasers pointless world well nope hey Monica why are you so adorable to Monica where did you buy your ribbon I want one I don't know but you can buy those on the mall Monica do you like sans this question is very weird oh thank you Miss friends Monica may I hug you or not thanks have something to ask go comment on the first post ask us commented on second part of the potion do you like Sam's puns I like puns so yeah I do oh my god dammit there's so much questions for sins sans wake the [ __ ] up already oh my goodness well says me alright what will you do Monica I don't know what to do I hope he's okay what happened oh my god finally you're awake what happened to you did nothing wrong just woke up oh good its voice you just passed out for almost 24 hours and everyone is slightly worried about you Oh including me too well oh well I'm still alive don't worry about it yo that's racism dude what depose Monica ever Aidan domi are not Indomie seems like I never tried it what's up with your jacket it's your blood you dork oh yeah and for since her do skeletons have blood mattress bone marrows a pliable tissue after DZ's red blood cells this process is known as the Viet Fu ishes and occurs in color the bone marrow that can be found in a person's lung bone everyone usually has a bone marrow that makes up 4% of his or her body mass [Music] mónica you should give him food like a hotdog or something since I ran out of food I'll give you a cupcake instead have this cupcake for my friend Natsuki it you'll help your HP friend say or say say okay [Music] you my friend dared me to dare you guys to Monica 3 to kiss sands yes him now sands is back always sins how did you react when Monica stabbed you with an axe sands how did you feel about Monica stabbing you knocking out of couches for like 24 hours I don't think sands remembers what happened but if he does geez you must be a really good friend of her give you are you mad we're disappointed when Monica stabbed you and are you feeling all right you just passed out for the past 24 hours so I just answered questions alone while healing you until you [ __ ] awake dude then why the [ __ ] did you stab me [ __ ] [ __ ] it was a dare someone asked me that old question 32 [ __ ] weeks ago calm down man god damn it you're mad bro oh I'm just disappointed I should not have to say that I forgive you so we still friends yeah you sure I'm the one who should apologize to you since I stabbed you real hard in your rib cage fine though hey all right let's continue to answer all of these questions hey Monica do you think Sanz likes or loves frisk I think both I'm not sure oh wait since have you ate that cupcake that I gave you seven days ago oh yeah I forgot I look so mature worth it well you've been here already now we can continue our Q&A in this account damn it's been a long time we haven't answered their questions since Suri is very busy today seems like you don't post often on this account again dang dude what's wrong no you're right there oh yeah you also choose your outfit already that's what I thought I changed my outfit back because the hoodie suck Oh yikes hey Monica the yellow says maybe as ships if you know are you jealous of it two three three three why should I be jealous why does this [ __ ] mean still around anyway the sands know before Monica stabbed him she killed papyrus no I didn't kill his bro when I killed sense right Monica what did you do with your hoodie well I mean I'm not really interested in basket e+ there's blood on it so I decided to wash it - both of you you want to try my cookies hey Monica this time try to be nice with sans okay that's it okay hey Monica who's your favorite character in Undertown sans first Monica ask sands if he wants a bad time do you want to have a bad time Elmo are you okay hmm do you like ketchup ketchup yeah well pretty much why do you have to shoot me with that thing it's not like I'm the phone you hate sans right Monica so sans since I'm pretty sure you can see Monica glitch out on a scale of one to ten how creepy can our glitches get sleeves like she reminds me of Vera sans rich rusev where are not suku URI and zai oh well they must be somewhere else also who the [ __ ] is not stupid hey sans and Monica never heard of I don't know and I don't want to know what has four letters but sometimes has nine letters but never has five letters does Monica know that the girls are here what where I don't see it oh that's right Monica would you kiss a skeleton no hey Monica you need to leave me oh wow yes it Monica you know what's ancestors so what Monica think about font cest [Music] at Monica's ears be gone but wait oops I didn't mean to sands meeting jebel you've been waiting for this asked for a longest time I'm alright damn right Monica meaning devil Monica me Joe though get the [ __ ] away from me don't be like some boss whose kid is this why do I feel so perverted that I want to grope Monica go away [Music] hello Santa Monica hello nice to meet you so this blog would be named jebel Santa Monica garbageman Wow no I'm not joining people just calling me out to meet these two does Monica has met frisket yeah already much for us actually I met first one we're hanging out with sentence sins you have a crush on someone yeah well II have my friends and my bro yo sans I dare you to kiss Monica weird chipper sans ex Monica me no God no God please no no no no please calm down Laurie has a crush oh yeah I'll have lips Scheffel no please stop being so cute sounds looks pretty helpless this is my favorite part I wanted to give you guys these candy canes blew it for sans green Monica yellow for Siri and purple for Kjetil a Christmas present just for good kids Merry Christmas have a nice day yeah thank you for the candy canes hope you had a great holiday what I don't have show me celebrate Xmas oh yeah I actually want devil to join them well it's only two of us that allowed to answer some questions but I'm not entirely sure about that okay fine you're allowed to join us but please don't make any chaos again [Music] what the [ __ ] did I just do why did I agree to this [ __ ] someone please just [ __ ] kill me right now we're all gonna die here oh my god why [ __ ] sands by the way when you guys met Lancer [Music] young lady where are you going oh I'm here looking for a friend Cragen's oh well I'm Monica nice to meet you wanna join my party you seem lonely there blah-dee sure he breaks a darn fourth wall I can touch the wall go in the hospital town enjoy it and he'll suffer move over for you what are you doing well maybe you should get out of here you strawberry looking demon don't worry guys I'm still entity DLC another Hill so I'm gonna still enter the QT this account give me a damn minute Monica and since how do you think of the strawberry looking diamond so far uh he kind of looking strange at first but dang he's badass he's always smiling insanely as I do who are you reading hey guys did you know that theory that stands is actually yes oh please the joke is pretty old please don't tell me this strawberry ass is joining the Q&A please don't I'm buggin you join need more insane smiles in this Q&A so Sansa's it smiling alone [Music] but at least we have juggle here so we don't need a bring that same red guy hey sans since you already met now a store would you like to meet salad fingers - [Music] hey Manik on sans I have a question do you guys have a crush on someone if you can tell their names literally no one I don't have a crush on someone whoa really you don't have a crush on someone at all I thought you had a crush on goat mom because you know why do I have a crush on an old lady Jody has her own family like no way in hell she's gonna have a new boy but you befriending [Music] [Music] question I really want a hug since he looks so tired please be gentle with him yeah sure don't worry buddy boy this is for Monica guesser cupcake it's homemade hope you like it thanks both you you know angel dust Hoosick Oh angel dust Oh angel dust today is a good damn how much I freaking hate 34 year old villain Pawn Stars I really hate this freak what do you ever do to you sans you look very uncomfortable being around with Alistair why though he's tall he's extremely scary potted I always smile like this all the time something wrong that because he's genuinely a demon and he always smiles as you did why me he does that but not as scary as my smile people gonna love me if I do that [Music] that's because you're an absolute perky hey Monica have you met underfill sons yet oh this guy he seems nice I guess I don't get why there's so many subtle being different outfits and different universes is it because I have so many twins whatsoever like who is this guy actually literally you have the same faces I'm you but edge [ __ ] off okay seems like this weirdo have another guy that looks exactly like him you don't know who's this guy is I assume this is your Twitter yeah impressive I think it would be nice if you two would get along and hanging down with each other both of you always seem to be smiling you know how much I love a pretty smile [Music] where do you guys use the bathroom listen here pal I miss Skelton but I'll use the bathroom as much she does where in the void man where's the weirdest place you've found sans asleep I still want you to the kiss can you do that for me red food disgusting Masum also what do you mean by red food [Music] no rip my music video idea on lastly well no matter how many times you yell at us we're not gonna do it hey Monica what's your most favorite cover winky face green oh hell yeah well pardon me this is very late but I got something to tell ya you probably know this right hundred super smash brothers ultimate oh so that means says means are back again hmm so what would you look like when you're in Smash Brothers ah totally the same but the thing is I have that guest blaster weapon in my right hand well then show me about how powerful that blaster thing is how's he doing [Music] now you stop pretending to be my brother Annan I mean some of them were losing interests on me so why do you need a panic anymore can sans please make a different expression we always see him smile is his face stuck my face has always been like this what's the matter it just creeps me out to be honest use this Google magic to make sense I wanted to kiss look I hate that you two are being shipped but you have to do it sometime or you will keep getting harassed [ __ ] enough but on the previous ask when sans was drinking from the mug we didn't see a smile I'm smiling you just can't see me smiling behind the mug I think I need to calm down why does that a non say Sam smiling face is creepy and all that crap toaster smiles all the time so why don't they ask Alastair why they smile not look at me [Music]

Channel: Jolibe Arts

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Id: l1uS5Tvr_D8

Length: 36min 54sec (2214 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 25 2019