Angel Jimenez funny TikTok’s (Part 2)

yo leaf what's up bruh i miss being on top of a tree same bro yo i feel you guys no i swear my mom never picks me up bruh it's not my fault all of y'all fell off of me i thought we had a special treat well it's not our fault either we just want to be on top of you again hey yo chill look bro i just wish i could hang off from you again and i just wish i could stick back onto you again hey someone's coming shit's so annoying i always have to walk home hey yo bro chill out what the hell bro what i do bro please stop yo penny hope what happened bro i'm fighting for my [ __ ] life y'all killing me with this [ __ ] man [Music] yo bro look at leaf down there hey bro you struggling down there shut your ugly ass up bruh oh hell no i know you're not talking about ugly look at you you're hella musty bruh get your old ass out of here this is why you're on the ground bro you're literally gonna look like this in a few weeks okay but am i like that now no and ain't your mama dead what shoe she got on oh no what tree is she on all right bro you need to chill out nah bro this one says hey someone's coming bro the craziest thing happened earlier bro what happened all right so i was walking home earlier and i was hella thirsty but i didn't have anything to drink uh-huh and some guy approached me and offered me a water bottle but only if i give him head so what'd you do i mean i have nothing against that stuff but i don't roll that way so like i told him no i swear damn that's crazy bro bro yeah but yeah that's pretty much what happened bro damn that's crazy but hey good thing he said no though bro i was about to say i like it cat g damn everyone knows the soft cookies are the best oh hell nah who would want a soft ass cookie bro who would want a hard-ass cookie i mean who wouldn't want a nice and hard cookie hey hey someone's coming i already know this cookies about a snack bro what do you prefer cereal or cookies hey to be honest if someone's coming oh hey milk what's up i can't wait to dip inside you hey yo chill i just want to dip you down hey should i get two no i'll just get one who's calling hello hey bro don't get the milk no more i checked the fridge we have some already all right i'll put it back all right i'll see you in a bit all right welcome to the cuba damn hey bro where's that full orange at oh no bro why that was talking smack just let him be honestly but why are we on the counter hey i'm gonna go get somebody i'll be right back oh no i'm guessing hey someone's coming what should i eat oh i'm gonna get them apples bro all right let me just finish this game real quick yo why are we in his room i don't know but this was gaming there bro get it bro get him oh my god yo imagine getting mad over a game don't worry bro let's go right now i'ma go right now [Music] oh are you serious bro shut up that was hella loud did you guys just talk hell yeah i did and your ass at the game bro what'd you say did i stutter get your goofy ass out hey sharpener what's up bro so what's your pencil count i'm actually new so i've never sharpened a pencil before well matter of fact i think my my leg is looking kind of rough right now you think i could be inside you real quick uh yeah sure but you don't gotta say it like that my bad i just can't wait for you to sharpen my lead oh okay i just want to twist inside you hey yo chip i just can't wait for that twist twist 3 thousand hey hey what's coming hey bro you got a pencil hooker bro no i don't bro i'm sorry damn fruit hey he's lying bro yeah he does yeah what was that hey what's going on angel won't give me a pencil but i don't have one hey this fool's lying is the pencil in here come again what did i do i don't have one yo it wasn't that deep here you go i have an extra pencil right here damn hey where's bread at am i here toaster what's up bread let me toast you up hey yo i don't roll that way bro look bro if i'm being honest i'm just trying to make you two shades darker hey i don't know toaster something tells me we're meant to be yo aren't you in love with food yeah i am but i don't know something tells me i should be inside you hey hey someone's coming why is there a floor next to the toaster wait is it true what they say should i do it i mean what's the worst that could happen [Music] should i do what's going to do it screw it huh i'm alive i knew it was a myth good morning angel good morning bro yo pop make sure you put the milk back when you're done yeah bro make sure you put wait [Music] yo headset what's good bro i miss you being inside me mike misses it too ain't that right mike he's a little shy right now but he's still got that one inch punisher hey yo nah but i feel you guys i miss angel's head well at least you guys get used angel hasn't used me in months coming [Music] yo guys should we say something i feel like we should say something guys [Music] goddamn they got a pillow too now you know what i'm gonna leave this house what did i do nah you know what i'm active damn yo charger are you there yeah yeah i'm on angel's bed bro when is angel gonna come in his room i don't know bro it's getting late he should be coming right now okay good because i have a lot in store for you guys uh what do you mean oh you know i got a lot of juice to give uh okay yo bro are you hearing this oh hell yeah i am and i'm loving every single thing about it i can't wait to plug you down outlet i got so much juice in store for you plug oh and i can't wait to transfer it to charger hey hey someone's coming [Music] why don't you touch my phone [Music] oh my god finally oh my god forget it i'ma just go to sleep damn yo what's up guys what's up bro shut up bruh yo why you mad my guy because it smells like [ __ ] in here bro you think i want to be here oh come on it ain't that bad hey look bro don't talk to me like that alright you're inside me so i control the rules hey yo angel mom's gonna go take out the trash right now yes now do it before she beats you okay bro ain't no one trying to be inside your musty ass i mean i kind of like it someone's coming i bet no one's there oh hell no what i do [Music] that was a close one damn yo where's angela i don't know he should be showing right now i know i miss his hair i miss it too i can't wait to be all up in his hair again what the what do you mean you you're empty bro he ain't gonna use you no more i still got a little more white stuff on me nah bro you're pretty much empty angel's gonna throw you away i could still go for another round nah bro your time is up it's okay you had your fun but hey someone's coming bro what are whatever i'ma go shower real quick i'll be back [Music] damn angel got that dump truck shut up he's about to use me yo this is empty well time to add water good as new damn all right guys i have to do homework i'll get on later alright you know what let me take a quick break and then i'll start well we're gonna be here for a while huh so we might as well get to know each other what are your guys's hobbies i love to drag my ink across paper's face and occasionally i like to be inside sharpeners hey whoa whoa whoa whoa let's not go there bro don't listen to him that's all this fool thinks about bro okay matter of fact my room is dirty let me clean it first and then i'll start homework for sure yup we ain't going nowhere so where you from tennessee how about you oh you're from tennessee no wonder because you're the only 10 i shut up bro oh all right one more time you know what i'm kind of hungry let me get some of you real quick and then i'll start oh my god bro i'm getting tired of this why can't you just do his homework like is it really that hard to do your work before greg corbin you know what i could do this tomorrow all right dumb yo are we in a hospital yes bro shut up there's a patient right there oh so i am plugged inside you oh my god yes but only because this guy needs it it's not for your pleasure hey someone's coming so what happened doc am i gonna make it well according to our results angel you should be able to survive as long as you keep that breathing tube in you should be out in a few days wait for real yep that breathing tube will provide the oxygen you need wait so am i packing or what outlet dude shut up there's people in front of us awesome wait did you hear that noise what noise oh it's getting to you isn't it oh see that dumbass can't hear it's all right so you should be yo they're talking bro what did i tell you what the hell are you guys talking well obviously dummy do you not see us do you not see our mouths moving what'd you say did i stutter all right plug you need to chill out relax outlet he ain't gonna do none bro yeah how does that feel huh how does that oh [ __ ] hey you think gage was going out tonight yeah and he'll probably use you too yeah it's all right though at least you get used in the house yeah true yo when they're finally here oh these hard well at least both of y'all get used i haven't been picked up in months yo that's tough bro hey someone's coming let me go change real quick yo what the f where am i my boy looking clean yo who's this guy i don't know bro looks like i see a replacement yes sir what the replacement oh hell no angel always picks me why you look like that bro what you mean y'all both hella musty bruh look at you guys go take a shower or something you think angel's gonna pick you looking like that hey oh no look at me my [ __ ] clean bro is coming yo these fire bro sheesh all right let's go i told you we should have been cleaned damn yo where's that full ps5 at he's not here oh my gosh shut up bro what are you so goddamn loud for what do you mean bro bro you know exactly what i mean this is why nobody likes turning you on boy i know you're just mad because you ain't getting no headsets no more ain't no heads that want to be inside your ugly ass bro screw this i'ma pay my ps4 nah bro this was hella annoying always so goddamn loud for no reason boy i can care less i just want my video games inside of me hey it's all right bro just wait till the ps5 comes in boy the ps5 got nothing on me where's she at huh nowhere to be found hey someone's coming welcome to sony airlines wait what oh gosh here we go again you ready bro yeah what the hell the controller is too wait what is that i can't wait to get used guys same green yo same guys oh hell nah you know you never get used i do get used though all right when do you get used for real you're that one slice of bread nobody eats i mean i like to draw on black paper hey yo what did he say what's wrong with white paper huh oh hell nah this was racist let's cancel this food well why do you guys like drawing on white paper huh yeah what's wrong with black paper huh what's wrong with black huh oh i get it y'all are racist aren't you oh i'm a [ __ ] cancer you guys someone's coming okay kids do you guys have your paper to color yes okay perfect now there's colored crabs on the table over there now each of you get one color okay i caught red i caught blue i caught green wait for me guys wait oh there's no more colors nice garcia there's no more colors oh don't worry angel i got an extra color right here thank you miss of course sweetie now go color now as i was saying you know how like she was in the back damn i already told you already i'm his favorite ornament dude no you're not it's me i literally have his face inside of me bro angel hates that picture though you know what fine let's ask candy cane yo candy canes who is angel's favorite i don't care bro i just want to get eaten okay bro just answer the damn question we both know you ain't going to get pig all right i know you're minty ass isn't talking bro nobody picks you okay my guy just because you have lgbtq colors doesn't mean that you're the best and someone's coming mommy can my friend come in of course angel he'll come in yes come here wrong so this is my house oh is that your christmas tree yeah it's been up for a while now yo this is a nice christmas ornament yeah bro but don't touch that that's my favorite ornament wow april chill chill it's not a toy look what i can do bro no don't go bro what did i say okay i'm sorry i'm sorry dumb hey bro what are you i'm not gonna tell you bro that's gonna ruin the surprise uh you're right you're right what about you bro i don't want to say bro it's a surprise too nah that's what's happening bro this one just doesn't want to tell us what is it huh okay boys time to open presents oh hang on this was embarrassed bro hey don't worry bro represent yourself all right i know you're not talking what do you have huh oh i know what you have you have clothes don't you ain't no kid are gonna like your ass hey someone's coming all your presents are right over there miho okay wow open the mijo okay mommy follow me thank you mommy of course we take good care of it okay open your damn present okay okay it's an avocado thanks mom what are you being sarcastic now what no no be grateful i even bought your ass anything okay i'm sorry mama an avocado damn damn i guess this boy really threw hey bro i'm running out of white stuff you think i want to get turned on again sony airlines has arrived hey bro hopefully it doesn't bend why are we here bro i gathered all you guys up to ask how the hell do i have this many followers on tick tock but only this many on instagram i don't know and you want us to help you with that why should i help you you broke my back and you let ps4 bully me bruh and you threw me against the wall and you made me explode i know i know i'm sorry guys but nah but we should help him guys i mean he did refill me i got your conditioner you'll never run out of white stuff no buffero let's see if we can hit 40k on instagram was it 24 not enough for you yeah how does that feel huh how does that feel so good does it ah not so good does it no but for real let's hit 40k on instagram please dumb yo where am i at bro oh hey rock paper what a coincidence seeing you here look bro i don't want you know what they say right hey yo chill ready for me to wrap your [ __ ] up hey yo always use protection look bro i don't want anybody someone's coming hey bro you coming hurry up yeah bro i'm coming wrap it up paper scissors you ready for my six inch clipper oh wait hold on damn scissors you're looking kind of cute rock no no no i'm helping you i know but i don't want help no more i want you all right we're here you got the scissors right yeah i brought some up oh i think i dropped it i'm gonna go look for it i'll be back there it is oh wait a rock i'm gonna be the last person to throw this rock yo i could have sworn i saw some foosa [Music] damn i think angel's sleeping are you dumb he's in the living room hold on did you just call me dumb do you know who you're talking to test me right now 4 times 3 12 9 times 9 81 4.3 cosine times 2 divided by square root of x uh uh uh uh uh damn you did him dirty bro works every time uh that wasn't funny hey someone's coming okay time to finish this for real for all four times four is sixteen six times two is twelve five plus two is seven right is he dumb i think he's dumb i think he's dumb are you like medically speaking and what kind of equation is this whatever i'll just type in the calculator [Music] error [Music] stupid calculator [Music] uh mom you still got the old calculator right dumb so guys you think today's the day we get bought i hope so bro same i'm trying to be inside that ps4 already hey yo gta don't act like you don't like your ps4s have a tight ejection they'd be reading my disc in seconds hey someone's coming welcome to gamestop let me know if you need anything thank you now choose your game okay okay gta fifa all right that will be all for us fifa and gt whoa whoa whoa oh no okay man just want to let you know this game is rated m for mature it contains violence drugs strippers murder slaughter rape sexual assault drugs nah don't listen to this well this was lying huh what did i start what i do i'll show you what is that supposed to do go ahead hit me cubs ps4 is on you know what that means you're going to be plugged inside me yes sir you ready headphone jack remember what i taught you son you've been waiting for this moment your whole life don't disappoint me i won't dad now what are you gonna do i'ma rearrange her guts and how you gonna do it i'ma be inside her what is she gonna feel this one inch punisher hey yo oh it's my phone what is it doing there what the heck what the what happened you're supposed to moan yeah i know but um but what i i just don't feel anything [Music] hey someone's coming hello what the no way my mic doesn't work ah whatever i'll just play another day sorry man i didn't feel anything dumb bro this man don't play me no more bro it's all right bro you'll make your comeback nah bro this man never gets on no more and when he does he only plays you i miss the old days bro mom what do you want my stomach hurts because you're always on that damn video game that's why what did i do [Music] gta got picked again bro therefore probably having the time of his life right now damn guys please pick me why you so desperate bro cause he's trying to outsell me bro no shut up iphone you steal everyone's ideas and it's not fair bro all right name one thing i stole the two cameras bro you stole that from us all right what else and the i i i i i i yo is my man's good bro i don't know bro no battery please charge [Music] hey man it's okay i know androids are underrated hey someone's coming hello sir how can i help you hello um yeah let's see i'll get the iphone 11 iphone 11 of course of course so what's your carrier let's go bro got the brand new iphone bruh can one of these fools just pick me already don't worry bro once these orange handle cards are gone you'll get picked hold on what you're trying to say we have an orange handle you don't how does that make you better than me hey hold on someone's coming yo my dog made it bro hey ritz that orange car was talking all that [ __ ] bro and look at me i'm the one that got picked all right bill joe the guy's right next to us all right you're right you're right [Music] nah [Music] hey how do you think he's doing welcome to the crew bro dumb high pockets remember that commercial bro shut up bro hey the [ __ ] don't talk to my homie like that hey it's all right bro he just mad because we get pigs more than him oh well if we're talking about getting picked i think we all know i'm the one that's on top bro stop capping what happened last time bro that's cause i was at the bottom they couldn't see me bro you're literally the pizza version of ramen ramen slaps though hey bro do you got food i'm hungry oh yeah i got hot pockets and party pizzas in the fridge i never tried a hot pocket are they dank you never tried go get one right now they're in the freezer i bet hey he ain't wrong though they do slap hey someone's coming all right let's try this one out i like it cudgy you

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Id: BrX8_vi5du8

Length: 26min 25sec (1585 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 06 2021