An overconfident understudy lets a taste of fame go to his head. | Places, Thank You Places

[Music] yo Milo what's that what's up fellas just one baby miles to help you out with that weekend [ __ ] oh yeah miles sir my mom's coming into town this weekend hmm what should I do with her um you got to go to the theater there's so many wonderful stories being told right now it's really an amazing place to be go see like deep down Virginia that site persons is awesome flying downwards dope oh Carlos Velez's new play it's amazing I'm actually under studying here which is awesome yeah yeah songs are so good that dancing is unbelievable but it's not up up right now he's just showing it to industry so you're not gonna get in there with your mom oh but sweeping the nation is dope and moms love it you could just say go see a show I'm not gonna remember all that man I can write them down for you that's easy you don't have to do that doc you just take the food out done yeah yeah for sure yeah really appreciate that wife I'm gonna talking to this clown [Music] all right guys we've got five orders of grits and a side toast coming over here I'll get you guys some ketchup some hot sauce isn't what we ordered what yeah I mean like there's no way you think we all just came here and just ordered some damn grits yeah yeah right there was fun okay we're telling you that we didn't order grits okay yeah I'm just gonna give the bottom of this whassa everything okay here yeah I think so no like he's accusing us of being liars no I'm not I'm not accusing you of lying at all actually I wouldn't do that I also saw your cell phone I thought we agreed that there would be no cell phones on the dance floor right you're right yeah okay sir about that guys it's kind of a quick for with miles if that's cool so uh hey why don't you go out back clean yourself up here you're crying a lot okay through their phone call get yourself together okay you hear me yeah okay whoa that was [ __ ] up so what can I get you guys um I think I'm just gonna go to town on these grits actually if that's okay [Music] it reflects [Music] hello hello miles it's Carlos yes hello what's poppin Soulja Avery is stuck on set in the snowstorm in Minnesota without our lead this show is a zero so answer me this question now can you be my hero wait oh my god uh are you are you asking me to go in for Avery and your play tonight or then just go in my brother I want you to be my star yes absolutely oh my goodness of course Oh huh speak Oh hip hop hooray all right come on down so that we can run through scenes in order to attack this play like kings and queens I'll see you there yes okay holla back [Music] I all feeling better yeah I'm feeling great actually we have some puke on your face you want to clean that out bring it out there the place what's happening miles I just found out that I'm going into the new Carlos Velez play what okay he's gonna split right now they're having to put in rehearsal for me so yeah sorry no that's not gonna work see I'm already understaffed as it is and I need you here to work your chop miles gotcha but this is my dream this is why I moved here so I gotta go do this nice righteous me this is your job I pay you to be here I need you to be here this is not my job I quit I'm sorry what yeah I quit what miles yeah miles excuse me Oh yes [Applause] [Music] look I love you okay but I cannot stand by idly in a country that in a country that we built against our wills with the tears in our eyes the sweat on our brows and the blood on our backs no in the country that's far as I can tell encourages the violence that we see every day no I will not stand by as we are massacred see miles fantastico banks think this is still a really great it's still nice to work yeah you doing really good work miles mark my words brother you are a star [Music] [Music] OPP don't touch other people's props or costumes oh I'm so blue today so this is my costume actually sorry kid those are specifically for Avery yours are over here no way pretty cool huh why can't I wear what every where's Avery's kind of weird about other people's body sweat getting on him but this is like a wheat version of that those are so much more believable you're gonna wear what I put you in no I don't give I got to cobble together some random [ __ ] from you exactly what hey don't forget to spit your gum out before performing I don't want anything I'll hear you everyone let's give a hand to Myles for stepping in house [Applause] I know tonight's going to be amazing you're all beautiful shining stars and I can't wait to watch you be great okay we're done here till show time I'll see you all in a few hours miles can I talk to you for a sec yeah [Music] how are you feeling I feel great actually yeah good I wouldn't have called you if I didn't think you could do this you're star now so act like it you're right I gotta act like it I'm a star say it again I'm a star roar for me roar louder roar my lion star now grab some lunch before it is too late for brunch tonight you will kill give it all your will a microphone check Nick and Mickey Mickey man oh [Music] what are you doing here I want you back Mia no we're through I'm different now I doubt it you still got old ass playbills all over your apartment irrelevant are you still crying excuse me do you still cry a lot no I don't do that anymore I doubt it when I became an adult I put away childish things yeah I can't do it I can't be with such [ __ ] away a [ __ ] you're a [ __ ] I hate saying it but I can't hear someone so sensitive now you got the wrong one baby girl no miles you're the baby no uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh look I'm the lead the new Carl's the last play really yeah the one on Broadway it's actually on the west side right now he's working out some kinks making sure the songs hit and [ __ ] like that but if I crushed tonight I'm pretty much gonna be his guy when he goes to Broadway Wow Congrats it's amazing okay I gotta get back to work I haven't sold a lighting fixture this month so let me help you out let me help you out let me get one of these really daddy use one of these okay $46 you know I don't really have my wallet on me right now it's at the theater I'll tell you what hey come to the theater tonight I'll leave you come to the box office and you'll see that I'm the man you need to be with man what's the worst that could happen you have a good time enjoying the theater maybe fall in love again with somebody that you already fell in love with before [Music] I'm gonna see you tonight I promise you that I'm gonna see you tonight [Music] hey Paul just the man I wanted to talk to miles buddy how fast can you go rent Elsie today my man you're going straight to the callback I can't make it today actually okay it seems like you could if you left now you should be able to get there by the time they wrap that last slot oh you're not listening I'm not going in okay dude it you know it's for TGI Friday so this could be like a pretty big payday for you yeah I'm going in for the new Carlos the last play tonight so that's what I'm focused on right now I did not know you were doing that dude that is so cool can I can I come see that you gotta tell me this stuff buddy of course you can come see you just say my name at the box office and cut this buddy [ __ ] out okay oh okay I'm sorry yeah no need to apologize you're my agent you're not my [ __ ] friend okay and another thing I want a book bigger and better [ __ ] all right I've dealt with commercials I want t v-- I want movies give me an alleged stuff yeah I know I'm just a commercial agent assistant and you don't really aren't even left here okay so maybe you need to figure that out yeah I don't know how to do that okay that's not my problem kind of it is if that is that really how you gonna talk to me your star client right now miles no I think maybe we're through here I mean listen here's what we can do you're [ __ ] fired piles that I don't wanna hear it any hung up what an [ __ ] [Music] hi how are you hey I'm doing just great how are you I'm doing well I'm doing well thank you I'm wandering like a leaf some comps here for the show tonight oh I'm sorry baby we reserved comps 24 hours in advance and then we release all the other tickets and you know this is a Carlos Velez musical so those tickets were sold out oh my gosh a long time yeah yeah well you know what I can put your people at the top of the standby line yes not gonna work you see I'm the star tonight so and I kinda need my folks to get in oh my hands are tied I'm sorry mm-hmm yeah you can say them [ __ ] sorry you better watch your mouth okay um I was talking to myself so I guess I'm sorry yeah but I heard you so you better watch your mouth boy okay I'll type you know but it's like calling me boy I called you whatever I want and as long as you pouting like a little boy that's what i'ma call you boy I heard you like it if I called you an old-ass lady Oh [ __ ] you wouldn't excuse me [ __ ] try me and see what happens the [ __ ] gonna happen you don't give me less [ __ ] tickets [ __ ] you no [ __ ] you [ __ ] you ain't nothing but a old huh you know what you better step the [ __ ] off or get laid the [ __ ] out and that's for real look I'm gonna roll up in here cuz I got [ __ ] to do tonight important [ __ ] I can't be out here [ __ ] around with you now with my folks walk tonight they better get in plain and simple i'ma raise hell in this [ __ ] whatever my nephews will be here tonight and I better not see you afterwards man bring them [ __ ] has nephews do I'm gonna give him an autograph oh yeah yeah real hmm well then imma doing that damn [ __ ] I ain't coos are we good no go be on the same page [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Carlos this is my shot what is going on do you said I was your star look I do apologize and understand your pain but you need to realize this is all in the game cut the flemish it out now you can trap I'm sorry no I'm sorry thanks for showing up big time today I hope we'll get you in in the future the future what are you talking about yes today is just not your day Carlos today is my day I wrote it down it was written look I'm sorry miles I've got to get everybody else ready for tonight hey listen that I know this must be weird but you're gonna be alright no you need to back the [ __ ] up off me for real cuz you're [ __ ] my [ __ ] up right now sorry to play it baby you could get out my face I [ __ ] keep talking like that you know get dropped by some Broadway [ __ ] backstage though you're lucky you showed up for real night cuz if you didn't and I hit that stage I take that spot and [ __ ] easy money but you get your ugly ass on watch as real actors to work this is what I do hoorah [ __ ] [Music] [Music] mommy what has been andante like that cops don't need no reason Stokely they do just as they please but mama that ain't right no it's not hey what are you gonna do about I don't know but I'm gonna do something mom I said man crazy if you think I'm leaving Oakland at night [Applause] [Music] you take your stinky ass out of here because you have caused enough trouble button ID I think do you have any idea who you're talking to you're you are supposed to protect US citizens and but you come around and terrorize us [Music] they pick on us pick on them [Music] [Applause] [Music] what the [ __ ] is going on everything is going wrong what's the world coming to the streets on fire lit the flames growing higher is there anything I can do try to I fight for my bride do I stand up what huh somebody help me there's no way I can decide and it should've been me [Music] just me alone knowing all individually [Music] [Applause] and it was me [Music] there is you [ __ ] nobody how dare you step on my stage and ruin my performance you [ __ ] you shouldn't even be here your damn understudy now you [ __ ] that off you'll never act again ever I'm black forever I wrote that I don't even know your damn name get the [ __ ] out of my dressing room you non-acting [ __ ] oh she's gonna cry [Music] okay me cry whatever catches a [Music]

Channel: Omeleto

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Id: DTPuGtrOuGQ

Length: 21min 45sec (1305 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 09 2018