An Offer You Can't Refuse - Mafia: Definitive Edition Funny Moments

[Music] yo michelle whoa is this sniper elite four oh no just okay that's what happened to my package [Music] scratches on your car you swerved to keep from hitting a little old lady you got it that old lady had a thompson here you go save michaels that'll be 30 cents how are you still in business to stop smoking in your vehicle oh boy you look like i've been working since five what's your excuse most figures where are we going whoa what the hell remember i totally did not use those people as human shields daddy [Music] we got cops we got cops yeah that's what i said first no cursing on the premises there's a million words out there the man who needs to resort to this and that is just ignorant or lazy and demonetized welcome to the family that was easy do i get to ask for money now excellent hey timmy vincenzo ah mamma mia i don't treat innocent people show me what you got okay fine when shooting starts get behind some and don't sh itself that's good advice i i mean how can we protect you and little julia without payment it's at the back of the shop are we the badges where's the money i don't think she complimented my outfit eh what the hell i'm a criminal [Music] what's the worst that could happen oh bad guy wait i'm a bad guy bad bad guy but that's a double negative she makes him friendly i doesn't matter yeah yeah hey watch your profanity man that that's very uncool not professional out of my way oh what the hell ah no it's fine it's fine we got this well they really don't make them like they used to [Applause] stop in the name of crime holy crap okay hopefully they won't notice a few scratches yeah tough locker for mikey anyway you're going to race for him i feel like i'm a bit over my head here oh crap amateur [Music] you know [Music] do i really have to win this see ya are you [ __ ] kidding me so i googled it and apparently this mission is basically impossible for a normal human being on classic uh yeah so just gonna switch back to easy who's going to catch the leading driver tommy angelo nobody unless they want to say goodbye to their kneecaps done easy on easy i just want to thank you for stepping in like you did i had six months rent riding on that race wait what usaps aren't careful you'll end up in wooden overcoats last chance that's a casket we ain't frails oh that's good [Music] you're bleeding should see the other guys i'll take a look well you're gonna come in and take a load off or what uh here's how we do this i walk in and start beating people do the same ah oh he said like that mission from uh call of duty where you pushing me vinny what the hell man oh my vinny why would you bring a knife to a gunfight they think they're going to get away huh they ain't seen you drive like i have uh about that i have a confession to make guy couldn't get abroad to stick to him if they went swimming through glow yeah he'll find someone's tom oh my god oh can i help you i need to talk with the manager you don't know associates he's in a lounge i'm a male karen oh my god where's michelle upstairs in 208 that all you want that's all i want ah wish they were all like you sweetheart she even got a secret out i guess it's just muscle memory at that point the dawn changes regards it's not what it looks like i'll leave it to it that helped wait that's the guy that's the guy who killed billy awful timing well today didn't turn out like i expected just drive or we'll end up in the back [Music] i see what you're saying so then i was driving yeah i was changing gears i was changing it i was driving changing more gears it's called blood right okay it's not goblet why stop doing that stop stop stop no oh my [ __ ] i know oh that's what you meant i thought you meant the stairs ah i'm sorry sam ooh damn he's really taking his time holy crap always he's like oh oh no no uh jimmy uh tommy was he named again oh [ __ ] did you cut yourself shaving oh my god this video is brought to you by gillette what's best for men nintendo's waiting for you with a clean car well i hope so dirty cars are kind of nasty [Music] wait you did oh i see now uh yeah don't mind me dude oh no no oh my god was he yawning here's tommy let's listen to the radio no no no no no don't do that it means maze it's a maze god damn it dumb oh yes who are you oh ma'am shut up was i not supposed to do that now we just gotta conclude this transaction is there anyway this doesn't end with the shootout [Music] uh gates took a bullet no how you gonna invent microsoft in windows i think you saw one too many mafia movies oh thank you i already ate oh no oh no get down get down mr president get down oh my gosh happens way too often ah not pepe the pepe in his restaurant this would be a great thumbnail i need a thumbnail what the hell we are going to definitely top five worst restaurants i like to have a conversation with your kneecaps so if you could please stop that'll be very much appreciated thank you did he refuse the offer well i'm gonna give you a beat for starters it's safe to carry yes don't drop it shake it smoke near it yeah it's safe boom send me here well not to do your job apparently [Music] what's cooking whoa max payne damn [Applause] okay it's actually really bad hey you down there we ain't going nowhere uh this way right what do you got a rifle [Music] all officers oh what i'm not saying it's a good plan but it won't get us killed probably me squad leading what then we gotta get right i gotta do a stealth mission so yeah all right i'm good for the start mission hi i'd like to make a deposit out of the vault listen to me very carefully i need you to put down your second boys god damn it i mean this way is a lot more fun though shut you then and got to blame darling you give bank robberies a bad name you do where oh my god shotgun pretend to do that oh my god people are so stupid hey stay behind the red line please marry me [Music] okay damn he's got game [Music] um

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Length: 14min 24sec (864 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 06 2020