>>> IT'S A PARTY. >> LET ME GO SEE IF I CAN SEE IF E EVERYTHING'S OKAY OVER THERE. >> LOVE TO BARBARA. >> THAT'S HIS SON. >> OH. >> GEORGE W., BLACK SHEEP OF THE FAMILY. >> VERY BORING PEOPLE. >> TOO MUCH UNCONDITIONAL LOVE THERE. >> HALF THE ROOM WANTS TO BE US. THE OTHER HALF FEARS US. I KNOW GEORGE IS NEXT IN LINE, BUT AFTER THAT, WHO KNOWS. >> Jimmy: THAT IS AMY ADAMS AND CHRISTIAN BALE AS LYNNE AND DICK CHENEY IN "VICE" WHICH I ENJOINED. DO YOU THINK LYNNE WILL WATCH THIS MOVIE? DO YOU HAVE ANY INKLING? HAS ANYBODY CONTACTED YOU? >> NOBODY HAS CONTACTED ME. >> Jimmy: I HOPE SHE WATCHES IT. >> I DO TOO. I'D BE OPEN TO A CONVERSATION WITH HER ABOUT IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH. I FEEL LIKE SHE WOULD, I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T THINK SHE'S BE UPSET BY IT. MAYBE SHE WOULD SAY, OH, I DIDN'T DO THAT OR I DIDN'T DO THIS. >> I THINK I SAY -- I TAKE THE LORD'S NAME IN VAIN ONCE. I THINK SHE'D PROBABLY HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT. >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT SOMETHING -- >> I DON'T THINK SHE WOULD DO THAT OR SHE'D BE HAPPY THAT I EXPOSED IF SHE DID. AND I KIND OF GO INTO IT, LIKE, NO. >> Jimmy: AS FAR AS OFFENSES GO, THAT ONE SEEMS PRETTY LIGHT. >> I THINK SO. >> Jimmy: BOY, SHE REALLY KIND OF PUSHED THAT -- YOU NEVER REALLY EXPECT THAT BECAUSE WE SEE DICK CHENEY AS THIS KIND OF MACHIAVELLIAN CHARACTER. >> SHE WAS A REALLY STRONG WOMAN. I DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HER. SHE HAS A Ph.D. SHE'S WRITTEN OR COWRITTEN, LIKE, 29 BOOKS. SHE'S VERY ACCOMPLISHED. >> Jimmy: HOW MANY MOVIES HAVE YOU AND CHRISTIAN BALE DONE TOGETHER NOW? >> THIS IS OUR THIRD. >> Jimmy: THIRD. AND HE IS LIKE A TOTALLY -- HE LOOKS TOTALLY DIFFERENT, APPEARANCE-WISE, IN EACH ONE OF THEM. >> HE TRANSFORMS IN A WAY THAT IS JUST ALMOST FRIGHTENING. >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> HE'S SO COMMITTED. IT'S REALLY IMPRESSIVE. HE HAS AN AMAZING DISCIPLINE AND WORK ETHIC. >> Jimmy: THE WHOLE MOVIE YOU'RE GOING, OH MY GOD, HE'S JUST LIKE DICK CHENEY. IT'S ALMOST DISTRACTING. >> HE'S MORE DICK CHENEY THAN DICK CHENEY. >> Jimmy: HE'S GOT A LITTLE EXTRA DICK IN HIM. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. [ APPLAUSE ] >> I MEAN, IF I HAD MADE THAT JOKE, I'D BOW RIGHT NOW. THAT'S GOOD. >> Jimmy: THE SUPPORTING CAST IS TERRIFIC. >> UNBELIEVABLE. >> Jimmy: AND YOUR PRODUCER, WELL, THE DIRECTOR, ADAM McKAY, DID A GREAT JOB WITH THIS MOVIE. HIS PARTNER IS WILL FERRELL. HE'S A PRODUCER ON THE MOVIE AND BRAD PITT IS A PRODUCER ON THE MOVIE. >> WE HAD A WHOLE -- AN AMAZING GROUP OF PRODUCERS. >> Jimmy: DID BRAD PITT DO ANY ACTUAL PRODUCING ON THE MOVIE? >> YEAH, WELL, YES, HE CAME TO SET ONE DAY. [ LAUGHTER ] NO, IT'S -- AND THE REASON I KNEW HE WAS THERE IS BECAUSE I WAS LIKE, OH, THERE'S -- I HAD BEEN IN MAKE-UP. I PLAY LYNNE UP UNTIL 70 SO I WAS IN 70-YEAR-OLD LYNNE MAKE-UP, WHICH IS A LOT OF WRINKLES AND PROSTHETICS AND A SUIT THAT MAKES ME LOOK QUITE A BIT HEAVIER, AND I WAS WONDERING WHY ALL THE GIRLS HAD LIP GLOSS AND WERE SKIPPING TO SET. AND SO I WALK ON TO SET, OH, AND I HAD JUST BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH PINK EYE. >> Jimmy: OH, GREAT. >> TRUE STORY. SO I'M WALKING ON THE SET LIKE WHAT'S EVERYONE SO HAPPY ABOUT? AND ALL OF A SUDDEN I SEE BRAD PITT AND I'M LIKE, I'VE SEEN HIM BEFORE, BUT EVERY TIME YOU SEE HIM, IT'S SORT OF LIKE, YOU'RE THINKING IT'S LIKE "A RIVER RUNS THROUGH IT." LIKE I THINK HE'S GOING TO MOVE IN SLOW MOTION AND THEN YOU IMAGINE YOURSELF LOOKING REALLY PRETTY AND, LIKE, A WHITE NIGHTGOWN. BUT THAT WASN'T THE CASE. I WAS IN MY FAT SUIT WITH PINK EYE. [ LAUGHTER ] AND HE WAS SO SWEET AND HE WAS LIKE, IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU AND HE WENT TO GIVE ME A HUG AND I WAS LIKE, OH, IT'S HAPPENING, AND THEN I REALIZED, I CAN'T HUG HIM, I HAVE PINK EYE, SO I WAS LIKE, NO, NO, AND IN THAT MOMENT, I BECAME THE FIRST WOMAN IN HISTORY TO REJECT A HUG FROM BRAD PITT. >> Jimmy: VERY CONSIDERATE OF YOU. >> I DID, LUCKILY, HE WAS VERY GRACIOUS. I WAS LIKE, I'M CONTAGIOUS. I'M -- PINK EYE. CONJUNCTIVITIS IT'S CALLED. >> Jimmy: I HOPE IF YOU GUYS WIN IN THE PRODUCING CATEGORY, HE REMEMBERS THAT IN THE SPEECH. >> THANK YOU FOR NOT GIVING HIM PINK EYE. >> Jimmy: I'D GIVE HIM HERPES IF I HAD THE CHANCE, I REALLY WOULD. >> YOU WOULD. >> Jimmy: IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU.
