America's Got Talent Best Of The Worst Season 5 Auditions

[Applause] [Music] [Applause] sorry yeah i didn't start yet but you know it's just i know i'm nervous yeah i know i feel you [Laughter] we know okay hi there what's your name seth my name is rances valent and you're you're a singer yes i'm a singer where are you from i am originally from brazil right and i live united states four years now i'm a citizen so i'm crying the first biggest thing that i'm going to do sing to america this is dream coming true okay off we go [Applause] [Music] um [Music] [Music] i think he did that one on purpose [Music] [Applause] if your dog is going crazy right now [Music] take him to the other room we apologize [Music] okay thank you so much thank you they're not done they won hey sorry we just wanted to talk to you for a minute you have a very distinctive voice not sure that you can progress much further in the competition but when you stop [Applause] [Music] and what is it that you do vaudevillian operatic fantasies so that clears it up okay so get going [Music] [Applause] they're reflecting actually right now contemporary times what you were showing us is where we are right now just the modern state of the economy oh well you know what the economy is like it's not very good hello that's three now thank you so much tell me who you are we are dare to flare bar flare crew based out of corona california we're here to rock the show for you guys i do have a very strict rule about this kind of act if you drop anything i buzz you i understand sir let's see the show once upon a time [Music] as pierce says you drop something and he'll buzz you right my rule is you drop seven things and i budget it's a massive no for me it's a no from me i'll just say yes because it doesn't matter thank you very much thank you very much guys there's more things on the floor than in their hands terrible [Applause] we're going to perform fusion of the 60s 70s and 2000s with a little bit of a latin flavor do it get rolling baby [Applause] go ahead wow i would hire you i i promise you that i would hire you for a party but it wouldn't be for the reasons you think it would be considered more comical okay so i'm gonna say no thank you everybody [Applause] who are you we're the chainsaw chicks carve away lady [Music] [Applause] things are broken [Applause] can we finish it and build it so you know what it is i think it's better like this and we could guess what it is yeah it must be that yeah chick with chainsaws man no need to know from me three knows but thank you you thank you [Applause] three strikes and you're out of there pull three [Applause] hey guys so what's your name shade what do you do we do it all we sing we rap we tumble we dance we shut it down we created something new for entertainment we're a super group this is fabulous thank you very much interested to see how you've gone to sound so let's hear [Applause] it [Applause] [Music] [Applause] now [Music] [Applause] [Music] me [Music] [Applause] on it let's go thank you guys what went wrong where did you leave your voices let's break them down with something else should we give them a little flow no no no no no no no no no no no no shade didn't hear all the booze you said when you first came out you do something we've never seen before that was did it that was the positive you know it didn't work out it wasn't it was i don't know what it was you should do what millie vanilli did remember they didn't sing are you actually thinking did we not dance hard did we not dance hard guys come on it was like a couple of wounded animals i completely don't agree at all [Applause] we and it's a no from me but thank you for coming thank you name of the group noteworthy out of the university of california berkeley carry my career [Applause] given that the name of the show is not america's got annoying little geeks um i am going to send you back to school who are you christopher and the cry stoppers all right [Music] [Music] remind me of my drunk uncle the voice is not too happening i think it's the microphone yeah you're right yeah i i really do no i i think you're right yeah it's a no for me it's a no from me all right man you don't hurt yourself we ain't got insurance and you are and gila it's so weird right before we started the taping she changed she had the exact same outfit on so let's see your ass you're funny sometimes [Applause] i thought it was you dressed in a rather silly outfit waving far above your head that's it that's a matter of opinion and you know what they say about opinions right no they're like everyone's got one you told them [Applause] hello hello and you are my name is jeremy or cutthroat and what what do you do i don't really know how to put it i'm a genital daredevil a genital daredevil yes yes show us show us genitals yes i think he said genitals just just show us all right can i can i get a hand from nick please [Applause] okay your job is real easy all you have to do is stand there light the lighter and i'll do the rest of the work [Applause] all right [Applause] oh [Music] goodness gracious great balls of fire america's got oh talent god pierce here yes howie judge judge uh i would say never no i say without this show go to vegas and blow you no no thank you [Applause] how are you all doing tonight oh we're doing good how are you um i'm doing great who who are you my name is jenna doras amar and jenna dora samar what do you do i sing and i act and i model and today for us will you be singing dancing no acting acting oh i i don't know why in my mind i have dancing if you wanna [Applause] everything for me all right remember ladies and gentlemen this is just for me go ahead all right hit it boys i'm feeling better now that we're through i'm feeling better cause i'm over you i learned [Music] baby you're no good [Music] is [Music] baby you know [Applause] you you didn't get a million dollars but you got a couple of howie's dollars sharon um i i have to be blatantly honest with you the only thing that was missing was the poll um [Music] [Applause] well i don't think i've ever seen a singer choose a more appropriate song to sing what was the lyric again you're no good you're no good you're no good you're no good [Applause] thank you for that but i disagree and you know other people have heard me before and they probably disagree with you as well so it's okay let's vote piers uh it's a no from me it's a no from me but thank you and uh no i'm sorry thank you anyway thank you you'll be hearing from me soon watch out for me america [Applause] [Music] [Applause] who are you sir my name is ray sanders i'm from bryan texas i am right hey how old are you right i'm 62 or somewhere about there okay and what have you come today well i'm going to play some real well-known difficult classical music great good luck thank you thank you if you'd help me by not beeping me right off the bat when you see that i'm going to be playing the turkey baster let's pull out some damn turkey bases all right finale to the william tell overture thank you [Music] what is that turkey juice [Music] okay how are yesterday the tux rental place is closing in an hour you got to get that back no yeah your turkey baster was out of tune so it's a no yeah a complete and that's a turkey right thank you very much three nose thank [Applause] what's you name nancy lafancy the only one what's your real job my real job is being a sexy [ __ ] okay off we go [Applause] three notes thank you [Applause] and what's your name my name is jason andrews i'm a magician i'll be doing magic today let's see what you've got [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] if you're gonna do it we can't then see your assistant wriggling around pulling the mouse let's vote it's a no from me it's a no for me i deny from me hello oh she's not wiggling anymore we have lost an assistant who are you sir my name is jason dowdy and what have you come to do jason i'd like to sing a little bit from a show i do on cruise ships [Music] [Applause] [Music] um i'm gonna hand you over to howie i don't i don't want him oh my god what's your name my name is rc storm what do you do for a living i teach well let's see what you've got first of all i'm always afraid that out of context like people who just tuned in now you know what they think they think you're a little person three nose thank you just bigger doesn't always mean better [Music] [Applause] what is your name lisa falzani and where are you from i am from new jersey who do you compare yourself to barbra streisand so you are the next barbra streisand yes sing it well i can't forget this evening or your faces you relieving i guess that's just the way to get to the hook [Music] you thought that sounded great but you're the worst singer i've ever heard in my life ah that's not true i know that's a truth i know from me it's a no from me i have to say no [Applause] what's your name my name is bobby dio and i might be okay what's the name of the group it's on repeat on repeat okay all repeat because people play us or repeat right i get it and what do you do for a living we actually have the same job with door-to-door salesman reset windows if you need windows or trim we got you and what are you going to do for us uh new radicals you get what you give and uh we made it our own style so i think you're really going to enjoy it come on let's see the track [Music] [Applause] don't give up you only care what you get wake up kids we've got the chance to seize your busy [Music] y'all even get to hear me rap this show is missing out this show is missing out without me on it i'm telling you that right now i can't wait for you to ride you got 10 seconds kid everything about you says something about you what you dream is what you amount to everything you're after is what you are he'll shine real quick [Applause] okay let's move on let's just move on i'm sorry for being rude or anything but i know who i am as an artist you do yeah you say you know who you are as an artist who who are you i'm white and i rap and you don't find that often i think you do find that often you've auditioned for the the biggest talent competition in the world um i've got to be honest it was terrible yeah i was seeing my face again um i guarantee it okay we're gonna vote now okay so i have to vote no yes or no piers okay and it's a no from me but thank you guys hello uh what's your name raymond the amish karma all right raymond let's see the act in pennsylvania i'm a walking tourist attraction but as soon as i leave the amish bermuda triangle old ladies run up to me and go look it's the quaker old man get a coupon remotely funny not one bit funny my name is karen morgan i am from georgia my husband is from boston so all of our children are bilingual [Music] you weren't that funny hello you're a stand-up comedian yeah [Applause] hello and you are just the two of us are you uh uh we are yes we are for 35 years we're married oh that is fantastic you are playing the you what are you playing this is a a renaissance elizabethan it's a loot a loot so you are the flute and he's got a loot that's correct and we don't know of any other instruments that rhyme that way think of two instruments that rhyme um it sounds like it would be more fun than it actually is so we won't do that now but we would love to hear you okay thank you [Music] just one look at you my heart [Applause] i'm still trying to think of two instruments that rhyme no you guys you know what i sense there's a lot of love a lot of between you two thank you thank you sitter guitar yes [Applause] i think that you are both adorable however the singing nick say the singing we're we're going to vote now uh piers it's a night for me to know from me but great to meet you bro it's a no from me too thank you [Applause] [Music] good evening good evening and what's your name oh my name is joseph ray um the act name is charles let's see what you got all right guys if you'll excuse me for one second gotta do this part off stage right all right ladies and gentlemen may i have your attention please i give you the act chalet this one's for you [Applause] [Music] your hearts can't [Applause] so much more than words [Music] [Applause] [Music] i have to say no and it's a no from me to charlie yeah it's three no thank you anyway what's your name it's lavelle buchanan and what have we come to do it's called little [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] it's good for a parade like you want to see it coming and then you want it to go away [Music] hey what's up hello what is your name my name is jason what do you do jason i'm a dancer how do you make a living i'm a lifeguard you're a lifeguard at a water park where do you live i live right down the street i walked here okay and uh your but your dreams and aspirations are to be a dancer yes sir i can't wait all right [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] got some new stuff right there y'all ain't ready [Applause] you see the lag [Applause] you okay are you okay you seem to be are you winded i guess i was more tired i realized that's because you walked here so uh we're going to vote okay i'm going to say no and it's a no from me and a no from me i think you guys i don't know i think you guys are missing the mark hang on nick just because he dances like you doesn't make him a good dancer hey you're not ready [Applause] what's your name i'm jonathan timpanelli what are you gonna do for us today i have a unique talent so you can start now [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] it doesn't matter what i say [Music] what's your name i am cosmo p from outer space okay and i am here from outer space why don't we see the act off you good you cut us off a little too short if we were all on mind-bending drugs you might have had a better chance we are the drugs [Music] hey howie mendez how are y'all doing what did you say my name was howie howie mendez mendes midnight vendetta okay i'm gonna sing britain's beard i think i did it again i paid you for you we're more than just i don't actually ever want to see you again solomon it's uh it's a no and it's a no from howie mendes [Applause] let's see what you got awesome there's some nerdy power rangers [Music] the one [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] but [Applause] there's nobody to know who they are [Applause] [Music] i wouldn't want to show my face either guys right peers it's a night howie no and it's a no from me but thank you very much you know we'll be back hi what's your name i'm billy bob steinberg and what have you come to do i've come to entertain you with my bicycle all right here we go oh yeah [Applause] orlando may had a son but they ain't bringing the fun can we do it take two billy bob on your bike [Applause] hello we are the hula monsters all right let's see it [Applause] you have no idea how much joy it brings to people's lives all i'm hearing behind me is a lot of people booing i think it's actually it's quite silly well i think your comments are quite silly what's your name stacy weaver let's see what you got the noise and confusion just to get it [Applause] [Applause] it's gonna have to be a no sorry and it's a no from me but thank you so much for coming hello how are you doing i'm doing good what's your name lonnie lear the truck driving cowboy where are you from with that accent mayfield kentucky now isn't mayfield where our last year's winner comes from captain chicken catcher yeah yeah but i'm a cowboy now are you as good a singer as kevin that's what i know i'm better cowboy [Applause] thank you so much [Music] today i started loving you again kevin skinner [Music] i could [Applause] i don't have one we're gonna vote now lonnie it's a no for me no for me and it's a no from me but thank you so much thank you and what are you going to do for us today this is a song and dance routine stage is yours [Music] [Music] why is she taking off [Applause] that i'm not afraid to show and understand [Applause] knows thank you very much [Applause] and what's the dream to prove to the world that i am the light prove it pears uh i'm gonna say no and it's it's a no from me too yogi but thank you very much are you the next great actor in america yes okay you know that let's see it please [Applause] [Applause] what is your name my name is farfo your name is what farfo fafo farfo what is this outfit what is this you are a boy scout who wants to work at hooters i don't know what that all right fapo you ready yes i am i don't want to watch this [Applause] [Music] [Applause] oh [Applause] if we take off another very short i'm going home [Applause] don't take nothing else [Applause] you know sharon and i buzzed you obviously here saw something we didn't see here's i can now say with absolute certainty that is the smallest talent we've ever had in the history of this show uh it's three no's back though thank you hello hey how y'all doing oh good what's your name my name is spongebob parish and i'm from athens georgia hold on hold on what's your name spongebob you know like a card got the jelly that keeps going spongebob and a spun like spongebob spongebob it sounds like spongebob squarepants ghetto girlfriend yeah and what do you do for a living i'm a service expert at a retail store um i do like customer service that type of thing and i've been doing that for two years okay do you love it i like it a lot but i don't like as much as singing oh that's what you're going to do chris today you're going to sing for us i'm going to do an original song let's see what you thought hey baby when you get home you ain't gotta worry about me i'll be in my normal place and you know where that be up in my studio i speak in my studio studio up up in my studio studio i'll be in my studio i'll be in my studio [Applause] that was one of your original songs that you were singing and that is called studio it's a song about me being in the studio and it's called studio studio yes i'll be in my studio it's a song that i won't be able to get out of my head for a long time that's good maybe sponge at it the lyrics seem a bit limited they seem to be i'm in my studio i'm in my studio i'm in my studio i'm in my studio i'm in my studio you got it wrong i'll be in my studio spongebob you've got a great personality thank you you're very very likable thank you the writing though it's a no from me okay i'm afraid it's back to the studio for years stay right there baby hold up it's a diamond in the rough y'all might have missed the mark again hold on this is cause you know i dj i work in radio yeah and i think there was something there it's just the energy was wrong matter of fact why is this everybody on their feet one two three drop the beat bam bam you ain't gotta worry about me i'll be in my normal place and you know what that means you tell him where you be up in my [Applause] studio studio [Applause] [Music] [Applause] trying to give myself a record deal [Music] [Applause] they don't know well hello i'm sorry we wanted to preserve the element of surprise for you so i hope that you all forgive the the back turn to you for a moment who are you we are the magic bazaar let me see the the magic and surprise surprise me [Music] [Music] i'm talking about the magic part but she got the bizarre part right [Applause] that part of the act [Applause] you okay okay this day is going downhill literally from now on when you come out on the stage i think you should face us so you can see where the edge of the stage is just a suggestion pierce i don't get it sorry what was what have we just been watching i don't know if you noticed but my face changed five times in 90 seconds which is a quick change act sadly i didn't know i only noticed you tumbling to the floor like a sack of spuds well his face changed from mysterious to whoops so let's vote here's it is a no sharon it's a no from me and i have to say no [Applause] [Music] who are you we are the living dead girls we are a hot zombie dance troupe when you're ready [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] town is strange well it was what it was wasn't it it was like watching a horror film it's a no [Music] i'm bloody maggie and this is my pet this is what you make a living at i'm actually a social worker and come on pet i need you to roll over roll over roll over [Music] strange stuff going on here importantly it is going to be a no no from me no who thinks of something like that [Applause] you are leaving spelled with six knees what do you do i sing on the trapeze let's see you do it [Applause] [Music] it's official portland is the weirdest place i've ever been three nights sorry hello hi you are i am rebecca rodman what do you do i play classical cello in symphonies and i'm also a music teacher let's hear the cello thank you [Music] so [Music] [Music] [Applause] it was very distorted like a distorted mush of cello it did sorry i just got this terrible feeling that when i die as a as a punishment for all the mean judging i've done i'm going to be sentenced to life in eternity listening to you and that cello okay let's vote sharon it's um a no from me but good luck and it's a no for me and peers it is a no from me okay thank you [Applause] hi hi what's your name soraya and i'd like to do something that maybe some of you have never seen before well just go for it okay thank you thank [Music] you [Music] [Applause] [Music] this is a centuries-old form of singing of where you use overtones and undertones it's just you making a loud groaning noise i can do it okay okay [Music] [Music] [Applause] uh what is your name please i'm known as the amazing amy and i perform contortion yoga dancing all right off we go [Applause] where can one find talent in oregon you are so weird well i love weird that's why i do what i do okay it's it's a let me get started here hold on here one second and today i'm going to be swallowing real sharp needles nick cannon two things i don't do good with is naked guys and needless so the thing is you were so annoying that i didn't in the end care whether you did it or not it's a no for me and you are natasha um what is it that you do i sing but i pull the lyrics out of an unnamed place unnamed place never once i could say all [Music] [Applause] [Music] it's called america's got talent not america's got strange people in pink hair making it up as they go along what's your name sir my name is ryan compton and what have you come today just a little singing all alright this is your moment [Music] the hell was that [Music] looks like he's in pain [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] sorry guys i was supposed to take my shirt off and stuff i'm sorry guys [Applause] so we didn't we didn't see that don't apologize what are you doing oh well now was that part of the show we didn't get to see okay uh let's just go to a vote here howie yes or no i have to say no sharon no two no's and it's three no's from me as well thank you guys what is your name my name is zach and what do you do zack my talent is i will see how many times i can sneeze with my eyes open you're gonna sneeze at howie are you being serious that is your talent you're gonna sneeze oh he does not like this i don't want to well i know i've been known to reach like 50 feet 50 feet [Applause] i don't want to see real quick he's got time up with it all right let's see what you got what are you doing what are you doing now is he gonna hock a loogie i don't think it's gonna work buddy i'm trying i'm thinking what are you doing press the x x x x don't be so hard on me i want to see that [Applause] take your time everybody for your own health turn this way everybody's turning around turn around turn around everybody turn around all right another [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] i think that happened i'm sorry can i just say something and i know this is going to sound important that's snot talent that's not how come on h1n1 get up get out you gotta leave take [Applause] [Music] finished i gotta go call my therapist thank you everybody look at me [Laughter] what's your name they called me the spellbinder hailing from chicago illinois what are you gonna do for us today i'm gonna do a little magic and illusion for you oh say no more spellbinders [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] so [Music] put on your red shoes how do you make a tissue dance all right you know the thing is that on this show you have 90 seconds to dazzle us and the fact that you were dancing with a handkerchief you lost us i think you'll oh piers i'm i'm spellbound i can't i can't say no more h3 knows thank you what's your name tom's empty what is your big ambition to make music videos that turn people on not just entertain but turn people on right whenever you let it stop [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] it's like a gas leak can't touch this [Applause] i love you i don't know who you are i don't know what you do you are my soul mate no pun intended but that's how i roll yeah anyway and see what you can do [Applause] can't hear any of the boom wow even how he buzzed the little girl i think we're about to burst your bubbles thank you hi welcome to america's got talent what's your name buddy holly cheesehead and i'm singing a cheese song that i wrote okay good luck i'm eating cheese what is your obsession about cheese it tastes good it tastes good [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] thank you [Applause] hello and what's your name darling uh my name is jimmy jean all right darling where are you from oh i came from vietnam but i don't do nails okay [Applause] i do eyelash extensions yeah fabulous okay what will you do i'm comedian show us what you're made of come on go for it see what jimmy about to do some of you may have noticed that i still have a slight accent very slight if you laugh please laugh slowly and clearly so i can understand your lives thank you thank you thank you [Music] i was born in vietnam during the war maybe you are my father hi teddy [Music] that's funny i miss you i think you owe me some bad allowance [Music] and you know back in vietnam i used to be a chicken flocker [Applause] [Music] [Applause] to the eyelashes for jimmy can i just say something i think that you're a really funny man and you were so much funnier when sharon was talking to you and i think what works for comedy is when you are yourself i really believe that you have a future and i think that you should be a comedian thank you you are a very funny little man listen to what howie listen to his attitude take him on the road with me and i would do my act and have you repeat what i'm saying right after me as my interpreter thank you we should work together sorry you howie mandel one of the funniest comedians in america is gonna work with jimmy i think jimmy's funny we're gonna vote on you now no for now your answer is no for now and years your two biggest supporters have said no which means you can't go through just to make you feel better i'm actually going to say yes okay you know what we call people like this in l.a and ask but thank you so much for coming and we love you very much thank you thank you thank you jimmy [Applause] [Music] well good evening hello what's your name my name is uh clownvest i'm the king of clowns and your friends are uh this is uh ned donovan my bodyguard and uh my manager at naval toughnuts all right baby show us what you've got all right let's do it hit it jack all right ladies and gentlemen my name is clownless i want everybody to say hi clownish well hello america i'm going to sing you a song about the working man but let me clear my throat [Music] [Applause] enough time to get down [Applause] all right what's happening you got anything for me what do you expect me to say you come on as an elvis impersonator you're dressed as a clown and you're singing old macdonald had a farm it is without any doubt the worst act i've probably ever seen so i'm proud i'm proud of that here my name is piers pierce here's morgan and who are you who am i yeah i'm your worst nightmare sharon's giggling man she's got she's got a contact high from living with ozzy too long oh no no [Music] nobody nobody disrespects my husband [Applause] so i don't like clowns anyway for all those children watching at home you really shouldn't say buzz off howie anything to watch how can you follow that i can't follow i have nothing yet ladies and gentlemen i just want to say uh howie mandel hasn't made a good thing since uh little [Applause] [Music] [Applause] oh monsters you guys really like [Music] [Applause] no [Music] all right how's everyone doing tonight what is your name my name's andrew is there a name to this ad you know what if i give you the name it'll give it away so you want to tell me anything i don't want to tell you anything until you see it surprise me go ahead [Applause] [Music] like a clown what's the point of this three fat blokes hitting each other so what oh come on we've all called up our friends and say come on put on your diapers and let's wrestle [Applause] and you are we are the dancing sarah palin okay let's see what you do [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] i had a problem with the uh the uh the pellets left on the stage over there once you drop a load i'm out of it oh come on stop it stop it stop it

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Published: Thu Jul 23 2020