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[Music] oh hello Hi how are you I'm fine thank you very much good what's your name sir jar Valentine it's my stage name jar and when did you start in music I was like 16 I started doing gigs and do you think you can win I'm sure I'm sure come on let's do this sure okay what are you going to sing for us U my own version of Alexander Burke hallelujah oh great okay good luck can got a good voice EAS the package very composing hallelujah [Music] hallelujah hallelujah hallelu hallelujah she tied you to a kitchen chair she broke her form and she cut your hair I'm it's not so one you see the light it's a call it's a Broken [Music] Hallelujah [Music] Hallelujah oh I've heard a lot of versions of that song but nothing as strange as that you sang that song like a ghost strange I couldn't make my mind out whether it was strange or crap I mean it was like really weird or are you serious I just nervous yeah we're not connecting the dots it's not as musical as maybe you're hearing inside of your head okay we're going to vote right now you need three yeses it's going to have to be a no from me it's a no from me it has to be a no from me and you've got four NOS thank you for coming thank you what we R about wasn't myself even when I walked in I wasn't myself I still know yeah that was different we didn't expect that no streams hello hello Simon hi what's your name uh Sean armenta okay how old are you Sean uh I turned 50 okay um and how much work have you put into preparing for this um one year and 6 months in a studio from 6:00 to 10:00 p.m. every night um dancing with the choreographer uh vocal training for seven days a week so I can uh be prepared for this okay and what song are you going to do my own song called candy girl about uh the girls that you might meet in your local bar or anywhere else that is really uh good-looking then there's your sweet candy girls like like woohoo you know okay hope you like this [Applause] over here let me some yummy buns walking left and right you're a bad girl ain't I right holding down like you candy girl we cotton candy girl coton cotton candy girl cotton candy girl candy girl cotton candy girl cotton cotton candy girl we got candy girl thank you Austin sure I'm I'm going to be because you put a lot of effort into this but you're like a mouse trying to be an elephant why the 50-year-olds doing it and it's got nothing to do with your age or maybe it has but it's just it's just Rong no you know I worked way too freaking hard for this and I'm a really I'm not a bad singer I know I'm not because I've been writing these songs for too long and too many people copying me a lot of people work really really hard for their dreams but it's not meant for everybody that's why you use autotune and I don't actually oh hold it hold it ho it hold it I want to know who let you on stage um I feel uncomfortable with you even staring at me you know I don't need this either I don't need amateur yeah see you later yeah you see you Le a better writer [Music] than is he [Music] serious come over here tell me about this outfit it's fantastic what's going on thank you Howard well it's not every day that you get to be in a place like America's Got Talent this is a very big deal for me you were sort of humorous the last time this time I've seen it before there's only six spots left because Pierce gave away one of them it's not enough Kavon to be different that's very true what have you done to perfect your act since we last saw you cuz not everybody on the judging panel said yes you know you said your look is so extravagant but you felt like the song wasn't as extra extravagant you're right it was more of a downtempo mid-tempo song so I'm going to do things a little different I'm going to speed it up a little bit okay go for it come on watch out here I [Applause] come wo wo and I I've got to know your name and I want your private number byab all I know is that to me you look like you're having fun open up your watch out here I come right right like a baby right me baby [Music] baby oh my God out here right you sp me right round baby right round like w [Music] [Applause] [Music] b come on guys this is hysterical I don't know what's hysterical that Kon you are a true New York character you are different and all that where it falls short is on Talent it's a joke enjoy it don't take it so seriously you're not serious are you I like to do things that are funny I also like to do things that incorporate my other talents you know the piano the piano was not good the singing was not good okay you know what you're wrong about that I am not WR to show you right now it's not serious music oh he's doing it again no you're funny [Applause] no oh come on oh that's cool he not comedic now this is what you're going I thought he was being outrageous and comedic I was wrong he wasn't fa [Applause] you know Kon I do want to say something because there are four X's up there I must tell you that it would be an impossibility at this point for you to go through that's not true that's how it works you know I I don't think you were going for funny I think you consider yourself a serious artist look at Madonna she's a serious artist but she has a sense of humor look at Lady Gaga she has a sense of humoron let me tell you something Lady Gaga is one of probably technically the best singers I've ever heard Madonna is a fabulous singer watch the movie of why do you think I'm not a good singer you're not a good singer I don't feel like this was positive judgment you told me I'm not a good pianist I taught myself how to play I believe you I do believe you do have to get given credit you did come out here you did put on a show when it comes to singing your Technique is not even there do you think that you're a better singer than me yeah I'm not saying that and I would never say that I mean why won't you say that this is am has Got Talent I'm telling you from a technical side of things your technicality when it comes to your vocals you need a lot of work on that I've been taking vocal for 6 years now I you say you're making Fair criticism but you're really let me give you some honest criticism right if this show was called America's Got obnoxious little brats you would win it right your behavior is obnoxious it is for you and for you to have the goal to stand there and try compare yourself to melb who's had number ones all around the world is frankly an insult to the judging panel and you should have more CL just making a point I think she's talented I wasn't saying that she's not I'm saying I don't think that she is you know like a Whitney Houston but she's a good singer she's a talented store and all I'm saying all I'm saying is that I like I don't know why you guys put him through the first time I thought he had a sense of humor I thought was trying to be funny no he has no sense of humor what [Music] you people hello what's your name darling my name is Joselyn Joselyn Joselyn Hinton okay and where you from the still City Pittsburgh black and yellow okay cool okay how old are you I'm 34 I'm in the over you look good thank you do you think you can win think I'm going to win you are going to win I'm going to win why are you going to win I have the X Factor which is everything look at me look I'm 34 I look 24 do it get any better than this all right Mama okay okay long Isen I just are you married or I have a fiance hi to hi little r is he here is he here no he's not here you had to work you know you got to make the bacon okay girl I get it okay girl there's nothing cuter than a man at work he got a job got to have a j okay okay you go girl okay right okay what are you going to sing darling I am going to sing Katie Perry Firework good [Applause] [Music] luck do you ever feel like a pass bag drifting through the wind need to start again and do you ever feel feel so paper thin like a of cars blow from in do you ever [Music] feel canot [Music] Beed I got it I got it you just got to the can't let it shine just oh the night the of July cuz baby you will find your and come on let you [Music] make you should have cuz baby your will and your work thank you I'm sorry Simon that's really not my style I'm going to be honest with you the best part was when you actually forgot the words uh I think the woman he's going to love you more cuz tonight is the night that I'm feel all right we'll be making I don't have anything so I'm saving okay stop just stop one more song One More song J look I like you you just can't sing very well you know what I'm holding the microphone Too Close what what [Applause] no it's got nothing to do with the it's got my JN all jelyn jelyn you can't keep singing I mean I have a hell of a voice that just if you send me through I will not let you down you're not going to get four years one more chance please it's not going to happen I'm Wishing on a [Music] Star to [Applause] follow and I'm Wishing on a dream I'm going to take her off to follow what it means come here come here come here because this is a long day when you watch it back you'll understand what I'm saying next year okay who have we got here Anton and Seb and what makes you different from everyone else in the charts today um well we got our own style but if it was if we had to say one it probably be like P didy and and Asha okay but he sounds on his when he sings on his own he sounds like a bit like rasley as well right so P did Usher and Rick asley kind of okay it's good mix and guys presume you think you can win what happens when you win what's the next stage well we want to be worldwide selling artists okay off you go okay um W wo wo mysterious girl your body close to my come on move your body come on move your body I stop and stare at you walking on the shore I try to concentrate my mind wants to explore to explore the tropical scene of you takes me up above and girl when I look at you oh I Fall in Love no doubt you look so fine W girl I want to make you mine yeah come on just let me be with woman that I love woman that I love only man canot like I just let me be with woman I where do I start I mean it's more like ant and dea it's just come on Simon oh guys come on come on we know we know we're good enough S no no no no disrespect but we viewed we pretty good look Anon Seb I mean it was just crazy bad this chance we will prove to you we will prove we can get we can get better we're different you are different we never had anything like this on a show before absolutely we've heard nothing like this all right Lou yes or no no Cheryl yeah no I don't think you're right for this please give us a chance guys come on guys guys guys guys it's a note sing if you mind so yeah the reason I go on in life yeah better okay okay okay okay you can't sing one another you mine sing if you were mine oh for God's sake it's aone I'm sorry Simon but he's a good singer no s no for answer guys you've got to hero or if you mind just choose which which song you've got to leave I guess it's over hello Hi how are you how are you can you hear me I can hear you daring what's your name Melanie Wright okay Melanie Wright hola Melanie hi hola oh Melanie you and powpow like gloves yes I love your gloves I love you Mama you got your fingertips showing I like that blue like your dress yes Melanie where are you from I'm from cofton Maryland okay and how old are you doning I'm 48 well will be 49 next week great you look good what do you do for a living you work I've been a paralal for about 28 years okay and why Melanie now have you decided to enter a show like this well because I've been waiting for that opportunity I've been preparing for years since I was about 3 or four years old so 46 years effectively yes for a moment like this okay Melanie and what are you going to sing babe I was going to sing Titanium by David Gua really yeah okay good luck all right thank [Music] you you shout it loud but I can't hear a word you say I'm talking loud not [Music] saying I'm pulling through nothing to lose fire away fire away wre and Sh you take your R far away far away you shoot me down but I won't fall I am you should me down but I won't fall I am [Music] I [Applause] am I [Music] [Applause] am speechless Simon speak speak [Applause] boy Med why did you choose that song I like it you know what it was like finding out Cinderella works at the Playboy Mansion right the you you're not what you seem you understand what I'm trying to say not exactly well because you're all sweet and Southern and nice and then you sang that weird version of titanium it just it just didn't go it didn't work it didn't work Cina well I really enjoy just to see how happy you were and that's all it matters okay we're going to vote Demi I I'm going to have to say no I'm sorry sorry Paulo not for now okay Kelly your shoes are cute she was real cute thank you it's going to be a no okay uh it's four no swee nice to meet you yeah it was nice to meet you thank you bye-bye byebye what the bloody hell was that [Music] that was the weirdest we should try [Music] it hello hello what's your name yeline in ESP joeline go Paulina really well okay and and and how old are you I'm 21 years old and do you work yes I'm a model in Denver exactly but you want to be a pop star oh yes I want to be a pop star yes okay and do you think you can win the show um what's your name Simon wow that's not a good starter Joseline well you know I make mistakes I got an acent so mama uh let's sing good luck I do my best good luck absolutely naughty as a fruit I have the [Music] phone I want you love me like I'm a hot guy you thinking of me do we what you like so boy forget about the world cuz it's going to be me you tonight I want you to make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world like I'm the only one that you ever love woo woo oh why were you what were you doing with the telephone I was seeing the lyrics of the song Could you actually read them yes okay so um let's go straight to a boat or do we need to do that we have to okay cool Den wants me right G come on Den wants me we don't feel you have the X Factor I do I do have the X Factor you The X Factor and Denver hates you it's a no no Denver LS me see you later and your name is champagne champagne that's right and how talented are you well I'll uh in my in my opinion I think I'm very talented but I leave it for you three all to judge me and champagne why have you got two pairs of sunglasses Lou that's his image that's my image bit of bling guitar so champagne would you sing please if I see then I can do if I believe it there's nothing to I believe I can fly I believe I can touch thank you thank you you came in you called yourself champagne you sounded like house wine I mean that sort of sums up the performance no you are that's the problem could you take the glasses off so we can see what you're all about that's better you know there's no point us sitting here pretending that someone who is a bad sound alike is going to do well that's the reality it's a penny because the image is really good he looks like he works in a poultry Factory he's got two pairs of sunglasses and a plastic microphone how can you say the image is good well it's different it's different that thing looks like the deli counter at sdge absolutely that's my image no no honestly champagne it's not good enough champagne champagne champagne we're going to say no sweet okay Lou yes or no champagne please champagne please champagne you're not going to change my mind champagne champagne champagne we're not going to change our mind honestly no no champagne you're flat oh hello Hi how are you wonderful how are you good thanks surviving okay what is your name my name's honey G Honey G sweet like honey G so what's your real name Anna Georgette Guilford and how old are you I'm 35 and where are you from North Wheezy Northwest London in Harrow okay North Wheezy yeah so representing dearo at the moment I'm representing for The X Factor massive at the moment okay honey G um good luck have fun okay H to the o to the N to the e to the Y to the G it's honey g h to the o to the N to the e to the Y to the G it's honey G when I say honey you say G Honey G Honey G when I say honey you say G Honey G Honey G check it to wreck it let's begin partty on partty people let me hear some noise honey G's in the house let me hear some noise let me hear some [Applause] [Music] noise yes give it give it this is a Missy Elliot one time exclusive hey hey is it worth it let me work it I put my thing down flip it and reverse it it's it's if you got a big let me search it find out how much you want to work it it's it's yeah see my hips and my tips go CH see my ass and my lips go CH I lost the few pounds of my waist for you let the kind of be go work it I need a glass of water boy oh boy it's good to s that if you work it let me work it I put my thing down flip it and reverse it it's it's if you got a big let me search it work it it's it's ner if you're Fly gal get your nails done get a pedicure get your hair de yes [Applause] yes yes W yeah Sharon yes darling I never knew you were into this Urban stuff oh yeah oh yeah I'm down I'm down so what you you say guys I I don't quite know what to say I do what does your mom think about this some of my tracks have got swearing on them my mom doesn't like that but apart from that she's down with me make it stop you look like you're having a nervous breakdown over there I was so uncomfortable that shouldn't happen you shouldn't be doing that come on guys you got to feel me did you say we have to feel you yeah you got I don't want to feel you I felt you and I don't want to feel you again Nicole did you enjoy it you in yeah I was really feeling I was feeling it thank you I love it please please just end are we going to vote Sharon yes or no yes thank you well listen honey I'm going to say yes thank you so much Simon I'm not included good make your own mind up honey G because I love him so much what' you say I'm going to say yes thank you thank [Music] you my God he is done with it yeah see you at boot camp see your boot camp Oh my God laters yes come on what are you think and I hope she's in his category hi Keith hi Simon how you doing hi Keith just come over there for the tea welcome so Keith why are you here I'm here because I think I'm the next American Idol very entertaining and unique okay best undiscovered talent in America yeah yeah yeah sure okay and what are you going to sing I'm going to sing like a virgin from Madonna okay cool okay I made it through the Wilderness somehow I made it through didn't know how lost I was until I found you I was big in complain I've been I was sad BL but you made me feel yeah you made me feel sh like a V touch for the first time like a with your next do you do another song okay I'm going to do I want to dance with somebody okay CL strikes upon the hour and the sun begins to fade still enough time to figure out how to Chase my Blues I've done all right up to now it's the light of day that shows me how and when the night falls Lon gos I want to dance with somebody I want to feel that here with somebody yeah want to dance with somebody with somebody who loves me Keith yeah um last year I described someone as being the worst singer in America I think you're possibly the worst singer in the world based on that performance and I'm absolutely serious I've never ever heard anything like that in my life ever Keith that was horrific man wow it was you when you said interesting and unique you said a mouthful oh my God no but Keith you've got to hear yourself to believe it there is nobody on this planet who sings like you really you got to be kidding me I'm being absolutely Ser I mean are you serious I don't think I'm the best singer in the world but hey I think I'm a good singer I don't think I know for sure there is no one in this country who sings like you I guarantee there is no one on this planet who sounds like you do people tell you you sound good yeah like who everybody around here has been saying that I'm good okay what what about your family well my mom wasn't very supportive of it first but she did she hasn't heard me sing like this where P do you live I live outside of Atlanta what songs did you sing for your mom I haven't sang very much in front of her I've always sang in front of my friends cuz your mom doesn't what your friends say they say I'm good Keith trust me on this you should never ever ever plan on a career in singing what else do you love to do well I like to dance just you know maybe get into dancing yes or no no no Keith is a no fine okay other way thank you Keith all right the other way dude you have found your star no you have found your star no go no you okay a little bit Yeah Simon is the biggest jerk I have ever met yeah yeah and he told me you remember when I heard about the worst singer in America he told me I'm the worst singer in the world so he can go kiss my [Applause] ass hello hello sir um what's your name swed where are you from I'm from West London but originally I come from Friends what's your job uh I'm a waiter catering assistant so what's your ambition if you got one dream in the whole world what would it be my biggest dream is to record an album what are you going to sing I'm going to sing Vision of Love from excellent are you yeah this is your two minutes make the most of [Applause] it [Music] make [Applause] me oh I car the we oh my and succeeded and it was all that you've given to [Music] me that was not Vision of Love by Mariah carck what's your next song I can sing you um hero if you want no I know what it's going to sound like do you want [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] hero if you look [Music] inside you don't have to be of what you [Music] are there's new if you reach yourself the you know [Music] then you know you can go so like looking [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] you oh my God here's what I'm slightly puzzled here okay this was like something out of Star Wars I couldn't literally could not understand a word it was a language which has never been heard or invented nobody in a million billion years is would play that version on the radio and say you know what best version to Hero I've ever heard it wouldn't happen but most amazingly this lot was singing along with you I don't get that which means this slck all me are mad and I can tell you I'm not the Mad one [Applause] here sometimes you're wrong we're going to have to vote Lou I thly enjoy your performance I think you're very very different but you're not right for this [Music] competition no I would have to say no no going to say no never ever that's it it's [Applause] over so it's all over for fuad who goes home with his dreams of becoming the next Mariah in ttis when don't know what we're talking about we just missed a potential winner hi hello hi it's a pleasure to meet you nice to meet you too what's your name my name is Michael believe it or not really yes really make a what Michael Lewis how old are you Michael I'm 26 and I can say very clearly that you're inspired by another Michael we know Michael Jackson apart from Michael's influence what is it about you that would you want to be on this competition for well behind the makeup behind the costume there is Michael Lewis and I just hope to spread love spread some magic and spread some positivity W what do you what do you do for a living I work parttime in retail unfortunately where I'm in Boots okay nothing wrong with that what are you going to sing I'm going to sing Rock review by Michael Jackson all right good luck thank you very [Applause] [Music] much have your hands now come on [Music] close your eyes Let The Rhythm get into you don't try to fight it there ain't nothing that you can do relax your mind lay back and GRE in mind you got to feel that heat and we can ride the boo share that be of love I want to rock with you all night than you thank you and good effort okay can I be honest with you Michael go ahead Simon right that was hideous just the whole thing it was like some awful awful uh impersonator uh voice was terrible the outfits are terrible and the outfit is not terrible I totally disagree with you though well okay we'll we'll disagree on that but Michael it's just nothing authentic it's just awful that's your opinion oh it was just a very bad impersonation of Michael it was it was more like Latoya I love LaToya Jackson that's a big compliment to me so thank you well how do you think it went I think I was given more time to actually perform the whole song you have a second song um I can sing Michael Jackson Human Nature Acappella try it yeah thank [Applause] you looking out across the night time a City Wings as sleep aside hear her voice shake my window as we sedu inside where's the love where's the love uh so much negativity in this room is [Applause] unreal No Love in this room whatsoever have young P feel blame in the audience the booing and the g very negative no love in your life or heart whatsoever I ain't going anywhere I'm staying right here I am staying right here whether you like it or not okay please continue Michael look to be fair they are here to judge you they can't judge me for they don't know me but they can judge a singly Michael I want you to be the judge not them you all right okay Lou yes or no uh Michael no Gerald no Michael nice to meet you it's but nice to meet you damn itow was so negative well yeah I know you didn't exactly get the crowd onside though how do you think it went I think it been fine as long as I believe in myself that's all that matters I don't really decide what people's judgments are me I don't care and and what do you think Michael would have made your he would have love me he knows I've got a pure heart and he would love me no matter what Hi how are you good how are you doing what's your name my name is Holly Jervis and how old are you Holly 23 and I'm from the on the a of white who do you aspire to be I aspire to be me do you think he can win The X Factor of course I can it's what I do good answer I've trained four years I've gone out there and I've learned the art of performance doing jobs I don't want to do but it means I get to wake up every damn morning and say I do what I love for a living I'm getting paid to do it look at me here's my stage I'm Holly Jervis and you've not heard anything like me I've got the message you start singing start singing can I take my specs off yeah whatever you want here we go bring that fre Camp High put some sugar on it sugar don't be shy scoop me up the m so that chocolate swirl don't be stingy I'm a growing girl because I'm Big B and beautiful there no nothing about me that's unsuitable was it in the bleaches timid and a brain when judges you look like the H parade thank you thank you Holly Simon uh right Holly uh your mouth is far far too big when you sing I mean it was like looking into a cave I've never seen anything so huge in in my life and because your mouth is so big this weird noise sound comes out of it it was absolutely terrible well what would you say to the people that employ me now who are they a holiday firm that have a massive chain throughout the country and I've sung over the years to thousands of people so why would I keep getting employed if I'm as bad as you're saying please answer me that because it is one thing being a singer in a Holiday Camp no no no I'm not just a singer I have to have this this is what I do I was just say making the point it is one thing being a singer I know but I know you and is another thing being a recording artist the thing is though Simon I have to be given a chance no Holly you're not a naturally good singer to be fair every single person there's thousands of people we see and they they would all love a chance to come through and you just weren't good enough babe okay it's verging on funny rather than serious and I know that that's not how you intend it to come across no not at all do you know what maybe you should take up like preaching or speeching or because that part of it was great you sold yourself Holly you would be you're a very good saleswoman you should do sales Telly sales something like that you'd be fantastic out it motivational speaking absolutely I respect your opinion four NOS well we're going to find out Louie no Cheryl no no sorry Danny yeah you were right thank you very much [Music] by nose for nose yes to hear that I'm in the wrong profession thousands of people up and down this country can't be wrong my agent can't be wrong love you hello what's your name my name is Neil McCumber why have you chosen now to chase your dream I've been chasing my dream all my life everybody here in the audience you know you can be here you can do this they are here are you married I am single have you ever been married no I haven't why I just haven't found the right girl yet okay I know how you feel hear that ladies this performance was previously recorded we are pleased to report that Mr Cal indeed found the right girl best of luck [Applause] Simon okay good luck hey baby w't you look my way I can be your new Addiction hey baby what you got to say all you're giving me is fiction but I found out everybody talks everybody talks everybody talks it started with the whisper and then I want to kiss her and then she made my lips H I can hear the chitchat oh yeah Take Me to Your Love sh almost always got a back track when everybody talks back hey Dem give me all your love restriction hey baby what you got to say it started with a whisper m is when I kissed her no she made my li and I can hear the chitat oh yeah so Take Me to Your Love Shack mama's always got a back track when everybody talks back everybody talks everybody talks everybody talks everybody talks everybody talks everybody [Music] talks ohina mommy she's like a cute little poodle I just love her than so Simon [Applause] look I'm being honest with you it was like something out of a lunatic asylum that's called high energy no it's worse than that uh it's your eyes and that smile if this was a movie this would be like Nightmare on Elm Street or something and you're the slasher who sings while they slash and if they don't if they don't go like this to you they pet your head yeah so let's vote okay let's start with Demi cuz I I think this could be a yes it's going to have to be a no halina I like you what do that mean uh it's no for now I'm Sorry's in the house love you la no it's it's for nose but thank [Applause] [Music] you okay guys you are uh we're the singing song the singing trolls Souls soul don't May me come down there sorry the singing Souls souls okay tell me honestly girls what's the sort of dream here who who do you want to be like in seven or eight years time Spice Girls anybody could out sell them anybody could like your ambition okay girls best of luck thanks have you go [Music] there's not a lot of movement in this not a lot of stage [Music] presence you don't remember me going from the audience it's getting pretty ugly can decide what I dream and dream [Applause] I girls can I be honest with you uh it's one of the worst groups I've ever heard in my life you want to come up here and sing Simon cuz I'd like to see you face that l hello girls here's the deal you sing I judge that's the way it goes you sing and I'll judge you all right Judge Judy easy cuz trust me I can just be as bad as you look you are grounded bite me the other two just look a bit like let's get out of here shut up stop making it worse girls you sounded like three cats being dragged up the motorway it was just awful you know and to compare yourself with the Spice Girls it's just crazy yeah but the Spice Girls couldn't sing anyway she's got an attitude attitude on you can't be rude sometimes I know it's what you say is true but it can be rude it's a go point it can't yes you're right it can't it can't be rude well actually you put it much better than your friends so I accept that yeah you should be the you should be the spokesperson you just swap places with [Applause] Lippy time to say yes or no here there be a no sorry Amanda it's going to be a no for me girl okay it's a no girls hello everyone hi love your ey Shadow oh thank you what is your name my name is Abola Abola and what brings you here today I'm going to be continuing on and on and on and on as a woman oh I like that way of thinking you mean you want to be on the show forever yes so did Louie good [Music] luck is this the intro what is she singing [Music] [Music] thank [Music] you no sir hello hello hi what's your name please my name's Lorraine Bo great um do you have a normal job lorine I do teach the piano to 12 students obviously you're singing for are you singing one of your own songs yes it's called the crumble song The crumble yeah crumble yeah as in Sunday afternoon pudding yeah and and Lorraine can I ask you a question who are you here with I'm here with this CIO organ it's just that's it okay good luck great let's go woo everybody's good at cooking something cooking crumble in fact I've got one in the oven would you like [Music] some it's of custard a bit of cream it reminds you of your best dream anything you going with it's anything if you don't tell me soon I'll be off on my bike I'll be off on my bike off on my bike off of my bik off of my bike everybody's good at cooking something I'm done good at cooking crumble in fact I've got one in the oven would you like some would you like some yes I'd like some hey let's just get this party really going now my bingo wings are out there I tell you what let's do a mash up look I got my DJ [Applause] [Music] headphones you getting it flashing lights come on flashing lights 1 2 3 everybody's good cooking good at cing [Music] everybody's something and I'm going to everybody's good at cing something good cing I'm [Applause] [Music] c yeah yes listen to the people time what I'm going to say is it doesn't matter what they think she's three to the semifinals yes oh my God people in F Consignment listen to them listen to them oh you've done it again yeah hi what is your problem I don't have a problem she was very entertaining that is a catchy song hey Britney Britney Simon La Demi nice to see you all pleasure to meet you what's your name Pat Ford who the flowers for they are for Miss Britney Spears the one in only Britney I love you this is an honor just to even be standing standing in front of you I'm a huge fan this is a dream come true to even be so close to you okay what's the song what are you singing I'm going to be Singing Circus by Britney all right good luck you ready Providence you ready [Music] Britney there's only two TP the people in the world W the ones that entertain and the ones that observe well baby I'm like a firecracker I make it hot when I put on a show I feel the adrenaline moving through my face Spotlight on me and I'm ready to pray I'm like a performer the dis is my stage better be ready should feel the same all on me in the center of the Ring just like a circus like that with everybody go just like a cus everybody let go we can make it woo all right I won't even bother you Simon what do you think uh it was like you had an argument with Britney Spears got drunk and decided to scream the song at her that's how it came over it wouldn't happen I would never argue with Britney never ever Britney I love you uh it's a no for me Patrick Demi nope it's a no for me Britney no that's four nose that's all you got for me Britney just a no I think you're lucky you just got a [Applause] no Patrick Pat that's four nose can I bring Britney her flowers or is that an O2 P you get to me I'll give them good to her thank you Simon I appreciate it got it no problem thank you very much indeed thank you all right Britney I love you that didn't go as planned that like could not have gone worse that was a disaster oh my God that defines the word uncomfortable I don't want to talk I don't want to talk hello you all right I'm good how about you good what are your names I'm Elizabeth and we're dream time how old are you guys 17 yeah 17 and where you from Huddersfield hfield you're not from Huddersfield no I'm from Canada originally and you boyfriend girlfriend no we're just good friends what are you holding there uh it is can I come up on yeah I made this like last year Nathan how many did it sell um I've lost I think I've sold about like 180 last time I checked 180 yeah okay and the dream is worldwide worldwide okay okay didn't mean it when I said I didn't love you so I should have held on tight I never should have let you go I didn't know nothing I was stupid I was foolish I was lying to myself I could not that would ever be without your love never imagined I'd be sitting here beside myself cuz I didn't know you cuz I didn't know me but I thought you everything I never felt cuz baby when you left I lost a part of me it's still so hard to believe come back baby please we belong together baby when you left I lost of me it's still so hard to believe come back baby please we belong [Music] together what is your second song no that song was like it was like going to a zoo or something I mean the noises it was beyond anything I've ever ever heard it just got weirder and weirder and then it was just like a screaming match between between the two of you I'm not being rude Nathan I mean when when you joined in and started screaming at her I haven't so a 180 copies for no reason 180 copies sonon and no one's returned them no okay Louie yes or no please L absolutely no Cheryl Danny no [Music] no of the worst I've ever had on this show uh who have we got here Jam Jam we are jam Jam Jam where you from Bristol London London London okay what are you going to sing Bad Romance Bad Romance by Lady Gaga all right best of [Music] luck y that Rance I want your ugly I want your diseased I want your everything as long as it's free I want your love love love I Want Your Love hey I want your drama the touch of your hand I want your let in the S I want your love love love love I want your love you know that I not you hey you know that I need you I want bad Rance I want your love I want your you and me can write a bad Rance I want you again I want you a b love and I want your I want love I don't want to be watch your Ro a romance Rance you in w [Applause] [Music] oh about [Music] [Applause] Romance how how was [Applause] it uh do you want me to be honest can we do another song please no ABS absolutely never um if you want me to be honest probably the worst group we've ever had on this show genuinely I've never ever heard anything like that it was utterly atrocious it it was like three cats getting strangled in an Alleyway it was really really bad you were All Out Of Tune it was it was bad I think we should give us a chance I think we would literally have a riot on our hands W sh what do you think a very very rarely say this but honestly that was quite shocking it was bad very bad we going to Simon yes or no this is our dream like we just we want the same thing your dream our nightmare I'm going to say no I'm sorry I'm saying never oh my what happened you were using really clo you were you you say I need to project more that's why you Pro really loud you're screaming feeling optimistic uh no why were people so excited about that talking dog on Britain's Got Talent a man to hen's been on it for [Applause] years Savage it was really fun meeting an and deck backstage but I'm never quite sure which one's supposed to be the funny ones he's killing us all do you know what you know what he is and it's it's interesting and it is often people who are really really really famous he is incredibly generous with his time with people more than any other star I've ever seen come have an for that come on okay what a lovely way to finish our nice Jud but for some reason and that's nice of you David but I feel uncomfortable now you know because you're not used to me paying you a compliment no I know and I it just doesn't sit right just take it for what it can't I just doesn't feel comfortable what would you feel more comfortable if you gave you a hug yeah come give me a hug give him a hug give him a hug come on hug it out give me a hug hug it out that's it come on give me a hug come on no no I didn't say sit down no no I didn't say sit down give him hug I didn't say sit down give him a lovely hug that nice is that nice look at that that's what a beautiful picture what a beautiful picture I feel like we should get to know each other a bit closer [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] please my name is [Applause] vgo yeah you want to try to no my name is my name is Bruno my name is vgo You Are Bruno the new guy yeah what of god good you God thank you for reminding me hi Simon you are my family's favorite judge believe it or not I do believe um but if you had to choose between your America's Got Talent judging panel or your Britain's Got Talent judging which one is your favorite and why oh well to be fair they are more intelligent in America in America in America yeah no they are I don't mean disrespectfully they just you don't mean that disrespectfully no they are more intelligent um what Heidi Clump she's sick as big [Applause] now now he now he can't be sacked he'll just say anything he wants see as I said he'll be out of control now taking that to a side um look it's difficult I like them both uh I like these guys because they're sort of [Applause] stupid actually the ladies are attracted to what's inside of a man uh back me up ladies if you agree say [Music] yeah rapidly moving on uh public toilight can't live without them can't live in them either uh because there is no fridge and microwave there often when I use the mail toilet some guys they fart very loud and I don't like that so when possible I sneak into the ladies toilets instead uh because they're much more discreet about it well at least when they know that I am there hit [Applause] it he just lose the will well one of the best moment it tonight we need to recreate save it for the final no no no no hello it's me again oh excited right we need to do something different tonight no David [Applause] no it's unbel how you feeling Simon down felt good what is your problem you know what I feel bad for you guys who actually had to film that at the front in the game me and my fiance have been together for years years years years and my friends ask me how do you do it how you together for so long through the pandemic baby and I just say find your woman that you know loves you understands your flaws find your woman that has a good sense of humor just make sure those three women don't find out about yourself that's a TR yeah but we don't really have issues in fact I'm like the biggest issue we have is I hate when she would imitate my voice in argument and it sounds nothing like my voice I can't stand it she come up to me I asked you what time you're coming home and you said to me I the know come home I don't sound like that yes you do what what I do now I've got a way to get her back I imitate her voice back and guess what she don't like it I did tell you what time I was coming home and you said we'll make sure you come back out this that I don't sound like that yes he do she gets angry get out my face get out my face I say all right I get out your face but how do I do it in style what is the one thing about assignment that you don't know that you would like to know oh good question you know everything David good question don't go there I like I like your baby you've got a contract for next year um you can have a 2ear extension I would like I mean we are after The Watershed are we yes no we're not no we're not oh no we're not we're not after the watered I would like to see David inside inside his house a he never invite these two girls have been to his house right and I haven't why has David never been to your house he SC I don't really like him and while I'm at his house I'd like to see [Applause] his come on God oh my God I'm like so nervous and so excited it's love being on The X Factor all over again oh my God I just love being a celebrity when my agent said I was doing an adver for Iceland I rushed out to get a woly hat a woly coat and a pass for hello hes 100% definitely you'll come to char Salon in6 I love A6 I work in A6 I live in A6 it's all about A6 and I can spell six I think oh sh up oh well there's only one pricey what a three things that you love about yourself um humility uh yes uh charm hum looks humility generous uh I like people I wear great clothes I'm funny um I'm great fun to have dinner with and breakfast and lunch um great to go on holiday with um I like gu I like girls I like animals I know you do I know you do Straight let's Replay that clip again we have evidence ladies and gentlemen I like girls I like guys who you you finally said it and you got animals as well we're not going there David the country is on the hunt for the next prime minister out of all the all the judges who would make the best prime minister and why who would make the best prime minister out to the three of them if it was a dictatorship Simon cal um I actually think I think I think Alicia would be a wonderful prime minister I think she would she's she I think she's the natural no offense to your man but she's the naturally the nicest person on the panel I think she is there's nothing you've got a you've got an edge how do you feel about that because because I say the fu because I say bad things cuz you said the f word at 8:00 on ITP moving on I'm too naughty to be prime minister who you think has got a tattoo of you on them obviously David you're going to say David right would the judge who has the tattoo please reveal themselves oh oh oh David it is yes I have a this is let's see to tat tat [Applause] tat you know what I'm not paid enough money to deal with that seriously but what that's weird why are you laughing show me again you I didn't like it I did it for you hello I'm n Cy and today we're going to be Health working out so everyone put your hands out in front of you spread your legs and do some squats Li the baby on Martin f is sofa isn't there right dog cotton would be proud wouldn't she [Applause] oh it's so nice to be here on my we sure and today's guest is absolutely fantastic you know what I'm going to meet her hello oh thanks for having the sh R I'm so nervous and then I was on going out the jungle recently oh my God I mean I saw of those ones and I and then there saw even more wors I was like wo and then they Char I like w and I like I'm not being sick [Applause] [Music] [Applause] everywhere it's playing the piano it's playing [Applause] jazz he's playing the piano thank all we got back thank you thank you so much when I realized I'd never be able to talk again I was speechless I have lived in Newcastle all my life yes but for some reason I still haven't picked up the accent I can see that some of you are trying to figure out where you know me from maybe it would help if I started saying phrases such as the next train to arrive on platform 4 is the 122 Service King and from my time at the post office please go to cashier number eight hi there so my question is for David right so David we've seen a lot of good magic acts on the show so far but don't you agree with me that the real magic on the show has to be Simon that's question for you what's this lady um Karen Karen that's a great question well yeah I mean it's magical how a man of 85 still looks like that he's he's had some assistance of some kind isn't he my goodness um yeah it is it is Magic it is fun I actually the weird thing is although I know you pretty well I actually do get star struck every time I see you I go oh my God it's time a cow every time it's the weirdest thing that's weird do you get star struck with him no there you go I'll start with a joke seems like a good idea um kids are the biggest source of joy you will ever have trouble is they do tend to in every other source of joy you ever had I hear other parents say stuff like I'd take a bullet for my child you know would you I take a bullet from my child put it in a gun and shoot her my daughter's now 18 I can't believe it so one of those teenagers wears tons of makeup you know she makes rup Paul look like a trucker the whole pandemic was kicking off and I did what many people did here which was to spend the next two years fairly drunk I need a drink oh it's only half 5 better wait till 6:00 all right4 to 6 I'm opening the drink 6:00 woof all right new plan one more 6:30 another one at 700 and then I will get up and make my daughter some breakfast a nasty quidditch accident do you know what I can't stand sorry sorry let me emphasize do you know what I can't stand but look on the bright side I've never had to queue at Disneyland now just I'm just going to throw a disclaimer out there if I do get too energetic please stop me I want to keep my benefits otherwise otherwise how would I hate the jacuzzi I'm joking I'm joking it's a pool go been ghosted if you don't know what ghosting is that's where you're messaging someone it's going fine then they just suddenly don't reply and you're like okay guess that's that I'm just going to walk away it's been six years I've got my pride you know what I mean um that's my cut off point six years um I don't know why it's even called ghosting that's not how ghosts behave is it I mean in my experience ghosts outstay they're welcome if anything I mean they keep bothering it even after they're dead you know what I mean how needy is that it should be like oh I ghosted someone the other day oh what you didn't get back to them no no I showed up at the house late at night and started messing around in the kitchen banging pots and stuff you're like I think that's called stalking mate and how boring would Ghostbusters have been just a 2-hour movie about people ignoring each other who you going to call no one I'm just going to leave it actually a is for Alan car camp but concise B is for Brucey nice to see you to see you nice see is for Connelly wind swept the Big D is David atenor spying on creatur King e yank pugnacious with fist f for funny man Kevin Bridges get my gist G's for Gangster like Joe peshy or his buddy dairo are you talking to me are you talking to me hes4 hello McIntyre here your comedy hero I like this you know it's great you know I sir Ian McKellen Thou shalt not pass joh Jonathan was were membered for that wasle Band F K Kevin spacy an actor who looks tired L Lord sugar now I don't care cuz you're f um Andy Murray I've just lost to fedra and fin [Music] [Music] Cassidy [Music] n

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Length: 88min 29sec (5309 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 22 2023