American Zoo - Katt Williams: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'

all I'm saying is you got to look at this [ __ ] from the Tiger's [ __ ] Viewpoint first of all this ain't no fake ass got it at the mall tiger this a real goddamn tiger like the kind to be on National Geographic every time you turn it on on the back of a wilderbeast ass and [Applause] [ __ ] wilderbeast don't even be dead I'm not even dead yet I don't give a [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm hungry now a real [ __ ] tiger and every day they got this real [ __ ] tiger in a fake ass habitat real [ __ ] tiger fake ass habitat and the tiger not supposed to know as a real tiger that this is a speaker [Applause] system and every [ __ ] day the tiger be [ __ ] up cuz he be conflicted everything in the Tiger Spirit is telling him [ __ ] you a [ __ ] monster [ __ ] you a beast you run the jungle [ __ ] you supposed to Roar and [ __ ] supposed to happen and every [ __ ] day the tiger come out and try and the [ __ ] don't work and some of us know how the [ __ ] that feel to be trying [ __ ] and trying [ __ ] trying [ __ ] and trying [ __ ] don't work trying [ __ ] and trying [ __ ] won't work trying [ __ ] try switch it up trash [ __ ] trash [ __ ] won't work that's how the [ __ ] the tiger feel every goddamn day he come out with the Roar and [ __ ] wish me luck wish me [Applause] luck you see that [ __ ] take a camera phone picture of me right in the middle of my goddamn Roar you see how they disrespect the tiger these four tigers don't know what the [ __ ] to do it be four five real tigers in a fake ass habitat what the [ __ ] you think them Tigers talk about every goddamn day nothing but what the [ __ ] they would do if a [ __ ] was to ever ever ever climb their goddamn foot over the goddamn gate that's all the [ __ ] they talk about just I wish a [ __ ] would climb in this goddamn cage this cage right here [ __ ] this cage right here [ __ ] this your [ __ ] w and a tiger be [ __ ] up cuz a tiger feel like he's supposed to be eating elephants and giraffes and [ __ ] and every day they come feed him meat out of a bucket and [ __ ] and all I he eating that [ __ ] what he be looking at your good fresh meat ass walking around the zoo a video camera and [ __ ] just look at that delicious ass fat [ __ ] right there I eat the [ __ ] that delicious ass fat [ __ ] right there [ __ ] that it a baby fat right on her [ __ ] ass you know that's my favorite part I love baby fat and the tiger be [ __ ] up cuz he don't know what to feel and after a while he get depressed and down and start acting like us you know how we get depressed and start doubting [ __ ] we shouldn't even doubt I bet the Tigers had got as low as they could possibly get just are you sure I'm a tiger I don't feel very much like a maybe I'm just a vicious ass koala band did you ever investigate that but as a real [ __ ] you can't never afford to give up cuz all real [ __ ] is only waiting on one opportunity and that's the opportunity to show a [ __ ] they ain't bullshitting and I bet them Tigers had got as low as they could possibly get and then something wonderful happened in the tiger World they [ __ ] this is not a drill get ready [ __ ] they think we bullshitting [Applause] get wa for it wait for it m that's what the [ __ ] supposed to happen what the [ __ ] supposed to happen God damn that tiger that's a strong ass the base I almost broke both of my arms that

Channel: KUSH Comedy

Views: 10,114,327

Keywords: Katt, Williams, stand-up, improv, comedy, tigers, zoo, animals, white, people, it's, pimpin, urban, black, humor, Katt Williams (Musical Artist), Funny, It's Pimpin' Pimpin' (Musical Album), Comedian (Profession), stand up

Id: dCwu0zN-78w

Length: 4min 32sec (272 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 02 2008