Alex Jones reacts to ALL Warhammer Factions

but we've now hit the zeitgeist of memes i mean sure they've always had fun with things i do that are silly and i certainly enjoy it please make more goofy memes of yours truly uh i i love it to them stinking flesh rotten death piles of blood vomit bile is beautiful the dinosaurs are dropping faster and faster and that just warms my little heart i am higher than a kite right now you want clobbering time you want the gloves off orcharding people to death and starving you to death and murdering you we're gonna stick our hands down your pants it's one thing he has a guide that's kind of a bad guy to take him through the mines of moria or under the mountain but if you catch him kissing goblins or if you catch him in bed with a goblin you know that's a problem you little rat you piece of crap you rat filth they would bite your genitals off first and then if you laid there they would eat your guts out first while you're living that's their favorite snack i told the globalist a long time ago and i meant it you wanna fight you better believe you've got one i'll never back down i'll never bow to you i'll be free till the day i stop sucking hair into my lungs they're like zombies and i'm a libertarian if they want to you know be vegetables that's their issue the question is is she really a woman you look at her arms and the rest of it she looks like no woman i have ever seen there's something wrong with you and you're so warped you're so sick you're so mentally ill scores of species of pig that are part humans scores of goats that are part human scores of cross species humanzies and these people are the literal demon spawn of the pit of hell look at him you know just turbo dinosaur power you know the man in me is ready to take them all on oh you got a mustache i'll just worship you oh you got a mustache it's okay talk about discrimination forget skin color i want the advanced life extension powerful immortal raised on a foreign star he was able to lift entire planets with a single arm now he'd return to earth to prepare for the final battle our jaws are twice the size of yours when we get him into your flesh we don't let go he is such an arrogant piece of garbage everybody knows that elites marry their horses hair growing out of rats mouths genitals on the top of their head shrunken intestines mutations oh but look at that young man painted up blue with his belly hanging out you know you get all angry and jump up and down paint yourself up in your team's colors and act like a clown just simpering control freaks and big nerd packs taking everything over ruling everything i'm a little chicken neck bastard i'm a reptoid clone of john wayne and elvis get off my property now i'm clearly possessed and i it's like some type of interdimensional blight or or succubus has like attached itself i mean i see a guy with an absolutely knockout gorgeous woman whose eyes have got electric fire in them i hope they i hope they have a good life creeping up like a vampire like nosferatu i mean it's just a spirit of evil a spirit of decadence and bloatedness you know what happens when i get in people's businesses boy they ain't in business long son let me tell you i'm ready to kill people i'm sick of this not literally what do i do lord destroy the child corrupt them all i mean this woman is dangerous ladies and gentlemen i always told people around her that they think she's demon-possessed okay any count dracula's coming around here i'm going to defend myself i will go to hell before i sit here and i watch this country and the world turned over to these savages i'm done i'm pissed and i'm not putting up with it anymore assassins spy groups control ops i mean it is just off the charts they're all like that i'm ugly and i stink i love satan hail russia we will never surrender well you know what i'll tell the aztecs they're loco this is crazy the sun will come back up you don't have to sacrifice 50 kids she's the real deal and that's why the system don't you know attacks her and says she's dumb because she's a woman i'm going to exterminate everyone because i come in peace and psychopaths always wear little nerdly non-threatening outfits they always act real wimpy because they're like raging goblins behind the scenes how's the 30-year death from gut disease sound roll up the sleeves and you're circling the toilet bowl and he sits there like he's always on a toilet he's this little face like he's constipated hardcore savage death machines ready to kill you and your family they can't wait and they think you're too weak to understand their attack profile i challenge him to get in the ring with me bare knuckle i will i'll do it right now i'll get in the ring with you and i will break your jaw i will knock your teeth out i will break your nose and i will break your neck it's a bunch of bullies and they're just running around murdering people in mass you're a coward punk rat bastard vampiric parasitic garbage get out of my world now i banish you your exercise count dracula get the hell out of the world get out of here try to go to the moon and suck blood out of rocks or something in pieces you know what they're a bunch of cowards they never fight up front they have no chivalry you love death more than life so you go with your father forever who wants a job for 15 an hour where you've got to squeeze women's breasts grab men's genitals by not bashing the gay frog but the chemical got in the water it actually changes them in reproduction they end up being hermaphrodites and i could tell the women and i'm not saying this to brag were attracted to me and i was almost embarrassed i'm not bad looking they were just like they were in a trance or something sex cults and torture cults and devil cults and cults where the women are all anorexic and brainwashed into their slaves and was it charging into a goblin's nest hacking him to pieces or is it just going you know around the goblins is it kissing goblins even though you still stab him you give him a kiss or is it catching him in bed with a goblin one horn one-eyed purple chinese dragons from deep space i'm not kidding it's this whole act of how he's intellectual and he's this genius and he's this wizard know that they're cross species chimeras cross species you know spider with goats humans with pigs chimpanzees with humans humanoids they're part bovine if the leader or group of leaders had nuclear weapons they would detonate them just so they could destroy the earth we live in the palace and you're poor and it's trendy how's that sound i basically i am a fraud i just want to that lady i mean she is a bucket of maggot evil look at those eyes man that that's that that dude is gone ladies and gentlemen they are channeling advanced technological systems given to them by ancient alien species and i'm here to tell you 1776 will commence again if you try to take our firearms you'll never never defeat the human spirit you'll never defeat god you'll never win now he's self-immolated he's burned himself up in front of everybody i realize you're brain-damaged brainwashed enforcers of death you said he was the messiah you said he was invincible but it's okay we're nice to the bunnies devil agent devil agent illuminati illuminati i'm gonna have your ass run to prison they're using old tactics in a new war they're gonna release airborne super plagues a human version of mouse pox that kills 99 of humans and i went and i charged and ran and just started savaging those people blood vessels broke in my eyes it was the greatest drug in the world destroy everything poured more blood and more blood [Applause] and that witch she publicly supports witchcraft and satanism and black magic and i just knew they smelled good they looked good and i never seen anything prettier than that i mean we're talking worship here predator predator literal pot-bellied goblins are hobbling around coming after us

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Views: 107,091

Keywords: Total War Warhammer 3, Total War, Warhammer 3, Campaign, Legendary, Kislev, Chaos, Nurgle, Khorne, Slaanesh, Tzeentch, Cathay, Warhammer, Warhammer 2, Funny, Warhammer Funny, Short, Warhammer2, Warhammer3, Tarriff, Total War Warhammer 2, Mortal Empires, Immortal Empires, Total War: Warhammer III, Warhammer Meme, Meme, Alex Jones, alex jones warhammer, Alex Jones Meme, Azazel, Champions of Chaos, DLC, Valkia, Vilitch, Festus, Warriors Of Chaos, Empire, Lizardmen, Vampire Counts, Skaven, Bretonnia, Norsca

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Length: 8min 2sec (482 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 30 2022