Alan Carr Has A Picnic With Peter Kay (Full Interview) | Chatty Man | Alan Carr

isn't this nice that wasn't really a hug that was like a hostage situation really you wouldn't let me go are you wondering it's um nice to show love and affection isn't it [Music] don't you dare touch any of this what is it what are these all oh that was my smalls thank you very much for smiles underpants days of the week hot cactus i don't like you looking is this a replica of where you live this is where i live full stop yes dear i live here where's your is this your view that's my view is this your window where are your neighbors yes i live on the air hello hello it must be nice oh it's very nice it must be who's it who are these pictures here oh that's me goddaughter maisie sure maybe on camera thank you thank you jesus that's not your niece oh you look a bit rough and ready there don't you look like you you when were that december i was just saying yeah yeah yeah last year i was all like wrapped up [Music] so if you came to my house you wouldn't say at some point can i go for a way and then go and see what board never do that games board games have you got i've got koplunk and i've got uh but there's bits missing i've got downfall with bitsmith other vintage missions oh damn you can't get them to charity shop where's your budget bossy area where's your drinks yeah would you like a drink yes what we got on the menu what would you do well i'm driving so i can't have a drink drink way too i thought you like to bathe like a baileys but how long how much can you have before you get done that's what i never know they never tell you do you they say have one but it could be in a bucket i don't like abilities unless it's got ice you wouldn't be happy in paradise what would your idea of paradise be what would the idea [Laughter] [Applause] what's your idea of what's your idea of paradise well it will go on it would be a glass of lambreini where would you be moldings never been there oh it's going to go on our honeymoon but it's really starting rainy season at storms or summer we went from mexico oh i got the ships in mexico i got an inventor i bought this ticket you know with a travel bag it's an economy you have to go around the world stop chef about a grand this is like about 10 years ago could you do that well you're not scared you'd end up with a picture you're nailed to a tree missing i told you when i was going i won't just go that way in the pilot unleave the glasses by the side of it you got the [ __ ] yeah and then after six days fought me up pisses me off when people say can i try your glasses on and then when you put them on they go oh how can you see through this glasses so you've got shits in mexico yeah yeah where did you get it did you eat some at dodgy well it's called montezuma's revenge it's like particles in the air everyone gets it and i was up this inca trail and i um and it came out and then i rang up my mom and i said mom i've just shot myself in the street and i don't know come on i'll put a lasagna in for you i honestly think alan is really really funny and i do essentially the night form that there's i i obviously have been a comedian but i see it in you you're just so naturally funny oh you are honestly really you've got that thing that's funny no seriously there's no one the fact that i'm actually not even looking at you right now it's like a blur okay give me then bat love honestly you'll be swallowing me i feel like i've been out revolution peter do you want to host the show no no no would you ever like to host no i wouldn't want to do a chat show i think you're very good at this you but i couldn't i wouldn't be interested in guests well you know i must admit you're very good at it because you just you're just yourself so it's kind of you know why don't you host it and me come down the stairs as a guest no yeah do it you don't oh you're right love oh yeah yes great yeah great right then well okay what are you gonna introduce me of course i'm a guest on my own show [Applause] welcome back uh everybody watching in television land it's sunday night and you can watch this all that [ __ ] with adrian charles would you please welcome my first guest tonight he's a wonderful comedian i think the world of him he always makes me laugh please welcome the lovely alan carline [Applause] oh [Applause] [Music] hi alan hi how are you that's good that's what that's bailey's up from the previous guest he stole some bellies on there oh yeah what would you like to drink oh can i oh what have you got what have you got what you've got in there what would you like sir oh what's that blue stuff it is al's allies what's that elisa oh easy yeah can i have a bit of that please of course you can sir bloody hell this chair's a bit dicky inside barbarella hang on that'll be in the mail there you go oh thank you there you go so i believe you've got a new dvd out that's right there's a call that doesn't total really you did your own sure you did your own you did your own to it yourself didn't you [Applause] is [Applause] on casters [Applause] should be all right oh oh just i've got a dvd out yeah buy it or don't it's your choice there's nothing i can do let's have a clip we'll have a clip of peter reaction i'll sort this out while you've wrecked it oh look wicked cheers to you ellen yeah i've enjoyed it so you're gonna go on tour again because you know it took you seven years to tour last time is that it now you're not doing any more i've i've finished the two that didn't two or two what the hell you like some dosa and i've um i've finished that now but i'm doing uh um i'm doing two more shows for a little girl who's uh ill she's got an inoperable brain tumor and she's four years old and her uncle got in touch with me and said uh they're trying to raise some money to send her this treatment in america and um i just couldn't not do it so i'm doing two more shows this coming thursday friday just to pay for this girl's treatment and it's in um anyway so tickets go on sale tomorrow morning at ten o'clock yep and you can get them through my website on www.petacare.com.uk 10 o'clock it's this thursday friday night at blackpool opera house you might fancy a weekend away you know what i mean yeah why not make it make a weekend that's it yeah so even if it you know if it sells whatever whatever it sells it'll raise more money so that's that thank you so much for coming all right thanks evan for having me with the dvd five stars four fingers you

Channel: Alan Carr

Views: 43,193

Keywords: Alan Carr, Alan Carr Chatty Man, Chatty Man, Alan Carr stand up, stand up comedy, comedy, Spexy Beast, Manchester, Spexy Beast tour, Alan Carr tour, Yap Yap Yap, bbc radio 2, radio show, Alan Carr official, Alan Carr youtube channel, Peter Kay, Phoenix Nights, Peter Kay's Car Share, Geraldine McQueen, Peter Kay's Comedy Shuffle

Id: 3y-itQIj40Q

Length: 10min 59sec (659 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 08 2021