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I got a lawyer I called him up and he said what was the grounds for divorce and I just says branding and castration the handsome Jeff and the lovely Heather are going to be doing this scene for you and Drew and chip are gathering the sentences you wrote oh they're going to tuck these suggestions from you into their pockets and what they're going to do is they're gonna do a scene here but at certain times during this scene they're gonna justify taking one of these sentences they're gonna read that sentence in the scene and then they're gonna justify what that means in the scene so what we'd like for this huh who watches soap operas out there someone must end this so you do man what's your name Jennifer we'd like you to make up the name of a soap opera possibly involving where it takes place you know what I mean a creative suggestion for soap opera one you'd like to see one that's sexy when that's hot you don't know Jake a phone a friend or go to the audience on this you know said something yes anything what was that I love this yes that's a great title for a soap opera can I ask you I asked a friend all right where does this take place what fictional town does this play take place in something Falls what's your best friend's name it takes place in Jamie Falls I'll ask your friend sweetheart can't hear you sweetheart you've locked the door I'm in the shower I know where you are damn it cinnamon what oh that's right I'm not supposed to walk around the house nude well you could do whatever you want if you just love me again how can I love you after what you've done it was one time yeah but it was my best friend and she's never been the same since how can we go on like this it's a small town Jimmy Falls people talk I asked my best friend what you did last night she sent me a text message the SHA all she said was this no no no that is an odd smell I have tried washing my hands I have tried to lemon juice you know we have a shower I know but you're always in it pour me a martini I will I have to tell you something first huh are there spinsters with benefits you're going to be a spinster if you keep going on like this I've called our lawyer and I filed for divorce oh don't look so shocked we have when did we get a lawyer I got a lawyer I called him up and he said what was the grounds for divorce and I just said branding and castration and believe me in Jamie Falls that is sufficient well fine enjoy your martini I hope yes yes yes no senator you poisoned me I have with cinnamon because I want you to know one thing one thing while that poison courses through your veins too though uh how allergic are you to cinnamon I've been married to you for 15 years so not very then I'd say you have about five hours I can get a lot done in five hours I'm gonna take another shower good because your fly is open yes because I'm wearing a robe it's all one big fly cinnamon cinnamon don't let us fight don't let's not us fight I miss you I miss I miss you - I miss those days we were young where we met at the senior prom I grabbed your boob by mistake and you were so charming about other things you said elder running uphill in front of me oh we ever that drunk we were we can be that again you did call the lawyer we can call it off I have a cinnamon antidote get it in under five hours not be fine you just have to promise me you'll stop going out with my best friends okay I people begin to talk you know I went down to the supermarket and everybody was murmuring behind my back I saw Elvis walking down the street and if I find out you have been doing it with Elvis I'm not all macho like I look I'm so drunk I know sediment I know before you will you all that is not smoke yeah see I'm sorry sir Oh Santa mean what let's take a shower together okay wash off that smell I'll wash out these memories oh you were naked I've got to take off a lot of clothes I've got something to tell you when you get in the show okay good so do I it's a little romantic poem I wrote I met a man from Nantucket

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Channel: improvftw

Views: 654,486

Rating: 4.9463854 out of 5

Keywords: drew, carey, ryan, stiles, greg, proops, whose, line, is, it, anyway, improv-a-ganza, improvaganza, careys, online, wayne, brady, jeff, b., davis, colin, mochrie, improv, comedy, laugh, joke, game, show, network, gsn, cable, television, wliia, dci, iag, heather, anne, campbell, kathy, kinney, jonathan, mangum, charlie, sheen, rich, fields, bob, derkach, sean, masterson, chip, esten, brad, sherwood, mgm, grand, las, vegas, hollywood, theatre, live

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Length: 5min 33sec (333 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 11 2012

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