Airplane! (1980) is a gong show of awesome!

don't call me Shirley Howard W cot production Jaws in the sky no's the tail of the airplane there it goes airplane let's do this thing all right I get a sense of what this is going to be like Robert Hayes do I do I know you Robert Hayes Julie hagy I thought Leslie neelen was like the lead in this I guess white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only the white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only there is no stopping in the Red Zone there is no stopping in the Red Zone okay hello we'd like you to have this flower from the religious Consciousness Church would you care to make a donation no but thank you anyway the music the Red Zone has always been for loading and unloading there's never stopping in a white zone don't tell me which zone is for exactly it's like so confusing listen buddy don't start up with your white zone [ __ ] again I was getting so confused would you like to make a donation no thanks we gave it the office what I'm already so confused put all you metal op into this dis [Music] place his hand and his leg we both know perfectly well what it is you're talking about want me to have an it's really the only sensible thing to do it's done properly therapeutically there's no danger involved so ridiculous oh God bad taxi driver I'll be back in a minute he's starting the time no thank you that doesn't count this flower on behalf of the Church of religious Consciousness would you just take the jacket it's over there by the oh [ __ ] no no no no no no he directed the wrong oh God imagine this actually happens they're in love early and found your note I guess you meant for me to read it later I know things haven't been right for a long time but it'll be different like it was in the beginning the dialogue is so cheesy don't you feel anything for me at all anymore most of all it takes respect and I can't live with the man I don't respect oh I'm breaking the fourth wall what a pisser whacking material oh jeez no the white phone oh no not her again Captain over white courtesy phone I've got it uh this is Dr Brody at the Mayo Clinic at the Mayo Clinic Lisa Davis on route to Minneapolis she's scheduled for a heart transplant we'd like you to tell her mother that we found a donor an hour ago there's the heart beating there on the table I want you to make sure that she's kept in a reclined position Captain over I have an emergency call for you on line five from a Mr ham all right give me Ham on five hold them Ma I could see how this maybe pushed boundaries in 1980 are we still chasing her have dinner we'll we'll talk things over I won't she really doesn't respect him then why didn't you take the job that Lou Nets offered you at Boeing you know I haven't been able to get near a plane since the war they wouldn't hire me because of my War record you're the only one keeping that alive for everyone else it's ancient history expect me to believe that no compassion and not one of them shows you can accept any real responsibility she's really laying down the law when I get back to Chicago I'm going to start my life all over again excuse me we'd like you to have this flower from the Church religious conscious is he going to try to board the plane my God what is on the dash that storm lifting over Sol Clarence back up all the way to Utah poping the hood of the plane ring around sorry Clarence latest weather report shows everything socked in from from Salt Lake to Lincoln oh oh the window's open is that his credit card was he trying to trip them can you tell me if Elaine Dickinson is on this flight well the uh whole flight crew is boarded he just can't let her go I'd like one ticket to Chicago no baggage no baggage this guy's still waiting oh yeah cuz he he's just smoking or nonsmoking smoking he's to smoke on freaking planes have a nice trip so dumb he's a man on a mission oh yeah that's right because he can't get near a plane the decision is yours he must really love her she's going to be pissed when she sees that he's on this flight [ __ ] man that hunky muff mess with my old lady got to be running cool upside down his head oh my God they put subtitles on see a to get that booty down smack them she doesn't want you I guess you didn't hear her loud and clear oh it's still smoking Katana nervous yes oh the people that talk L are just like no no thank you soon so I better fasten you tight thank you God B I'm going to miss you so much oh I'm going to miss you too better get on board some the wrong time goodbye darling I love you darling just remember nothing is supposed to make sense oh no they're taking off without shutting the door goodbye darling what is she running past oh no flight 20 Niner you are cleared for take off Roger huh West Vector over what flight you have clearance clearance Roger Roger you have clearance clearance over Roger huh I'm worried about them all being up in the sky oh no scary music something bad's going to happen you feel all right sir I haven't flown for a long time okay hope they got a handle on this plane good evening ladies and gentlemen this is Captain over [Laughter] speaking they're reading out did they trade magazines would you like something to read do you have anything light how about this leaflet famous Jewish sports legends oh that's bad dad what are you doing here El I've got to talk to you ohtis excuse me I love his deer in the headlights look he's cute no wonder you're upset and a darling figure Supple pouting breasts firm thighs yes I know things used to be different what an intimate conversation it was during the War I was was in the Air Force stationed in dram bu was worse than Detroit look at him is it her no you wouldn't walk in there unless you knew how to use your fists whoa they look like little girl scouts oh my gosh it's a full-on brawl oh hey nasty oh right to the Jukebox no one is Faz everyone's like good tune is everyone going to break out into disco dancing look at the floor no I didn't go there that night to fall in love what is she doing there I had to ask the guy next to me to pinch me to make don't do the nipple oh he's like absolutely not oh no she's trying to mimic everything he's doing doesn't realize he's been stabbed ooh they're going to connect and then they're going to dance together so perfect aren't they I actually really need to watch Saturday Night Fever I've never seen it here we go oh no where'd you get stuck somewhere oh wow what a throw she also has that bright eyye kind of look I love that oh by the ankles oh power the pose I was going to start juggling wow that looked cool he's very talented oh those girls are still brawling they closed out the bar but enough about me I hope this hasn't been boring for you probably dead she hung herself no it so boring she hung herself and I will have the fish when can I see the cockpit dad you don't get everything you want kid I can do greas and CH put on some but and dragging through the garden oh excuse me I thought you'd might like some coffee oh that's very nice of you thank you you're like 10 years old no coffee for you so propa clean no thank you I take it black like my [Laughter] [Music] man I now know to like expect the unexpected but I honestly I I I I couldn't have thought that one up what's her memory of everything a spoiler for a movie I have yet to [Laughter] see no all the seaweed I love you Elaine I love you the fish and what is that thing this is Captain over Mr Murdoch and Mr this kid don't touch anything you ever been in a cockpit before no sir I've never been up in a playing before you ever seen a that's so inappropriate you ever hang around a gymnasium um no Joey can stay here for one he for sure big old get that kid out of the cockpit I know you you're Kareem Abdul Jabar I think you're the greatest but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense I don't give a [ __ ] what your dad says don't really try except the playoffs tell your old man to drag Walton in the near up and down the court for 48 minutes you tell him I actually don't watch any baseball so I don't know anyone in baseball or basketball God for heaven's sakes get your head out of the clouds as I also don't watch baseball like it was in the beginning remember I remember everything what when you guys were disco dancing how I used to sit on your face and r not as long as you insist on living in the past you just got to get over your PTSD poor guy believe everything got the credit cards oh he's painting and on that raid isn't that good news Lieutenant zip died this morning what was that thanks no it's you a still life Lieutenant herwitz thinks he's eel merman you be SW I don't know who that is but that's obviously her War as hell yep neither of you like another cup of coffee I will but Jim won't I think I will have another cup of coffee why can't he have another coffee he never has a second cup of coffee at home what is that train of thought for there's a little girl on board up front who's ill did I borrow your guitar I thought maybe I could cheer her up just has a guitar oh my gosh are they going to break out into a musical she's so good oh this kid's back he escaped oh no there is only one River oh no oh no she cut the IV and no one's paying attention cuz she's so good oh she found it [Music] [Laughter] yeah after the war I just wanted to get as far away from things as possible roll in his eyes your stories are so boring don't tell your story it was really a challenge during the year introducing them to our Western culture but soon we gain their trust oh no no no no no no nice catch buddy she's not selling Tupperware I started them on simple calisthenics and gradually worked them up to rudimentary game skills so good super athletes it was probably due to the advanced American teaching techniques no it wasn't you double it's time for us to go back home to the plans we made before the war the beginning of the end Lane had doubts about our relationship and that as much as anything else led to my drinking problem no well I could go on for hours but I'd probably start to bore you you know she wanted a [Music] career gave himself a samurai death this guy's got to stop telling stories it's so bad I haven't felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film the kids back he just lets himself in and out Joey have you ever been in a in a Turkish prison sir excuse me sir I'm sorry I have to wake you you a doctor that's right why do he have that why is this that the scope just like is it cuz it's noise cancelling almost what what is going on see your tongue do not cut the tongue what she laying eggs who it's like slight of hand almost I'll be back in a minute this woman has to be gotten to a hospital a hospital what is it it's a big building with patients but that's not important right now it's so dumb what everyone's getting sick on this flight is it the coffee Captain how soon can you land I can't tell you can tell me I'm a doctor so we've got to get through to Chicago oh [Laughter] why does he have goggles on all of a sudden oh no he oh he's leveled out the plane thank God what was it we had for dinner tonight well we had a choice steak fish yes yes I remember I had lasag let's just move these guys to the back of the plane don't worry about anything one thing do you know what he had for dinner yes of course we both had Fish Everyone might have food poisoning [Music] or it could be something else now we know what we're up against every passenger in this Plano had fish for dinner will become violently ill in the next half hour oh he had fished you that's why he's starting to sweat who's going to fly This Plane system causing severe muscle spasms followed by the inevitable drooling accompanied by uncontrollable flag used to a quivering wasted piece of jelly the jelly [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] automatic pilot get Ted in [Music] here a control back to you in a minute hold all take offs how about you cing Johnny no thanks Terry check down the field for emergency you guys can join twins he just sent them on different misss it's like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking matter knows that plane inside and out and won't crack Under Pressure how about Mr Rogers get me Rex Kramer no wait 34 oh no he's deflating why is it doing that oh my God the automatic pilot it's deflating manual inflation mod pull it out and blow up I love the commentary about Pilots it's so funny what the hell's going on up there what is he doing oh my gosh is he doing a [Laughter] papshmear oh God he thinks that she's giving [Laughter] him she has G oh she picked up smoking oh they're both smoking cigarette after ridiculous your you're a member of this crew can you face some unpleasant facts no is there anyone on board who can land This Plane his drinking problem is acting up again the life of everyone on board depends upon just one thing finding someone back there who can not only fly this plane but who didn't have fish for dinner lightning there no reason to become alarmed don't mind us dragging the pilots to the back of the plane anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane the [Applause] [Laughter] chaos oh no the nun they're trying to get Rex whatever that guy's name was hello I'm Paul car from the airline I'm here to pick up Captain Kramer sit sit classic people don't have train dogs hey lady can you get your dog off me please get used to it is it going to turn into like a cougar come so excited when new people are here no I'm in dog's like killing this guy oh God sounds like a bear all right let's get out of here this is a good commentary that people are obliv with their dogs when they built those roads they had no thought of drainage they're so desperate because the stories are so boring no no no bad a excuse me sir problem in the cockpit the cockpit Captain needs someone to help him with the radio yeah he's like go then I can live it's going to be too late what what can you fly this plane and land it surely you can't be serious I am serious and don't call me shirely it's an entirely different kind of flying Al together it's an entirely different kind of flying what why was that so robotic there's one thing I do know you're the only one on this plane who can possibly fly it you're the only chance we've got follow up to you Ted you got this buddy you're going to be able to get over your fears and then you and Elaine will be happily ever after very overwhelming it's like never ending no oh this guy's still in the taxi waiting oh no it's so much money that guy apparently doesn't have to go anywhere I want the kids in bed by night I want the dog fed the yard water and the gate locked and get an O to the milk man no more cheese it's this picture of him doing the same thing this guy oh look his glasses oh and the scratches on his face I know this guy you do who is it is he going to hit somebody else oh this is very dizzying pieces on particular Mission I knew I was going to do something like that got this Teddy you can't fly This Plane they asked me up here I don't have time to say this gently so I'll be very direct Mr Striker this is the only hope we've got oh no oh my gosh Mayday why that's the Russian New Year no that was like audio gain I've got to get out of here down get a hold of yourself please let me handle this I'll take care of this calm down calm down get a that's no way to treat a lady here out of here got to get out of here no excuse me sir would you oh my gosh about Jehovah's Witness he's taking down all the religions nuclear power your job is done here sir the terminal So Random all right Steve let's face a few facts as you know I flew with this man Striker during let me tell you something Steve time what you'll have to talk him right down to the ground that a watermelon it's like I took the wrong week to quit drinking it's never a good week for anything rer this is Captain Rex Kramer yes Captain Kramer read you loud and clear let's not kid each other Kramer you know I've never flown a bucket like this I'm going to need all the luck there is I definitely need to see more movies especially if they're spoofing this part you ever flown a motor engine plane before no never [ __ ] there's no way you can land This Plane hold to yourself you got to talk about now you got it they can hear everything but they don't realize that flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle later we'll run down the landing procedure it's like where's the ash tree people it was right there all right I'm going to unlock the automatic pilot so he can take over and go manual mode just remember the controls feel very heavy compared to a fighter where is he going perfectly normal more some he's groping her what's going on we have a right to know the truth you want the truth I'll tell you the truth important thing now is that you remain calm there's no reason to panic what his nose oh crew members is ill slightly ill he's Pinocchio just fine they're at the controls flying the plane fun fact I've never seen Pinocchio and keep an eye on that number three engine gauge over there it's running a little hot you do what I tell you when I tell you to do it just to come out of this thing alive in one piece rain and a little ice he has a little pacada umbrella on him it's a damn good thing he doesn't know how much I hate his guts it's a damn good thing you don't know how much he hates your guts well now he knows that means he's going to prove it and land this thingo butter L into the bones I'm sorry I don't understand I speak Gi Oh good just hang lose blood she going to catch up on a rebound on a meds Johnny what can you make out of this well I can make a c or a br we don't know how serious it is yet why is there a a horse I've got to go to the airport can let yourself out the back door what I've got to concentrate concate echo echo echo I'll turn on some air the window check the radar range anything yet it's about 2 more minutes Chief the turkey it could be miles off course it's impossible they're on [Music] instruments looks like I picked the wrong week to quit I'm phetamine that melting ice cream cone curtains in the window and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol okay boys let's get some pictures I want the mother of thefuck [Laughter] taking all the pictures off the wall Chicago prepares for Crash Landing boy trapped in refrigerator eats own foot oh the news is going around the globe the news is reaching far I say let him crash oh God do you like a little whiskey man certainly not why are you so hardcore I should just want to do your own surely there must be something you can do I doing everything I can and stop calling me surely make you even more sick let having to listen to her I've never been so scared look at his face six and I'm not married we're going to make it how you bearing up be honest I've never been so scared at least I have a husband you will have to Des you will have to decide like to see everything crashing when Kramer hears about this the shit's going to hit the fan I always say that saying but I've never seen it actually played out like that I was crazy to think I could land you going to leave it up to her let's go the steering wheel I don't have what it takes don't give up on yourself Ted it's all up to you Elaine fog is getting thicker and Leon's getting lar this guy's So Random I know what you're going to say so save your breath I want to tell you something I was in the war myself medical core Pilot's name was George ZIP his buddy last thing he said to me Doc he said this is going to be what he needs tell them to get out there and give it all they yes give it all you got Ted no I'll be then do that won't smell too good that's for sure I've got a plane to land yes I was hoping he was going to say that I'm back baby I'm ordering you to stay up there no di Chicago I'm giving the orders and we're coming in I guess the foot's on the other hand Now isn't it Kramer I'm going get my revenge on you he's like what did I just say stand by Striker we're going to the tower good luck the tower Rapunzel Rapunzel what are they playing what are they playing on the plane no it's got a refr this Captain coloso Captain Hinshaw this Captain gats what get that finger out of your ear you don't know where that finger's pin ew where did you get that dress it's awful and those shoes and that coat jeez like you can get poured onto that field you're done right now to help with the crash line Landing minion equipment number three is a UR Budweiser ice cream Chuck asmen trck what's happening why does that one have a beard on it is that supposed to be like a sport team in a moment we'll ask you to assume crash positions pull the cord on the right side flat isn't that cute they're so low they took out the radio station we have people up here who will die in less than an hour let alone too thanks Randy you better leave sweetheart you might get hurt up here but it's fine for Elaine oh oh no I'm very proud tell them the gear is down and we're ready to land maybe we ought to turn on the search lights now oh that's just what they'll be expecting us to do you little [ __ ] I just want to tell you both good luck we're all counting on you no pressure I love that the wife is just here oh she is's really groping him is quiet H there too quiet it's like I picked the wrong week quit sniffing blue oh God the stress is really getting to him here they come out of the fog no no he's down he's down is he upside down he really on a glue trip isn't he put down more [Music] flat what they just got rid of them just kidding oh God he's evil evil evil evil coming in to fast watch your speed he comor right he's tripping balls watch for that cross level it out pay for the numbers it's like not even attached keep your eyes on the far end of the runway oh no I just want to tell you both good luck we're all counting on you the timing of it all oh no he's really dripping sweat oh well that helped go hry it's a twister it's a Twist he's like doing all the lines from musicals and old classics whoa he broke the the wheels but that really helped them he did it that's pretty smooth I just want to tell you both good luck we're all counting on you he already said that said that was probably the lousiest landing in the history of this airport there's some of us here particularly me i' like to buy you a drink and shake your hand and Ted I just want you to know the oh no he didn't get to hear the rest of it was never happy as a child oh he's going deep oh this girl the music wah w w woo W the classic spinner around them while they kiss shot nothing screaming automatic pilot what are you trying to do where are you off to what how did he take [Music] [Laughter] off winky wink him in a or is that his wife the end that was it nothing like a near-death experience to bring you back together it is Kareem Abdul Jabar actually him that was really really funny I don't really know a lot of these famous people Leslie neelen this is like very much before my time I love that part just kidding Otto as himself no I wasn't trying to watch the next movie I was trying to watch to credit so I didn't miss anything but I guess I'm going to miss it all I definitely think if you grew up in the' 70s and stuff like that watching this movie would have been absolutely hilarious because it would have been more current and for the time I know like the name Kareem Abdul Jabar but I I don't even know him or like what he looked like so some of the jokes I don't really know cuz I don't really know a lot about politics or even American politics so I'm like some things probably like flew over my head but I think that this was probably pushing the boundaries of Comedy back in 1980 I think that's what good comedy does is it really pushes the barriers and gets people thinking and gets people laughing and so yeah Leslie neelen he's just so good at being so serious I don't know how he like never breaks or cracks cuz he's just like so committed yeah absolutely crazy ridiculous movie if you guys love movies don't forget to hit that like the Subscribe button if you're feeling it and the notification Bell so you never miss a video upload and I'll see you guys in next reaction video ciao [Music]

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Length: 33min 46sec (2026 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 16 2024