Ahsoka Pitch Meeting

[Music] so you have a new idea for me yes sir I do I was thinking it'd be really cool if we did Ahsoka well listen I'm open to anything but I do usually bathe alone no like we'd make a Star Wars show about the character Ahsoka Tano oh okay yeah well we are due to plop some new content on Disney plus oh yeah due for a big plopping and what's going on with Ahsoka what's her deal well she stands around with her arms crossed and a little smirk on her face okay okay what else not much oh okay yeah very stoic and smirky and never anything else so anyway she wants to find this map that could lead to this bad guy thrawn oh bad guys love having secret maps that lead to them they sure do sir but when she gets this map these bad droids pop out that were also sent to get the map and after losing a fight they self-destruct with a massive explosion wouldn't that risk destroying the map they were sent to get technically yeah I guess so weird programming well okay then so anyway now Ahsoka can't figure out this map because it's a ball so she brings it to her old Apprentice Sabine cuz she does art or something that makes sense sure and Sabine sneaks off with this thing and figures out you can open it by turning it a certain way nobody had tried that apparently not but then she gets stabbed by this evil Apprentice lady Shin oh so saine dies no no no no she was just impaled with a lightsaber why would that is that not bad not anymore no that's meaningless she's up and at him in the next episode well okay then so who was this uh tibia person that attacked her Shin what did I say well Shin is The Apprentice of this guy Balin who has Jedi powers and the best beard in the galaxy and they rescue this lady Morgan eleth cuz they all want to go rescue thraw who's stuck in another galaxy not good so now that Sabine has recovered from being tickled by a lightsaber her and Ahsoka need to stop all that bad stuff from happening so what do they do well they freaking chase the bad guys down to this big old space hyper ring thing but then their ship gets disabled so they got to fight uhoh yeah so Ahsoka gets out of her ship and fights these bad guys with her lightsabers what do you mean well they fire at her so she deflects those shots and then she kills one of them when they swoop in next to her why one of the bad guys just stay slightly far away from their disabled ship and fire at them instead of swooping in at lightsaber lady unclear but so then on a nearby Planet Ahsoka is going to manage to kill a fart oh stoping a fart is tight but then she's going to lose a fight against that Balin guy who sends her into the ocean for a swim for a death oh no yeah so then she's going to spend a whole episode in the world Between Worlds hanging out with Anakin's ghost so what kind of change does she go through well she learns that it's better to live than to die did she not know that apparently not and now she's going to dress in light clothes instead of dark ones oh okay yeah we might as well spend an episode on a wardrobe change but meanwhile Sabine made a deal with the bad guys to give them the map what why we'll see her good friend Ezra Bridger might still be alive in the same galaxy as Thon so in exchange for the map they're going to bring her there too so this throng guy can't be that big of a deal if she's doing something like that he'll bring war and genocide to their Galaxy oh my God yeah so they head over to this other Galaxy with that hyperspace ring and now Ahsoka has to figure out how how to get there too well it sounds like that's going to be impossible the bad guys had to use a giant hyperspace ring actually it's going to be super easy barely an inconvenience oh really yeah cuz see giant space whales can hyperspace travel too so Ahsoka gets in one of those she gets inside a whale she gets inside a whale how does she know that this space whale is going to the exact same spot that the bad guys did well she doesn't but it totally does oh well great so then we meet thraw who as it turns out as a smirky blue guy with a bunch of Stormtroopers very scary and he allows Sabine to go find Ezra which she does almost immediately so he was pretty close by yet kind of shocking that the bad guys never found him to be honest he was like he was right there wow so they must have a huge emotional reunion oh boy not particularly no and then they just kind of slowly make their way back how does he react to her selling out the Galaxy to find him I know she doesn't tell him anything so then they just kind of hang out and slowly make their way back well I mean I guess if there's no rush actually thron told her if she wasn't back by the time his ship was loaded up with cargo they'd leave her here in the Galaxy stranded but anyway turns out Thon was sneaky what do you mean well technically they said they'd let her find Ezra but they didn't say anything about not killing her after that oh that is sneaky yeah and he tells the other bad guys look you cannot underestimate the Jedi okay you simply can't so what does he do he sends two Tie fighters after them he says he doesn't want to waste resources so later they're surrounded by Stormtroopers and Ahsoka is above timing her Landing onto the planet oh so she swoops in well no she decides to land next to Balin oh yeah so she fights him a little bit but then she's like I don't have time for this and she runs off to her friends but she chose to land there she did and now that she arrives next to her friends all the Stormtroopers forget that they're holding guns well great So eventually the good guys make it to thron's tower that he's about to fly away from and they have to fight a bunch more Stormtroopers yeah going up against a bunch more Stormtroopers that's well I wouldn't say dangerous but kind of kind of a roadblock yeah barely so they kill all of them pretty quick right yeah but then get this since Thon is working with some witches all these Stormtroopers come back as like zombies oh wait so like slower stor Storm Troopers that are worse at fighting that doesn't seem like much of a threat it's not really no so they get away quite quickly again that makes sense yeah so now thron sends that Morgan lady to go fight them and slow them down wow so what does she do she immediately lets Ezra and Sabine walk right past her okay and then she fights aoka and dies pretty quickly as well all right and then Sabine and Ezra are going to be fighting some bad guys and sabine's finally going to be able to use the force she's been trying to do that this whole series oh well good for her yeah so then she uses the force to send Ezra flying on to thon's ship that's taking off she's just immediately that good at using the force yes well okay then so now Sabine and Ahsoka are stuck in this galaxy but Ezra gets back home how does he manage that well he dresses up as a stormtrooper and steals his ship and when he gets onto a good guy ship he takes his helmet off to reveal its him but they could have killed him why didn't he already have that off dramatic effect and nothing else so what do you think so this entire series was just kind of Ahsoka and Sabine switching places with Ezra and Thon yeah and Sabine trading the well-being of an entire galaxy for one guy and then nobody calling her out on that I feel like it's maybe Miss missing a little something kind of feels like just content for the sake of content yeah I mean that's one way to look at it we can certainly dive into that if you like or we slap a Nostalgia Cameo into this and call it a day yeah that works let's do [Music] that hi everybody Ryan George here thank you so much for watching that pitch meeting I hope you enjoyed it as always if you want to leave your name and social security number down below you may have your identity stolen so don't do that

Channel: Pitch Meeting

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Keywords: Ahsoka, anakin skywalker, c-3po, darth vader, dave filoni, disney, disney plus, ezra bridger, hayden christensen, lightsaber, lucasfilm, pitch meeting, rosario dawson, ryan george, sabrine wren, star wars, stormtroopers, super easy barely an inconvenience, tano, the force, theryangeorge, thrawn

Id: c-g56xMEQj0

Length: 6min 34sec (394 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 19 2023