♫ Na na na na na na na na ♫ Buttman ♫ Na na na na na na na na ♫ Buttman ♫ Na na na na na na na na ♫ Buttman ♫ Na na na na na na na na ♫ Buttman ♫ Na na na na na na na na ♫ Buttman ♫ Kickin' all the butts ♫ Buttman ♫ Hurt you in the guts ♫ Buttman ♫ Grab you in the nuts ♫ Buttman ♫ Do the Buttman strut ♫ Buttman ♫ Kkk yeah yeaaa ♫ (Passes gas) ♫ (Laughing) - Hey yo it's A to the fat Q with another game video. And I'm here with Buttman
and the new sidekicks. Excuse me sir. Sir, you're not one of the sidekicks. - Oi! Ugh. - You're walking in my shot. That's better. I'm trying to introduce my sidekicks. Alright guys. You selected 'em. And I couldn't just pick one. So now here we go. My new sidekicks: Bazooka Monkey and Fart Boy (Laughing) Yeah you guys chose 'em. Thanks so much to Gamecam88 and Blllaaeksnkskheahksuuuhh I don't know how you say that but (laughing) you did a great job. Okay Bazooka Monkey and Fart Boy. On your first day on the job, we're gonna go out and
I'm gonna show you how to fight crime the right way. Okay, now, when you're fighting crime, The first thing you gotta remember is you always gotta keep your eye out for Da daa ugh. Excuse me. I'm walkin' here. (horn honking) - No way... - I'm walking and talkin'. I'm tryin' to flaa ... Hey! No! I'm having a sidekick lesson. No. No. Fart Boy. Fart Boy. No. No. Oh, He's Okay. Oh I thought you were dead right away. Here's your first lesson: Jay-walking. If you wanna do it, go ahead, and if anyone tries to hit
you while you're doing it, go ahead and explody 'em. (cackling) Alright, how do you
like the new buttmobile? (cackling) Look at that custom
license plate there, turd! What do you guys think? What do you guys think? It looks pretty awesome right? Guys you're not excited enough. Look at that custom turd on top with the toilet seat. Man, you could shoot and
poo at the same time. (cackling) Alright guys, let's hop in
and go fight some crime! Yes, yes, we're gonna go fight some crime. No I will not stop at Orange Julius first. Gosh. Alright, come on Bazooka Monkey. There we go. Let's test out the Buttmobile. Now it's got all kinds
of custom options on it. It's got free repeating firework blasters. Uhm triple titanium
bullet proof exteriors. Uh, Excuse me. And the turd on top can
shoot either bullets or cottage cheese. You know, in case you get in
a cottage cheese emergency! Happens all the time! Oh yeah, and colorful tire smoke! That's a really important option when it comes to the buttmobile. (cackling) Alright, let's get to driving! Uh oh, uh oh, we got a 40 butt niner. There's a guy running with scissors! Excuse me! You can't run with scissors! Stop or I'll shoot you! Ah, I told him! I shot him with some fireworks. Safety is very important. Safety first, guys! What, wow wow, excuse me, excuse me. What are pedestrians
doing on the sidewalk? Geez. (cackling) I'm helping the city. We're doing a great job
fighting crime, guys. - Turd. - Exactly! - Turd. (cackling) - Turd! Uh oh, call it in Bazooka Monkey! We got a 22, 40 niner! Yup, that's right, that garbage
truck has a taillight out! We gotta stop him! Here we go, just get in front of him, block the road so he can't get by. Alright, sir, excuse me! Pull over! Hey! No! Aaah! I just got the buttmobile waxed! - Oh crap! Exactly, oh crap! Ah, look at the pretty
colors of the smoke! (cackling) Oh, yeah, back to the task at hand. Oh, here he comes! Okay, sir, I'm afraid I'm going to have to give you a ticket for-- excuse me! You can't throw me out of the car-- oh, you kicked me, huh? That's it! You're under arrest! No, Bazooka Monkey, no, don't go directly for the bazooka! Geez! You may be overreacting to the situation. Ah! Bazooka Monkey! What did I just tell you? Ah, Bazooka Monkey, no! (cackling) Are you okay? Are you okay? Well, that's what you
get for going overboard. Geez! I'm glad you're okay, though. Being a sidekick is dangerous. Okay, let's go give that guy a ticket. Excuse me, woah, no! (cackling) Fart Boy! No, don't run over Fart Boy! Oh, he's stuck under there. Alright, sir, you've violated
code 400 pooper scooper, running over Fart Boy with an SUV! As such, I must commandeer your vehicle! Gimme gimme! (cackling) Alright, let's go, Bazooka
Monkey and Fart Boy! Okay, let's move on to the next lesson: Exiting a vehicle. You never know when you
might need to exit a vehicle, like maybe you're just driving-- No, no, get out, get out, get out! (cackling) Good job exiting the vehicle, guys! That's how you do it! Okay, next lesson: It's
always important to help out your fellow emergency response teams. For example, here's the fire department! See, now we just want to
help 'em put out the-- I'm gonna help stomp out this fire. You guys should come help. No, no! What are you doing, Bazooka Monkey? Gah! Despite what you may think,
bazookas do not put out fires! It creates fires. They'll be fine. Hey! (cackles) Well, while the firemen wait
for the ambulance to come, I think we should probably at least-- womp womp! (cackling) I put my foot on the wrong pedal. Sorry about that, Bazooka Monkey! Okay, guys, we have to
help put out all the fires. Hey, Fart Boy, get in here. (cackles) He's stinky! Alright guys, hop on. Since Bazooka Monkey decided
to blow up all the firemen, that means that we have to do it. Uh oh, there're a fire
at Old Man Butterbun's. I just got the call. We better get going, guys. Well, see, there's the ambulance. Those other guys will be fine. They'll be in tiptop shape. Okay, we better get going, fast! We don't want Old Man
Butterbun's house to burn down, so we better get going, and speedy. Excuse me! I got a fire to get to. Ow ow, what are you doing? That's right, buddy, you're all washed up. (cackling) Excuse me, we have to get to a fire, geez! Ah! Get out of the way! We can do it. Get the turbo thrusters! (cackling) Aw man, Old Man Butterbun's
house is gonna burn down. No! Fart Boy, I'll save you! Fart Boy! Bazooka Monkey, are you okay? C'mon Bazooka Monkey, we
gotta see if Fart Boy is okay. (gargling) Okay, I'm okay. (gargling) (cackling) Ah, I'm okay. Sorry, it's official Buttman business, I gotta commandeer a vehicle. Okay, get in guys. Don't fart over shotgun! Okay, what were we doing again? Oh yeah, we gotta get
to Old Man Butterbun's! His house, it's on fire, let's go! We gotta get there quick! (cackling) Na na na na na na na na na na Buttman! (cackling) Ow! Just straighten out the vehicle, that's all you've gotta do. (cackling) I was almost riding on the hood. - Turd. - Uh oh. - Turd. - Uh oh. Where are my sidekicks? Sidekicks! Where-- oh, there you are. Oh, that's right, I forgot to give you the ketchup packet test. I'm gonna have to shoot your
buns, just to make sure. (laughs) Good job! How about you, Fart Boy! Yeah, good job! You didn't store your ketchup packets in a place where they're easily shot! And then they get all messy! Good job! Excuse me, you're driving a little close. No! Ah, you hit Fart Boy! As punishment, I'm shooting
out all your tires. That's right. No, Bazooka Monkey, no! Bazooka Monkey! Why do you always escalate it? The punishment does not fit the crime! I'm sorry, but not every
situation calls for a bazooka, Bazooka Monkey! Was that the sound of another bazooka? Gosh darn it, Bazooka Monkey! What did I just tell you? Gosh darn it, now where's Fart Boy? Where'd he go? There he is! Ah, you were pooping in
the bushes, weren't you? I asked in you had to go to the bathroom before we started this. I think it might be an illegal-- Hey! What the-- Fart Boy, not you too! What did I tell you guys? These guys need help. It's a bad traffic jam. No, not by exploding the cars! (cackling) Well, you know, I like
your forward thinking. I know you're just trying to help, you're trying to clear the traffic, but exploding innocent people probably not the best way to do it. I, for on, am going to
get in this fire truck and try to put out some of these fires that you guys started. What are you doing? Get in this vehicle. Aw, shoot, okay. Whoops, I accidentally
shot the fireworks button rather than the water button. The exploded tanker, that one's on me. That one's on me. All the rest of this is on you guys. (cackling) See, I'm cleaning up all your messes! (cackling) Okay, let's try this again, guys. Okay, so, from up here, you
can see the entire city! Look at it, it's so beautiful! You just have to remember
that everything in this city is beautiful and requires our protection. Is that a blimp? I hate blimps! (cackling) We don't allow evil blimps in our city! Kill it! Kill it! (gurgling) Help me! Chop chop, Bazooka Monkey,
we need to go faster! The blimp's gonna get away! It's time for your next lesson, guys. Me and blimp, we have a
long, checkered history. From this day forward, you will
consider all blimps enemies! Hit the fireworks, Bazooka Monkey. C'mon, yeah, yeah, how do
you like that, Blimpie? (cackling) You're going down! That's right! C'mon! Aw man, the fireworks don't
seem to be having an effect! We're gonna have to try a
different method, you guys. Okay, we're gonna be like air pirates. I'm gonna land this thing
on top of the blimp, and then we're gonna
get out, and we're gonna commandeer the vehicle. Bazooka Monkey, whatever you
do, don't use your bazooka! Oh no, I dented the blimp! I dented the blimp! Oh no, I'm gonna fall. (cackling) Ah, I didn't do it, I didn't do it. It was dented when I found it. Fart Boy, how am I doing on
that side, will I clear it? Gah! Where were you on that one, Fart Boy? I asked you if I could clear it! Okay, just a little
bit, just a little bit. Okay, we're on! We're on it, yeah! I landed a helicopter on a blimp! Alright, come on, guys, this way. No! No, Bazooka Monkey! No! Fart Boy! Agh! Bazooka Monkey! Fart Boy! I will help you! Uh oh, that's not gonna be good. (cackling) Fart Boy! Bazooka Monkey! Where are you? Well, maybe they landed over here-- Gah! (cackling) Hey, what are you doin'? - Turd (cackling) - Exactly! Excuse me, sir, could you
help me find my sidekicks? Hey, gah, my ketchup packets! Could you get off my spleen, please? (cackling) I must find my sidekicks! Where are they? (spitting) Ooh, butt burns! (cackling) Buttman, you have skid marks. (cackling) Oh man, I'm never gonna find-- wait, oh, there they are! Oh, man, I thought you
guys were gone forever! You can stop waving, I'm right here. Yeah, Fart Boy, I'm here, you don't have to keep waving at me. Stop waving at me! We have to go fight some crime! Did Bazooka Monkey swallow a fly? What's he doing? (cackling) Alright, well, you guys, we're gonna have to go
fight some more crime. I'm gonna rally the troops here. As always, thanks for watching! We got a lot more stuff to do. C'mon, guys. I think Bazooka Monkey needs to go to the Emergency Room. (cackling) Later, hot potaters! You guys aren't following me, are you? No! (cackling) ♫ Nanananananananana Buttman! ♫ Nanananananananana Buttman! ♫ Nanananananananana Buttman! ♫ Nanananananananana Buttman! ♫ Nanananananananana Buttman! ♫ Kicking all the butts!
