Addressing the Don't Pee January Allegations - The Gus & Eddy Podcast

[Music] gus wake up buddy it's time for the podcast guys come on come on i know you want to roll get up oh let's give me five more minutes come on man get it get out we gotta record we're recording right now this is for part of the episode what a twist the part where i wake you up before every podcast is actually part of the episode this time you said you weren't going to tell people that i would sleep up until we recorded every time eddie well i i at least won't tell them about how you put the whole microphone in your mouth and suck it while you're sleeping like a pacifier and that's horrifying to hear on discord you said that crispr killed the sound dude i actually gotta i think turn you up on discord but for people who are watching the video version of the podcast um there's a couple of things that are different not permanently different for one of them i'm in my stream room right now because the laptop i used to record just uh [ __ ] itself right before we were gonna record and it's just like completely shutting off whenever i open discord so now i'm in my stream room and gus where are you i am in my house there aren't acoustic panels so it's gonna be echoey in here a little bit i'm in the new place guys thank you everybody again uh last week dude i and i won't dive right into this but [ __ ] the internet oh my god we tried for three straight [ __ ] weeks to get internet holy [ __ ] as of recording this people it is saturday morning and i just got internet installed like 8 p.m last night wait when did you start was it seven days ago dude no we started getting the internet over two weeks ago because it was before we moved like sabrina tried getting you know she called ahead and was like can we do this hey can we move the router over and stuff and we kept they were like i'm not even gonna go and tell the whole story to you beautiful listeners out there but i can't stress enough and eddie knows this too it was like a dozen major signposts of like people saying like yep you will definitely have it on this day and it just didn't happen like appointments would go missing and people had no record of it people didn't show up a cable underground was broken and [ __ ] it was such a [ __ ] colossal cluster [ __ ] eddie i haven't watched this much network television in the last probably five [ __ ] years and let me here let me make a guess it's bad it is so bad i know oh my god i think drew did a video about like the how bad television is i think a number of months ago was that true um how bad like network shows are yeah like how compromise of experience television is i think i mean i've never i've i don't think i've ever missed a drew video so i'm gonna pull up the channel right now because i know he's i'm scared oh frick um hold on hold on we're speaking of our friend drew goodin so just for every television is it confusing expensive right right of course yeah yeah yeah okay i had the word network in my head so it's like i don't think network but i kept trying to picture his late night video i'll say um not intended uh drew and i have like one of the i think best pairings of two videos of like uh accidental uploads where i made a video on late night and then was like i'm at the very end here are my thoughts on lilly singh but i'm not really going to get into it and then drew uploaded a lily singh right after we were both working on them at the same time and the algorithm was like watch both of these everybody and they both did really well he's much better than mine okay gus way better stop stop colossally better that's okay first you wake me up now you yell at me oh one thing i'm drinking coffee out of uh do you remember these these awesome [ __ ] mugs we got sent from one of the boys before uh it's the one that says our names on them mm-hmm beautiful dude we should get i mean i should get you yours i'm still using yours over here if you want it it's the keyboard one you can use it please don't put your lips or teeth on it though okay so what i do essentially um you can't see it i'll do it on on me is i'll put my hand near your crotch on it and as i drink i'll just kind of rub i don't i don't think that that is necessary or of or something we should be doing yeah but do you hear me do you hear me going ah that means the drink's really good when did that start i feel like i only do that because i was told to do that by observing other people my i don't feel like i ever did when you were a kid did you have the natural inclination to go where did that come from that i did i don't know i think we were testing this before we were trying to take like actual like drinks and then just see if you just nonchalantly naturally go into the uh even a little bit i don't know what reaction elicits that did we talk about that before am i that predictable gus am i just am i just looking back you're not looping back you are loopy but i don't even know okay here's one thing i'll say from uh my tweet yesterday i know you saw it and i'm gonna put this out there it's an opinion i want to put out there please do i'm not a scientist but i think and hear me out gus if you put a fish any fish in a bowl of hawaiian punch it'll do just fine i saw that and that first hilarious tweet um but i'm thinking probably right listen i i don't know any of the science of it but i'm sure whatever uh hawaiian punch doesn't have in what like that water has it makes up for in a punch you know and i'm sure that that does something to like activate the gills or some [ __ ] you know but i'm sure it's fine yeah like this vitamin c flows through the gills because that's a great source of vitamin c and part of a balanced breakfast anyway so here's what just filters the toxins out i think we talked about this before the the calorie count on hawaiian punch is shocking it's insane it's it's insulting kind of it's shockingly low i'm saying right that's what we're we're on the same page or oh we're on the same page dude yeah okay it's like it's like what the [ __ ] what are you doing hawaiian punch god damn i was supposed to eat other [ __ ] in a day okay i can't just be drinking hawaiian punch all [ __ ] day wait i'm confused now wait so we're both saying it's low calorie right oh i thought it was off the [ __ ] charts i think the sugar's really high but here one sec calories can of hawaiian punch we've definitely talked about this one are you going to lowball me on the calories i thought it was through the [ __ ] roof dude wait is it wait no that's 21 ounces that's not that's too much what's a can i wish i would have saved a can of the tahitian treat to double check 80 calories per can dude what that's not that's like less than soda i feel like that's way less than soda wait i have to make sure that this source is right or you know what i could do i could just not not keep looking wait no it's a hundred flat but still for hawaiian punch i would have expected that to be off the [ __ ] charts oh god yeah i mean it's just like it's the sugariest [ __ ] you've ever drank here's the thing i am in a good mood today and that's pretty rare you know so um don't test me and let's keep it positive i just want to say that right off the bat don't get on my bad side you're like the sassy girl from work who wears her hair up in a ponytail it doesn't take no sass that's me and also uh i realized that we because you didn't have internet last week i don't want to talk about it at all but it's i feel like there's an elephant in the room of like we're living uh through like a triple watergate and we're just like talking about hawaiian punch you know like this is things hey things are getting pretty crazy out there hunger i'd say in a word goofy yeah i would say things are pretty goofy i think things got goofy in dc last week dude you know what honestly too like and this is a completely political thing couldn't have thought of a more cosmically terrible time to be completely devoid of internet for like two weeks oh it was like the day after we moved in the [ __ ] capital [ __ ] went down and like and we were moving and i was trying to do podcast twitch stream all this other [ __ ] and it was just like every night you know you those are the kind of things especially the day that it happened and like the day after and then for like the impeachment proceedings and stuff like that is the kind of thing where it's like if you can afford to do so time-wise drop everything watch the news all [ __ ] day and i've just we've just got little cell phones with shitty cap data t-mobile hotspot [ __ ] so we're like sabrina and i spent so many nights like crowded around her tiny little 10-inch macbook screen uh trying to do a shitty hot spot trading off between the two of us watching hassan and like 144p at the distance so we can we couldn't see any text just see the shape of [ __ ] oh [ __ ] that noise dude do you know what's gonna be so annoying did you think about how when we are um like parents our kids are definitely gonna ask us about last week for like uh like go home and talk to your parents about what it was like and it's like please don't i don't want to do it i don't want to talk about it i don't want to well like we're talking about it here but we're not talking about it here you know it's like i just don't oh yeah it is such a meme too this is absolutely not an original thought but like truthfully it's astonishing at how much just absolute history we've lived through in the last year like i don't [ __ ] like it but it really is like i can there's probably like 10 different weeks that are going to be like textbook chapters in and of themselves just from the last [ __ ] year for the next 40 years i think what's hilarious to me and we can thank um i feel like especially our audience for this is like i feel like my kids are gonna go on a google thing of like what was it like during the pandemic and they're gonna find like twitch clips of me doing like teeth time and like downing white claws and it's just like what is it it's so weird that the pandemic also includes um like the biggest moments in like gaming online gaming history kind of you know it's such a weird like among us popping off during a pandemic is just it all makes sense but it's just weird dude it is so [ __ ] weird honestly and you know what you said it before too and we're not diving too deep into the [ __ ] but like it has felt so strange trying to do anything other than pay attention to like this terrible [ __ ] catastrophic mess of a situation you know where it's like i'll be like oh i want to go shoot a little sketch and then like hey yeah the world's on fire and i'm getting like maggie haberman tweet notifications new york times every five minutes of like this happened this happened that guy died oh my god oh [ __ ] hell that's what and i know i'm sure people listening are [ __ ] tired of hearing me talk about like certain upload stuff with but that's what happens with my commentary videos mainly because i mean really i was thinking about this yesterday it's like i still consider my like 100 main job still uploading uh youtube videos you know but like we do really and they're all like very cushy like kind of easy ones but we do have like multiple jobs that like some creators only do one of the things that we do right and it's like when it comes to something now and i'm sure uh a bunch of our audience can agree because i'm sure a bunch of you guys do stuff creatively it's like what the [ __ ] kind of commentary topic am i supposed to pick this week you know what i mean like what am i supposed to be like prank youtubers are back at it again and like the capital got stormed like yeah is that a prank video because and if it's not you know which i don't even make videos on anymore but it's like i don't know that's it's why i end up like streaming more and doing the podcast um and also a fun announcement uh tony and i wrote and are recording the first video of that uh that video essay channel we wanted to do together so that's actually moving now i saw a bunch of people kept tweeting uh me at it not a bunch a couple let's say a couple i'm not everybody did let's face it everybody it was like um uh so yeah anyways we're working on that which uh we really want to get moving and i'm saying it now so you guys can pressure me into it and if you don't see an upload in the next like three weeks then we fail nice i'm excited to watch that that's gonna be a buff and a half of course folks you'll know that links will be in the description not this one idiot's not done did you open your ears one time we're in the middle of this thing dude sorry about that eddie i also have another question for you i saw people theorizing it on our subreddit yes um do you think that mayor monkey was behind what happened at the capitol last week you know what i saw a lot of you know places reporting new york times cnn there was speculation there's speculation but i feel like there's silence and it makes me a little bit suspicious of like is he paying somebody in the media to like kind of you know place the blame somewhere else for people that don't know uh who haven't seen the podcast episode we're referencing um when we were at disney world uh we were uh theorizing about uh monkey takeover at disney world and then the apes becoming very smart and their leader is mayor monkey and so i feel like gus we can't we can't like write them out we can't rule it out we can't is the biggest thing and i think the big takeaway is it's like you know i i don't want to be that guy but i really feel like it would not be that hard to release a statement uh if you saw the first plan of the apes movie and the weakest of the three of the most recent ones you will know that caesar the monkey was able to conjure a simple no and like this feels like it's a yes or no question i mean just down did you do that did you storm the capital no and this is what we need and listen i'll say it gus i don't care if i get canceled i don't care uh what what happens when i say this this is a message to mayor monkey no more monkey business man no more monkey [ __ ] no more monkey business gusting a podcast says no more monkey no listen i tripped up on my words a second ago and i asked tony to cut it out and maybe he did successfully maybe you noticed it cut a second ago i [ __ ] it up again and this is exactly why mayor monkey needs to give us answers come on man eddie can't talk make the monkeys start talking i say one word it's ridiculous no more monkey business that's my new catchphrase somebody make a political ad of me wait hold on i'm going to pose for it and then put no more monkey business next to me like like the obama hope ad no more i don't think that shepard ferry can fit that many text letters underneath that it's tiny pretty comfortable it's still the vertical like movie poster dimensions but it says no more monkey business like spread out in it yeah that'll work it's written on like melanie did that bit about writing happy birthday on a sign and then no more is huge and then monkey business is like fitted that's all you need that's not spacing i think what have you been playing anything lately i don't want to do a huge gamer talk but what's up god of war i finally started it let's go i did it i don't want to spoil anything for anyone in the audience but how many like hours have you played i would say and you know you know calculate this i i think you can probably uh subtract 30 percent of the story that you assume i'm at just because you know i'm a slow guy that's got to check every corner oh i did the same thing with god of war i i really like did all kind of like side [ __ ] okay yeah i am i would say i'm probably about 12 hours in at least if not 15 or so okay so i would say especially to because i know a lot of people aren't you know that listen to us aren't gamers so i don't want to get into the specifics but i would say if you don't play any games maybe watch a play through a god of war it's an incredible story and that's all i'll say it's pretty it's pretty i will say i mean i love the game the arts i like the character stuff music is [ __ ] wow music is great oh my god honestly the art direction's the biggest takeaway for me like all the different environments are so gorgeous um i also like you said you know the combats great sucking that axe back that's super great oh man dude if you could imagine if you could do that in real life oh also actually i want to show i gotta grab something real quick all right stall for me all right guys so i've been playing a little bit of god of war stuff because i have not had internet and that was one of the only ones that i had locally downloaded on my ps4 what else we've been doing is watching network tv and it's been a little bit strange and i'm sure eddie and i will talk about this when we get back but there's something kind of nice about having not a lot of stuff to choose from sometimes you throw on the tv and you're like ah look at that kind of show that's okay is on i guess i'll watch that and shut up and be happy and eat a frozen pizza and maybe that's not so bad sometimes you know what i'm saying i'm sure you do back to you eddie okay so i have it but i have to take a picture first to send to you um and then so you can see it at the same time as the audience you know okay okay hold on i'm looking right at the discord all right i gotta get two no i'll just i'll just send you the one with the cover on it okay so um during uh there was like i would say maybe a month and a half ago maybe two months ago chrissy and i got super into god of war i had already played it chrissy hadn't and i i loaded up my old save and started playing more of it and she played through it i think like twice and we were both just kind of obsessed with it for a month i told you i bought a norse mythology book um i'm just going to send you this to you personally and not in our discord so people don't see how messy the room is there's a knocked over tequila bottle from one of the streams from that your new year's together dude all right so chrissy for christmas got me this whoa huck it dude dude and then on the when i take the cover off i i'll send you a picture right now gus and for oh for audio listeners sorry it's a it's an axe like a like a nordic axe and then in i don't know how accurate it is but in like runes it has my the four letters on it it's my name dude whoa how the hell did she even get that she had it custom made like on etsy or something and it's like it's a legit axe it's a real axe and i could [ __ ] yeah you know yeah i'll i'll drive outside throw it down to me i'll throw it back i promise that's what i'm saying is watch out dude that is really badass that looks [ __ ] beautiful dude dude and this is what i was telling this to chrissy imagine like i know you know for for home safety everyone's always got to have like a taser or something right but imagine you're a home in invader intruder is what i meant not invader you're not an alien um and instead of coming at you with like a baseball bat you see me standing there with an axe oh my god dude nordic acts that you could throw you're gonna turn right back around i wouldn't intrude upon one more home for the rest of my career dude because for real it's like i mean i would say axe is one of the most terrifying things to get hit with you know obviously and so um i feel like if i saw that i'd be like all right this guy he's got a [ __ ] axe we can't even go near this dude and then as you know i do my normal home intruder method where i drop the axe i throw a vase on the ground i jump down on an ass first and i go ouch owie my ass and then he leaves because he's too embarrassed yeah that's just a one-two punch dude just oh god i don't always work and this guy okay i'm out of here i'll uh i'll make hopefully i'll remember a post to the subreddit of a picture actually wait i don't have to there's you can look up the video if you're an audio listener never mind dude that's cool as hell honestly that's [ __ ] awesome yeah it was a great [ __ ] gift i was really happy with it and so um i imagine if i could throw it and suck it back into my hand dude like kratos man dude i will say because i want to well i got two quick things first of all i was telling you before the podcast uh you guys maybe saw on twitter i also got a cool christmas gift from my girlfriend and it got [ __ ] stolen sabrina got me some custom handmade acoustic panels with a beautiful scene of rivendell on them that's my desktop background and i was like ravendell is from lord of the rings for people who are unaware yeah it's where those elves live it's where lord elrond is just chilling and stuff it's beautiful god damn i'm so pissed about that so we're trying to figure that out fix it but [ __ ] that [ __ ] my second thing is that my final god of war thought is i love the game i love everything about it the only thing i don't like and this is just personal preference i think is the menu system it's no text is too small convoluted even not even the small text it's just so much [ __ ] information especially when you're starting out i could yeah i would likely agree but the game kind of gets deeper than in game play than just a base story game and then you do need all of those but it is like confusing and [ __ ] confusing is [ __ ] overwhelming especially in the beginning because it's just it's like it's one of those things where i'm like i know that this has got to be a really comprehensive system that covers all the bases but the especially the intro because you know i'm 12 to 15 hours in now like yeah they i have no way of knowing hey what the [ __ ] am i supposed to be doing it's like the first thing i got was i got a bunch of like gear and [ __ ] and i was like oh i can craft some stuff and then i spent all of my money and [ __ ] crafting and i'm like wait a minute did i just [ __ ] craft a bunch of like beginner tier dumb [ __ ] i have no way of knowing because it's like dude there comes a time where it's like you'll play like 10 minutes or so and it'll be like yo you got this thing go on the menu and it's just like dude i can't flip through 10 text slides of like this is your this bar this does this when you do that i'm like i'm not absorbing this i'm trying to get i'm still in the [ __ ] world i don't know what i'm supposed to be saving and [ __ ] so i'm sure i'll figure it out but that kind of stuff is like i've said it before i i don't i sound like an old man on my porch but [ __ ] video game menus and screens and [ __ ] dude like sometimes they're so overwhelming and it's just like just give me some clean [ __ ] with not a lot of info on it you don't always need all that [ __ ] but yep that's just little me yeah well that's hey that's a little old you that's we can't we can't deny that we can't keep you away from it here's one thing that i want to say we talked about before that i'm i'm very excited about well one thing positive thing if you guys have not been paying attention looks like vaccine news is looking up which is good so let's hope but um well one just so people know again i don't think we have to explain it this time because everyone knows how bad la is right now for us doing the podcast in person but like second we're vaccinated first week we're we're doing the podcast in person absolutely um but also i think we've definitely talked about it on the podcast before i'm so excited gus and i are going to start our tradition again of getting some brekkie and scooting around oh god just you saying that dude like oh dude but here's what we were talking about on the phone before is for people listening you know we're in a different era now i can't comfortably touch a bird scooter's handle i always thought it was dirty and i never touched my face or anything or my phone i would always wash my hands but now it's like extra bad so i propose that gus and i get racing gloves and we go get breakfast and then outside of the breakfast place we're putting on our gloves and we're standing on the scooter and we're revving the engine and we'll look so cool gus please be on board with me with this i won't be on board of the sending the same scooter with you because we're too over the weight limit but yes i'm getting this gloves i'm worried we can even get them like copper lined so they disinfect naturally oh dude i here's the thing we got to look up i want to look up racing gloves and buy the most obnoxious ones that i can find i want to get some [ __ ] evil knives gloves with like the like stegosaur things coming off the top of them awesome okay we get breakfast we're both in like alternate flipped color evil knievel suits that are matching and the helmet and the cape oh and we ride around in those after breakfast dude that's good you know all it's gonna take is one guy to be like look at these [ __ ] just reach out and grab our cape as we're going away we or it's not even he doesn't even have to do anything physical to us we're we just think we're so cool and we hear look at these [ __ ] and then we're just helmet down pointed at the ground it's just sad moving put scooters forward and just and not even like like the thing still has charge but we like scoot it with our foot home we're so ashamed dude i mean honestly that's with an evil knievel suit all it takes for so for you to feel completely embarrassed is somebody to go look at this guy yeah he doesn't even need to insult oh i love that like you're so on the brink already of like just please don't say anything look at this guy oh i'm strong you're headed toward the ramp over like the grand canyon and you're just like okay don't like keep the throttle down let's go don't get nervous don't get nervous as you're passing the crowd get along with this guy oh you're just skipping the hulk you skin and it falls and you [ __ ] like just wipe out on the side your body slides off the ramp because if the motorcycle came off but you slid forward your manager runs out you okay are you okay you hurt not onto outside [Laughter] i have broken every bone in my body but i've now broken my heart bro what is this that we do this is part of no i don't know what the [ __ ] is it ah my brain is melted thank you 20 20. this is our job dude we're talking well this is important stuff that we're talking about this is this is important [ __ ] that you guys need to hear this is something that you've signed on for you ever think about really like somebody who listens to every episode of the podcast kind of like how much time we've all spent together i mean we haven't spent it there's we don't know each other so let's keep that barrier there still like we're not best buds i'm not like hey guys we're but for real like that's crazy i think of podcasts that i listened to before and um i like knew the creator's personality doesn't that freak you out sometimes i'm about to go to bed i'm like people like there's a good deal of people that might know all my flaws yeah that's really strange especially too i think when when i've started to go over to like and i'm sure you probably feel the same like when we've guested on other people's whether it's podcasts or just like a show or channel or whatever like it's strange when it's somebody that you have been listening to for just dozens and dozens and dozens of hours and then they'll just like make references or like they'll tell you like a story and like explain something to you and i was like yeah yeah i heard you say that yeah that's also there's a really bizarre thing where uh we both know with your own podcast you can if you say something and you're like i don't really like how that came off or i was just kind of talking and i don't even believe what i just said you can just cut it out you know and that's the panic when you go on somebody's podcast is sometimes you just say [ __ ] on a podcast just because you need [ __ ] to say you know sometimes i'll say i mean even not on a podcast sometimes i'll just say something and be like i don't i don't even believe that why i say that exactly i'm trying to think i don't think i've [ __ ] up on anybody else's podcast yet but it's not that level of scrutiny that you have to like look at yourself for like oh oh like what did i say anything yeah it's not even like a [ __ ] up exactly but it's like even sometimes if i haven't just a like a joke about something not even not even if it goes too far or anything because we don't really do that we're not like edgy dudes it's just i don't know it's like you know sometimes i'll tell tony like i don't like that the way that sounded of what i just said you know and it's just it's frightening to me where it's like you go on phil's podcast and there's like a set you know yeah it's just like oh this is like a legit operation and there's like three same with h3 you know there's like three or four people listening in uh and then the live podcast holy [ __ ] that's still people like you ever gonna do like a a couple of live ones no no no no i we dox ourselves far too often to do a full live podcast oh yeah dude we'd [ __ ] [ __ ] up pretty bad i we'd start in and say guys hey here's my home address one two three four oh oh [ __ ] can we go back and wait we'd be in the microphones hey club staff is it too late to get those dave chefel cell phone bags so people don't start do have to go hey guys thank you so much for watching the podcast uh and thank you scout's honor for sponsoring today's podcast listen guys as pet parents working from home has given us that's me and sabrina more time to spend with our four-legged family members now we're more aware of their daily needs health issues and their well-being so if you've noticed that your pet is itchy or smells less than pleasant you have to check out scout's honor scout's honor is a go-to pet brand for grooming products that will 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preventative grooming solutions for pets thank you so much for sponsoring okay go away go back the episode bye i um you know what i was thinking is i pre pandemic i feel like i finally conquered that stupid anxiety of when you're at a restaurant and you're nervous about [ __ ] up your order to the server and i feel like this year has erased all the progress i had since we moved out here think about think about ordering to a server right now think about how foreign that feels oh my god because gus and i haven't been to a restaurant this entire time so like you know what and and i'm [ __ ] proud of that [ __ ] dude oh i thought you were gonna say you have i was like huh no no no no yeah jesus christ anyway yeah we're i think it's important to keep saying this sometimes even if it is a little [ __ ] of the walk but no i know exactly what you mean like i i don't even know like i in the limited amount of times that i've had to interact with people you know like uh the guys i have a secret project i can't talk about right now but i'm working with a cool new company from some stuff that you'll see soon off of the side but uh i was doing a shoot uh yesterday actually and uh they the company had to drop off a couple of props and tech equipment like outside our place and uh you know they just came up everyone's all massed up and they were just leaving stuff in the driveway you know but even then i was just like this is the first time that i've interacted with like another kind of like like crew out here like a professional person out here since the start of the pandemic you know like i've seen eddie a few times outside with like beer stuff you know and like but but i you just walk up and it's just like hey guys what's what's going on you know like you don't know what the [ __ ] to say it's like i used to swing by like smosh and mythical and [ __ ] and it's just like you know the whole crew's there and you see everybody and it's not with them by the way but like uh yeah i'm just like i don't know how to [ __ ] talk to people let alone in that high pressure situation of having to order a specific thing at a restaurant dude [ __ ] i'm we're [ __ ] it's like you know that moment where you're like don't [ __ ] it up it's just hey bro it's chicken tenders you can't say anything wrong you know and then it's like as they get to you like all right i'm gonna look and uh i think i said the same thing to chrissy and she said like pretending to inspect the menu like you're like you're still searching but you're really just reading it in your head um also uh you know what's one thing i love being and i i know you're the same way too this is a social thing that i do miss i love being the guy that's just stopping by i always love that dude i love when i just gotta like swing if it's like you know post pandemic i gotta swing by your place and grab something swing by we talk a bit i'm out that's i love that going to a party just coming into a conversation saying hi to somebody bouncing going to get some a drink somewhere else i love that i love saying hey and then being like i'm out it's my favorite man i i absolutely love that kind of [ __ ] it's just good it's it's fun you you can be you don't have to be on the whole time depending on the situation though you can pop in and be like what was it all right yeah that's what we do gus and i walk around party's gone we're basically like the honeycomb guy just going around parties it's just [ __ ] drooling at people are there still um like a ton of uh and i'm just not saying this of like times have changed i just we don't see these ads are they still running a ton of serial mascots i don't know i i think that i think they're still doing heavy on the tricks and the lucky charm [ __ ] i think i saw some stuff for that last year but i don't know i bet tony the tiger is still swinging tony the tiger's not going anywhere oh dude no and by far the hottest of all of the serial mascots is tony the tiger who else is it because of his coat or is is it's his physique dude it's his physique and also he's always just trying to help what's he's not stealing anything he he doesn't even does he even give them frosted flakes or is he just like playing baseball near some frosted flakes what is his like motive wouldn't it be funny if he's not even involved with frosted flakes he just keeps being photographed near some frosted flakes he's saying they're great he's talking about like valvoline motor oil or some [ __ ] i still just love that they had to think of a mascot and they're like well he's a tiger tony the tiger it's genius it's genius you know what i love about tony the tiger and i had to look it up to reaffirm is when you think about it like tony the tiger his his back legs are such [ __ ] wimpy little like developed thing to compare to his like turbo arms yep i uh i i always got frustrated even for like the all the mascots that were either trying to get cereal or trying to keep the cereal from the kids i really never wanted the kids to get it i just wanted them to have like a moment of peace in their life you know like a lucky charms guy i was like just let him eat the goddamn lucky charms why i didn't eat so much and then you remember when cookie crisp had the really chill dog that was just in like a hoodie and he'd just be like hey i brought some cookie crisp and then they changed it to oh like wolf like wiley coyote trying to get it and i was like what did they [ __ ] i don't like that did they put down the cookie crisp dog did they what happened can we get some coffee tony tony can you just text on screen did they yes or no did they put down the okay audio listeners won't have any idea but that's okay unless actually tony do it text to speech right here chip the dog is dead so that's tony's research damn thank you tony i i appreciate it that is very heartbreaking and for you the viewer at home for only the cup of the cost of a cup of coffee every single day you could save the cookie crisp dog from being put down i don't think no i don't think uh they'll change their mind i think it's something that they want they they wanted to do so like you can't save them like it's not that there are too many cookie crisp dogs and they had to put them like it's like a problem dog i think i think somebody an executive just had it out for him you know i think he i think he found something he shouldn't have found some secrets about cookie chris some dark secrets you know that is in a word disappointing damn well what do you say we get to some friggin praguntas my man let's do it up by the way uh just i you probably won't be able to hear anything eddie and it will not be very much at all but in case you hear a clunker so i guess our uh couch delivery showed up four hours earlier than planned so they're in there domain room right now and i'm in the dis room so good thing we have some separation anyway guys thank you so much for sending us in your preguntas it's time for that uh that's questions in english case you weren't aware uh follow us on twitter at eddie burback and gus buckets and we will make your life a little bit better anyway here's uh here's a question from at mr smiggles smiggles3773 and they ask can you do the bird call thing with your hands you know that thing i don't think i've ever tried it the like i i can't do it but they're like yeah i have no idea man i could i could do them do i don't know like you always see people like cup it when put their fingers together you know yeah i can't just like try and make sounds man you know what i can do do you ever put the little blade of grass between your little thumb cleavage forgot about that there's a lot of like small you know or old childhood things that i'm like i'm just not [ __ ] around outside anymore when was the last time and be be very honest with me when was the last time you saw roly poly oh man probably in june wisconsin in june are you digging around or they just they just i'm digging around i was digging around what's your definition of a roly-poly because i've heard people attribute that to multiple things like in my mind the roly-poly is like the kind of dirt grub kind of thing yeah it's the one it's the one with like the armor and the little legs and it rolls up when you tap the legs okay yeah and and i've heard people attribute it to uh woolly bear caterpillars you know those ones i don't know let me look it up wooly bear caterpillars are like and i don't know if that's a colloquial term for it i'm sure it is but uh they're the little caterpillars that are like mega fuzzy they look like a big scrub brush and they're like brown and black that's not a rolly pool exactly i was like what the [ __ ] you talking about that's a woolly bear caterpillar damn it what's the official name of a rolly pulley i don't know i think roly-poly oles i actually don't know really holy little guys i don't know roly-poly real name oh no wonder we call this [ __ ] a [ __ ] okay no pill bug i think is the kind of nickname and then the longer one is armadillo armadillo diom vulgare that's you know the like latin [ __ ] [ __ ] for it which is also that's cool that they named it like after an armadillo yeah i think that's pretty dope that's a little scaled down version it's like a polly pocket version of an armadillo take it with you all right you got some questions i got a little question for you by the way before we get off this grass sound thing guys i'm not going to do it for you but i've told you before i i think if you want to make the worst sound known to man do it at home i encourage you right now go get a piece of paper make it a thin piece of paper maybe some printer paper something like that even newspaper fold it in half so that it is folded like hamburger style doesn't [ __ ] matter make the ends right next to each other hold it in between your fingers with like an inch or less space and blow in between the two pieces of paper once you go do that blow as hard as you can in the main room of the house do it right now you let me know how it goes anyway let them know let me know send me the audio recording please i'm gonna get a bunch of [ __ ] in my email just like the worst [ __ ] ever all right here we go at jay white xvi that's probably roman numerals but i'm not changing it asks you've been put in charge of designing a road runner type trap to stop the wily coyote but the coyote is actually a celebrity of your choice how do you set it up wait so hold on are so are they trying to catch us or are we just trapping a celebrity like so in this in this metaphor you are the proverbial roadrunner and your wily coyote figure is a celebrity so how do you design a trap to catch them right no i'm just saying so if they are if they are wily coyote figure they're we're not catching them then because we're oh it's a trap though you gotta stop them whether you're we gotta i know but it's like the goal of wiley coyote is to get road runner and we're a road runner in this situation right oh okay yeah i suppose is that what they were asking or is my brain breaking i think we just gotta trap the wiley coyote that's what it says so we're assuming he's not coming after you he's so we're just tricking him we're not i don't think we're trapping them though it's like i'm trying to walk but i'm [ __ ] trapping up okay i mean i wish they would have given a celebrity so i could think about it here we got to think of a random celebrity um how we trap one um i oh you i got one let me hear yours so the wiley coyote is um is rob schneider okay and i uh paints a movie opportunity that says that he won't have to use adam sandler's fame to be in something and uh and he slams right into the wall and then i don't know i [ __ ] shoot him shoot a net at him i don't shoot him shoot him with like a net gun bus and i [ __ ] shoot him that's not what i meant to say oh man but yeah the wall says um a non-adam sandler involved major film project in which we will allow you to play a race of your choosing which is bread and butter dude yeah how about a lot of rob schneider's roles how about those that's one of those ones where it's like you know i do and it does not apply to this thing but in the general sense i absolutely agree with this we've talked with this before you know the world of 10 years ago is not the same as today in terms of like you know general comedy stuff and like some [ __ ] where you're like oh my god you look back on some stuff like that's kind of out of taste didn't you didn't realize that that was way more mainstream doesn't make it okay but it was just way easier to be able to do that kind of stuff you know dude i wouldn't even say like four years ago and so i really agree my big suggestion is for people that are much younger than us that are newer to the internet especially if you're seeing things where you're like we that is not okay j like and i'm saying it isn't when we're looking back at those things but watch a an early 2000s comedy movie and you'll get a general vibe of what what everyone was okay with you know honestly it's insane but the thing is you know even then there were some things we were like can you do that that's just and that's why i before too much time gets by i want to say that being said the rob schneider [ __ ] though is still like okay that that seems like you really should have known that that's super [ __ ] shitty to do um what's your celebrity what are you doing this is a confusing question because i feel like there's too many aspects to it well i'm just focusing on trapping them all right so here's the thing you get all the oj's trophies and memorabilia and he just does the rest for you because we know because he's already done it he's already done it you hear o.j coming he's in the [ __ ] golf cart no wait this road runner dude oh my god yeah this would i mean it wouldn't be that hard to trick oj i feel like if you if you're if you have the powers of roadrunner you know i literally just realized the confusing thing and i was so stupid because it's wiley coyote that goes after road runner it was flipped in the question i was like oh my god jesus christ wait what's up yeah road runner is trying he tries to be trapped by wiley coyote okay yeah no that's right i wasn't i wasn't sure if i i might have heard you wrong initially that's why i was trying to clarify because i was like hold on okay so we're trying to that here here's my thing even with oj right yes so we do we i'm doing the most daring one we're doing oj in the ford bronco on the highway i'm doing a classic where uh oh yeah roadrunner doesn't paint [ __ ] like that's what okay um i'm doing the classic where i just paint a fake tunnel everybody's trying to get away from the police it's the club we know it works you know just have an off ramp and be like give him a detour yeah like then it just goes into a cage go this way no cop zone it says no cop zone and it's a fake uh like tunnel but it's really a tarp and he drives through the tarp and it's federal prison it's just like there you go the cops come and just peel him off the wall like wallpaper and roll him up and put him in a squad car i i understand for for any uh cartoon fans how that could have been very frustrating hearing us try and oh yeah just [ __ ] up all the wiley coyote roadrunner stuff apologies actually no freak you unapologetically i'm saying sorry um i'm gonna be me just that's me i do not have to apologize for myself sorry honey sorry sweetie bye sorry bye goodbye bye bye bye dude okay i cannot uh we've talked about this before but like i i forget it when we're doing our podcast but when i'm watching other people's podcasts and and they're getting something wrong that i know the answer to oh i know it somehow supersedes like you like you know realistically it's just like yeah people have brain farts and forget [ __ ] sometimes but sometimes i'm i completely throw that out the window i'm listening to a podcast i'm like are you stupid it is this because it feels like you're in on the conversation but they're not listening to you know that's like your brain is is going like this is the and i'm sure i'm sure there's been a couple for our podcast where people are like [ __ ] hell dude that's so wrong it's delaware you idiot sorry god i don't know all right i got a prank going to here for you and it's an important one and it's a good thing because either way we should be uh we should be bringing people up to speed on this so it's an important clarification about don't be january um at cryptic yeet asks so for don't p january do we count crying into that because it's basically peeing from your eyes if i if so i feel like this year should be an exception but i'm holding it all in anyways guidance would be appreciated crying does not count i appreciate you asking me he i appreciate yeah it's gotta be piss from your piss hole that's essentially the medical term for it um for people who are unaware again it's don't be january if you peed you already lost you're going to jail you got to hold it in for the rest of the month but i do want to talk about some specific allegations on this podcast because i saw on twitter a few days ago that gus was blurry photographed like bigfoot walking out of a bathroom last week okay okay tony can you throw up the photo tony okay thank you thank you thank you for the opportunity to clarify again i feel so i did an ample job in the post but seeing as the photo is still making the rounds i just saw in the sun this morning i appreciate the opportunity so i was not peeing in there i don't know how the paparazzi got in my house i was not peeing i was passing stool i was washing my hands and brushing my teeth in that order okay i wasn't peeing i don't know if you saw in that photo did you see one drop of pee well essentially i mean you you are known to walk out of the bathroom after peeing just soaking wet and dripping with pee and i did not see that thank you but thank you the absence of pete in the photo it's like i trust you gus but how do how can i know for sure i mean i i again if it weren't the pandemic and if we live together it would be easier to cross validate because we could as we always did just go into the hallway and feel each other's uh ball bumps you know to see how much p has actually been stored up but i can't prove that to you right now i'm wearing loose fitting clothing a photograph won't do and you can't get your little feelers on it so well what's sabrina's take on this sabrina's take uh well first of all i'm kind of pissed at her because she had to have let the paparazzo in frankly uh right but but second of all she feels my p bumps she she's she's a little skeptical but uh you know that's what bothers you she's the only witness and if she's skeptical then i'm skeptical okay but she hasn't even we have had two bathrooms she she's not even using my she would have she wouldn't have even been able to hear the distinct splashing of the stools that would indicate that i'm i'm driving not slopping you know but if anybody was to make sure that your story was was real and true it would be sabrina and you don't even have that i will have to get her on the record perhaps but uh she's been subpoenaed in an existing piss-related court case and i just don't know that she's gonna have the subpoena time here for this okay well we we should really work that out because i feel like we're gonna need to get this story straight you know you're gonna have to gather some evidence really thought you'd have my back and balls listen buddy i i want to have your back here i want to make sure i would i would say that other than thor we are like the the we're not the kings but we're the princes of of no p january of don't be january and i just want to make sure because i tr i want to trust you but this story it's the photo looks kind of damning and we just can't know for sure whether you pissed or not i understand no i i totally understand it no that's that's that's more than fair um i promised to uh install some cctv footage uh guys preferably preferably put the camera in the bowl looking up yep we're gonna have the bowl cam i'm gonna mount a gopro right on my little peen constantly pointing down i will i will make sure it's always pointing down i will not have any erections for the rest of the month so that the camera will never be off the bowl should i go in the bathroom and and i'll just make sure that there's live coverage 24 7 guys uh link in the description down below you can watch every corner of my house so that's the best we can do for now but i would i would like to to maybe next week hear what sabrina has to say okay cause i feel like that's very important to this story gus okay and again this isn't me not trusting you but we don't and it's like you know i don't want to see something like hashtag gus peed in january i don't want to see hashtag gus peed you know i don't want to see hashtag gus johnson peed himself i don't want to see these things and so i want to make sure that the stories are straight before any of those things start to rise or like i don't know the subreddit starts making memes about it or something like that you know hey thank you honestly i appreciate it i don't want to see this i'm just looking out maybe next week we can kick it to a couple minutes of special correspondent sabrina for some piss related intel but uh for now i mean all we can do is hope and pray so that's yeah and that's all we can do so i guess we just move on to the next pregunta for now i i completely agree thank you eddie uh anyway tim ah froph said i had a realization the other day that bald people can't be ratatouid and it kind of freaked me out although it did intrigue me are there other ratatouille prevention mess methods if so what are they bald people can't be ratatouille oh my god that wouldn't i think they can if you get too many plungers [Laughter] and they're just moving around like like little joists wait you need multiple plungers you need at least two remy the rat holds two pieces of hair when he does the oh yeah that's true but he can't he can't operate plungers are too big and heavy relative to his body i'm talking about like novelty tiny plungers oh like larryboy ear kind of small little things like the things they stick on your head for brain scans and [ __ ] huh or sticky hands you've slapped two of those on the guy's head oh dude pull them you know the little ones you get from those machines are you putting a quarter yeah dude that would be badass i just love the idea the the image of of ratatouille with two sticky hands on the top of of linguine's bald head and he's rearing back using them as like chains for some mighty beast steering around the kitchen dude with those sticky hands as a kid i don't know if i've ever felt more powerful than when you'd throw it in a piece of paper and it would suck it back towards you oh my god god it's the most powerful ever you're like spiderman the funny thing is it really does feel like in like your tiny second grade brain that you're like oh my god this is unlocked opportunity for me i can reach things over there like you think it's like an advancement in your abilities wow i can't believe i did this this is gonna be a regular part of my life and the sticky hand gets dirty and gross and you're like oh this is temporary my powers are temporary you ever tried to wash them off oh do i no i don't i don't think i ever tried to wash them off whatever try to wash them off it does not work they just disintegrate even quicker and they're just shitty and it's such a [ __ ] bummer dude i had one of those the first one i got one of those i had a red one i literally had it for like two months because [ __ ] i didn't have a lot of like those little kitschy toys and stuff as a kid and i got that at the spanish class i got it and i was like i'm gonna make this [ __ ] last and i remember distinctly i loved pulling it back and slapping it at the wall even if it didn't stick for the last like month or so but i i distinctly remember as a kid pulling it back and the glove hand part was separating from the string and i was looking at that and i just remember thinking solemnly to myself probably only a few more pulls left in this old oh [ __ ] i was trying to think of uh i completely sorry i just started a train of thought thing we're just gonna we're keeping that in sometimes you make mistakes gus sometimes you want to build off something on a podcast and then your brain farts the bed that's my new phrase is farting the bed grody dude don't you never do that ever anyway at gentle femdum please says disagreement when at a gas station my friend thinks it's okay to park at a pump and then go inside to buy stuff but i think that's a dick move he said it's just another spot but it's obviously not parking at the pump without using it is uncourteous and rude eddie i have to hear your input on this first huh i don't know how strong of an opinion i have toward that person's friend i would never unless i mean because the thing is if you're on a road trip and you like park at the pump and one person's pumping and then you go in and get stuff and then you wait there as the final guy does it even though you're not pumping gas i feel like that's totally fine um but i just generally if i if i'm going into the gas station to first get stuff i feel like i park and i don't stop at the pump but i don't know what's your opinion on this well that's the thing is like i i feel like it this has got to be location specific because honestly like when i go to like the gas stations in in rural wisconsin and [ __ ] i'll tell you what i'm a perpetrator of this [ __ ] i i can't hundreds of times i've parked at the pump and just gone inside but you do it when there's like eight other free pumps you know and the gas station's like right there and you're like i'm just grabbing some ranch corn nuts in out boom you know if it's a popular gas station where there was like one open spot i think it's a dick move but honestly like i feel like something in the vein of this would normally piss us off but i feel like that's okay man because people i think you know why it's okay people used to all the time just pay for gas by doing that and so it's like it's part of the etiquette even if you're paying there if you're buying something inside if you're getting gas you can put the car there oh i feel like that's fine unless it's not busy i think so too man i i miss really like it is so lax sometimes and and especially living out in california now for a few years and seeing how like jaded and like protected you have to be just because there's people and people want to [ __ ] your [ __ ] up you know like uh i think about a lot of the stuff and it's like i used to like never lock my car ever you know and and i would do [ __ ] like it would be commonplace for me to just go to a gas station and like start the pump and have my car completely unlocked and then just as it's pumping gas just go inside and take a piss and like peruse some [ __ ] and make a phone call and come out like eight minutes later and just be like oh okay you know and not even think of the idea it's like someone could steal gas there someone could steal my car uh sometimes i'd leave the [ __ ] keys in the car jesus christ i think it's part of like age two for it like i remember when i was i think maybe like like 11 or 12 thinking that when my dad left while i was home like when he'd lock the door i'd be like he doesn't need to lock the door i'm home i was a 12 year old boy like of course he's going to [ __ ] lock the door the blind confidence you have when you start being like a conscious like not adult but like a kid that starts paying attention you know around like 10 or 11. where you're like oh i'm like an adult now oh my god i thought that for so long yeah i remember getting frustrated in so many little areas like that of like mom what the heck what are you doing like leave me leave me alone let me go do this thing with people like what are you doing you know it's like bro you're 12. yeah you know in your head where you're like you are treating me like a kid and i am 11. it's like yeah that's of course you know it's just that [ __ ] um i've i wonder have you ever had one of those where something really pissed you off as a kid that your parents did and then you're like wait no i was a [ __ ] dumbo kid and i didn't realize oh man well yeah well yeah i damn it i'd have to tell you this one off podcast i'm sorry i hate doing that [ __ ] no that's all right uh yeah but other than that i certainly had stuff that i just thought was dumb and i even still kind of think was dumb you know like my mom would want to take when i still when i got a cell phone in like eighth grade you know my mom would would want to say sometimes like i'm going to take your phone at the end of the night so you're not staying up late and texting people and on it all the time because i would do that you know i was yeah i would do it anyway uh but she'd take it and and i would be like this is so dumb like that was one of the first big issues in my mind where i was like this is [ __ ] stupid like this just feels really really dumb and of course i was like a you know pre-teen kid was like [ __ ] you i'm gonna take this but i would just like my mom had no clue and she still to this day doesn't have anything other than a flip track phone that she doesn't use for months at a time so i would just give her like old [ __ ] like old like dead like cell phones and stuff or sometimes if she wasn't looking i just go on the other end of the room i go mom and i'd like wave and hold up an old calculator and just set it on like an obscure dresser okay have a good end night so i like i almost never [ __ ] did it but it just was like that kind of [ __ ] specifically pissed me off i guess i can't think of any stuff that i've come around on can you i think i think of certain things like i i didn't get i didn't get coasters for a while when i was a kid i was like what it's water you know what i mean like i i didn't i'm talking about like pretty young you know like eight or nine where i was like why i don't understand what water's gonna do to wood because i was a kid yeah but like i re i really it was like this is so [ __ ] dumb that i have to use coaching like of course but i that's the blind confidence i'm talking about is our parents would be fully grown adults being like hey this is a thing that was invented for a reason please use it and i'm going like i think all these people got it wrong i think these coaster things are [ __ ] [ __ ] like i don't even know what they're for like imagine the confidence in that tiny body like i don't i think every adult is wrong about this coaster situation guys you seeing this what the hell dude honestly and and i still feel like you know i'm i'm a ways away from being a parent hopefully you know in terms of being ready and stuff but especially as i've been as i've been for me too sorry i wasn't saying like oh yeah oh yeah i'm sorry but i was like i can't okay eddie and i will not be having a child uh for quite some time uh but i think especially as i've been doing like a bunch of house stuff here like i'm proud of the fact that so much of my brain is still rooted in that like hey you are making 400 a month in college survive mindset you know like i really like i like that a lot of the like just food [ __ ] you know i obviously get like postmates and stuff a lot but it's just like dude i could eat a can of green beans like microwaved on a plate and some [ __ ] a brick of ramen for the rest of my life for dinner i love that [ __ ] but uh you know i i like buying cheaper [ __ ] and i don't i i almost never buy new stuff especially like furniture and clothing and stuff but as we've gotten like this house now and we've not bought you know we're still renting folks at home but you know i'm buying some stuff where it's like okay well it makes sense like i should get a i should get a sofa for the first time in my life you know a new one that's not our 100 craigslist one that we got a few years out of hell yeah you know but uh i need to get a table i should get this chair or something and it just kills me and i'm like i know that this is a smart investment that i'm going to use this for a while but i'm starting to see now it's like oh my god if i had a kid and he [ __ ] left a cup on this [ __ ] table yeah i would be like you little [ __ ] i flushed the first [ __ ] table you have any idea how long i [ __ ] worked for that table you son of a [ __ ] so now i'm like oh i get it mom and dad for like freaking out about that kind of [ __ ] of like you have no [ __ ] cl you can just walk around here piss in the pants drawer leave [ __ ] on the table uh-uh dude i really think and you can tr i try to understand it even as you get like older as a teen and be more appreciative but until you like i i think until you hit your kind of mid-20s you're like oh i did not understand how much effort it took to keep me alive you know oh my god like i was just thinking like when i was uh back home um sometime talking to my mom i don't even remember might have been pre pandemic but um where it was like i it just hit me that she made me breakfast every morning imagine waking up every morning and making three kids breakfast how much [ __ ] work is that dude like that is insane and especially like my mom will still do that sometimes she's got you know two kids in the house right now before but it's like the fact that into high school and [ __ ] like you'll wake up at like 6 a.m and be like i made french toast for everybody and there's eggs and [ __ ] and i'm gonna send you off with a pb j on the way to school and for my mom i packed four [ __ ] lunches off of homemade bread and like reused tupperware containers and old yogurt [ __ ] like washed out and stuff like [ __ ] hell dude like oh thank you mom and dad oh my god that's damn that's i thanked my mom for it and she she kind of laughed and she's like it's it's what you do when you have k and i was like yeah but like that it it hurts my brain to think of that my kid would probably just die like i couldn't keep i can't take care of my own self i would forget such basic [ __ ] of like oh my god dude like you have been locked in the bathroom waiting for me to wipe you for four days i'm sorry crust it off maybe pick it off turd chips oh god no no no no no not that thank you mom oh dude yeah i don't know a lot of that were we even on a question what got us here oh it's the gas pump stuff oh yeah um so you know i feel like your friend's fine yeah i just completely forgot we were on that this is uh this has been a catch-up episode it's good that yeah we got a lot of [ __ ] to talk about and stuff yeah we're especially oh a couple things i wanted to say well one i think we're gonna be getting more uh guests soon but i i definitely you know during this chaos week we were like let's not you know put that pressure on somebody but um uh i saw people asking about the podcast merch i finally got a word back about it the podcast merch is shipping out now i believe the beer koozies are gonna be later than the other ones really sorry you know uh covet shipping stuff we really have like no control over that um so apologies for the time for that anyways guys i just wanted to update them what are you gonna [ __ ] sue me dude i am i'm gonna [ __ ] sue me dude i said it again subpoena you you don't have wait that's you don't you didn't you have to go to a judge for that eddie make or tony make me serving eddie a subpoena i won't grab it make him how did you get that make him grab it how did you get make him grab it what's tony going to make a fake he can't do that it's too much effort i'm not going to grab it gus tony uh make an arm of eddie grabbing and signing the subpoena and make him supposedly way too much work no gus i'm not going to grab it i'm not how did you get a subpoena actually tony i got a subpoena off of uh w hey tony can you hit gus with a train again tony could you just not even [Music] you

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