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time there's a new video. With all that being said, enjoy this one. - My name is Anthony, I'm
from Ontario, California, and I'm still addicted to elotes. My love for elotes gets
stronger every single day. Every time I take a bite, I get reminded of my true purpose in life, to eat as many as I can! I eat about 20 pounds of elotes a day. I know you're probably thinking,
"That's a lot of elotes." But not for someone like me. You know how they say,
"You are what you eat"? They're 100% right. About three times a day,
I like to come out here and pretend I'm an elote. I just place them on top of me, and then I channel their energy. ♪ Hush, little baby,
don't say a word ♪ ♪ Daddy's gonna buy you a Lamborghini ♪ - Who's a cute little baby? You're a cute little baby. I could just eat you right up. The one thing that sucks about eloteros is that you have to wait and hope that they come to your neighborhood, and I got tired of waiting. So, like the brilliant guy I am, I created a solution. I invented this tracking device that I put on the carts of
all the eloteros in my area. It was a little hard
getting it on their carts, and let's just say I got
five tickets for trespassing, but it's fine, because now,
I can track their every move with my app. I have all the locations
of all the eloteros in the entire county. Oh, apparently there's one
on my street right now. Hey, wait up for me! The thing I hate the
most is when it rains, because apparently, eloteros
are scared of a little water. So I decided, why not freeze elotes, that way, I'll always have
them readily available. They do take a couple hours to thaw, but once they do, you got
yourself fresh elotes. - To freeze them. - Since I've been buying
elotes for so many years, I've developed great relationships with many of the local eloteros. They're like family to me. - Hey, Pablo, how's it going? I knew you were here, 'cause
I was lookin' on my app, and you know what, never mind. Can I get five elotes as usual? - [Carlos] My name's Carlos,
and you still haven't paid me for all the other elotes. - It's fine, just add it to my tab. - [Carlos] It's been four years, and you have paid me nothing! - You know I'm good for it,
I'll pay you when I pay you. - [Carlos] Okay. - And can you add more butter to this one? - [Carlos] And I don't wanna start rumors, but - Not only do I eat elotes, but I also bathe with them. I feel like it just connects us, and we really bond. And plus, I feel like
it's good for my skin. A lot of people don't understand
my addiction to elotes. They think it's weird, and extreme, but if loving elotes is weird, then I want to be weird forever.
