Absurdly Rigged Synergies

last gaming here we go whoopsies oh mother I forgot that I was one hit with this character Whoopsie Daisy well now that this room is done we'll check it out hello oh honestly not bad make sure I don't get hit by anything stupid it's actually pink hot which I should I I consider it pink on easier especially the Dems that I do have this is good for at least luck and the keys that I'll get we'll go to the downpour because I'm a risky guy I don't care take the bombs we'll head straight down hopefully we get something good can't go in cursed rooms because I'm tainted that's disgusting no thank you oh used to be quality four but still good despite the fact that it's no longer I should probably check this out there's a lot of empty rooms happening right now gold member yeah I think I will take that actually whoops I don't know why I said I I would take that and then I immediately didn't take that so now the goal is get money because money equals items for me like a little Abaddon who I don't really want but you know maybe I should have taken that playing card but it's okay as well as these spiders these spiders are doing absurd damage very early on it's gonna help me out with the min-min fight you've been really annoying recently I don't know why but I need to stop doing that thank you not going Devils because I don't feel like it and that's my only reasoning oh stop thank you Jesus draw honestly straw kind of goes hard lead pencil is probably a better choice but straw goes hard because I have high base damage right I almost exploded myself not a good look I'm in here oh my God it's chaos let me just see what's in here right it's a restock machine guys I have to I got it I gotta take it that's kind of that's a little bit too good you know what I'm saying like that's a little bit too strong now after this I'm gonna see if I spawn the good old angel and then afterwards we will take chaos hopefully buddy in a box as well I don't know if we will know if I got that kind of money I'd like to though nice check the damage oh my goodness me I'll I'll try sagging my beloved remember try saggy and sucked that's awesome that was great I love trisagian too powerful right now for my own good hello oh oh my God holy that's that big boy stuff hello hopefully I don't die Jesus I mean damn oh God it's just a little bit too crazy right now hello well that's uh it's not that good honestly tainted lost you're slacking not gonna lie I got a quality zero item on my tainted Lost Run I'm gonna need to do a little bit better than that oh thank God I just realized that I didn't uh I didn't take chaos oh I'm stupid oh I'm a dumbo I'm sorry that was not a good by me ah okay well whatever honestly not taking chaos made it so I could get humbling bundle so I'm gonna say that I was correct in this play by the way a good play by me don't argue I'm correct secret room I already checked there God I am so stupid Jesus this is awesome this is great and I got money back hell yeah this is a little too easy for me no way it's like a perfect straw build don't hurt me I'm not looking to get hurt right now dad's lost coin yeah okay I suppose I'm doing anything for any kind of holy card please not the tower card a holy card I need a holy card please oh that's actually pretty good hey if I find a holy card I'm yaraing it I'm sorry that's just the that's the How I Live I don't want to lose the one shot everything in the entire room build who is alive oh my God don't do it tonight please stop please oh God it's Gideon oh it's not oh never mind we're good I don't care later easy nice I got another Angel what hey tears up I mean range up that's good no I don't want that actually actually do I wait a second this is awesome my tears kind of suck I'm not gonna lie but my damage is cracked okay never mind this is great I'll give everyone heart attacks oh my God a steam sale imagine if I got the damn chaos I was so happy that I just completely forgot the magician it's honestly really good but I don't have a like a polysectally or anything poly polysectally polydactyly hello jello I mean I Feel Like Straw is just kind of crazy right now Little Portal I should have taken jello can you like pop up thanks die awesome straight up good no complaints not gonna say anything it's gonna blow you up press the win button and then slap you the hardest fights yeah it's actually really good with trisagian unfortunately I can't take it actually you know what yeah I can yeah I can yes okay we're good oh I'm on my the edge of my seat man oh oh okay okay actually you know what maybe the uh straw ain't all that you know hello greed it was about for you to show up see the moment that I get lazy worm I swear I just get good things so I might as well try and roll that hey that's the last thing I need for dead God but I don't have the daily achievement yet if you guys are wondering why I'm holding off on dead God I'm not alright I just need dedication I just need dedication once I get the dedication achievement I'll pick that item up I'll get that God it's just some close that I'm not waiting for anything I promise oh I'm waiting for you to give me uh three items though yes big it doesn't work with me that's right I forgot I oh you know maybe I should have taken Spirit sword I can spin though it's kind of funny okay maybe my damage is a little bit good oh there it is with this knowledge I have to take either Yara or the lovers or I could hear us the lovers let me see if I can find my secret room I I think I might just use it you know I doubt it but I might as well try and I'll take Yara to the chest or something Vanishing twin uh that's good do I have any rerolls left I don't think so yeah I don't think so I'll just take it I don't even think I really should be taking it because of the speed down but whatever damage is funny and I could diet literally any moment and I at least straight up like any moment I could get clipped by something because I got to get too close to you Spirit sword and just hate myself oh I just took a tears up for no reason I don't know why I plugged out at that I knew that wouldn't be good I don't know I'll listen I don't know whatever my bad oh God no no no no no no no no no no no no shop shop shop shop shop shop shop please holy card shop no way uh restock machine oh my goodness what is this Moon oh actually that's kind of that's kind of oh my God wait my two rates ass hold on wait no no no no no I'm not ready I'm not ready I'm not ready I'm not ready I I am so scared guys guys I am so scared I don't even know I'm taking you obviously Sullivan has cracked and like really good but at this point I really will just like yeah a holy card if it shows up because I don't want to die sorry I'm just a little frightened is all believe it or not uh let's go up because up is easier stairway is incredibly cracked like and it's really good item just gonna blow you up nice roll it hey Purgatory sure why not I'll see what's in here I'm dancing it can't be that good it really wasn't it was just Mega mush I'm okay to leave that alone don't want to die these have a really good chance of giving me a holy card yep okay nice we're good we're good this is turning into one of those runs I am going to do this I know I said I wasn't going to but I'm I'm scared I'm sorry okay more damage please no I spun actually I need I need a speed up I actually feed one really badly that being said I will totally fight hush I'm not afraid anymore because I got a holy card come here bozo let's see what you're made of hello um oh do I take your teeth you know what this has killed me like three runs in a row but I really like the fact that it's giving me a tears up this is obviously not galpa drops is what I want what's in here red stew I mean honestly that's good Sun card yeah sure I guess I'll jizz I'll use algaes on the the hush fight supposedly why not right I have 250 damage that's a little bit much actually okay more now that's cool let's just see how much damage we are truly doing because I think it's a lot I think the damage is kind of a lot it's a is a little absurd that was I hardcore bullying I'm sorry hush my bad I don't really even know what I would want I guess I'll take you no no no no no no don't break pots I don't want spiders right now I had 400 damaged spiders by the way I just realized those were some large spiders they are dead goodbye Isaac Jesus okay phew all right so first things first boom useless atrocious maybe conjoined I doubt it coming here that's that's really been hold on not not at the end of the world though hold on let me pay for an item there you go wow let me take the key piece so I can fight Mega Satan uh did I not take the other key piece okay never mind I'm sorry my bad I messed up foreign relations okay damn that sucks I'm actually sorry my bad I truly messed up just now I really thought that I had a oh no I oh what the hell is wrong with me I already got it I opened the mega Satan door I'm not sorry I'm just stupid I'm surprised those haven't deleted honestly if I just stay in my circle of C-sections they do delete all the bullets so I'm pretty safe if I stay in the giant C-sections you know oh uh uh I'll take this because there's a tears up I'll take this despite thinking my game's gonna crash mycosis I mean sure why not let's just add to the pile of items that I have goodbye War get another reroll for this big boy Center room item come on Boom pinking shears honestly the fact that it hasn't deleted is actually kind of baffling to me now I was sure it was gonna delete is this the same run that I got guppy's tail on are you on break you don't want to you don't want to do the thing anymore where you spawn a Brazilian gold chests was this the same run I think it was I swear if this item deletes or sorry if this item doesn't delete I am very confused okay that makes more sense I'm telling you every time I get the lazy worm it's just a lucky run every time it's a lucky trinket I don't know something about it here we go just gotta be careful because I can't really see so like if I get hit by something I'm gonna be honest with you I I don't know I mean I think I'm almost done with the fight yeah he's second phase I don't know how that happened but I'm happy he's dead Jesus oh my God my damage is actually really good like a really good I'm gonna fight delirium hey you know what small tears up of course it's curse of the Lost why would it not because of the lost on the void when has it never been this I can't see I see there's a turret in there I'm scared oh well hey if I find a way to spawn an item what you know what sure it'll be it's okay where am I that was the worst decision I could have made actually why did I impulsively think that was good that's uh where am I this sucks no amount of stress should come from this type of Binding of Isaac run well I'm back I know where we are I know where we are it's like here oh I missed this boss it's the exact same boss all right I guess this was a dead end I took this exact same portal at uh I don't know where I am actually you know what sure maybe it'll oh it took me somewhere I haven't been it was perfect thank you where am I oh have I been this way okay have I been this way all right never mind it was the one room I didn't go to I absolutely despised curse of the Lost maybe up more up yeah okay here we go oh my God that took so long it's not even I wow I really actually fought every single boss on curse of the Lost delirium I can't see anything I'm just hoping that I don't get randomly hit please stomp your foot down thank you I'm ready don't hurt me nah just die I actually just die oh my God that was fast oh my Lord he got demolished what was I even scared for Jesus Christ that was so easy nice GG [Music]

Channel: Lazy Mattman

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Length: 16min 47sec (1007 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 16 2022