Aabria Turning Matt’s Lore Into a Cheesy Tourist Trap

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down to the south you see a spa and some iconography as to suggest it is dragon themed uh you see that uh off to the west there's the buffet it's called a taste of taldore wait it's like it's like every little station like a different cheap like place in the jungle okay okay okay did i build the maiden's wish to be like the new york new york hotel just those of us who put points in the constitution you're thankful right about now i thought the oyster shooters were great and there's doors out to the back uh to the two like main outdoor events which is like a big luxury market called the wish fulfilled and then out past that uh the west run which is like a big outdoor uh arena that's normally for like racing and fights there was a like a wonderful sort of residency artist named farlastar that's been performing for months but for whatever reason in like the last week or so the other two theaters were shut down and it's just this kind of god-awful one-man show lounge review of in the belly of dragons the legend of scanlon short haul and vox machina musical review okay being put on by the nephew of the owner so uh you could meet in front of that theater because no one else is gonna be there okay he's leading you across but it becomes very apparent where this place is as the architecture of the casino switches to this big blasted cave-like area until you're walking into like the cheesy version of a dragon's lair the grotto there is a desk in front of you in five colors red black white blue and green and there's a lanky kind of young looking half giant who's like hello and welcome to the chromadon cave where each treatment is more devastatingly relaxing than the last my name is tovar if you need anything can i walk you through our chroma crisis of options am let's begin the first one is brimscyte the iron storm and it's a pressure point bed and you lay on it and you get pushed and it's good if you have tension and there's a breath weapon facial that goes with it it's a skin firming mud mask next up ryshawn the diseased deceiver that's diseased yeah that's what they called her you have a room in it's named after the dragon normally dorian would be mad into this and as he hears that he just kind of wrestles it's really good he closes himself off no hold on tovar is so worried you see him begin to sweat now and he's like no no no it's great it's for dory it's actually like an ivy and locally sourced plant-based detoxifying rap the next one and he points at the white door behind him is vorgol the frigid doom it's a cold dead pool sounds old yeah frigid doom he's a cold he breathes cold so this one's a cold pool um we have there's a dragonborn on staff that we keep and he makes the hot pool hot in the cold pool like there's this whole job um so there's a cold pool and then there's like a cold mask wow what's that last room look like yeah i'm so excited oh brazil the hope devourer a black dragon this is a cool full body not devour massage and then the breath weapon facial is like an exfoliating acid mask oh cause that's the kind of dragon and the last one is thordak the cinder king as you can imagine it's a hot stone massage and a you know just a hot pool yeah there's a breath the facial is just sort of a hot oil mask i use it because i have really bad cystic acne you see over in the corner is the dessert bar it's called pie rodent yeah yeah yep these are all for you i'm just gonna make eye contact with you matt yeah yeah uh there's the still ben fish market the iron authority grill yeah because it just grilled all kinds of animals the amount the amman cloud top breakfast bar yeah uh and the crack hammer blast furnace pizza hutch oh not the pizza hutch i dig it yeah yeah and the white stone winery where all the mimosas life needs wine to live but first why not you
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Channel: Brianna Zumbro
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Length: 5min 25sec (325 seconds)
Published: Thu May 26 2022
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