A YouTuber Made the Most Insane Animated Movie Ever

I don't know if I can do this in all my years of subjecting myself to terrible movies this might be the first time where I just quit I can't do this folks I think being a YouTuber is like the best job for a creative person you make your own hours you can create pretty much whatever you want without some like higher ups or corporate Big Wigs telling you what to do and you can make a pretty good amount of money in the process the cool thing about YouTube is that it gives people the opportunity to Branch out and start these other business ventures like chocolate bars coffee beans pizza restaurants hard seltzers most of the YouTuber projects are food-based for some reason the only YouTuber that should be putting out food products is the Annoying Orange you should be able to buy some of his juice but in my head I think the obvious career progression for a YouTuber is to become a filmmaker Bo Burnham made 8th grade Logan Paul made that movie about his hair Fred made Fred the Movie and they were all equally successful and today we're going to be taking a look at a fulllength animated film called our drawings made by a YouTuber named Kobi Productions this YouTuber usually makes commentary videos about animated films like this one for example called strict rules Riley has to follow in inside out you know secret rules like eating her vegetables one concerning rule is that Riley must eat vegetables the father takes a scoop of broccoli and puts it in front of his daughter no giving her no freedom to eat what she wants what is the point of feeding your children food that they don't want to eat yeah somebody call CPS on this Dad feeding his daughter veggies what the [ __ ] has this world come to send him to jail beat the [ __ ] out of him turn him into a vegetable but I guess the real thing Kobe is passionate about is film making so he created a film of his own and released it on his YouTube channel and I know I've said this in the past as I am no stranger to hyperbole but this is the worst movie I have ever seen in my life literally no question but before we dive into it let's read the description ever wish to see your drawings come to life an adventurous woman named Paige Foster has the ability to travel inside of her art in her drawing she can become whatever she desires her Sidekick is a beatboxing puppy Paige Foster is the princess of the drawing World okay however a mysterious unknown man has snuck into her drawings 6 years ago I got really bored and decided to create a family movie so here it is my passion project has been completed this is an animated movie I'm glad he put that in there because the animation is it's really high quality so sometimes I couldn't even tell if it was real life so let me know your thoughts in the comments okay I believe I am on the level of Disney and DreamWorks fun facts about my film one this took 6 years to complete with no outside funding two the movie was created almost entirely in blender yeah you should have [ __ ] put it in a blender too okay sorry three less than 10 people donated to me because they had little faith that I could create a movie on my own four the animation was made by two people the whole movie yes the whole movie wow all right so now you know what it's about you know the rough backstory so now it's time to buckle up and I'm sorry in advance so the movie opens on a little British girl narrating some things about her life my wish was granted the one thing I wished for in my life actually came true it takes her a little bit to actually like reveal what that wish was but she gets there eventually oh and by the way I wish to see my drawings come to life and they have okay so we're less than a minute into the movie and I'm already confused because she said she only wished for one thing in her whole life and that was for her drawings to come to life and then literally 10 seconds later she says that her one wish was to get back on her feet because forther aler she was in a wheelchair I used my wish to get back on my feet I wish to see my drawings come to life so [ __ ] which which was it which one was it you draw yourself new legs what what the [ __ ] happened we never get the answer to that question unfortunately but Paige's narration ends in probably the funniest way of imaginable Oh and before I go I lost my lovely accent once I grew up and moved countries okay dude so obviously Koby like hired a little British girl to do the young Paige voice but I guess he already had the dialog done for adult Pig who has an American accent in the movie have you ever wondered what it would be like to see your drawings come to life so afterwards he had to add that line about young Paige losing her accent when she grew up like what the [ __ ] just don't hire a British person that's rule number one dude but seriously don't hire a British voice actor to do the kid version of an adult who is an American what the [ __ ] it's crazy mate just crazy yes it is we now cut to present day page and she's giving another voice over explaining her superpowers she goes on to say that she has a supernatural pencil so when she draws characters and worlds she can teleport into the drawing and go on adventures with all these [ __ ] up looking creatures I've been drawing ever since since I was a kid and then after the two backto back narrations explaining the premise of this film we get a third [ __ ] narration describing the premise of this film this woman can draw she is an artist with a supernatural ability basically whatever she draws comes to life and dude one of the main problems in this film is the constant reusing of the same scenes over and over and over again throughout the entire film the scene of Paige running and also flying through a cityscape on a killer whale are just two of the shots that are used relentlessly throughout this film wouldn't believe the quest she has completed the writing is also like really just [ __ ] weird and like disjointed like they'll be on the verge of explaining how something works and then they'll just say a random phrase or like a half joke it's really strange whatever you draw is the law baby we then cut to a scene that I think takes place in the recent past it features Paige going on an adventure to defeat an evil Wizard and this is when we get our first glimpse into the questionable voice acting in this movie I will destroy your page faster you will not win this battle I'll teach you a lesson watch this what the fu why isn't this drawing coming to life uh I think whoever did the voice for this wizard was told to do their absolute worst impression of Eric Cartman that's the only logical explanation I think it's because your drawing isn't good enough for the the magic to work just give up wizard are you from Ohio or something are you from oh or something I don't know if I can do this I'm only [ __ ] 2 minutes into this movie dude I think I might be dead I might actually die by the end of this video are you from Ohio or something like can we not put internet terminology into animated movies please let's keep those separate that's a slippery slope all right if we keep doing that in a couple years they're going to make [ __ ] Flushed Away to down the skib toilet Toy Story 5 Buzz Light you're is going to be like to Ohio and okay and this next part doesn't make any [ __ ] sense either because the wizard traces one of PA's drawings of shackles which causes them to materialize and trap this random little boy who we've never seen before and I honestly didn't even [ __ ] know he was there but I don't understand that because I thought Paige was the only person who could create stuff with her drawings because she had the Magic Pencil right I have a supernatural pencil so again I must ask which is it is it her pencil is it her is it her drawings was it the wish she made what the I have a lot of questions I know you do as well okay but just stick around because all those questions and more will go unanswered so bald Eric Cartman goes to step on a puppy's head when Paige shows up and defeats him by doing the one thing a wizard is impervious to a slide tackle also like now that I think about it everything that happens in this world exists because Paige drew it right if Paige is drawing puppies getting their head stomped oh my God I'd keep my distance dude okay I keep my distance from Paige that's future serial killer behavior and God you know I just [ __ ] really wish this movie would just be normal for like one second KO moisty I I don't I don't know I don't I don't know guys so after that you'd assume we'd finally get into the movie right there's been like three separate narrated intros describing the premise of this movie already that's plenty right well would it surprise you if I told you that they immediately go into yet another narration this is the tale of an artist named Paige Foster and it starts with Paige suffering a serious injury however she woke up to a new ability granting her access to go inside of her drawings I don't know what the [ __ ] going on man first I say she made a wish back when she was British and they said it was a magical pencil and now they're saying she just woke up with this ability the origin story of Paige has changed like five times within the first 4 minutes of this movie you can't do that you're not allowed to do that imagine if they did that in a Spider-Man movie how did you get your powers I was bitten by a radioactive spider wow that's amazing an evil spider cursed me what you just said radioactive spider you see my dad was actually a spider okay which one was it I [ __ ] the spider okay impossible how I have a tiny dick genius any other questions yeah a lot actually well too bad my girlfriend is calling me and you know what they say about women with eight legs no I don't four [ __ ] oh sorry that's okay it's just webs right yeah webs come on it's just webs right totally just webs come on there's no other bodily fluids in this right sorry I got to go come on it's just webs right some of it is jizz so weird all right let's get back to the movie there's another long Montage of Paige riding an orca whale through the sky and then we get a nice seamless transition into the actual movie one day she decided to reveal her artwork to her friends at school I have something I want to show everyone well I got news for you you're not the only artist all three of us can actually draw okay d what high schooler talks like this hello teenagers I hate homework but I sure do love recess we are all the same age his next scene is either the worst or best thing I've ever seen in a movie I haven't decided yet they're all talking about being artists when this happens girl we've been knowing how to draw beatboxing puppy huh I'm theat boxing puy I know you think it's funny all the people know they love me all right maybe that evil wizard was on to something also like I want to critique the way that they kind of just jumped into the scene beat boxing puppy huh but like if I'm being honest there really is no organic way to transition into this so I almost respect them for just being like you know what [ __ ] it beatboxing puppy and I think the most egregious thing about this is the fact that there's a beatboxing dog but the dog isn't a boxer a beatboxer the joke is right there man I'm glad dogs don't beatbox in real life though if you see your dog beatboxing in real life it's not oh [ __ ] he's beatboxing go go go dude he's [ __ ] choking yeah right dude my man never chok I know you think it's funny but everybody's really excited about this beatboxing puppy especially this blonde guy that's cool as hell let's all drink to this glorious day where a damn animal can talk we've been getting too wasted huh Mickey Mickey you're drinking on school property okay yeah maybe he's a little too excited about that beatboxing puppy I think he's an alcoholic I'm here for a good time not a long time the students became aware of their exhaust Ed art teacher this poor man had poured his soul into his job just like him many others were struggling to make ends meet in such a Cutthroat economy what the [ __ ] is happening dude if I saw my art teacher [ __ ] slumped against some [ __ ] lockers on the ground I wouldn't be like oh he's so tired get him some help dude a he works so hard he's sleeping oh my gosh he's so tired he doesn't even have a pulse okay we then cut through an animation explaining that Paige's little sister pillow and yes I said pillow Paige tried to teach her sister pillow to fall in love with art apparently pillow was jealous of Paige's drawing skills so one day she traced a drawing that Paige did of pillow and since she traced herself she was turned into a drawing which again doesn't make any [ __ ] sense because everything Paige draws with her pencil comes to life so since Paige already drew a picture of pillow then she already would have been a drawing in the [ __ ] drawing world and also pillow didn't even [ __ ] use the Magic Pencil so what the hell beat boxing puppy what oh man I forgot what I was even complaining about we then cut to a big confrontation between paig and pillow inside the drawing world and this is when pillow reveals something pretty crazy I'm a secret intern for a powerful corporation that collects data utilizing artificial intelligence what so you were a spy this whole time this is when the movie tries to comment on the debate between AI art and art made by humans AI will never replace Human Art which was a nice sentiment but like if this is the art that humans are making I don't know all this AI [ __ ] is actually sounding pretty good right now okay maybe we should give it a try so there's a big fight scene between Paige pillow this big monster in looking [ __ ] and this ice cream sandwich guy named Kobi who is also the avatar for the Kobi Productions YouTube channel and let me tell you his voice acting is Stellar baby we're all tracers shut the fluff up yeah I guess the only mic he had available was a a [ __ ] Xbox 360 headset from 2005 but hey use what you got you know so yeah you're gay this is a problem with YouTubers making movies dude feature films are obviously held to a much High higher standard than YouTube videos so when you hear Bad audio in a movie it's like it's like insulting almost so I'm saying no to YouTuber movies okay I'm putting my foot down let's keep them separate we don't need the thumbnail pose on movie posters I don't want to see any [ __ ] end screens popping up on the credits and I don't want to watch [ __ ] Beauty and the Mr Beast I literally kidnapped Bel and locked her in a tower and the only way for her to escape is to dodge all these lasers the only thing YouTube videos and film studios have in common is the ability to integrate seamless brand Integrations which reminds me this video is sponsored by air up folks if you've watched my videos for the past few months you know I love this fraking thing you 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control I'm going to draw a new Earth totally makes sense there's obviously a fight scene between him and Kobi it gets pretty [Music] gnarly the [ __ ] is that what the [ __ ] did he [Music] draw what the hell was on that paper that could make someone do that also dude this movie has really got me thinking it's a good thing the main character of this movie isn't a teenage boy if a teenage boy's drawings came to life emphasis on the word came everything in the world would be made of dick and balls like 100% there wouldn't be a [ __ ] whale there'd be a wang they'd be riding a dick through that cyberpunk citycape 100% dude but anyways Mist wins the fight and says that he now owns Kobi Kobi is now my drawing but then immediately after Kobi is totally fine and he's now warning the kids about Miss so I don't know what that fight scene was all about but don't worry guys Kobi is there now to Rally everybody together with an inspiring speech we need to defeat him I love energy that'll really rally the troops dude we need to defeat him we then meet some other characters who are super pointless and also annoying but now mist is slowly starting to take over the drawing world and people are starting to freak out if you see a man in Black robes do not engage yeah no [ __ ] dude YooHoo down here scary evil man uncapable of unspeakable violence I have a flat tire okay so now everyone is on the way way to defeat Mist they stop and set up camp so this little [ __ ] idiot can cook eggs with his back turned towards the fire also why do you have to cook food Paige can draw anything into existence okay just draw a bunch of [ __ ] Burgers what's going on or better yet draw a magic wand that can kill Mist automatically what the [ __ ] are we doing here guys sorry I digress there's a weird argument that takes place that also makes no sense will you shut the fluff up shut up now and this next part is when the movie tries to add some backstory to the characters you know so we can relate to them and care about them more but obviously that does not work can you rub my shoulders it's kind of sore from drawing sure thanks ma'am that's how you rub someone's back dude the best way to make someone feel better is to be as far away as physically possible when you're trying to console them yeah it'll be okay I know for a fact that he saw some of PA's drawings about stomping dogs that's why he's that's why he's keeping his [ __ ] distance dude I believe life is meant to be enjoyed not constantly at war with other people you feel me I feel you my family life is jacked off Paige I hate talking about it but with you I feel that I can tell you anything so what about you what the [ __ ] dude what are you talking about man oh my God [ __ ] dude to be like I'm so comfortable around you I feel like I can tell you anything anyways tell me about yourself just not say anything about yourself okay never mind that's actually one of the funniest things I've ever seen so after that some more pointless scenes happen with some insane dialogue you know my Dad hates me right and then they all start singing another random song forever together forever together forever together forever forever together yeah dude there was 100% a gas leak at their school that explains everything art teacher [ __ ] passed out and then all the kids passed out and now they're all having a shared hallucination in their separate Comas forever together forever together that's the only way I can describe this plot Paige Foster never had any friends before this no relationships no marriage yeah I hope she hasn't got married she's in high school dude what the [ __ ] you know I really thought this was going to be like a quick silly fun little video but there's so much [ __ ] in this movie that I honestly can't even skip I can't bring myself to do it that being said we cut to another song about going back to the drawing board back to the drawing board but for some reason this part of the movie was compressed like terribly and it's like super blurry and hard to watch not unlike the rest of the film but in a different way this time and it's so crazy watching this video and then moving your eyes down a little bit and then reading that it took 6 years to make this was there also a gas leak in your house while making this movie and another question why is this alien so thick why is this extraterrestrial being absolutely Caked Up extraterrestrial dude UFO my God that's a huge ass Paige I have some questions why are you drawing aliens with huge asses and are you also selling any prints also dude the next voice over goes on to explain that mist is going to destroy their world and turn it into an ice covered Wasteland but like again just get page to draw a [ __ ] new sun or something to warm it up I know I keep making this point but like the entire [ __ ] movie they talk about how paigee has like so much skill and talent she can create anything that she draws whatever she draws comes to life Paige has mastered almost everything but she never [ __ ] draws anything man she just fist fights everyone she's a bully but this voiceover goes on for a long time and they say a ton of wild [ __ ] I know a lot of you guys have addictions some of you are hurting some of you just don't give a crap you need to give a crap I I I don't even know what to say anymore I I've run out of things to say I think and I know this was made for like kids to stumble upon because they think it's a frozen spin-off because of the thumbnail also when you factor in that the title of the video says princess movie and all caps when there isn't one single princess in the entire movie I think this was bait for That Sweet YouTube kids revenue and I just feel bad that kids have to watch [ __ ] this bad not to sound like a boomer but when I was a little kid pre YouTube The only things that were shown to me on a screen had to be approved by like dozens of people by hundreds of people before it like made it onto a TV and then into my [ __ ] skull there were like entire organizations dedicated to choosing what was appropriate for kids to watch on television now kids can just open the [ __ ] YouTube kids app and watch the most insane [ __ ] ever made and then just ruin their [ __ ] brain from the GetGo but anyways back to the movie Koby goes off to get help from the first drawing ever anyways I'm going to head out to seek power from the first drawing which turns out to be just a stickman which is pretty funny and the voice acting for this Stickman character was definitely a choice traveled very far to get here well you came to the right place then bro I ain't see you since we slay dragons in The Forest of Secrets I'm going SP you to chitchat my boy I mean kudos to Kobi for subverting expectations you think a first drawing would be this Wise Old Sage like character but no he's the coolest [ __ ] chillest most nonchalant guy ever can you imagine Gand behaving like this instead of his iconic you shall not pass he's just like nah all right so after that scene we get yet another narration from Kobi and his Xbox 360 microphone Art Is Ours all right man and after another weird song we find out the big twist of the movie I've been watching you this entire time as my students you needed to be trained and observed dude mist is the art teacher there isn't a gas leak after all in all honesty I didn't see this coming this is actually a kind of a cool twist thought like hey guys how the [ __ ] did you not recognize that voice you needed to be trained and observed listen the world hates People Like Us that is the deepest voice I have ever heard in my life dude sorry you keep getting prank called that's so annoying I know it's the worst sorry I got to go to work I I'll see you later man all right see you later hello is your refrigerator running who is this okay so I guess the art teacher's motivation is that nobody takes artists seriously in the real world artists like you and I have to constantly prove ourselves to people which is a fair point to make I guess but like you teleporting into a drying world and [ __ ] flying around with a weird outfit and calling yourself missed it's not really giving me a reason to take you seriously man when I was your age I had people asking me to draw images of them for free Society hates us okay so we get another big fight scene and this is when Kobi returns and now he's like he looks super different because he got powered up from the first drawing Kobe has reached his final form JS and flip flops so Kobe's fighting the wizard and this is when mist intervenes and actually [ __ ] kills the wizard by stabbing him me when I see someone get stabbed to death okay sorry we're almost done the movie just bear with me for a little bit longer okay so Paige and Mist are flying around all over the universe having an existential debate about art and life I have more art degrees than you can even imagine and things get pretty he what the hell are you even wearing you dress like a toddler dress your age you don't even have a degree dude roasting a high schooler for not having a degree that's [ __ ] really funny it's like yeah I know that's why I'm here so I can get one one day what the [ __ ] okay now we get this really really really long chase scene featuring Paige riding that [ __ ] flying killer whale and she's chasing after Mist while they scream about stupid [ __ ] the whole time I had my childhood ripped away from me and um this feels like a good time to say this the first time I watched this movie I was on a plane and you know when you're watching a movie on a plane and a sex scene starts and you just [ __ ] pray a God that no one else is watching your screen picture that feeling but for an entire movie that's how I felt it was a [ __ ] nightmare dude but anyways after yapping for another 10 minutes Paige finally catches up with mist and this [Applause] happens I cannot be defeated art style 72 reversal of time okay that's that's not fair now my disguise has faded as a side effect of that forbidden magic I no longer feel the urge to fight you Paige yeah dude I'd have a [ __ ] change of heart too if I was swallowed by a whale i' do the same thing I'd be like yeah not worth it what the [ __ ] that was so [ __ ] scary what the hell what was that why'd you do that the art teacher is playing it cool right now but I know deep down he wanted to [ __ ] freak out oh my God I almost died I almost died that was so scary so [ __ ] off and wanders the universe for the rest of time and the movie ends with the same sound effect that it's been using for the entire [Music] [Applause] [Music] film and that was the movie our drawings Jesus [ __ ] Christ man I don't even know what I can say about this movie I guess good for Kobi for making a movie on their own and I know I was pretty harsh at times but like dude you can't put in a description that you're on the same level as Disney and DreamWorks that is wild if you're going to say that you got to come with some heat okay but all you did was come with some cuz I want to cuz I want to throw the movie away I don't know I just think this movie had an opportunity to end on a [ __ ] killer line that honestly could have redeemed the whole thing here's what I'm thinking so after Mist was swallowed by that whale and then regurgitated him and Paige could have been having this like Star down right and maybe lby could have been like wait who won and then Paige and Miss could have looked at the camera and in unison they say it was a draw that would have been [ __ ] sick dude but no they didn't do that so Kirk's official review one beatboxing puppy out of 10 I'm the beat puy okay thanks for watching I hope you enjoyed it if you did please press the like button because believe it or not one like equals one dick I will draw and make it come to life sound off if you think Kobi should make a sequel because I'm I'm big in on that I would like please press the Subscribe button okay we're so close to 5 million dude and as soon as you press the Subscribe button you become a valued citizen of Curtis toown if you don't know Curtis town is the best place to live in the world and I'm the mayor of Curtis toown so you have to be nice to me it's the law okay check the description for the other [ __ ] I got going on I got my podcast and all that crap my Instagram check it out okay that's it I would stick around but I got to go right a whale see you

Channel: Kurtis Conner

Views: 3,951,086

Keywords: kurtis conner, kurtis connor, our drawings

Id: 8Ou7w3Sxk5E

Length: 30min 21sec (1821 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 18 2024