A Wig and a Name (GAME)

today we sing you not to smoke let's talk about that good mythical morning thank you for making us a part of your daily routine mythical beasts a question is like a membership to the gym you walk inside of that musty room full of muscle obsessed meatheads pumping those question dumbbells then you strip down to your purple polka-dotted workout skivvies and take a deep breath sucking in that dank and pungent smell of determination and perspiration intent on sticking to your new year's resolution to shape up and get swole for next summer's beach season you do some question cardio and pump some question iron over and over in reps of 30 lift pump repeat until mythical beast that first bead of sweat falls from your head and drips down your face yes mythical beast all of that hard work has finally paid off because that bead of sweat that has now splashed onto the stink absorbed crusty mat beneath your feet is not just in his greatest sign of success no it's also your answer oh it's very complex oh now you're eating it I'm gonna move along to questions we asked you if you need any advice about New Year's resolutions okay and you asked Lauren kata asks what are your new year's resolutions rhett and Link okay um I mean I'm a couple of weeks into having made my new year's resolution that's typically when everyone did it back then um it's about time to check in but yeah we can check in to up okay I actually had to write I limited it to one this year but I'm pretty excited I go ahead no you go first me you go first I resolved to let you go first okay um all right this is what I did I wanted to get a jump start on Valentine's Day and treat my wife Kristi to a special surprise so I resolved to create a sculpture for her yeah and it's a sculpture of her for her made out of pasta oh well I mean it's cheesy everybody what you shouldn't like it and I mean it's a work in progress she doesn't watch the show so not a problem but um it it's not done and but I mean it's it's mostly done she might need a chin I could add a chin I might add a nose yeah chanting you're pretty much there it's uh it's good effort goes a long way I'm hoping ya got it so uh good job what's yours um well I have one that's uh to make more eye contact with people when I talk to them okay because I feel like I've been looking down a lot I'm gonna start really making eye contact oh that's good with you a lot I didn't know it was a problem but it we talked I'm gonna be right in there actually this seems like a problem yeah but if I speak to you I'm gonna is going to be icon it's a little crawfish show and off the show okay okay work and click you can still blink but okay no I'm not gonna blink what's your what's your other one the other oh you should don't worry about it it was not a big deal that was the one that's the main one that I'm worried about you're not even doing that anymore well just so just tell me just tell me the other what what just tell me the other resolution well it's a little strange but I'm also working on a macaroni sculpture of your wife Christine and I don't know I feel like I'm pretty much done with this one I might color in a bad background but I'm he's coming along pretty nice you might color in the background yeah what are you what are you gonna do I'm gonna give it to your wife yeah as a matter of fact I'm basically done with this you can take it and go just tell us from me okay I'll do that let's let's answer another question okay we can do that heteros number three asks how can I make myself want to quit smoking like I know I should but I just don't want to you well pet arose three we know that this can be a very difficult thing for people to do and I have sought to answer your question and the best way that we know how by writing you a song that's right it's time for a brand new segment that we are calling songs for win this is a song for when you want to quit smoking when smoke pours from my mouth I feel like a drag or like Gandalf blowing magic rings British best friend Bilbo Baggins or James Dean and his white t-shirt with smokes rolled in his sleeve or my granddad puffin and those Polaroids and he looked just like me but cooler than me cuz he was smoking but he's dead and so is James Dean and sure James Dean died in a car wreck but I bet a cigarette caused the accident and Bilbo and Gandalf never existed but if they did now they would be dead but Dragons they do exist and they have special lungs that resist the carcinogenic effects of smoke but I don't so I'm not gonna smoke cuz I'm a person not a drag and rest in peace bilbo baggins cuz I'm a person not a dragon and rest in peace bilbo baggins cuz I'm a person not a dragon rest in peace Bilbo cuz I'm a person not a dragon rest in peace Bilbo Baggins so whenever you're hankering for a ciggy just seeing that little bitty okay and we do want to write more songs for win and we want to get those ideas from you so use hashtag song for win and let us know your suggestion any situation or need where song could be helpful less stuff for example you might tweet or post on Facebook I need a hashtag song for when I'm in a traffic jam hashtag song for when there's only one slice of pizza left hashtag song for when I lose confidence in the fashion choice that I made that day so let us know wherever hashtags are accepted and use hashtag song for win will find it and sing the song okay next up we've got backseat Valentine who asks us how do I become someone else well the question is sad but the answer is simple you only need two things a wig and a name that's right all you need to become somebody else is a wig in a name and we've got both of those we have a bucket full of wigs we have a hat full of names way this is going to work is we will do this for the other I will do it for you I'm going to grab a wig for you and I'm gonna grab a name for you and then you become that person Stevie calls time when it's time to move on and then you do it for me okay and we just go alright until let's wake it up name it out here's a wig for you link okay I can't even see where to put this on my your name is Dalton hi I'm Dalton I'm here I'm here to give the pep talk what kind of kids okay that's it up to you for letting me give Jillian a give pep talk kit I'm also a DJ okay is this like a middle school situation uh any school okay call school short school in middle school nice to meet you don't don't no okay and then does this go on the ground yeah no I don't want it no I don't want it thinking you got here's you a hat a week at and there's no one on that and your name is Brett kind of close to home hey yeah my name is Brett I look a lot like that guy rep from the internet and what are you that rhymes what yeah do you like to ride I do I'm also a rapper and I'm also a trapper and sometimes I used the crapper yeah I was in a talent show uh and you and you rap - yeah but there was a guy named Dalton here who's speaking to the kids and you write like tally break and I got out there and I was like I'm here to say I really like read plan and a crazy wait look at me go look get me dude where were you going I was waiting for the beat to drop oh there was no beat yeah I didn't drive because Dalton for gosh I can't look like a fool if you believe that what what else rhymes with crapper I already say snapper time giving away oh yeah I already say snapper okay okay here's a wig for you oh goodness is this what is this and you and your name is Melvin hi hey Melvin welcome to the group hi name is open everyone just has to introduce themselves and then say a little bit about what they're into I meant at range stranger cranes chicanes it's it's it it's a it's a crane I had thing that picks up building materials so go on it what is it called grey oh and this isn't a crane yeah mr. Cartwright scarce crying paper it makes them well I'm glad you joined us and I just thought there's lots of accidents on the worksite are you okay and I take Oh tall is that that didn't up put them on tumblr tumblr you have a tumblr have a tumblr that has morbid pictures excited from from the construction side time not nothin nice to meet you take that this is a given you look like that and your name is Jean Paul hey hello hello Schuyler I've been here the whole time you're not speaking with you yeah I'm sorry just boy for you to ask me some questions yeah I am ask me some questions what's your occupation JP boot ogre okay what is the Bulldog or do exactly I work with a banking brew dogs and what do you what do you do you teach them like life skills or vitalized him oh really I'm milk okay I give you milk I bring him back to life this time you should see my facility uh okay I'm sorry I got tickled on that okay all right give me a wig and a name okay here we go this is fun I was just gonna put it on for you okay and your name is Oh give it to me baby - this please all right Nancy haha come on all the dating sites nice wife right away Missy you probably don't need to show this off oh whoa sorry high profile every boy what kind of face do you like on your profile and you're doing like the tinder thing what's your face oh wow you have a lot of luck on tinder all right I get a little local to me gender is this falling apart could I give you another way give me one more okay Oh adorn me and your name is your name is willow hello what's your name willow what are you into these days willow you like YouTube Oh have you seen yeah I have we're actually on it right now hi I'm willow I'm an expert on okay you know a lot about something what what would that be everything you're an expert on everything tell me about noodle sculpting it can be very dangerous what why is that rigatoni okay oh I got weirded out but backseat Valentine you're welcome because now you can become anybody you want we just it was that clear and a hat full of names you freaked me out there at the end thanks for liking commenting subscribing and sharing this video with people who want to become otherwise you know what time it is hi I'm echo from Taipei Taiwan announced time spin the wheel of mythicality if you want to submit a wheel of mythicality intro video this season is a little bit different go to rhettandlink.com/store to the link in the description where you can fill out a form and submit the video a little bit different but is he worth it click through to good mythical more where we're going to open mail with Jen and find out what this is it's special rhett and Link have superglue their hands together hey man oh really release and release and maybe if we do a high ten maybe that'll so there's no superglue on this hand writes right no snow something on your hand let's do it but there was on my hand that's a Brian so there's now two super glued hands just shake it off shake him and shake him and shingle that's not work you know what let's just live with it okay yeah did you hear about the guy who fell away during force awakens oh you you messed up your joke he fell away

Channel: Good Mythical Morning

Views: 2,523,848

Rating: 4.9385724 out of 5

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Id: -Km0sm39UA4

Length: 14min 31sec (871 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 14 2016