A 'death' salesman struggles to close a deal with a fabulously difficult customer. | Death In Bloom

[Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] all right Thank You Krishna as in Anna [Music] I have to tell you I really tried with this one I did I relaxed I focused I did just as you told me Christopher but I'm sorry it was unacceptable I'm afraid don't get me wrong I like a man with a sense of humor but Christopher are you paying attention it was unacceptable not to your liking again I take it mrs. Patterson unacceptable unacceptable not what I expected and certainly not grand no no would you prefer to have already baked the cake perhaps Christopher that was not the issue the fall then actually the fool wasn't as bad as I thought it would be I landed a bit hard on the floor there but that's to be expected right yes well you did have a major stroke on a summer's day were you uncomfortable the impact was a little hard but I was completely paralyzed so I live with that oh yes well done mrs. Patterson well we do try to add some paralysis in there to make the fall more comfortable but all that aside Christopher I'd rather not spend my last moments musing on the meaning of it all while staring at fake breasts in a trashy magazine it's not what I expected it's unacceptable it is I see here's the thing mrs. Patterson as you discovered with the previous experiences there was always something let's say disorderly that's the business I'm afraid [Music] remember electric blues for instance should they be all this slippery Sunday remember under the bathroom cabinets notice all that pubic here doing under there and who could forget falling for you this little bastard looks as if he's come to chop me up into pieces help me up would you you see some of these little details like what happens to be in the room at the time for example a magazine that you happen to be reading a recipe from are a little out of my control it's what makes the experience you're wrong so to speak I only saw the setup what's in the room that's all yours I'm afraid in this situation the fake breasts you're talking about of what we refer to as a unique experience a surprise if you will may I at perhaps suggests reading a magazine with a little more taste Brad you might be right there Christopher but it wasn't just the breasts staring me in the face my stroke on a summer's day just wasn't enough I want something grand a magnificent gesture something they'll remember me by I want it to be perfect dramatic like in the movies I would have fall in slow motion I want to whisper something like rosebud do you have anything with roses rose by I think we might have it mrs. Patterson oh really trust me you cannot live without this one [Music] remember don't open it you'll ruin the surprise [Music] [Music] Oh fancy that I actually thought that was you I'll take it [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] you [Music] [Music] [Music]

Channel: Omeleto

Views: 533,318

Keywords: death in bloom, comedy short film, omeleto

Id: j4-kqFciNGY

Length: 11min 2sec (662 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 19 2018