A Pint and Two Shots | Pleasure Land & Tutties!

right next to gayfield was a I think called pleasure land so for podcast studio with part-time public and average Actor Stephen purden and bringing a wealth of knowledge and questionable patter it's our no-nonsense dafty Chris toll completing our front three it's the man himself all the way from the tap end of Stevenson it's Grado welcome to a painting two shorts It's a podcast it's a football podcast you're joined here wait a minute but why are you doing that because that's what everybody wanted that's what last week's it why would your dinner [Music] make no mistake right okay Welcome to our painting two shots I think I was funny okay I've been up here this morning York because [Laughter] they will be coming up on the 13 episode later on I remember oh I could get stabbed in the neck during the night ah somebody broke out of his house couldn't you what what anyway it was on Jam TV photos later I get stabbed through the night and he was still made learning early in the morning [Laughter] she's our football podcast we're live here that the G4 claims to those and we're sure good to see these boys not as good as it is to see you it's great to see you Fred flashing as much as much as it is hustling Ashley Audrey enjoy that Audrey enjoy that butcher hi don't you I saw you I remembered and that's definitely that type of fagging this one or something I don't remember that is not well I was busy man it's a school holidays people could come in the doors even Knuckles at work people could come in my door and I would have a sign doctor you know so basically what you're telling is you're going to Jehovah's trap on Sunday I finally enough this is the one time I did say no but I use the way I'm just gonna do it with him in the street man and you can just tell each thing so I've ran I see them those chapters told me to come to this thing and all that well they won't track it apps like white trousers brilliant I was I was listening tomorrow in life oh no that's not been nice it was regular it was testimonial and uh to do something at the dinner um perfectly right because right now [Laughter] right next to uh gayfield was a I think called pleasure land so where's your Landing [Laughter] sorry because pleasure land was next time triangles [Laughter] did you watch any Channel um I was talking to one of the guys at what's uh if he was at the Grinch Mouse on that I know what else do you know what it is it's a record score as well I I brew versus Short Spot records so but I didn't know that's right but it was fun at it because the guy was gone it's about a record for 56-9 maybe trans man according and I went oh I'm getting something right oh I went and I went it should my 36. oh he is throwing me anyway oh [ __ ] that's that's [ __ ] oh that's [ __ ] moved me oh [ __ ] oh that's a bit that's a bit hey [Music] um [Laughter] that same day when I've brought 1369 World Cup World Record score and any competitions [Laughter] the same day and the Scottish cup as well [Applause] much better yeah [ __ ] man you just won 36-9 get yourself a Victorian Papa Sauce signals one two three four cancel the party oh nothing [ __ ] done man I can't believe it foreign [Music] [Laughter] foreign [Laughter] recently man [Music] [Laughter] oh yeah great signing player player I do have something for the lower leagues if you're interested about the tech talker that Morton gave uh right so this guy was playing Welsh football last year and he set himself a challenge to within 365 days he would play professional football somewhere in Europe so it's been going all about Europe just walking up and trying to get a trial came to Scotland walked up to Martin they said he's this is him video on Tech talk I've seen I'll be better he's going they've gone I come back the Mora nine o'clock and then next thing you know they're playing aloa last night and a trail is number three is revealed to be this dick talking boy this is right they didn't imagine what is this a joke so we go Owen bye two minutes later it's cold because some days Michael Doyle broke his leg but the sound is it right so the game is cold this guy going two minutes later the game get cold oh he was childish number three I've seen after he has brows playing I'm not bad oh yeah amazing no no wait no no hi they've had Millions nice [Applause] and their names are always in the front of the shop s back do you know what I mean I mean [Laughter] so maybe this boy could maybe Rock up to Rangers or first this was medical Disney get done soon man it's been getting done for about 72. I wasn't gonna have to see me I'm completely lost I don't know what's happening I don't know who I know I've seen a couple is I've never seen Jack button to know that first [ __ ] six weeks ago mate you've seen them before you get married is it I I'm over I'm over it but well she is ah I have been completely desensitized to everything I really have because jealous of me and I have no I've no I've never been done before you do I know and again and just ruined me for football I'm just going to Top This up chill out mate thanks for coming Mitchell hey yeah for the week for the month for the month do you hang the money for Joe is a bit mental I I bought if it's Ransom I'm getting the maximum I can get it they've set the president where they go spend money that's a direct motion for them I agree with you well Scott right obviously in time are both been LinkedIn no I believe it is so I have to have is genuinely getting linked yes how much I'm seeing minimum 10 million because of what I just said I was starting to do a receiver told the electrician he was I was gone would you feel about mercenary he was a bit Davis 31 year old right he's not your right now for your children he's 31 year old he's been a good servantage right but see if they're coming in like I just say that manager not just that as well you get it used he has been a good servant today so you know podcast all right what just be gay dropping the microwave my money's officially hey hey man can I imagine they go in touch with my imaginal agree though expats no they're they're crying for the children apparently they signed for that all the time I imagine they're saying those up [Music] look at him would you go a joke it's very hot maybe you'd get used to it right okay man [Laughter] foreign still first starting taking them off I'm ashamed I've got IBS as well but not funnily enough what you're saying over the past week because IBS no just became a hang that everybody's faster 2014 I remember the exact date that I got it I got a special Curry um right otherwise because it was a place when I walked in the fire don't name a place I want it and I swear I shot that night on a night shift and I shout when I get him and I shot all day and I have no stop [ __ ] it's since 2014 I'm no joking that's when that started happening Tammy I went for a colonoscopy and it was the worst ever exactly well it's a camera up here yeah um uh you need to take this just that clears you up that was wrestling Doug Williams on the Sunday night but I had to start taking the potion like the night before and honest to God man I started to take that as soon as I wrestled dog and I shot on a I take jump in the plane for Heathrow up to Glasgow I'll be realized just stood at the toilet and just kicking went to the hospital I sat down man legs are Campbell and uh she was just about to put the the camera at me and uh she was like well you're bruised and I went in the wrestling and she went well with that great old guy [Music] do you know what I mean like a sharpener [Music] should get in touch definitely yes clean green um so Brandon Rogers hi uh so he's taking he's taking his first training sessions yesterday and yes Monday and all three the days well and it just Celtic TV really and he said you know someone is a breath of fresh air it comes and he sets sprays at lunch time it's not about what I'm saying the difference between the two personalities and and the nodules like it's really refreshing it's actually I'm waiting forward to working with them now and stuff like so I think and Kim used to come out and go uh or I separate myself with a team so what do you think spending it's in the cafeteria ah where did you go I can imagine this it's like sometimes yeah what you've been up to yeah give my ability to us at some things if you're being a scene oh I don't know if it's just the internet two doors then right some things are certain directors if they've blocked it they'll come and set me and you go with your last business and I know me in that is that are you like if it was if you'd have to be sitting in a person going I thought we kicked the ball well this morning I mean I I mean I'm getting a lot in the script yeah the brain is great you know I mean there's a lot of complain yeah that that's I was thinking that as well yeah yeah I don't know what would you prefer I go on well with my girlfriend when they bother me he was for his coach okay hello you're through to Chris what am I wearing oh well I smile on a song are you familiar with the Hoops of 1988 movie do you prefer what uh what [Laughter] the forest green Rovers and you know talk about that recently um no no no I'm saying I was I was talking about it saying how long the anchor will be before that a woman gets a woman getting a manager's job in the men's game see if I speak for experience right it's funny and I was talking to you actually didn't mean about this I was like see whenever I've had a woman like I don't know I think it's probably going to go in the other direction to be honest with you regardless because this generation regardless regardless of how real women's football's doing and stuff like that he's doing really well you know you're still gonna have a lot of people within the game they're like down on it that goes with saying that's obviously gonna happen but with finally certainly the plane scores I just wonder if there's any guys that maybe go let me go wait hold on a minute it could never be anywhere yeah man that she's replaced big dunk but also could it be any media for the screen appointment uh you know what I mean veganism there are 2023 Club there's nothing right Gerald he's took the 70 pound yes taking the Shady point I don't go there for a couple years Mickey's money and then come back up I mean like we said I'm an earlier you can't blame him you know I mean but it was funny because we're talking about before we come on a bit like the hearing hi yeah but obviously never done it in an accident like Stephen the clown we'll watch I something he's trained with us press times appreciate it is [Laughter] [Music] why don't foreign the Buffs the Buffs the Buffs of the the Buffs of the Arabia now we should put all the big teams in our heart and we need to pick right we need to pick one I was doing that for the week because the Rugby Football now does have started their season they'll have a decent amount of curls over there or maybe I'll take it maybe a better quote if I bought in the SPL it you kidding those little football belt in there exactly because your SPL no longer exists you know what I mean it's old Scottish Premier League I know man I know but it's it it wouldn't need to go far it'd be a better stand no but I still think even with these big wheels I think if they come over and played like a shelter killer angels we would turn them over I don't care if they'll get Ben's mind can't hear the rest of the team's not up to the standard so that's what my point I was making before they're going to have to sign a lot of players to to make it a more attractive foreign [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] Ronaldo yeah honestly it's amazing it's a whole documentary he narrates it and make the stuff on it that you just never believed that the game before Brazil it shows you the team talk before that was the story jacket and did it and they're changing them because because they couldn't they couldn't train because obviously foreign [Music] then I think it was nowhere near the end although transfer news this week massive transfer news it took social media by storm oh wow there you have it our very own Crystal was getting tapped up by some other Trump podcast trumps that's my Powers you're talking about hello hi listen I'm just I'm just just dangling dying on a carrot inside all right cookies [Laughter] and [Music] um everybody okay foreign [Music] energy drinks he's like oh tall why are you trying less in these games man I'm well I scraped me and then I'll be back in the other guy that was I think I've looked at this Scene It says and if you buy a full case Sweeney will take you for lunch that's when as soon as I've seen nice like see the George scene but I go cause further away I've been like [ __ ] actually right hey just come back eventually I don't even recognize you mate I'm sorry he's been a little Simon coming on also they've shamed me anybody buying four cans of [ __ ] who was that it's actually it's actually nice hotels did you did you buy the full crates I'll buy a phone case [Applause] um yeah and I I feel obliged but I've bought it anyway and it's actually quite nice I'm gonna name it because you've got sponsors but if he's wanting sponsors you know what words [Music] and obviously Greg's put on your social media it was quite funny but I lovely guys um sorry [Music] Kyle basically George foreign [Laughter] hi sorry [Laughter] she didn't have to get it so all right that was good we were in Russia general actually just go off here um come back at five minutes later I was like are you done I don't need to get it done anymore so I don't know and Kian was away last week he's he was away at orkney so yeah he's partly the Scottish youth Parliament all right all right that's probably my first ever um debut in the televisions but his name is an STV remember yeah a football I thought about them I always knows coach with Parliament miles or Steven Jobs [Laughter] two seconds from I meant photobomb because he was only enough to report on the table now I don't hang anybody really think so yeah man united [ __ ] off question so get us one and then Stephen Jonathan let our [ __ ] shoes [Laughter] which was an interesting yeah with class I really enjoyed that man I I was good you had the birthday party oh wow foreign [Music] hey [ __ ] you somebody [Laughter] I'm awesome anymore [Music] Boys Boys Boys Boys Boys Boys don't do that we've been getting a bit of heat about the amount of time we have been getting on about this 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few months this is the first weekend I've had an ages that I've known any plans will it be birthday parties weddings what is that one is anyway what else that's my annual wage six to nine trains every year for the repeat reason WWE yes which it was absolutely amazing that you really catch me slag in any show season you got somewhere no listening right sure um I'll get him three tonight obviously Big Smoke a nice big joke a big joke um so sell them with me I've actually yeah Stephanie's working for seven in the morning to nine at night Saturday and Sunday so Avenue like your your life man my life is honestly did you get married hey hey do you know what you have done again hey you what's that performance man yeah sure performance Styles tell us about performance tiles I motor crew all right anyway Performance tire supply a wide range of high quality performance Tiles at low low prices and they'll get free branches which you can go in and visit anytime you want Annie's Land Air and Karma 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Length: 50min 37sec (3037 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 06 2023