A Pint and Two Shots | Flying With The Dalai!

I can't remember but I was going off later yeah welcome to a paint and two shots coming to you from the from the four podcast studio with part-time public and average Actor Stephen purden and bringing a wealth of knowledge and questionable patter it's our no-nonsense Dusty Crystal completing our front three it's the man himself all the way from the top end of Stevenson it's Grado thank you where would you take two shorts is a podcast it's a football podcast while live here at the G4 claims shadows and Russia were joined by shelter Bob hello hi and a champ hey Center absolutely talk about last week um but I was assaulted let's let's know better about the bush I was assaulted and you know her yeah because I know that you're watching in the show prick so you think that running up and sleep tackling me at a [ __ ] Motley Crue and Def Leppard gig is acceptable I'm here to tell you it's not young man curry sauce and chips nice and I was I was just starting enjoying it in my favorite Motley Crue songs on girls girls I'm just enjoying myself singing away eating my chicken in between uh in between verses and the next thing I [ __ ] I thought a guy had just fell next to me I can't run and he's [ __ ] those big skid mark right along with it he [ __ ] ran up and sleep tackled me and then tried to pass it off that he was dancing and fell it fell 40 yards Wendy and yet he think I'm going to slate that one it's because he's real that's right I'm taking advantage of him because that is done that to you game over hmm right um by the way what about me being able to uh Nobody seen that unless they've signed up for the patreon to myself I thought he was going to behavior on you your legs are fair really that's why I'm saying I thought I I want a bench press appears on it I could do it at the same time why don't you get a big pool right and she'll take one of his teacher oh ready [Laughter] three two two one I wonder if he's coming back here if he's watched the documentary on Netflix yeah I've watched Summit the American Gladiator oh my God you're wrestling scene is wild watch that documentary and he feels Restless well some guy theaters have went and like Nickelodeon series and we'll get a couple of jobs Instagram foreign suggestions really uh I'm surprised they haven't got you any [ __ ] hoisters Gladiators extra came with an ITV too have you dressed up in like a mascot sitting in every so often you take it out the clown the clown like how he showed it I like every magazine program to go away I think it's good probably don't say the reason that remember when our ITV world of the sport come up and uh like we've got a million viewers in the first episode and we're like we need to get mail in the morning because there's some other wrestling companies don't even get that then the next week is 900 000 views and then buy like episodes like seven it was like it was like that basically I remember when that was coming and I was told that you're the best I remember the pilot there was a guy he goes this guy's ahead he would yeah bit hangers I don't want to talk about it but you're probably being sick then again you ever feel like that he's got a puke oh rest in peace stands over wrestler [ __ ] Shake I know I'm sad sad life story you should read up hey am I glad this is coming back soon um we're going to talk about right now we're also going to talk about the fact that I was waiting for Stephen the night right and my dog jumped up in the back of the couch standing in front of me and fought it right you just look at me I can't even remember that um he starts to get remorseful about things especially when he's gone I have to say you're one of the bus drivers ever then angelise would be your fault because you've only been on your seat belted out in the Deep legally greater where's the seat belts no but you see how that was just you know putting a [ __ ] breaking heavily and all that and it doesn't matter on a [ __ ] busy road but anyway he gets him in the water he said about sex videos he's feeling a bit crazy then he has to ride in all right that's not me I know my driving's fine I think he's driving his feet and I'm a terrible passenger he was actually arguing that club uh you're weird you're ready fast and pull back now do you usually the day I passed my test no no I passed my test at 20 past two all right five past three but it was Perry born anyway [Laughter] everybody [Music] necklace 21. no I'm good that's 21 49. I just wanted to know if they knew when Peter was born but he knows exactly I always remember coming back for the the driving school again oh my God was yeah waiting I went um foreign hey [Music] I was living around any ice after that dude patreon she will get re-fangued when there was a Europe two and a half Grand foreign once [Music] foreign [Music] should be no parking and hot spot but no no no no it's because any leaking around here and she went she cannot give me another lock and I went the [ __ ] smell your fish [Laughter] [ __ ] idiot yeah then the next day man she was getting introduced as like the new producer well there was that there was that that was that happened and then a couple of weeks later I remember I got the job as I ideally record columnist and I I went and said something you said it was totally like obviously it was near like four print I was basically talking to a journalist and he was like how are you going on Dean Riverside and I was like it's [ __ ] annoying man because [Music] uh yeah yeah you text me right below a statement hanging for the next day there's like a wee hang and Gretel apologizes to um can I can I ask that I I didn't know about this column what were you writing it what what did you write about and I call him [Music] um yay the Lord's watching it on Spotify again and they always gave me supercharger sauce and are we lit and I said supercharger sauce I don't care that's not the menu I was like I'll give you 10 pounds [ __ ] you then across the road man at kfcu we notepad it all right yeah I went and tag KFC UK just tried to get super charges I was embarrassed multiplied and it replied not giving it [ __ ] sorry this happened then the next day I I felt terrible off this year let's see if he's you can get it by the bottle now but see if you get Hillman's chili charger it's cold that's good my idea of she cares remember we used to eat KFCs we ate your stuff she can't I've just went into it and looked at like grade okay to try and find this tweet over there how many times did you tweak it yes look that's me that's all the tweets I can't remember so so the 12th of the 4th 2016 at KFC I've just heard devastating news the stacker Burger is ending on the 24th please can you put this decision on hold you oh I won't say that last but uh no you just said you're using it as an antidepressant um here's the the case KFC if it works for you at KFC just sad because I eat late because I'm sad not me I feel that more than you know I care if you just get it just get donated of a supercharger sauce in Glasgow restaurant last year was crab Stevenson always gives me and Burger King now okay no thank you by the way you've also just tweeted them saying they've knocked at the park with a big time with dirty Louise um we can move on if that book is speaking yeah welcome back welcome back welcome back anyway they tickled me okay no I would have it if he's going to be used is like a backup to the backup he's not going to be First Choice she's not gonna be saying choice I Hank Davies make it move don't want to hang somethings as well ah when uh we had any right boxes you can actually see Wales there was there would you call it uh networking stuff right [Music] if Leon King's injured you saw all my feelings towards Ben Davis injured as well I'm sorry he's all right he's all right he's fine he's fine how are you doing because he never made the trip he never made the Trap kids I think for our bathroom I think that's part I think there's passport issues here aye yes let me you sound like you said anyway [Laughter] preach preach no I think it's a decent move for Rangers because like talk saying like I said in the group chat you're native debt from your squad right it's a low risk signing he's not going anyone a lot of money no question like you said in order and plus I think you took rentals no yeah no it was um who's the guy that sings um [Music] would you call him again he done this guy Sports new song I can't wait everything favorite player is Barry Ferguson he's a Rangers Fan because he loves Barry Ferguson oh sorry Boy tell us one of these songs um I tell you what one [Laughter] anyway [Music] good boy [Laughter] all right buttons [Laughter] all right [Music] I hope it raining [Laughter] [Music] um [Laughter] if that Bloody noise [Laughter] [Applause] I'll actually see that one stop anyway no no Ben come on and make sure you collect your snub after it that's good that's good you sure no getting back to you I wish you know we need to start getting we need to start getting bodies where would you want it strengthy that's a good one right nice um I think we need to strengthen our rebike as well left back that all depends because no the dancing there no it is I think I might be wrong I remember foreign Robert Midfield we need to replace Jordan we need a wife um and we need a creative mode it looks like it to be honest with you he might be a nice one that gets on your deal so a lot of money is going on these new deals because I think they'll try to make them buy an a having a [ __ ] word right here I mean so we'll wait and see but um we definitely need to strengthen a few possessions I think goalkeeper for me being the most important oh you think so I do think he's not a fan no I know you haven't been but you think that's one of the most important 100 and two hearts good for your locker room I think we need that we need on your number one um I'm getting Good Vibes I know you know I'm like oh [ __ ] bitondo's gonna be the best player but I'm getting nice for your Vibes off button just for the Instagram videos foreign [Laughter] they're set up and they're spending and stuff I think although it's focused on players that maybe have had about a tough team recently and but it's like a handball that's how bad guys I mission breaking breaking news he came right for the man united team I know he was winding done and what was he was effective thing but you associate did you forget all right you could turn um foreign looking at it maybe but Billy Gilmore play him and he was told a couple of days before that you're going to play but then what he ended up getting the sack right and then he was he was going to be in a squad that was a couple yeah uh you know I think that's the story and then it ended up like they were like pull you for this I'll have one yeah she carameloko then barely he the young boy everybody was screaming out front before he was screaming if I and manager after marriage I've never play them all right and again Angel did they started and just for season and when he was back to Fitness you never get any game time and then it was away for free and he went to France he's went abreast in France and he's been shot 30. [Music] yeah one more Bad season in his boss I have this training for breakfast [Laughter] John flick um I don't know those those ones is saying the taking on a different tangent now can I keep getting off in tangents but why don't you say you go where are we signing them for um those things like hibs and hearts and all that have signed players that are coming at the end of their career and they've just hit the ground running with them Frank shows you how much unbelievable yes [Laughter] field made his debuted did you hear the commentary for the gold or something Mickey Mouse into back into the area for swedersky [Applause] [Music] Mickey Mouse hey hey are you ready to play [Laughter] okay you must be boss because he's not stopped an American season I've seen I've I've said that my message to send me a tap hey send you one no I just wrote Love you brother yeah Aberdeen's home top screamer there's a boy no group chat Robbie Robbie Jack uh and he's an Aberdeen fan he's loving it from me Robert Jack called there [ __ ] holy no wait you know foreign Jack [Music] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] my father was in the pool man he's like he's left his walking stick and uh butter [Laughter] Jordan thank you um put that in the chat I put my feeler I'm all set and watching something brunch we're watching I'm sure we're watching a Keaton who's in Two Doors Down The Flash and Layla and the Flash starts and Cadence next week and we're watching them on Sunday brunch we're talking about Elaine C Smith how popular she was done in uh England hi and my father went um he was talking about NC Smith Foster talks this on Facebook what do you mean Foster he's gone faster haven't played robs in this but I'm like you mean Gregor fashionable group on Facebook I am on this disabled group Facebook answers questions thank you yeah anyways the guy that caught him in the bath did I send this video it was a Saturday night Saturday night Saturday night [Applause] all right yeah the realization honestly I was like hey what do you see the Box all right so here's my sister can I put that in another name [Laughter] oh my God hey tell us a story very soft when and get quite a lot of short and done Channel [Laughter] can it and it's so funny I'm walking it and I was like I hate passing me ah forget I catching away and I'm like I felt dead on easy but I'm walking about the big pack I catch you wanna shoot me I should feel all right I wish I was feeling Elvis when I pack up to I want to ownership on Market item is that Focus but then somebody take a 48 for tomorrow and it was my mate she's gone yeah something to use perhaps you're going to my kitchen no they were like um then they put it on Twitter and I went I went and Coach we said it going you only needed to ask all right because I was way um I was way I'm sure as many time and I was like you only need to ask I've done I went looking back now I probably should have said this but anxiously I was out with my family came like that kind of thing yeah you see sometimes no no no no no no no but I don't mean that no I get I get that but I I just seen like I was with my family foreign oh yeah oh he did me [Laughter] remember that joke wins to stay away from the fire sure [Laughter] everybody anymore patreon all right get signed up to the patreon yes patreon.com two shots all right they also linked there um [Laughter] clips yes and a long-standing relationship has come and end as well oh we need to say thank you to Performance tiles who have been on boardways from the very first episode George and the boys the contractors now come in and well we watch them well in the future endeavors it's just funny when you say that me and the boys and everybody here at G4 white say thanks to George and the Gang at performance tiles thank you performance tiles [Laughter] how do we start this off again [Music] she foreign it's the easiest claim line there is on Earth it's G4 claims that make it easy for you G4 claims and they also sponsored again coming up last weekend oh I'm going holiday very very often what's the name of the hotel ah you came up here now it's getting cancer [Laughter] I wouldn't ever say something was going to cancel my wedding because of that I was dodgy I thought why did you cancel it is [ __ ] hell is it that's funny come on if it's happening to somebody else it's funny apparently you're getting a concert exactly yeah I mean but no I never laughed at that anyway [ __ ] reason obviously I'm sorry about it let's get I mean let's make sure he gets in touch we'll get money studio all right let's go sign up to the patreon I talk to you let's come in here there's one way and nowhere now you can leave oh now you can leave the way his face changed to live with me forever oh name that movie 17. [Music] don't worry about it Taylor's dealership because I was delayed for like seven years I get what did you get mail when you paid for it no no but I got a good rework but I smell we're buying the home strap thank you uh no I know because I know you're quite nervous about it yeah but I did a couple of boys no point in sugar coconut trips no do you know that I actually to go on a flight to Vegas in 2012. and uh sure I got that I got that nervous right it was fighting for Manchester Airport Paul gave me a couple of them because I was scared of finding and I got so nervous country security I put I put the blues on my full skin can I just threw it yeah no but then I could never sleep my battles no you you tell that story before in the podcast we'll see if it makes it um my best one was coming back to Vegas always take take one half an hour before I go on the plane that chose me out but we had a bad flight through Vegas to New York it was like heavy sugarly right so that that in itself is freaking out any second one so have a fan took one before half an hour before I got on night maybe I'll Stand in the queue and there was a guy standing next to me and a BIG full sleeve tattoo and it was all what file finals and all that and it said FDNY and I was like actually I hope you don't mind me asking me and she's a bit well yeah what do you want any responders always makes that never come back right and I've been like do you know what actually if you are not teams right so I got on the flight and I forgot that I think and I get two Jack Daniels and corks right and I drank them and I can't mine I had three sheets to myself right and then just I'll put you in overhead Locker you've used that line before sorry yeah the steel desk came right and what you gave me a shake I'm like you're going to put your seatbelt on now or no it's going to be told she's gonna last long she's on over Landing I slept for the food that's a good feeling [Music] [Laughter] [Music] do you want it let's meet Jesus [Applause] they don't don't find this out I'm part of it people go let's play this next week if my appointments it's funny because I remember like when I was on a flight when I saw it we got a tank commander and I was want to see him Fighters him and I was like if this plane crashes who's gonna get the front page or something hi hi I can't remember but I wish wow you know what I'm actually I'm terrified of flying right so um so like this is John menses Wheels let's go mixtape well sorry we've had to if I didn't say we've got a very important person famous I can't tell you who is it can't tell you know so I've placed in the back in a plane no I like to sit at the front so I can't see the wings [Music] and the next thing the next time thank you so the next thing all these dignity the top man in the Catholic Church they can't mind in there in the Church of Scotland and all that and they're all standing at me like who the [ __ ] getting off the next thing you said hey where's Jordan men's he's back he's gone he's gone and you know what they've only to use your toilet so if I'm going to go down that way to use the toilets at the front airplane everybody had to use oh my God the [ __ ] was just an impress me no it was going to uh bill first it was flying it was here and inflated Belfast for some sure it was just like Elvis and [ __ ] like hello can I I know I must have been in Scotland for hwa over here I don't know I'm in the end did it obviously because he will you guess he's just it didn't he I don't know I've never really hung up here did they buy the new alienated Airport go on where Greg's by the way I can verify it I when people hear that you're gonna have to I know it sounds like a made-up story [Music]

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Length: 58min 40sec (3520 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 13 2023