A Minecraft TORNADO Ruined Everything!

insane winds and slime trousers our service is taken over by a powerful tornado this natural disaster steals our houses as we try to figure out how to survive but can we live long enough to escape these crazy tornadoes it's such a beautiful day the weather is I can't believe it took this long to actually make it work but here we are now it's so great and you know we can't have pizza hotdogs and fruit hoops without the tea thank you spill that see give me that tea there's a cup for you and a cup for myself that I should hold yes I love my tea broken oh wait what happened this is literally raining on our parade what's going on actually happened why is it raining windy wait Dante what are you doing here uh well you see Oh what do I see I see a Dante and a saint and a big dick that's rude I was dating a very beautiful siren she was very beautiful yes you said that twice we just didn't see eye to eye what happened see I may have broken up enough with her don't tell me her dad is the god of the tornadoes or like it or something like that huh no no okay at least is that much mom is the goddess of tornadoes no you died you why do you do these things so she's been break up so she's probably most likely definitely sending a tornado to destroy Dante I can't believe you torn a mother of tornadoes or whatever she is I can believe it we just have to think our brains ya know think with your brains oh that's a wonderful idea just like when you thought with your brain when you dated a girl with the goddess of Tornado yeah mom yeah I have big think moments all right what the big big moment was getting with it okay you know it whatever look look look look look I happen to have big think moments too right so here's what I did I made a button a button that'll help us if we're in danger because I know at some point Dante is going to get us killed so if we're in trouble right all we have to do is come over here put the button down and press it right that's simple I know right that's it yeah that's that's all you have to do that's actually very nice I mean I could get behind just pressing a button and poof all our problems go away what is he doing but but no no no oh my god no I got us into this mess I'm going to get us out of it I feel like you just brought us further into this mess we don't need a button we need power so start using it smart boy me look I have an idea yeah you've been reading about this idea for the market follow me okay okay what what it what is what is the big big bunch of cows so what's the deal yeah the wind blow the cows here are you gonna date the cows now cows are heavy right yeah aims at you what oh if you're heavy then the tornado cannot take you away what are you trying to say Dante let's do is put leads on cows you won't fly away you want us to tie ourselves to a bunch of cows I don't think that's how things work and I don't trust you come on trust me okay fine uh do you have you know what oh okay so okay I got some leads do you have some leads we gotta line up some cows I guess so there we go there we go I got a bunch of cows how are you doing with those cows dang you got your cows yeah I've got plenty of them what's happening oh no it's right here I just saw a massacre pigs nope nope nope the cows are heavy trust Dante we have to trust Dante okay all right no cows you're supposed to be heavy don't don't you don't yeah where'd you go I'm gonna go get some cows just in case I don't know what's gonna happen here but we'll get somewhere can you just keep on moving because I'm not sure I'm glad you have a sense of humor in this time of peril worried about the Meuse and more water Wow okay I did it work oh yeah yeah we had a lot of nice livestock around here and now it is just a memory a fleeting memory yeah its own livestock that's what it is Dante but hear me out we've heard you enough Dante how many times will it take why don't you learn the gestures I've got the quickness I'm sorry at least that part was a little bit funny are you saying I'm not funny I was doing some research on the Internet okay I read that tornadoes cannot pick up water apparently he's so he believes in it so much he said it twice you said that last time you said trusted last time so okay if it can't pick up water what do you expect us to do with that knowledge there's more water which everyone should be doing is aside from that one thing I read oh well he read it on the internet so it must be true okay so you read the one thing so now what are you gonna do about it what are you gonna do for one sentence from a questionable sources all I need to know [Music] it's true okay fine it's true tornadoes can't pick up water we are made of mostly water is that what you're gonna go with we're going to build us a human aquarium I hate it already water will not be able to pick up an aquarium with what materials Dante we have nothing - OH Oh course he has everything we need let's just let's just you know what okay doc Wow Dante thank you so much okay okay we get it we don't have any water Dante human aquarium go Dante you're so optimistic I we're gonna die again I'd say it's probably likely get in the water all right this is ridiculous there's an air pocket here we can live no tornado will get us now yeah cuz it's already got the Sheep there it goes here it comes yes behind us Oh God Oh oh right there oh no I think we're safe guys I think actually did it I think you may have actually done it we are safe so you want to hear glass cracking are you guys okay shut up jettisoned into a cave oh no I'll be pull again okay Oh I died wow I am so down yeah thanks the answer was right in front of me the whole time Dante I will not be your girlfriend I am sorry look I've seen what you got look don't even get close to me I know you missed it all right look out oh my what is what is the solution to your problem what what is this is that is that just a block of cobblestone cobblestone we just need to build a shelter out of cobblestone and we'll be fine so simple you know what I think I think we need to go back to a few steps ago and just use your button to get out of this mess that's cheating take me cheating this is a matter of life and death you yes exactly we are lives we can't cheat our way past our problems but we want to live what is living without really living well we've got we've got a regular nostradamus here oh my god Dante we can't make cobblestone the cobblestone look everything around us has died everything around us is dying and of course he's got his own personal mind hiding in his pants pockets okay fine fine well cobblestone house let's let's make it happen alright it's starting again I think girlfriend's gonna kill us whatever technically aren't you supposed to stay away from like windows and such when a tornado runs through you know I I didn't read that on the internet so it's not true don't don't ascribe to Dante's ideas already please tornado it sounds like it's already rolling yeah oh no look at stuff going on outside not scary your mom all the doors gone it's already gone I put the door back the door oh you did yeah how about that talking mood oh god okay whoa oh you just got a glide with it look at that I'm gliding with it I'm doing pretty good oh please let me do it please don't let me too high Dodge's you're out of everything he drowns well good for you and how is it it's good I'm actually let's say I'm still alive I found I found shelter after being gone around forever after all of that yeah I'm safe I'm actually saying you and Dante it you did did but not me turn it okay get me in here wait wait [Laughter] well I mean the tornado had to take matters into its own hands oh my god all right so we died a few times this time oh no no no no no no no no I have had it with your stupid attempts at this do you think this is a game don't answer that I am NOT going to stand for this anymore we are going to do this my way okay Zane oh I'm doing just fine after you have any swords and armor on you you know what yeah I actually have some swords and armor on me here you go but what are we going to home you know what I'm about to do with this wait are you saying we're going to stab the air exactly I have had enough of you where oh my god that's yeah if we just get some tornado oh I think it's running its run look it's not over here come on my god back here you pansy oh my god come on come on it shot me again Oh No stand up fight for what you believe in yes you can and yes you will once again violence solves all problems I god I can't believe it was that simple yeah it was that simple wait now it's time we destroy something else well you know what it's fine Dante Dante he deserves a second chance okay second second chance we have been giving him nothing but second chances and third chances and fourth chances well I am out of chances for him to draw now it is time for him or his last chance I promise no no no we just want tornado we've caught against the tornado we have the tornado it was great all right but look look just use this button and it'll reset everything none of this would have ever happened you have to go to myspace in the house over there use the button and I promise you it'll erase every memory from everyone and you can have your life however you want it you fine like you deserve this you can go just stay here Hey stay here it's okay it's okay let him go she just went out he can't she's mad no no no it's just it's fine it's fine just look trust me okay he's gonna have a new life right now it's gonna be great it's gonna be fantastic promise you cool can't wait to put this all behind me that was better than I could have imagined see see put this all behind him all behind him in just a bunch of specks and dust exactly now let's have our picnic come on tea and hot dogs here we come [Music]

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Length: 15min 34sec (934 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 28 2020