A Day in the LIFE of Funtime Freddy in VRCHAT

[Music] yeah I'm practicing my levitation what Leviosa what is it buddy could you explain something to me oh you want me to explain the birds and the bees okay so when Mommy and Daddy love each other very much oh if anything I know more about the birds and the bees than you do okay sure buddy sure but what is it what else do you need me to explain oh I don't know how the heck are you spending 300 a day oh that kind of explanation right um I can't tell you that that's a very private information bro I'm sorry what yeah I can't divulge that information you know 300 that's quite a lot of money and if I were to tell you you're gonna get mad so if I don't tell you you won't get bad you know what if you're not gonna tell me then you're going to show me but I I was gonna do things today without you you're going to show me what you do all day or else fine poopy dumb pants if you want to see what I do all day fine so be it but you've been warned you've been warned okay follow me our first stop is the farm where the heck oh my hair this is my Balloon Farm your Balloon Farm uh-huh you bought this place I did and I bought all the balloon seeds and I let balloons out every second so I've gotta have a lot of balloons are you the reason why there's always a balloon blissfully in the air at random times of the day it is that's actually our motto random balloons in the day it's pretty nice also would you like some uh Kool-Aid freshly squeezed from Kool-Aid man what I don't know I'm not drinking that it's all natural I'm not drinking though oh well you're lost then is this where you spend all your money uh no that's only some of the money but we make a profit we have to make a lot of profit how much profit well let's see when we take the net worth and then subtract all the taxes and stuff and then multiply it by the uh the growth and then the PMI we make about like the hundred thousand dollars what but then we buy more balloon seats and more balloons and then we've got to pay like this environmental fee because apparently balloons aren't good for the world they're really not wait what is this over here oh this is just for fun is this a balloon shotgun what it is pretty neat huh I invented it all these Nerf dogs really are weak there we go oh well but yeah the employees needed something to enjoy themselves who are your employees here well we don't have any more they died they died yeah but it's not that big of a deal you know we we pay everything off also would you like a complimentary balloon I think I'm good no no compliment okay uh yes the photo gallery are all these people who used to work here uh-huh I remember Kirby he was a great employee then we got the Dead Space Trio they were also fun we had Master Chief here for a while but then he had to retire because he was getting too old we had some random lady Let's see we had a lot of people here it was pretty fun what is not where you spend all your money no this is actually the front I laundry money I clean it for Mr pepper that explains quite a bit actually he I really appreciate it because then his money's super clean but yeah I just come here every now and then to check on the farm oh but nothing but yeah you like my Balloon Farm wait where do you spend the rest of the 200 then um I rent out a office space you're gonna show me where you spend the rest of the money guys fine either way that's where I go next after I work on the Balloon Farm because then I need to really think hard about where I want to take my business so let's go and here we are my office your office where are we we're in nowhere what do you mean we're nowhere see I'm such a intellectual mind that I need to have zero distractions around me except my office space because then I can't think of anything and I'll get distracted and then I'll be like oh plan what is wrong with this screen oh um this is my AI friend help me his name's Frank he watches we have such a great time together right Frank delete me it's okay Frank one day you're gonna be super smart like me also I gotta hook myself up with Mountain Dew that was glitch Chap's idea oh so pretty nice right and this is where you spend the rest of 200 a day yeah this is the last 200 bets just spending it on stuff for this I am you know how hard it is to keep this stuff clean and have a lifetime supply of Mountain Dew it's hard Freddy also gotta keep my good friend Frank here he's planning on watching Velma nope and releasing a review video of it yes sir that's right Frank we're gonna do a reaction and review together hey Freddy well what bad day actually I enjoyed this day so far you just you got to see the business now you get to see where I call this the Funtime Freddy thinking corner I know I stay busy Freddy buddy is this why you can't run for more than five minutes wait a minute I can't run because you just inject yourself with Mountain Dew uh-huh glitch up got me on this update I tell you that already it was his idea it's good stuff you know once it gets in there you're like ready to go you can just think and think and think and think and think and think and think and then you're like oh plant hi this explains way too much right now really it does I thought it doesn't explain anything at all computer calculate how much Phantom Freddy has injected into himself he has injected about 300 gallons of Mountain Dew into himself that's about right I don't know I don't keep track that's Frank's job Frank is like my assistant I wish I got paid you do you get paid in love it's okay Freddy don't worry his is being overreactive but yeah this is what I do with my 300 bucks I'm gonna go home oh but Freddy I'm gonna go get rid of all the Mountain Dew we have in the house oh no no no no don't do that and if even if you're dead I've got my pocket Dimension that has like infinite amounts of Mountain Dew for me so I could just get more from there oh you don't know about my pocket Dimension oh my gosh Friday gonna say you came today good thing all right Frank you keep working stay strong don't get distracted unplug me no no no it's not your day off it's never your day off you'll keep working for me Frank until you finally figure out the answer I Now understand why Terminator happened okay Frank love you bye bye Freddy let's go to my pocket Dimension okay what do we get transported to Japan because this is um where the portal is it's down this Alleyway it's really cool I found out that I was able to do this when um I was with Funtime foxy and and Lopez pretty cool I know there we go activate what the heck are you some kind of magical school girl Freddie why is it gonna be anime school girl why can't be like Naruto or jot Taro or you know because the anime school girl power seem to fit you better whatever then all we have to do is walk through that and we'll be in my pocket Dimension let's go oh God the light there we go wow that one was a lot rougher than I remember what the heck welcome to my pocket Dimension are we in Between Worlds right now I don't know did you just talk to strangers to another dimension oh I I don't know I just I created this somehow with Funtime foxy and a little bit and um they freaked out too and uh I haven't found anything dangerous you know probably the most dangerous thing here are the bubbles you know sometimes again your nose and then like that but pretty cool huh and you've just been spending time here uh-huh this is where I practice my magic sometimes or just sometimes I like to look at the bubbles and the flowers and do people still live in these houses no they're they're gone Freddy they're all gone what is wrong with this world if no one lives here then that's a good question everybody thought about where everyone is maybe my mind decided to remove them that's a scary thought wait what the heck is this that is called a hoverboard what the heck pretty cool right we're all about going natural in this world there you go you get the heck of it oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no okay okay okay I'm getting off pretty cool right Freddy this is what your daily routine looks like yes sir well sometimes sometimes there's Mr pepper sprinkled in between but other than that yep I go to my Balloon Farm then I go to my thinking area and then I come here but you're still chilling at home at the same time playing video games all day I am way too much you said following me around was crazy uh it is I got eaten twice Friday twice Mr ghost did not mean to eat you oh and then what about your big giant dragon summon thing bonesy or whatever you didn't know you were a friend he thought you were an intruder to his territory well either way that was traumatizing until after all that I came here this is where I go to de-stress you know what I'm gonna go home I'm gonna process everything I've seen today yeah about that um going home is a bit tricky uh as of now it's like a 30 minute cooldown before we can go home and back through the portal bro Troy you need to rely on the portal don't you I do I do so we're stuck here for 30 minutes you mean you are pretty I'm going home no place Freddy take it oh well bubbles all right [Music] foreign

Channel: Freddy and Funtime Freddy Show

Views: 70,580

Keywords: Freddy, Five nights at freddy's, freddy fazbear, freddy fazbear reacts, funtime freddy, security breach, glamrock freddy, fnaf security breach

Id: mLcaiHq9RdQ

Length: 11min 0sec (660 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 11 2023