A Breath of the Wild SPEEDRUN where you hook up with Paya

breath of the wild has a multitude of speedrunning categories which can range from get to the end quick and do shrines and get to the end quick and go into shrines but taking it a step further a new category surfaced recently once so skilled and so completely epic gamer that it doesn't even have a leaderboard to back that bad boy up defeating Ganon and saving Hyrule is definitely a feat to brag about but not even collecting all 1 million little pieces of poo poo and unsheathing a badly broken butter knife can hold a candle to this time-sensitive smackdown we're about to lay down the goal of this category is to do something I struggle with IRL this is get laid % golly gee willikers you might be thinking furrowed brow and all the Legend of Zelda breadth of the wilds as a children's game Papa Nintendo would never allow the option for such debauchery but hidden away in the game's code exists a single scene in which this Goomba lupa asks you to console a sensual chica known as paya the screen fades to black but using camera manipulation you are able to actually witness the events unfolding if you're still not convinced please read this excerpt from a man handling interview [Music] now that we're all insanely convinced that this is in fact the Canon outcome we can begin our speedrun the pretty paya is in fact a classy Galan despite being the definition of class and elegance it'll take more than a wink and a Qiao to get this gal to open her shrine so before setting out on this journey I'm mentally layed out the route in my mental mind pulverize the plateau cascade to Cocorico get a camphor post-coitus pictures show sensitive side by helping freaks with dumb problems and finally shrimping in a downward direction while the run was active my stream minigame was raging to spare too many details essentially that bobbing [ __ ] of a bot in the bottom right corner known as cyber Chan will roll item boxes when instructed by chat this has a variety of effects that can result in various hurdles in the game that being said we start the run and I've already shot myself in the foot optimization wise since unlike the majority of muster on our 4 insect glaive mains I am NOT French but we press on and grab our iPad and quickly turned on to make sure that it works to catalog the prime piya's piya's later on channeling my inner radical Larry I forced myself into the corner in order to vibrate through the wall and by doing the tried and true method of force something until it breaks I managed to break on through to the other side Papa Nintendo hid the box known as the resurrecting residents under a mountain and despite looking like clear skies it impedes our way but by skillfully crouching down and running I once again forced myself through something that didn't want me to get in a camp obukhov loons are getting baked off to the side and being the good samaritan i am i decide to confiscate their pot lid but for whatever reason this gives me a knowing feeling of hunger so i snag a couple of snacks for the journey ahead styling on the president i hop over this incomplete wall and surf my way over to this tree so that from this point on i get to ask the questions zelda calls me up trying to convince me that she's the best girl but i struggied off and make my way over to another camp of Aqaba lands i raid their toy chests to steal a few arrows but decide that the back hablen bullying is not quite done so I run over to Billy to beat him down for his bow before Barry blissfully attempts to play hop on pop but having watched an action movie or two I smack in midair and take my prize for beating down the Picabo ins hearing sirens in the distance I head to this cliffside and begin to scale it but being incredibly out of shape causes me to slow down so I can catch my breath skipping the tower means the shrines were never activated so unfortunately we can no longer ring the doorbell to be let inside instead I dismantle the oppression by pulling off a sick grind on the side which skews my whole worldview and I use this to my advantage in order to finagle my way inside the previously closed structure once inside I grab the ability to turn things yellow and the sudden change in hue is so shocking to most things they are paralyzed in fear so I hop over the bridge and return it to normal to charge up my yellow ray before firing it again at the boulder so I don't have to wait for traffic this however depletes my meter again and I'm forced to sit in front of this rock like a [ __ ] because I was too scared to attempt to shield jump to decide to skip it I decide to do something most Millennials don't and willingly visit an elder who rewards me with a ball and story we drown out Nintendo loves text so much that it being on screen causes the console to load even more just so there is more text time so we've wait for it to pass before skipping the cutscene for faster transition outside despite not meeting him papa Nintendo stops by to drop exposition but I masterfully select options to stop talking to him putting my own fresh take on his station launch I purposely screw it up to keep chat on their toes and smugly climb the cliff I easily could have skipped surfing over to this spot a shout-out to Bobby and Butch using their cousins boba for beautifully lining up my angle once I smash my picture I launch off in the direction of the chili cube Castle and negate my fall damage through sheer willpower hitting those sick grinds again I sneak my way inside and steal the blue beam which allows me to give water the cold shoulder that I often receive from most people I try talking to receiving another ball reminds me that balls often bounce so having two in my possession I decide I need to make them feel more at home so by balancing here next to these beastly becau glands i bellow them before me and proceed to make like a ball and bounce off betty but the angle was slightly off so i land short of my destination and have to proceed on foot like a fool grabbing some more arrows and a stick for later I proceed to procure some chilli rods again for a later trick I make my way to magnesia sand rummage for Ruby before grinding one more time in order to Swiss right into this hole and into the shrine magnet manner is a pretty simple place but my pro self manages to job at once to some rocks before getting an icy stare from cyborg Jan which meant that I had to sit still and pontificate as to why I designed a stream minigame that was formulated to spread my metaphorical stream legs for the viewers once the Frostbite wears off I manage to maneuver out of the Magnificent Magnum manner maintaining my brand new ball when sywert n reluctantly hands me a time stop allowing me thirty seconds off the clock to set up a makeshift monorail - the rail - blasts over the pond and towards the tower where Papa Nintendo's ghost haunts us for a moment before I wrecked my first tower of the night afterwards I again clench my butt harder than a melee player with the to stock advantage who took one hit in a tournament to avoid breaking my legs when Papa Nintendo's paraglider stops by asking if I've seen the old man to which I lie and say no before taking in the scenery since lion gets the heart rate up I decide to jog over to the bomb shrine which is now active since we've had our first Direction a few explosions later and I leave with a total of two more balls than a two ball having person would have lo and behold those cc's decides it's Tuukka o'clock yet again and tries to trouble me with another freeze BB just as the beep-beep Jeep tries to laser-focus a death onto me but I managed to duck behind the corner before I'm forced to sit still after running some more I completely bungled the silly what in the name of highly a trick and CC decides to add insult to injury by tucking on another freeze BB which makes my face redder than that of someone with a really red face one temple of time scaling later Papa Nintendo gives me the a-ok to go to town in the soul tree sheikah and passes on the paraglider protection however since I never said on the hill Father time never got the memo the time is actually progressing and the games been stuck at 5:15 a.m. in game time so I poop out a few bombs - Team Rocket back to the beginning and plopped down on my mark but for good exactly which way I'm going before I'm treated to a title and an empty another bump or two when I'm back at the temple of time where I grab some stamina sauce and climb back up to cat call Ben becau Blaine before distracting that Zoomer with the same thing he's seen a million times and doing an interpretive dance that displays how badly I want to hold PI his hand with a bonk on the head I'm off towards my love but the wind really took that one so I land a bit off to the side and force a bump yet again to get back on track when back flipping and farting Proops too difficult for me I elect to try the age-old stasis launch but the years haven't been kind to me and I forget the timing repeatedly before getting it on my very first try I should have quick hello to my target and let her know that I'm ready to go before heading inside to hear another story about the good old days from someone much older than me which coincidentally causes Cece to feel rather blue afterwards I head outside to rid myself of the stench of mothballs and activate the shrine for an easy port back later a bad Bob leaves me out of position and I attempt to remedy it with my joined alone resources to recover HP and attempt another one which leads me over to this Picabo Lynn camp where I distract Bella with my wood and then wish her a nice day before focusing intently on that bow coppa bouncing off those bubbles to head to town after crashing into the lovely hill saina decide that shooting arrows and walking would be too difficult so I elect to smuggle the fabulous flame and bought my way up the hill before telling the Apple rep my iPad doesn't work she fixes it and gives me the kind of kindness I can only receive from restaurant workers feigning interest in me for tips when she asked for me to take her picture I do what any logical adult would do in that situation [Music] nearing the end I decided to leave fair to give as much as I want to get so I go around town handling [ __ ] afterwards I sell my Ruby for rubies and head up the hill to get a preview of piya's private parts when I tell her of my good deeds before snapping a picture for an old man who refuses to walk ten more feet he pays me for my artistic vision and then I show him especially a little something to shot down but it's alright since it's not our target I head back to town and began to gather fireflies but my excitement thinking about seeing pie his shoulder proves too much and I moved too quickly scaring the insects I managed to grab four and just as I'm about to get the fifth jumping proves a challenge and much like some horrible bugs like fan fiction I managed to get cooked by a bug I reload the area and snag that last creepy crawly before bursting into a woman's house unannounced to unleash my horde of insects when trying this in real life it generally yields different results but this is a fantasy world so she thanks me pays me and I get to test out my moves by calling her pretty to not have her maced me with a compliment given in to my eyes not filled with pepper spray I get a surge of confidence only to find me a more on the floor and sobbing she's scared of a slippery salamander that stole her shrines fear so we're asked to come for her and her time of need despite the fade to black we know what's really going on behind the scenes and the run is concluded as I finished getting noted normally that would be it but afterwards I decided to extend the category because just having sex wasn't enough we needed to brag to our pals Zelda but unfortunately a big old pile of putrid plop known as Ganon is keeping her captive so the only logical thing to do is rescue her and tell her of the good deeds I fight the good fight but unfortunately Carl calamity proves he is too strong of a white knight and calls me a womanizer and doesn't allow me to talk to Zelda so I have to take the duh by one from the regular run and affixed a tiny little L on its side ring the bell like and subscribe for more videos or don't it's your call [Music]

Channel: ScottFalco

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Id: 9V2o__nWU00

Length: 9min 49sec (589 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 23 2020