A Super Mario Sunshine SPEEDRUN but L is REAL

[Music] recently the nintendo hq got broken into by some elite hacksaws and they stole all the ancient codes right out from underneath miyamoto's nose as well as several pudding cups he was saving for a rainy day handing off the code to an elite team of people who don't leave their domiciles allowed them to crack these lines of data to find a plethora of hidden secrets that could possibly put several youtube channels out of business if their whole shtick wasn't repeating stuff someone else already found among the codes cashed in was one that proved the 12th letter of the alphabet was in fact real in the titular title of mario to the 64th power sure it was well known that he was planned but now there was physical data and inspired by the barrage of new well-known information i decided to do a little digging myself you see it turns out this particular letter shows up in almost any game featuring the wonderful wahoo man even the titles were in a normal playthrough there is an nerium mention or whiff of this lanky linguine lad the one i set my sights on was in fact the one run that allows for fun in the sun super mario sunshine upon finding the green coat i reached out to the main man himself for the following when you're statement bust it's hard to tell which of the nintendo brothers is who you know if i'm rocking a party vibe we can wind up months into development before i realize the team's actually making a game about the opposite brother like heck mario's mansion just sounded so much better right but apparently the documents called for the green guy and i already had him in the sunny one so i made the old switcheroo and nobody seemed to notice judging by how a mario model exists in luigi's mansion it's a guaranteed fact that this is true because i have a following and i said something online so a careful swap was made prior to release and it was swept under the rug until now or until several other youtubers made videos about this particular mod see the thing is boku no hero academia is just a poor man's naruto there is no way bakugo can achieve the level of complexity that sasuke had and furthermore this is luigi percent so the silly sunshine slog through a big beach of bad bile can star the lean mean green machine on the scene instead of the rambunctious red runt of course along with the character swap there are a plethora of gameplay changes for starters mario was replaced with luigi in terms of looks voice and backpacks now that we're all cut up on the changes we can start the run to those who are unaware unlike other mario titles there isn't actually a shine requirement to beat the game instead the seventh chapter of each locale must be beaten before the beach floods and allows access to a mountain whose name has aged like a fine milk along this journey i had my bobbing [ __ ] of a bot known as cyborg chan being a doll and a peach but also a giant beach you see cc helps run a mini game known as run hp where my live stream viewers can use channel points to either help or hurt the run in a variety of ways that being said i buckle in and plop down onto the plane strip filled with pulsing puke i'm not afraid to get dirty so i hop skip and jump over the placeholder pack that quickly transforms into the polter flood post cutscene spraying down the pukey plant i return the strip to its normal state before being picked up by the popo and taken to the prisoner palace the reason it's quite obvious this horrible graffiti is to blame that's not fair i'm only responsible for one of those brown puddles put on parole i proceeded the plaza by propelling myself with my powerful pack to prompt the poo poo plant to participate in passing a puddle of my pack's perspiration down its pipes despite not being on this vacation the main man mario has apparently been playing too much persona and his other self alexa enact his heart's desire and capture the princess this is a dire situation but cece being the gentlelash she is knows that the summer heat is tough to beat and rolls a freeze bb which makes me unable to move for 30 seconds thrown off cycle i stopped the shadowy sibling in some shade before his shoes to cut through but i pursue in my attempt to subdue with the wave of his wand and my mistimed early entrance he escapes to the first stage and i get a quick reminder of what happens when you unearth discarded data from nintendo you see this being a mod it is not perfect and bringing l to the real world unfortunately brings about a plethora of curses one of these is the inability to hover after the plaza plays shadowy face so unfortunately a reset was required in order to gain a key feature back now that i'm able to hover i hop over to this hydro hole and use the skeeter to bypass the first shine but the rng wasn't the kindest and i land just shy of the windmill platform if mario is a speed demon luigi is probably a speed cobalt or some other low level enemy but it doesn't matter to me as i take in the scenery before prepping to pulverize the putrid poopoo puking plant cece didn't get the message that the hover loss was a nintendo curse and instead believes it to be the cause of this paisano packing on the pasta pounds and rolls jumping jacks in an attempt to get us to lose weight after 10 quick jumps i remember to hydrate petey piranha who plummets to the pavement before approving his poop the site was rather graphic so i head to the place i go to cry only to find out someone turned it into another world with some masterfully made jumps with zero hesitation i snag another shine and head back to town to grab coins of the red variety jealous of my newly found wealth this prompts a part too with old petey piranha who i power on by popping a pig towards this putrid plant a few more reminders from hydration bot proves too much for him and he pulls the shovel and bans himself from life instead of me following their grandpappy's footsteps a pile of pukey plant pops up back at the plaza and despite not beating the shadowy sibling i rush over to pop this pimple asap heading to the next zone i slide up to procure fruit and much like a banana split i perform a coconut clip seeing as how that was the eighth mission the game figures i beat in the other stages and so i'm able to select the seventh and tackle the shadowy sibling and steal his shine with a skip and a hop i head for the top and then drop and face the second of the nintendo curses for whatever reason watching the puppies pop in the pool will cause a very obnoxious crash okay [Laughter] [Music] so upon reloading the area i was forced to cover my eyes and avert my camera before pushing those pups in the proper place despite my movement being insanely sub-optimal the next mission allows me to at least take some solace in the fact that i'm above the level of a casual speedrunner as portrayed by the postal pianta impersonator piantissimo since the stage doesn't end until he hits the pole anyway i belly hop the majority of the route before taking my prize a haunted wah wails in the wind as i'm struck by another nintendo curse with flashes of purple across the screen as we prep to step over the lava and up onto the platform to procure another sprite sure shooting akin to their kim of the smaller variety the golden gal caused a crash if we did the unthinkable and watched her bathe so being the gentleman i am i turned away as she stepped into the bath before pouncing on top of her for my reward for getting her wet i went above so logically the next step is below and by bouncing atop these fungi i finagle to this floor where i pretend the wall as a door and crash through to hover back to clip through this shroom so it's been a dream of mine to cosplay as a chuckster and head to a convention and hurl people up walls but unfortunately that would most likely get me arrested here however chucksters are thriving and living the life of luxury as they hurl me up and around before i use a camera trick to reverse the rotation of their tossing station despite watching things bathe causing crashes before the next mission revolves around it but luckily the curse of nintendo doesn't seem to trigger here so after the old spit shine i take what's mine once again we're face to face with a basket case who we chase and try to make us before we put him in his place pushing out of the pipe i plan to progress to pena park where i propel myself past the point of a planned picture show and postpone it by exiting the area which puts me on a coaster ride boaster a plethora of missiles to match the mechanical menace and then skip another scene by menuing in a masterful manner and it's a good thing we skipped that cutscene too so we didn't have to think about the implications caused by peach not outright denying junior was her child not to flip-flop but i flip hop into the mull's hole and don't stop till i get the drop on the shine at the top back at the park i'm able to get a fastpass seeing as how i have a job and no kids and i use it to sample all of the park's rides in record time while finding various change that's fallen off from patrons before i receive word that youths are loitering on the beach i spray them down and evict them from life and a kind mother who sounds suspiciously like space mama hands me a shine parks are better with pal so i invite yoshi along and throw a snack into the park for him to munch on later however even the sight of roller coasters makes him nauseous and unfortunately he vomits on one of the patrons i sidestep to bypass the security up front and avoid making a scene but sure shooting he does it again i feed him his snack in an attempt to settle his stomach and we head over to the carousel seeing as how that's a nice calming ride but i black out ironically from dehydration and wind up in a fever dream and do some insane tech of doing absolutely no tech at all but worry that might be boring so i at least throw in a semi-spicy wall jump and dive upon regaining consciousness i realize the malicious mario has returned and like a bad fan fiction i get him wet before taking his prize diving into the water to rehydrate myself i showcase the weird loading area around the docks before i flip and dip only to slip when cece rolls another freeze bb which forces me to appreciate the fine craftsmanship in these wooden crates is a sturdy wood right there heading back up it's time to trample the technical terror but with a spray in a pole i bypass any need for grotesque actions feeling the immense guilt of beating a squid who was in fact not a kid i elect to forgo the use of these aquatic beings and instead decide a main inkling as i slide around the stage hitting select points in order to trick the game into thinking i did what it wanted they often say that you must spin to win so i decided to put it to the test by chaining spin after spin jump in order to reach the bottom of the bottle for an easy shine and then hippity hoppity make the droppity to the doc's den and do my best pop star impression by hopping from shaft to shaft before snagging that gold ready to tackle the tenacious tentacle terror upon the return but cece decides we're going too fast and slows us down with another freeze bb you might think you have the upper hand this time baka ika but i've studied the tentacle more than you could possibly imagine i didn't feel guilt that time so i snagged some coins atop the blooper tots and just as luigi blasts the loads tentacle studying we blast the load to shadow dropping and snatch the final shine of the harbor before heading back to polish off the first area with a trip to the twilight zone and another brotherly bop back at base we bop another bro before he has the chance to destroy the best beast known as yoshi and then boost this bad boy with a banana to unlock the bad days in most people who play this are unaware of the shining reference this boss makes but i make my own shining reference by murdering my wrist spam spraying this malicious manta ray and nabbing a shine i then head into the beta version of luigi's mansion 3 which only features three floors and then sand beating the beta of lugi's spoop house in the middle of a run makes me feel pretty great so i then treat myself to a banana split but you know what i've been good so i head to the casino to treat myself even further i'd take a chance by not taking any chance at these games of chance and instead take the chance that security won't throw me out after i hop off the wall and up onto the rafter to sneak behind the wall of fun and into the pipe to further not take any chances because i don't know how to momentum spin jump so i ride this block like the slightly above casual speedrunner i am turns out the beta wasn't actually done or face to face with a spooky specter known as king buu but hey even villains need vacations too so instead of sporting his deadly demeanor he appears simply drunk off his behind so i makes him a lovely little cocktail of rng and pain wouldn't you know it king boo is actually a worker at the hotel and so by assaulting him i land myself on janitorial duties to make up for the millions in psychiatric damages the curse of nintendo strikes one final time and doesn't allow me to actually load the shadow mario chapter but using some frame perfect heck i load a file that already had him beaten that was prepared before the stream nearing the end of the game in my sanity i scale the sudsy and slime slopes to uncork the falls and turn the hillside into the women's private parts when they hear i'm a speedrunner at least in my mind since i'm deluding myself i figure why not delude myself further and tear down the notions i had of walls actually blocking me from things by springing into action and onto another shine it's better down where it's wetter and this time it isn't an innuendo and also it's not actually better as i shrink and swim together a geezer's red coin collection again it's better downward twitter but again it's not because this stage is terrible and i hate it and this boss fight and this isn't a joke or anything funny i 100 just dislike this mission after hearing of my epic fail the perverted postal p auntissimo persuades me into another pit of speed against my person post haste and i style on this casual speedrunner by jump diving the wall but still making it to the end first because unlike casual runners i still know how to go fast when things get wet heading up the cliff one more time i bounce up to the secret shell to skedaddle through the sinister stage to see if my stuff is enough to snag the semifinal shine due to sympathy and not incompetence i allow the shadowy sibling to scooch up the slopes to save his self-esteem before slapping him with my satchel salivating snout and snagging the final shine his tears are so plentiful it floods the stage and with a bouncer too i bug lou to the brew to subdue the screw who kidnapped my boo yet again i get another chilling reminder that i do in fact live in america and the rest of the world is laughing at me as i clash with corona yet again much like someone fanning the flames i douse them with water before heading to the boat i use to float across the moat where i can then think what if instead of one rocket jump it was multiple rocket jump and put the plane into action and head up above the beastly behemoth known as bowser bathes and battles me at the same time but my rocket propelled undies this is me and using my pasta powered pound packing posterior to pulverize point after point before i pop the pop out of his slop and secure my w if you'd like to see more videos akin to this gun or get laid percent please comment below with suggestions of silly mods or speedruns you think could be fun i'm trying to stave off the salt for the time being as there's enough suffering in the world and the last thing i want to do is cause more discourse i really just want to make people smile so to help the channel stay afloat 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Channel: ScottFalco

Views: 1,068,644

Keywords: L is real, nintendo gigaleak, nintendo leak, super mario sunshine speedrun, super luigi sunshine, luigi, mario, luigi animation, mario sunshine animation, scottfalco speedrun, scottfalco luigi

Id: OBKeLoJS_eU

Length: 13min 1sec (781 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 05 2020