8:07 of very satisfying videos

i googled the world's most satisfying videos i'm not very satisfied right now um i had a reaction to a medical treatment now my whole face is covered in a rash don't cyber bully me you know what makes me feel better are you subscribing so i can get my second channel to 10 million subs i think that'd be funny yeah pop it for me baby pop it for me baby that's good that's good that's good i enjoyed that got some skittles here [Music] holy [ __ ] looks like a rainbow wormhole i feel like i can taste the goddamn rainbow through the screen for my male for your male audience huh oh yeah break it oh it's rock solid break it [Applause] yeah see that's something only men could enjoy only men are allowed to enjoy these kind of videos get out no girls allowed you got cooties well actually i've got cooties it's a spaghetti is that racist don't [ __ ] me oh [ __ ] oh we love these they're like kinetic sand right oh yeah i love that it's like it's like cutting up a sponge i wish i could eat this video was that like a breast implant damn that looks sick god damn you tell me breast implants could be many different colors and flavors we probably shouldn't go sticking needles into them though mmm i've seen some of these videos before chopping up pool noodles man this entire video is just gonna be me making slurping sounds it's how i show satisfaction i like all the colors here these soaps or something or you're going to cut it i haven't clicked play on this one yet but i think i'm excited yeah cut that apple oh boy oh that's nice that's good man you have to have really nice fingernails to run one of these channels like i couldn't do it i bite my nails um so people i think i think would judge me if i ran one of these satisfying channels cleaning a paint roller oh damn i should have been a painter oh do it for me do it for me oh yep yep i'm excited to see what experiment you're doing here man oh it's going to go all the way up the top right oh that's some science as the water goes down it sucks the balls up that's pretty cool we do we do enjoy science on this channel okay we've got a big shredder and we've got bubble wrap oh my god [Applause] oh it's just non-stop bubble popping i've thought about this but 10 000 likes i'm gonna buy a hydraulic press and a shredder yeah pull it out man goddamn that is rock solid that's a cool chunk of ice now break it yeah man i have something satisfying for you yeah that's what we're here for oh that is that's pretty good that's pretty good fully formed around the pole that was pretty good oh oh look at them clean those sprays [Music] bruh all the problems i'm having in my real life right now they're all gone are you gonna set those chairs on fire it's kind of hectic how does that clean them how does that work is it melting the plastic so it's clean now i'm failing to understand putting a lint roller on a bunny that's crazy what it's gonna be naked after two rolls what the damn hell is what the [ __ ] i did not know octopuses could be on land what the [ __ ] could he [ __ ] sorry i know there is probably some youngsters but that's some nightmare [ __ ] i don't really like the idea of eating octopuses because i hear that they're like the smartest animals in the world but that can't continue to exist bro what the hell oh we love all good whippersnipper you must be ripping through his cord though that this man is good at his job that is a fine line that is beautifully cut i used to do this i've probably told you seven thousand times but i used to be a gardener for a bit oh it feels good what's this some rainbow jelly here or something what are you doing here oh i'm enjoying this experience oh [ __ ] i thought he was cutting a hand for a second i was thinking what's satisfying about that oh my god what the [ __ ] is going on oh that creep that one creeped me out a little bit i know if i'm cool with that one damn this looks like this looks like uh you know cream with sprinkles on it i want to eat it probably paint or something you'd probably die for my male audience oh yeah we love content only for men that that shattered real nice [Music] oh that's some good stuff oh it's a big balloon what's gonna happen here it's jiggling it's jiggling oof that was nice that was nice i liked watching it jiggle jiggle oh it's gonna be a bubble that's oh i didn't know bubbles worked like that is that like a big cheese or something she pooped what the [ __ ] was inside of that but i want to eat it half these satisfying videos just make me hungry opening a dance gate after years oh you can hear it coming you can hear it build nice nice nice man oh yeah that's lovely there is so many jokes i could make about taking shits but holy crap that is explosive that is absolutely explosive what even the hell that is nuts i'm resisting making all the possible jokes about you know diarrhoea on a toilet oh oh rubber bands on an ipad why oh you missed one now you ruined it [ __ ] the world's strongest phone the nokia oh it's going up against he's cutting it down see i would have thought the blade would have been destroyed so that's a surprising result there i used to spend so much time playing snake on that phone yeah i know i'm an old man feels like destroying the nokia is destroying a historical artifact i don't know how to feel oh this is this is things going into things yeah i love watching things go into things they're fitting perfectly oh we love it oh yeah oh yeah oh is that where it's stopping i thought there was so much more we could have shown i love watching things go into things thanks for watching hopefully you're satisfied please subscribe

Channel: LazarLazar

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Id: q-7tS822VY4

Length: 7min 42sec (462 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 13 2022