50 things TF2 Players NEVER Say

every single kill I've ever got on the Vlog I earned that with Blood Sweat and Tears this is a testament to my thousands of hours in the game [Music] I'm missing a little bit of health and my teammate needs this pack so much more than me so obviously I'm gonna leave it for them can the developers slow down that update cycle I can barely keep up with all this content I just don't get to play enough ah bots in This Server finally a challenge I'm gonna stick around test my skill against them everyone knows that crates are statistically a waste of money so I never opened any oh missed my shot on that other sniper surely he's gonna miss his head what video is he talking about meet the team never heard of it couldn't even tell you a single quote from any of them to be honest but I died it's not worth it hey man you want to jump on some TF2 today yeah of course in competitive mode are you joking I hate seeing new players in my server they're just so boring to watch God I just wish my melee weapon would crit more often it's just so useless ragdolls not funny I prefer to turn them off just for aesthetic purposes this spy is brave enough to use the kunai damn that risk reward I respect that no no no that wasn't a face dab that was a matador well done spy Mane ooh trick stabbed well done spy Main what my my in-game hours TF2 it's not really alarming at all I actually tell girls on the first day all about it I'm proud of it what the uh the conscientious objector you know the sign item the melee I've actually never seen a weird one before they're just some nice wholesome pictures most of the time going to that Market Garden it's a little bit too risky there's too many players around I'm gonna stay back and span my favorite map Junction duh those low ceilings tight hallways tiny chokes oh it's just so much fun I love voice chat in public servers it just it just helps with our team coordination so much people are so cooperative seconds yeah of course I understand how capping the points on hydro works I got killed by that player with the pocket medic again I just love their teamwork I can't wait to go fight them again I'm so glad that they finished Cactus Canyon and finally put it into the map Pool oh don't even get me started on asteroid all right I made it past their battlements I made it past their spawn door I finally made it to the Intel room surely there's no sentries in here man I just wanted a fair fight and then I got a random crit against them I feel so bad yo I found the Bison finally I could win I mean I could launch this person off the cliff but it's probably safer just to keep shooting them I can't really risk missing this kill I only played TF2 because it's really easy I mean I tried OverWatch but it was just way too hard for me so I'll stick to this one dispenser going down if I can say one thing about all the trading I used to do is that it was absolutely worth my time I actually do it full time I made a killing alright so we'll be rolling them so far we've just made it to Bar Blitz last uh let's just put it away quickly this shouldn't take long yeah of course stock weapons are always the best option just look at the fire rat ah Gunslinger engineer got the midi centers out luckily I could go Scout to counter him this heavy update is going to be such a game changer any day now man I just love all the melee reskins in this game you know the pan the ham but number one the crossing guard I just love Railway Crossings this is my favorite thing you know what nothing but respect to my free to play Brothers out there the game free they're just playing optimally like why would you pay for it it doesn't make any sense they hurry up and buff the Demo Man like I'm playing dust bowl and I can't even get a single kill with it you know what it's been like a couple months since I booted up TF2 and like I think this is it I think I'm never gonna go play it again ever I mean I'm playing on trade Minecraft but it's not to trade obviously it's because this map has so many interesting choke points and the gameplay Loops just so much fun time to use the sand man yeah I have a few thousand hours of competitive another CTF main you know double cross turbine nothing feels better than capping that Intel tf2's art style with that whole like 1980s kind of does the aesthetic it looks so good and the Cosmetics that they've added just build on that fantasy I just have no idea why they've never added more maps on my favorite game mode special delivery I sound like Doomsday all the time why would I have a kill bar what purpose does killing yourself have in this game that's that's what the other people want to do that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard man this scout Loadout looks so cool color coordination I like that all right I've finally made it behind it was Angie that took ages oh but they're pushing the card I better return to the team help out with that defense [Music] another air shot I wish I just waited till he landed to try and hit him I mean our team composition is okay but we got way too many medics yeah I guess I'll paint this hat but I'm only gonna do a nicer you know a subtle color I don't want to stand out too much when I play Spy the best disguise is the heavy because fooling people is much more important than move speed yeah sniper's easy to counter play you just have to avoid his sight lines it's fun and it's easy just get good foreign

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Length: 6min 49sec (409 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 08 2023